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Politics › Is There Nepa Light In Your Area This Christmas? by mespusinglez(op): 10:19am On Dec 25, 2017

Hmm
In The Land Of No Fuel And The Time Of No Light The Destiny of a great nation rest on the Shoulder Of An Old Man.His Name............PMB

,TODAY Is Really A Bad Day For Me O.
No Light Since Yesterday And No Fuel....how person go take enjoy this xmas na?

#abeg make wunna help me chuck mouth O

Romance › Re: What Is Her Problem? by mespusinglez(op): 4:25am On Dec 25, 2017

waywardpikin:
She feels guilty everything she sleeps with you. Maybe she remembers her pastor's sermons, or she feels Jesus is standing over you guys watching disapprovingly, or she dey reason say how her pûssy mileage go just dey read dey go like that. Whatever it is, it's your job to convince and assure her that all is well. Or are you not her boyfriend again?

YEAH....WHEN I ASKED WASUP SHE WILL SAY NOTHING....AND THAT SHE IS SORRY....THATS HER RESPONDS

Romance › Re: What Is Her Problem? by mespusinglez(op): 7:36pm On Dec 24, 2017

JacksonD7:
I'd recommend ditching her, she seems like a baggage of trouble.

JacksonD7:
I'd recommend ditching her, she seems like a baggage of trouble.

Romance › Re: What Is Her Problem? by mespusinglez(op): 6:19pm On Dec 24, 2017

falconey:
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MEANING

Romance › What Is Her Problem? by mespusinglez(op): 6:13pm On Dec 24, 2017

I Don't understand my girlfriend o,we ve dated for over a month now,and our first sex was head ache to me...6 minutes to it and she pull me off...i ask her why and she said nothing and she wore her dress,this happened four times....the fifth time was when we were about 8 minutes to it and she said she was tired i angrily went off and wore my dress...and she was "baby am sorry that her mind dont give her...and she said i dnt cum quick...and the truth is since the 6 times we had sex i have never cum because she always cut me off...and she was lucky i wasnt rude or else i wont have stop...
so am thinking of breaking up with her because i cant continue with those frustration...

pls help

Crime › Re: Gunman Attacks Christmas Carol In Kaduna; 4 People Killed And 8 Injured by mespusinglez(m): 10:16am On Dec 24, 2017

WRONG INFORMATIONS ALWAYS SHOWN BY THE MEDIA.....
#Bleep THOSE WHO DON'T WANNA LET WE CHRISTIANS BE!!

Sports › Re: Barca And Mancity Using Juju by mespusinglez(m): 5:21am On Dec 24, 2017

Clever660:
Imagine say i play only 6 games as follows:espanyol win,villareal win,barca win & chelsea draw,man u draw,arsenal draw.(remember all of the 6 is 3+ odds) come stake 1k.pple no go say i use jazz?

HAHAHA NA XO NA...EVEN IF YOU ARE WALKING ON WATER THEY WILL SAY ITS BECAUSE YOU CANT SWIM

Science/Technology › Re: Most Common Passwords 2017 by mespusinglez(m): 2:43pm On Dec 22, 2017

NOT MY PASSWORD

Romance › Re: Fashion Or Madness? Please, Whose Sister Is This? (I8+ Photos) by mespusinglez(m): 5:27pm On Dec 21, 2017

SOCIALIZATION

Romance › Re: Who Are More Romantic? by mespusinglez(m): 5:17pm On Dec 21, 2017

WELL MY GIRLFRIEND IS XO ROMANTIC...

Romance › 5 Ways For Man To Be Completely Happy by mespusinglez(op): 7:46am On Nov 20, 2017

1: Be With A Woman Who Makes You Laugh.

2: Be With A Woman Who Gives You Her Time.

3: Be With A Woman Who Really Cares Of You.

4: Be With A Woman Who Really Loves You.

5: Finally,Make Sure These Four Women Don't Know Each Other.

#Mespu_Explains

Romance › What Is That Song You Feel Like You've Wasted Your MB (data) To Download? by mespusinglez(op): 1:27pm On Aug 07, 2017

well here are mine
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I regret downloading them.

1: Olamide Pepper dem gang

2: Wizkid Daddy Yoo

3: Lil wanye Wowzer

well let me just stop here..

add yours guysh

Agriculture › See The Tortoise I Caught In My Farm Today (photos) by mespusinglez(op): 4:39pm On Aug 05, 2017

this is the Tortoise I an my friends caught in mu farm this morning

Health › 7 Biggest Brain Damaging Habits by mespusinglez(op): 9:26pm On Jun 27, 2017

*7 Biggest brain damaging habits*

1: Missing breakfast
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2: Sleeping late
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3: High sugar consumption
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6: Wearing Cap/scarf or socks while sleeping
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7: Habit of blocking/Stoping Urine
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Take Caution Guys

Health › Do You Know? by mespusinglez(op): 9:17pm On Jun 27, 2017

*DO YOU KNOW?*

*1.* Any food you consume after 8 P.M. everyday is equally a
poison to your body?

*2.* If you can follow the water therapy for 3 months religiously, your skin, your body and your organs begins to function well?

*3.* Do you know Breakfast is the most important meal of the
day; If you must skip any meal, it shouldn't be breakfast?

*4.* Do you know too much red meat is very dangerous to your health?

*5.* Do you know people who smile always live longer, look younger and are more healthier than their counter part who does not?

*Listen:*
You can use the most expensive cream on your body; you can take the best care of your body, but *HONEY* with *BANANA* can make your skin glow, make it look good and make people ask you the kind of cream you are using.

*6.* For every bottle of soft drink you consume, you have just taken 9cubes of sugar, and it takes 7 days for it to wash off your body; men increase their likelihood of having a heart attack by 20 percent.

*7.* Fried meat is a killer; It is damaging your body.

*8.* People who do not take breakfast are going to have a lower blood sugar level.

*9.* Drinking water only when you are thirsty is obtaining a license to damage your liver.

*10.* Holding your urine when you are supposed to let go is
another way you are damaging your liver and kidney.

*11.* Adding salt into your food when it is already served is
another way of slowly poisoning yourself and vital organs?

*12.* Observing the routine of proper eating: Eat BREAKFAST like a KING, LUNCH like a PRINCE and DINNER like a BEGGAR would help you live longer.

Please take care of your health, for HEALTH is WEALTH

Romance › What's The Funniest African Proverbs You've Ever Heard? by mespusinglez(op): 4:36pm On Jun 23, 2017

whaat are the funniest proverbs you've ever heard guyss?
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here are some that I found funny to me.
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1: He who eats a whole egg doesn't know he's talking a full chicken.
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2: A man who goes to bed with itching Anus wakes up with smelling fingers
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3: girls are like mangoes, while u are waiting for dem to get ripe, others are already eating dem with salt..
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4: He that swallows a coconut must have confident in his anus....
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5:A beautiful girl without brain,na her private part go suffer ram...
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add yours guys

Sports › Movingbet Are Scammers.see Proof (photos) by mespusinglez(op): 2:07pm On Jun 22, 2017

ever since I register with moving bet I was unable to withdraw my fund.
even after contacting them they said they are working on it till date no progress.
below are the screen shots of my transaction with them.

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pls guys tell me.
which bookies takes more than a month to withdraw?
although they said in less than 1 hours but since 1st may till date my withdrawal is still pending.
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quit MOVINGBET guys
#mespu_advice

Romance › Re: Name One Superstition You Believed As A Kid by mespusinglez(op): 2:54am On Jun 22, 2017

wizzyrich:
Don't kill wall gecko's cus if you do, all your breakable plates and cups will break.

wonderful

wizzyrich:
Don't kill wall gecko's cus if you do, all your breakable plates and cups will break.

wonderful

Romance › Re: Name One Superstition You Believed As A Kid by mespusinglez(op): 10:39pm On Jun 21, 2017

ExpensiveG:
*If belle dey worry you(stomach pain), rub your saliva e go stop

*If person call your name and you no see dey person, shout no be me you dey call. if not something bad go happen

*If you bite your tongue, person dey talk about you.

*If rain dey fall and sun dey shine, Elephant dey born pikin

*If person leak pears finish come throw seed for wall and em call your name, your head go break..

chai

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Romance › Re: Would U Rather B Successful & Hav Enemies,or B Unsuccessful & Hav Friends? by mespusinglez(op): 8:14pm On Jun 21, 2017

mrmrmister:
Successful or unsuccessful, you will always have enemies.

for sure

Romance › Re: Would U Rather B Successful & Hav Enemies,or B Unsuccessful & Hav Friends? by mespusinglez(op): 8:07pm On Jun 21, 2017

NairalandCS:
Enemies abeg.
Who friends epp ?

your friends are watching you here o

Romance › Would U Rather B Successful & Hav Enemies,or B Unsuccessful & Hav Friends? by mespusinglez(op): 7:55pm On Jun 21, 2017

Would you rather be successful & have enemies, or be unsuccessful & have friends?
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let's have your say guys

Business › Re: Etisalat Reacts To Take Over By Banks In Nigeria by mespusinglez(m): 3:01pm On Jun 21, 2017

farewell to etisalat

Romance › Re: Words You Will Never Hear From A Guy by mespusinglez(op): 2:44pm On Jun 21, 2017

marisdgreat:
I mention your name. U know say na d truth I talk that's y u quote me

You talk too much a beg

Romance › Re: Name One Superstition You Believed As A Kid by mespusinglez(op): 2:40pm On Jun 21, 2017

cerowo:
Dnt hiss in d night, it attracts snakes

chai

Romance › Re: Name One Superstition You Believed As A Kid by mespusinglez(op): 2:39pm On Jun 21, 2017

Lionessza:
An itchy hand means you will recieve some money

that's the popular one
I still believe it till date

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Romance › Re: Name One Superstition You Believed As A Kid by mespusinglez(op): 12:50pm On Jun 21, 2017

QueenSuccubus:
For the Single ladies:

Do not sing any song (especially LOVE song) while cooking...Old ppol say you will end up marrying a widower with lots of kids

wonderful
very strange

Romance › Re: Words You Will Never Hear From A Guy by mespusinglez(op): 12:40pm On Jun 21, 2017

tosyne2much:
My own case is different because I'm very extroverted in nature

Last week, a friend told me of how he drafted a fake bank alert message of a whooping sum and showed it to a girl who has been turning him down and the rest is history (you know what I'm talking about)

Just accept the fact that it's a mystery that you ladies always embrace liars

you're right
tell a fat lady she is slim.and she will blush and say thank you

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Romance › Re: Words You Will Never Hear From A Guy by mespusinglez(op): 12:37pm On Jun 21, 2017

marisdgreat:
Guys national anthem to ladies are: I am single, my girlfriend broke up with me since 1 or 2 years ago, she left me n got married, she travelled out of Nigeria so therefore our communication to each other has dropped, she left my state n relocated to another state in Nigeria so since then she has changed towards me I have to put an end to our relationship. Out of 100% of guys, 98% of them have all these as their national anthem. Guys in the house can u please tell me why is it like that i want to know

who asked you?

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