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Sports / Re: Burnley Condemn 'White Lives Matter' Banner Flown Over Manchester City Match by merry101: 6:07am On Jun 23, 2020
To say white live matters na crime?

B like say una dey crazy abi

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Properties / Re: Molding Or Buying Blocks. Which Is Better? by merry101: 8:45pm On Jun 19, 2020
Molding

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Twenty Indian soldiers Die After Clash With China Along Disputed Border by merry101: 5:31am On Jun 17, 2020
Politics / Re: Gariki Pedestrian Bridge Snap: Contractor Takes Full Responsibility, Apologizes by merry101: 5:26am On Jun 17, 2020
They should refund the money and b arrested... fools
Politics / Re: Jubilation As Troops Repel Boko Haram Attack In Monguno by merry101: 4:47am On Jun 14, 2020
jom28gy:
Your been deceived
lol
Religion / Re: OPM Builds 15th Free School In Rivers State by merry101: 4:45am On Jun 14, 2020
Good one
Celebrities / Re: Davido, Wizkid, Burna Boy, Lil Kesh And Denrele Fell On Stage (Throwback Video) by merry101: 8:14pm On Jun 08, 2020
Sunijacks:
Who be danrele?
na beef or really no sabi d guy?

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Celebrities / Re: Davido, Wizkid, Burna Boy, Lil Kesh And Denrele Fell On Stage (Throwback Video) by merry101: 8:13pm On Jun 08, 2020
grin
Celebrities / Re: Larissa London Is Davido's 4th Baby Mama, As They Welcome Son - Gistmerchant by merry101: 8:11pm On Jun 08, 2020
Brainlight:
4TH BABY.... BEFORE HITTING 30 YEARS..... TUBABA .... STILL THE LEARN WORK..... I WONDER IF HIM..... PRICK NO DEY SEIZE CONDOM.... DEY DROP HIM D.NA ANYHOW.... CONQUER WEST, EAST AND NOW GLOBALLY...... WHAT A WONDERFUL YORUBA DEMON.
grin
Politics / Re: Did You Know That Obasanjo Hosted 3 American Presidents? (Throwback Photos) by merry101: 3:40pm On Jun 06, 2020
Man wey sabi

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Nairaland / General / Re: What Is The Weirdest Thing You Have Done To Survive? by merry101: 2:32pm On Jun 05, 2020
I use biscuit for food for 1 week

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Sports / Re: Ighalo: My Man United Dream Bigger Than Shanghai Shenhus Megabucks by merry101: 10:17am On Jun 05, 2020
Wrong timing bro
Business / Re: Why I Broke My WEMA Alat ATM Card And Stopped Going Cashless by merry101: 9:22am On Jun 05, 2020
Union bank is best
Health / Re: I Forget Things Easily: Should I Be Worried About This Condition? by merry101: 12:01pm On Jun 03, 2020
AdamsAbubakar:
I tend to forget where I keep my stuff easily, and it's really annoying. I may do something right now and forget it seconds later. Ironically, I remember things like names of people, what people said and the faces of people easily and accurately. I can still remember the surnames and names of my ex-classmates in secondary school perfectly, and the names and surnames of 202 people in my class at the University level.

My forgetfulness, however, petrifies me a lot as I'm 22 years old. What could be wrong? Should I be worried or it's normal at such an age?

Mods please help me push it to the FP let me get replies from the good people of NL. smiley

You dey smoke weed? If yes,reduce am
Family / Re: The Dumbest Things I Believed As A Kid by merry101: 9:01pm On Jun 02, 2020
Dpsychologist:
Being a kid was the most fun part of my life. It was also the time when i believe alot of dumb things which i later realise in life were all false. Some were spread by my parents, relatives, siblings, and friends to make us afraid or control us.

When I was a kid I used to believe that

1. Rubber band sucks blood

2. That fish swims in one's belly upon consumption.

3. Lucozade and maltuna are for sick people.

4. I believe when you take mango and at the same time drink garri it will kill you.

5. When i eat food in the night, i am eating with the devil.

6. Wen I swallow gum it will tie my intestine and I will die.

7. If I swallow any seed the tree will grow on my head

8. There is grinding machine in my stomach that digest the food i eat.

9. I thought trees moves backwards wen you are in a moving car.

10. If i wash my school uniform on sunday, it won't dry at all

11. God usually comes down to collect offering.

12. Any food that falls on the ground is already eaten by the devil.

13. If lizard see my tooth that is missing it will not grow again

14. If u bite me and I mix chicken shit n red oil all your teeth will remove.

15. That women gave birth through their navel.

16.If u point burial ground. Something bad will happen to you

17.If u drag a stick on the ground while walking. Your mama will give birth to snake.

18. I use to believe all pot belly men are rich.

19. I use to think that all black people will go to hell because devil is black and White people will go to heaven because Jesus is white.

20. Satan was right under my feet.

21. Any time u mistakenly cut ur self and blood is coming out you should start sucking it so that your blood will not finish.

22. I use to believe eating head of ice fish together with the eyes will make my eyes big as well.

23. If u jump/cross me,I will not grow again.

24. If u flog a girl with broom,she will not marry.

25 when i was a kid i used to think the moon follows me wherever i go as i was getting older the Story changed that all streets have there own moon lol.

26. When you dont go to church on sunday and u stay alone at home satan will come and steal you.

27. I believed everyone who stays in the village is either a witch or a wizard. I vowed never to visit any village.

28. if a cat spits on you death awaits you

29. Older people never Excrete

30. I use to think that as a flower boy, the flower gal was my babe o lol.

Over to you. What are the dumbest thing you believed as a kid?


As a kid, we say lekeleke give me one finger when bird is flying
Health / Re: Coronavirus: Babafemi Adebayo Dies In Brazil As Wife Cries, Begs Him To Wake Up by merry101: 6:30pm On May 15, 2020
DebbieBianca:
A heartbreaking video shows the moment a bereaved Nigerian wife, whose husband just died of Coronavirus, cried and begged him to wake up as his body was bundled away for burial in Brazil.

His wife and mother of his children, Adedoja Ogunwusi, who is from the royal compound of the present Ooni of Ife , Oba Adeyeye Enitan Ogunwusi Ojaja II, is left to mourn him.

In a video recorded shortly after his death, his wife is heard saying: "Babafemi are you sleeping? Please wake up. Your mother is at home, your children are at home, your elder and younger siblings are at home. Please wake in the name of Jesus. Jesus have mercy on me. Jesus, take pity on me.

"Ahhh, Adebayo. Babfemi. I'm calling you. It's me calling you, not someone else. Your wife is the one calling you. I ask you to wake up in the name of the Father and of the Son and of the Holy Spirit. In the name of Jesus Christ, I'm calling you.

"It's your body that's being bundled so. Jesus take pity on me. I'm begging you."

Below is a video of his wife expressing her love for him, singing his praise, and begging him to wake up.

Watch The video Below,


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8aejgbBjTv4


My prayers are with yah

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Religion / Re: Should I Pay Tithe From My 20k Stimulus I Got From Government? by merry101: 10:16am On Apr 19, 2020
OnPointMan:


i don't normally do this but ... To slap you just dey hungry me.
u funny die
Celebrities / Re: Kemi Olunloyo: Kiki Mordi Stole Credit Of The Lady That Went Undercover by merry101: 1:48pm On Oct 10, 2019
Just dey talk any how
Richdad50:
shocked

This woman called Kemi is a total disgrace. Always injecting herself into anything that is trending. No substance, no news, no credibility.

Someone certified insane should not be trusted and should never have any business with news.

Richdad
Politics / Re: I Have Never Taken Any Dime From Any Political Candidate – Oyedepo by merry101: 6:52am On Oct 15, 2018
It's well sha
Celebrities / Re: DJ Cuppy Set To Release New Song Tomorrow by merry101: 7:03am On Oct 04, 2018
Cuppy kwa
Celebrities / Re: "Only Toyin Abraham And Funke Akindele Feeds Off Their Talent" - Nkechi Blessing by merry101: 7:02am On Oct 04, 2018
What do you mean?

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Celebrities / Re: Toolz Looks Elegant In Cleavage-Baring Outfit by merry101: 6:57pm On Sep 03, 2018
Chai my god

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Celebrities / Re: "I De Groom My Dada!" - Olamide Baddo Flaunts Hairstyle (PHOTOS) by merry101: 8:08pm On Sep 01, 2018
zinnydan:
Fine bobo
e no fit am

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Sports / Re: Alisson Karius? Fans Ridicule Liverpool Keeper After Leicester Blunder by merry101: 8:00pm On Sep 01, 2018
nepapole:
grin grin
I like him...he can play with leg
Celebrities / Re: Waje Celebrates 38th Birthday With Lovely Photos by merry101: 7:55pm On Sep 01, 2018
MyVILLAGEpeople:
I just wish I could slide in my big black curved rod into dis lady puuna ��
ole make dem catch you
Celebrities / Re: Did Davido Flout NYSC Bye-Laws By Leaving Camp For Boston Tour?- Sahara Reporter by merry101: 7:53pm On Sep 01, 2018
NwaNimo1:
Laws apply to poor......Nigeria
naso
Crime / Re: Cultists Arrested At Herbalist's Home In Bayelsa After Killing A Rival (Graphic) by merry101: 7:48pm On Sep 01, 2018
This guys dey spoil the game. Good for them any way
TV/Movies / Re: PHOTOS: Rita Dominic At 2018 AMVCA by merry101: 7:47pm On Sep 01, 2018
Uti just dey trip for Rita
Celebrities / Re: BBNaija: Bassey & YAW Flaunt Their Packs At Wazobia FM (Photos) by merry101: 6:12am On Mar 30, 2017
jeromzy:
Nyben 101
I sight u brotherly
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Urgent Job Vacancies In (Warri)Delta State by merry101: 12:52pm On Mar 26, 2017
08130096640
Education / Re: University Of Nigeria, Nsukka Student Shot Dead (Photo) by merry101: 9:56am On Mar 23, 2017
eosigwe:
probably a sailor gone overboard
. Deck there wetin u no about anchor

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