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PoliticsRe: Breaking News!!!! Pope Benedict To Resign February 28th!!! by merengue: 12:44pm On Feb 11, 2013
I hope our civil servants who have been celebrating their 55th birthday anniversaries for the last 10 years and the African megalomaniacs (Robert Mugabe, Sam Nujoma, Issa Hayatou, Paul Biya and co) learn a thing or two on how to bow out gracefully. Tua perfrui, Euge Dignum Quiete, sanctitas tua!!!!!
PoliticsRe: Asaba Will Be The Best Capital In Nigeria - Uduaghan by merengue: 11:18am On Jan 11, 2013
eriegua83: Condenmation or not 8 yrs don waka. What ve u done with UR LIVES these past 8 yrs, what impact ve U to the improvement of ur families and communities. U come out to criticize when ur lives are nothing to write about, some of u are rejects in ur families. Go get a LIFE.
Is there any sense in that great big toilet you call your brain at all?
Nairaland GeneralRe: Which One You Will Press ? by merengue: 10:56am On Jan 11, 2013
I would most definitely go for the red button; its a game of chance and I would rather go for the one that presents better odds. Great stuff can be achieved with $1m that a foolish person cannot do with $100m. Of the percentage who pick green, most would be hardcore gamblers and gambling is as different from having an entrepreneurial spirit as Ajegunle is different from Parkview. And to the arm-chair "entrepreneurs" on this thread; reading Robert Kiyosaki's books doesn't make you entrepreneurs.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Which One You Will Press ? by merengue: 10:46am On Jan 11, 2013
nikkyshyne: Basically, you and Lemonade are talking way out of context. You seems to be paying more attention to 'colours' and 'buttons'.

The instruction is clearly written. Take an instant cash of 1m or gamble with a hundred million. It could be any colour used to denote your choice. Forget about caution signs will you and stick to the god damn manual! angry

Red was used to signify end of game. Get your cash. No going further.
Green was used to proceed to the 'gambling' stage.
You deserve a a hug for this very apt statement. They have been spamming the whole thread like half-wits pontificating on the "significance of colour".
PoliticsRe: How NLC And TUC Betrayed #occupynigeria: An Insider Account by merengue: 10:01am On Jan 11, 2013
[quote author=nl.official]Hey yuncca, take a pill and chill. I know you will be disappointed that I'm not getting into fight with you. Same time I could have used to read all the blah blah blah will I use on you. So Mr, I have better things to do than to read about how NLC and TUC betrayed us. I'm not getting paid for read articles on Nairalad

Now let me tell you, During the protest, I went there 3 days in a week. Drove from Surulere to the protest ground, Ojota. Sure, I didn't expect you to know.

It's obvious you read everything. Can you please summarise it?

Thank you,[/quote]I was there for four days so stop your chest beating, you sound silly. Next time if an article appears too weighty for your obviously limited mental capacity, skip it and don't drop such asinine comments again, its daft and juvenile. E.O.D!!!!
PoliticsRe: How NLC And TUC Betrayed #occupynigeria: An Insider Account by merengue:
[quote author=nl.official]Can someone please summarise this? My profession is not to read.[/quote]Of course not; your profession is to be idiotic and your life's ambition is to be the first person who was born as a numbskull, lived in stupidity and died a buffoon.

@OP: Of course Esele and Omar betrayed the protests, that goes without saying. But Esele still does have a point about the entry of politicians giving #Occupy Nigeria# a political connotation which was not needed.
HealthRe: UNIBEN Professor Recants HIV/AIDS Cure Discovery by merengue: 8:47am On Jan 11, 2013
Excel23: what if d university is not ready to get involved in anything concerning hiv/aids research, because they know the position they are meant to always occupy & also are aware of d consequency of disobedience?. I have dis strong conviction that dis african brother was made to eat back his claim forcefully/threatened by all mighty government, controlled and played like PS by oyingbo. I fear o. This "no good thing can ever come out of africa" view has to stop, but i don't see it happening with dis african leaders that take instructions from oyingbo, our RULERS that cannot protect their own, against intimidations. Oyingbo rules africa from their (oyingbo's) seat of power. I pity africa. Modern day colonization and slavery allowed by our RULERS
This post is as daft as Liverpool's purchase of Andy Carroll. The university authorities acted properly and correctly all through this saga and the "learned" prof should hide his head in shame for behaving like an educated illiterate.
PoliticsRe: N'Delta Elders Wont Support Jonathan In 2015 If He Fails To Improve The Region by merengue: 4:08pm On Jan 10, 2013
[quote author=Okija_juju]....................... Bleep the Niger Delta Elders..............

How many votes do they all pull in total?! E no pass 2 local governments.. angry[/quote]grin grin grin. Okija you no well o, what do you mean by that? Come take your time and don't abuse my people o otherwise those "2 Local Governements" will ensure a Onye Igbo never smells Aso Rock till Jesus comes.
PoliticsRe: N'Delta Elders Wont Support Jonathan In 2015 If He Fails To Improve The Region by merengue: 4:05pm On Jan 10, 2013
brownlord: Who are the niger delta elders? God purnish una, so any bastard can just come out now and form a mushroon group then begin to make noise, who and where r this animals, president shld come and develope the region by givin u one politcal office and u begin to sing his praises livin the initial motive, abeg make u parkwell oga
Don't mind all those hungry, useless and expired scallywags. When GEJ used money to slap their mouths in 2011 and they were hollering "our son", why didn't they demand development then? Now that the old dingbat called Edwin Clark and dogs like Orubebe have cornered all the goodies for themselves, they are now crying like deflowered toddlers. What did GEJ do as governor of Bayelsa that made them support him in the first place?
PoliticsRe: Top 10 People That Need To Shut-up In 2013 by merengue: 3:52pm On Jan 10, 2013
@OP: So you stole Chi Ibe's article for YNaija! and made it appear as yours right? Grade one idiot like you.

http://www.ynaija.com/doyin-okupe-osaze-kola-boof-marilyn-ogar-who-else-see-the-top-10-people-who-need-to-shut-up-in-2013/
HealthRe: UNIBEN Denounces Prof's HIV/AIDS Cure Claim by merengue: 10:12am On Jan 10, 2013
[quote author=A-ZeD]1)He used their equipments, he works for them and he used office hours to develop it.
2)You my friend are an ignorant fellow. How do you claim you can cure hiv when you've not done clinical trials? What are the side effects of the drug?
It's people like you who have no idea how things should work that are pulling this country back.[/quote]1.5 trillion likes for this very apt analysis and thank you for setting that mentally retarded 5 year old straight.
PoliticsRe: Asaba Will Be The Best Capital In Nigeria - Uduaghan by merengue: 2:33pm On Jan 09, 2013
@peleson

Are you high on gutter fumes or did you miss your way?
PoliticsRe: Asaba Will Be The Best Capital In Nigeria - Uduaghan by merengue: 2:30pm On Jan 09, 2013
[quote author=Wiz-Prince]You're An Idiot! Is people like you that spoils nigeria with insults... Even if u use to insult other Governors don't try and insult Gov. Uduaghan koz we Deltans knows what he's doing for us. Go tell ur Gov. To say so if its paining you.[/quote]That you are a bought & paid for hack with the brains of a sewer rat does not mean the rest of us are. What has the animal formerly known as Uduaghan done for Delta? I want you to enumerate them.
PoliticsRe: Asari Dokubo Adopts Benin Republic, Dumps Nigerian Citizenship. by merengue: 2:25pm On Jan 09, 2013
Truckpusher: That dude sold out, for how much? I don't know.
When the struggle started good people came out and said that enough is enough Ofcos we know that people will go down but before the entire Niger Delta people will go down the entire Nigerian state would be hanging on life support , but alas these dudes came out from nowhere and politicised the whole thing.
Today we have a president that comes from the Niger Delta and what have we to show for it when the entire North and South west are fighting tooth and nail to discredit him with the propaganda and insults coming from the south west while the north has taken it to another level but we're watching.
Let GEJ just remain there till 2019 if not the Niger Delta will burn and we'll die in our thousands and the heat and smoke would be felt in all part of this forced marriage called Nigeria...we're not more than 20million but the world will feel the anger of a disenfranchised people maybe then the owners of Nigeria will understand.....go to the Niger Delta and see first hand environmental pollution then you'll continuously be shaking your head for the Nigerian people the way they are fighting tooth and nail to distract GEJ and discredit his govt.....we're watching after all he who is down fears no fall.
Saying the Niger-Delta will fight for GEJ is a very funny story. So GEJ being in power for 8 years will compensate for the decades of deprivation of the ND right? Since when did the Niger-Delta become one large homogenous group where an Anioma or Itsekiri man feels compelled to defend the "right to loot" of an Ijaw man? Until we get it into our heads that our political elite, the governments at the centre and we as Niger-Deltans have failed, nothing will change. Its easy enough to blame the North, S.W & S.E for the woes of the Niger-Delta but none of these people had a hand in our choice of traditional rulers, senators, governors and political elite who have sworn to live large even if the rest of us die. Will you blame the other ethnic groups for the knavery and mindless looting of Ibori, Uduaghan, Odili, Igbinedion, Alams, Sylva, GEJ, Attah et al. When the genuine agaitation by people like Saro-Wiwa and co was hijacked by animals like Tompolo, Alaibe, Asari, Ateke Tom & co, did we not "siddon look" as usual? If GEJ likes, let him stay till 2050, his reign as governor of Bayelsa was an unmitigated disaster so why should this be any different?
FashionRe: New Pictures Of Oge Okoye by merengue: 11:36am On Jan 09, 2013
I am sorry but what is this gutter trash meant to achieve? The whole thing looks as if it was directed by a 15 year veteran of Yaba Right (ARO), acted out by an upcoming gay & an ugly has-been who is trying too hard to look sexy but comes across looking as stale & as tired as an overworked LovePeddler's puna and photographed by a 15 year old who was jerking off and taking pictures at the same time.
CelebritiesRe: Tonto Dikeh And Anabella Amaraci Collins (Her Lesbian Partner)? by merengue: 11:26am On Jan 09, 2013
[quote author=Okija_juju]SEUN!!!!!!!!!!





What is it with you and Tonto Dike threads that they must always hit the frontpage?!!!



[/quote]Blame the idiotic M.O.D of the section from which the stories are always appearing from. Then castigate the donkey that has been put in charge of the front page.
PoliticsRe: How Relevant Is OBJ In Today's Politics? by merengue: 11:23am On Jan 09, 2013
CHESSBOARD: He is irrelevant both in SW and in Nigerian politics , [b]just like all SWers are now irrelevant [/b]in National Politics.... President, VP, Senate President, VSP, Leader House of Rep , Deputy leader HoR, PDP BOT, PDP SEC, PDP Chairman, Gov forum chairman etc....where is a Yoruba Man in these positions, they r local champions just like Tinubu cool
O boy, you daft no be small. What powers does the chairman of Governors' Forum wield exactly? What powers to change, control or influence anything do the Deputy Senate President, Deputy Speaker of the House of Rep, Majority Leader, House of Rep, e.t.c. have ? S.E had Senate Presidency for 8 years, what did it bring to the region? David Mark has been Senate President for two terms now; of what benefit has it been to the Idoma people? As PDP BOT chairman, what did Mr Fix-It bring to Edo state apart from S.T.B? (apologies to Abami Eda). I hear there is going to be a clearance sale on intelligence today at Oshodi, please avail yourself of the opportunity to purchase some much needed grey matter.
PoliticsRe: Let's Have Your Complaints, Suggestions & Enquiries Here by merengue: 8:27am On Jan 09, 2013
Andre Uweh: I'd like to write a book about Mr Osewa someday. He is so lenient, so forgiven and a good sportsman. He listens to the wishes of forumites and treats everyone equally.
In his own website, posters have regularly insulted him yet he has not banned them for eternity. Where in this world has such happened?.
I think Seun was created by Chukwu on a Sunday.
Andre my friend how far?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Ballon D'or 2012: How They Voted by merengue: 8:18am On Jan 09, 2013
[quote author=Umunede]Cassilas betrayed Ronaldo. He should leave d real maldrid. How can he vote ramos over ronaldo[/quote

How is that a betrayal? CR7 should move away if he wants to; Casillas has played alongside eternal greats like Raul, Figo, Zidane and the original Ronaldo, compared to them, CR7 is a muppet.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Ballon D'or 2012: How They Voted by merengue: 8:04am On Jan 09, 2013
Maybe Keshi thought it was Kegites Club that were conducting the award b'cos that seems to be the only logical explanations of his "mumuish" nominations. Even Yobo who picked Messi, Ronaldo & Toure showed more intelligence than that fatso. SMH!!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Ballon D'or 2012: How They Voted by merengue: 7:53am On Jan 09, 2013
Troll: The Way This Voting Is Being Done Nowadays; An African Will Never Win The Fifa Ballon D'Or. No Matter How Spectacular He Is On The Pitch. The Europeans Will Always Vote For Their Own. The Public Should Be Given Voting Power Or Else This Is Just Plainly Sentimental Bulshit. Imagine!? angry
By public, you mean the likes of you on NL? Heaven forbid!!!
PoliticsRe: Sokoto, Katsina Top List Of Poor States... by merengue: 3:37pm On Jan 08, 2013
Biafra rep: FOOL!!!
You need help, the head peeper kind.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Lionel Messi Wins Ballon D'or Award by merengue: 3:29pm On Jan 08, 2013
dopeJemi: FaLcao Left engLand 2 shine in spain abi, where did he start his career, has he Left? don't be a fooL

Van Left engLand 2 shine in spain 2 abi, don't be a person

Eto 'O' shined at inter Like he did in barca abi, don't be daft

Kanu pLayed in engLand 4 many seasons n he shined, is he stilL in engLand, r u hearing his name, don't be stupeed

ALonso left liverpooL 2 shine. In spain(D.midfieLder)
Beckham left man-u 2 reaL, he shined(midfieLder)
SiLva left valencia 2 man city, hez shining(MidfieLder)

Mehn! I'm done wiv u. I'm out
(Sighs) Your idiocy is saddening. Ruud won the Golden Boot in 3 countries (Holland, England and Spain) so how is he a failure? Eto won a treble at Inter Milan, how is that a failure? Kanu won things at Ajax in Holland and Inter in Italy, how is he a one club wonder? Alonso won the UCL in Liverpool dummy. What did Silva win at Valencia? Your father should have used a condom.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Lionel Messi Wins Ballon D'or Award by merengue: 3:28pm On Jan 08, 2013
dopeJemi: FaLcao Left engLand 2 shine in spain abi, where did he start his career, has he Left? don't be a fooL

Van Left engLand 2 shine in spain 2 abi, don't be a person

Eto 'O' shined at inter Like he did in barca abi, don't be daft

Kanu pLayed in engLand 4 many seasons n he shined, is he stilL in engLand, r u hearing his name, don't be stupeed

ALonso left liverpooL 2 shine. In spain(D.midfieLder)
Beckham left man-u 2 reaL, he shined(midfieLder)
SiLva left valencia 2 man city, hez shining(MidfieLder)


Your idiocy is saddening, I feel for your parents sha. Ruud won the Golden Boot in 3 countries (Holland, England and Spain) so how is he a failure? Eto won a treble at Inter Milan, how is that a failure? Kanu won things at Ajax in Holland and Inter in Italy, how is he a one club wonder? Alonso won the UCL in Liverpool dummy.

Mehn! I'm done wiv u. I'm out
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Lionel Messi Wins Ballon D'or Award by merengue: 3:27pm On Jan 08, 2013
dopeJemi: FaLcao Left engLand 2 shine in spain abi, where did he start his career, has he Left? don't be a fooL

Van Left engLand 2 shine in spain 2 abi, don't be a person

Eto 'O' shined at inter Like he did in barca abi, don't be daft

Kanu pLayed in engLand 4 many seasons n he shined, is he stilL in engLand, r u hearing his name, don't be stupeed

ALonso left liverpooL 2 shine. In spain(D.midfieLder)
Beckham left man-u 2 reaL, he shined(midfieLder)
SiLva left valencia 2 man city, hez shining(MidfieLder)

Your idiocy is saddening, I feel for your parents sha. Ruud won the Golden Boot in 3 countries (Holland, England and Spain) so how is he a failure? Eto won a treble at Inter Milan, how is that a failure? Kanu won things at Ajax in Holland and Inter in Italy, how is he a one club wonder? Alonso won the UCL in Liverpool dummy.

Mehn! I'm done wiv u. I'm out
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Lionel Messi Wins Ballon D'or Award by merengue: 2:51pm On Jan 08, 2013
davida222: ok agree but not fully, u just mentiond F, Z, and Ronaldo can u pls tell me any player that has come out of their Academy and went on to win the champs leaguehuh but i can name a bus full of united Academy players that went on to win a treble and a club world cup.. All dis my frend madrid has never don and they will never.. And going bak in history, if not for The Munich air disaster that occurred during the time madrid won all dis ur 9 champs league u come on here to spoun about, during dat time my frend manutd had the finest sets of players ever playd the Game calld soccer manage by the great sir Matt Busby.. And George Best my frend is way beter than all ur galaticos put together. and many more.. GGMU
The criteria you come up with is so funny. In the early years of the European Cup, 90% of players were home grown and given Real's dominance of that era, it easily flogs Man U. Now lets limit it to the period between 2000-2012 (Two UCLs each). These are players who made U.C.L appearances only. I assume we can also add academy players who have won it elsewhere as well within this period.

REAL MADRID

2001/2002 U.C.L Squad had 12 homegrown players http://www.worldfootball.net/team_einsaetze/real-madrid/champions-league-2001-2002/

1999/2000 U.C.L squad had 10 homegrown players http://www.worldfootball.net/team_einsaetze/real-madrid/champions-league-1999-2000/

Juan Mata (Chelsea 2012)

TOTAL = 23

MANCHESTER UNITED

1998/1999 U.C.L Squad had 8 homegrown players http://www.worldfootball.net/team_einsaetze/manchester-united/champions-league-1998-1999/

2007/2008 U.C.L Squad had 9 homegrown players http://www.worldfootball.net/team_einsaetze/manchester-united/champions-league-2007-2008/

TOTAL = 17

So even based your own flawed criteria, Man United sucks Real Madrid's nuts. Now be a good little boy, apologize and go play with Momma's breasts okay? E.O.D!!!!!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Lionel Messi Wins Ballon D'or Award by merengue: 2:07pm On Jan 08, 2013
davida222: ok agree but not fully, u just mentiond F, Z, and Ronaldo can u pls tell me any player that has come out of their Academy and went on to win the champs leaguehuh but i can name a bus full of united Academy players that went on to win a treble and a club world cup.. All dis my frend madrid has never don and they will never.. And going bak in history, if not for The Munich air disaster that occurred during the time madrid won all dis ur 9 champs league u come on here to spoun about, during dat time my frend manutd had the finest sets of players ever playd the Game calld soccer manage by the great sir Matt Busby.. And George Best my frend is way beter than all ur galaticos put together. and many more.. GGMU
O boy, go sit down on a lighted gas cooker and put some petrol in your mouth. George Best is not fit to lick the boots of "ordinary" Iker Casillas.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Lionel Messi Wins Ballon D'or Award by merengue: 1:55pm On Jan 08, 2013
dopeJemi: Don't be a phucking nit-wit

We r taLking abt d best, dose pLayers u mentioned above, hau many times av dey carried d balLon D'or, d pLayers u mentioned are even midfieLders, except casilLas, is Messi a midfieLder? MidfieLders are LikeLy 2 shine anywhere in d worLd, e.g beckham, aLonso, siLva, toure. RonaLdo has pLayed 4 Lisbon, man-u, and nau 4 madrid, hez stilL d main man, dats 2 telL u he is realLy good, he can adapt 2 any system of pLay, I doubt if Messi can adapt 2 d system of pLay in any oda cLub outside spain. Watch messi wen he pLays 4 argentina and when he pLays 4 barca, u'lL know wah I'm taLking abt
You are as dumb as you are stupid. So what scientific formula did you use in concluding that only midfielders succeed in different clubs; your pastor's prophecies right? So Van Nistelrooy and Falcao are midfielders right? Lilian Thuram, Samuel Eto 'O', Kanu Nwankwo and others too numerous to mention. Mumu is your username, dumbass is your password. Enjoy your trophy, you have earned it!!!! grin grin grin grin grin

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Lionel Messi Wins Ballon D'or Award by merengue: 1:46pm On Jan 08, 2013
davida222: as a manutd fan i dont cours ok.. and can name just one player greater than All ur Galaticos past and present put together. the greatest player ever pleyd the game calld soccer say it with me George BEST the best player ever leave.
George Who? Now I know you type with a bra covering your eyes, that would explain this idiocy you just spewed.

Iker Casillas
Raul Gonzalez Blanco
Luis Figo
ZinedineZidane
Alfredo Di Stefano
Ferenc Puskas
Hugo Sanchez
Cristiano Ronaldo

Need I go on?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Lionel Messi Wins Ballon D'or Award by merengue: 9:12am On Jan 08, 2013
Too many idiots on this thread. If you feel Messi needs to leave Barcelona to prove himself, tell SAF, Casillas, Totti, Giggs, Terry, Scholes and co to also go prove themselves elsewhere. Also tell your fathers to go bang some other chicks and get them pregnant, after all, they have proven themselves worthy by getting your mothers pregnant and begetting you dummies.
PoliticsRe: Sokoto, Katsina Top List Of Poor States... by merengue: 8:58am On Jan 08, 2013
Engineer96: I find it difficult to to believe the posts of some supposedly educated members of NL.
Our country's bureau of statistic released some figures about our country and all we can do is to question the source of the data, condemn the figures as non-reliable and even the chief statistician is being abused.
If these figure had come from US or UK, most of us would have believed it without questioning the source of their data and that explains why someone quoted world Bank.
It's horrible. Why not work with the figure that we have. At least, our NBS know Nigeria more than US and the UK. Dr Yale, I don't know him or where he is from, was appointed by the president and confirmed by the senate.
Even our FG. When the figure favours them, they will be quick in accepting it but reject and condemn it when it does not favour them.
To me, this is what we should work with until we have a contrary figure and based on this, we should find ways of reducing the poverty and unemployment rate in the country.
I can't believe that Edo state after being governed by a labour leader for years is one of the states with the highest unemployment rate. It shows that Nigeria problem is hydra-headed.
By now you should know that NL has become a fool's paradise. Let UNDP, IMF or some other foreign body release the same stats and see how the ignorant ones will accept it. The report is damning on everyone, even the so-called better off ones. This is the same set of statistics that the foreign bodies will use for their reports, companies will make medium to long term plans based on these stats as well. Let the butthurt ones scream as much as they like, tht is all they can do.
PoliticsRe: Sokoto, Katsina Top List Of Poor States... by merengue: 8:52am On Jan 08, 2013
Tony Spike: You are a retard!
Bro, you are trying to explain data to a collection of mediocre retards who do not have the brains God gave dung beetles, save yourself the stress and just look and laugh.

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