Brainlight: 4TH BABY.... BEFORE HITTING 30 YEARS..... TUBABA .... STILL THE LEARN WORK..... I WONDER IF HIM..... PRICK NO DEY SEIZE CONDOM.... DEY DROP HIM D.NA ANYHOW.... CONQUER WEST, EAST AND NOW GLOBALLY...... WHAT A WONDERFUL YORUBA DEMON.
AdamsAbubakar: I tend to forget where I keep my stuff easily, and it's really annoying. I may do something right now and forget it seconds later. Ironically, I remember things like names of people, what people said and the faces of people easily and accurately. I can still remember the surnames and names of my ex-classmates in secondary school perfectly, and the names and surnames of 202 people in my class at the University level.
My forgetfulness, however, petrifies me a lot as I'm 22 years old. What could be wrong? Should I be worried or it's normal at such an age?
Mods please help me push it to the FP let me get replies from the good people of NL.
Dpsychologist: Being a kid was the most fun part of my life. It was also the time when i believe alot of dumb things which i later realise in life were all false. Some were spread by my parents, relatives, siblings, and friends to make us afraid or control us.
When I was a kid I used to believe that
1. Rubber band sucks blood
2. That fish swims in one's belly upon consumption.
3. Lucozade and maltuna are for sick people.
4. I believe when you take mango and at the same time drink garri it will kill you.
5. When i eat food in the night, i am eating with the devil.
6. Wen I swallow gum it will tie my intestine and I will die.
7. If I swallow any seed the tree will grow on my head
8. There is grinding machine in my stomach that digest the food i eat.
9. I thought trees moves backwards wen you are in a moving car.
10. If i wash my school uniform on sunday, it won't dry at all
11. God usually comes down to collect offering.
12. Any food that falls on the ground is already eaten by the devil.
13. If lizard see my tooth that is missing it will not grow again
14. If u bite me and I mix chicken shit n red oil all your teeth will remove.
15. That women gave birth through their navel.
16.If u point burial ground. Something bad will happen to you
17.If u drag a stick on the ground while walking. Your mama will give birth to snake.
18. I use to believe all pot belly men are rich.
19. I use to think that all black people will go to hell because devil is black and White people will go to heaven because Jesus is white.
20. Satan was right under my feet.
21. Any time u mistakenly cut ur self and blood is coming out you should start sucking it so that your blood will not finish.
22. I use to believe eating head of ice fish together with the eyes will make my eyes big as well.
23. If u jump/cross me,I will not grow again.
24. If u flog a girl with broom,she will not marry.
25 when i was a kid i used to think the moon follows me wherever i go as i was getting older the Story changed that all streets have there own moon lol.
26. When you dont go to church on sunday and u stay alone at home satan will come and steal you.
27. I believed everyone who stays in the village is either a witch or a wizard. I vowed never to visit any village.
28. if a cat spits on you death awaits you
29. Older people never Excrete
30. I use to think that as a flower boy, the flower gal was my babe o lol.
Over to you. What are the dumbest thing you believed as a kid?
As a kid, we say lekeleke give me one finger when bird is flying
DebbieBianca: A heartbreaking video shows the moment a bereaved Nigerian wife, whose husband just died of Coronavirus, cried and begged him to wake up as his body was bundled away for burial in Brazil.
His wife and mother of his children, Adedoja Ogunwusi, who is from the royal compound of the present Ooni of Ife , Oba Adeyeye Enitan Ogunwusi Ojaja II, is left to mourn him.
In a video recorded shortly after his death, his wife is heard saying: "Babafemi are you sleeping? Please wake up. Your mother is at home, your children are at home, your elder and younger siblings are at home. Please wake in the name of Jesus. Jesus have mercy on me. Jesus, take pity on me.
"Ahhh, Adebayo. Babfemi. I'm calling you. It's me calling you, not someone else. Your wife is the one calling you. I ask you to wake up in the name of the Father and of the Son and of the Holy Spirit. In the name of Jesus Christ, I'm calling you.
"It's your body that's being bundled so. Jesus take pity on me. I'm begging you."
Below is a video of his wife expressing her love for him, singing his praise, and begging him to wake up.