₦airaland Forum

You try..

But you don't need to go around showing us or telling us the price of the item(s)!!!

The corper who died during the rivers state election is trending on twitter.

Nigerians, thanks for the love and care

Continue to RIP

popesam1:
Osogbo, osun state

With Uncle Aregbesola abi

popesam1:
We get light here

Location please

Abeg who get light at home?

prettythicksme:
U still play suwe with ur friends? how old r u?

45

joborskill:
oyin resend me ur bb pin. i am willing to be serious this time cos am back again

Ask bbm

[quote author=OLP46 post=43964999][/quote]Its so sad

It's called Suwe..

The English version is Hopscotch..

I still play it with my friends tho

Finally!!

The guy does look like a perv

If he doesn't pay..

Come to his house in Lagos and protest!!

What rubbish

**Modified**

i can't believe this clown is my state governor

So moral of this gist is

Well said the OP above me..

Some Africans go there thinking with the same African mentality.. That because they are celebs, the world must start and end with them...

Have a blessed week y'all

Bet why

#500

How possible is this??

How possible is this??

Mods kindly do the needful

That's how my boo looks like and YES his Nigerian!!

#Movingon

mizzkweenbee:
Merlisa

You get excess strenght


And excess time too.

Humans don't reason with animals, no matter how many times you clean up a pig, twill still go back to the waste bin cos it's a pig and that's what they do

I agree.. MrCork is a pig (no offence)

MrCork:
....waaaaaarrris that $hit?....Darlin we eat nooodles, Borckley & fish and chip!!

Noodles ko

Broccoli ni

Abeg stop forming

MrCork:
..Dont worry...when nest you come our London city, I will take you to A nice place called *Trafagua Square. ...you can take nice pictures with pigeions & parrot standin on your head....you people will love that kinda thing!

When next you come to Nigeria, I'd take you to a place called White House.. You go chop Amala die

LegatusGlaber:
Merlissa

You get time sha

Better pikin....

MrCork:
...I come to that nigeria place 5 times a year & I all ways stay in that Lagos
...I usualy stay in hotels thou

That your racist London is bad for my health
Everytime I go, I end up in the hospital because everyone the place is DEAD

MrCork:
...am only 6*3 but I drive £28000 (cash) range rover spot & am a Londoner....I take it you never bein to London...correct?

Well, you try for 6'3".. I want a guy that's 7" above... I don't drive a car and am a Nigerian.... I take that you have never being to Nigeria.. Correct

MrCork:
Anyways bakk to yorr anagraticcus thread...in this situation..i will simply stay in my £28000(caash) Range ROver Spot......its very comfot table and it has cream leather sofas!

Since you bought this car, Nairaland hasn't rested.. Can you even drive a toy car not to talk of driving a machine... anyways, the question asked didn't say anything about bringing your FAKE IMAGINARY CAR boo

MrCork:
...sweery we spek Queeens English...and with that sinnkrogratick yoruba english grama....there is no way on earth u can ever get Visa to our London....anyways, u r lucky ama Lover not a fighter.....so are u lightskin?

Queens ko.... Kings ni... I don't need your bloody visa mate... In fact, I don't need to apply for a visa to go to London... Anyways you are lucky i don't keep malice.. so are you tall?

MrCork:
..ermm sweery,.that Nigeria is foe poooor people like u...Big boys chill in[b] pekam[/b] & juss in case u ask, yes i drive £28,000(cash) range rover spot... baby, are u lightskin or not, gademmmmit? ..I aint gots all day!(no oofeinse)

emmmmm darling... Na only PECKHAM (that's the correct spelling) you dey chill ni?? Yes Nigeria is not as bad as your yeye PECKHAM.... We don't pay HEAVY taxes our cars.. Yes, you drive a £28,000 toy car but you still squatting with friends... Darling Gosh... are you tall or not

MrCork:
...loookhear Margret ..dont gimmme stresss...I simply ask u simple YES or KnOW question....are u lightskin? YOU GHANA PEOPLE MENNNN!!

Look here Mr Peckam.... stop acting like someone who doesn't shit... I asked a simple YES or YES question... Are you tall? YOU PECKHAM PEOPLE DANG!!!

PS

Hope your making more tham £35,000 if not bring your PECKHAM STINKY ARSE back to NIGERIA before they deport you

MrCork:
....are you lightskin?

OMG....

His back

Are you tall?

Well let's see

No tv, no radio for 365 is ok

I have music

No internet for 365 that one hard ooo

Choi

Can you?

Danfuster:
OP.... Tell that your friend not to use anyhow sweat but the particular one that's oozing out of the following men

1. Lagos bus conductor routing sango-otta to Oshodi ( those who sit by the door side knows what I'm talking bou)

2. Truck pusher a.k.a ómólanke, those you see pushing huge piles of waste, junk metal, goods in miles and idumota

Come back and give me testimony of your life

sprinter101:
Come over so i apply mine to your face,not taken my bath for a week

*faints*