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[quote author=Ekwy + Nwa]why this praise singing for that white powder sniffing frog [/quote]*Falls from skyscraper* |
[quote author=Only-Rebel]I hope you realise that your thieves called retardeen and cohorts are your future nemesis.[/quote]So,Tinubu,who colluded with fashola to implement the lekki toll and made Lasu students pay astronomical amount as school fees is now your saviour,right?Chai!My man,u v been entirely brainwashed! |
Demdem: Tinubu is the nemesis of Boko party (PDP)Bros,abeg,no be retardeen be father of Pdp.He wan die!Where u wan put Obasanjo and the cabals now?Moreover,where was Tinubu when retardeen had a landslide victory in Lagos,in the last presidential election? |
probably: bros no mind d man and in supporters. Hopefully one day them go see d light. I doubt it shaBros,I doubt if these bloody sycophants who call themselves Lagosians would see the light.Most of the susceptible types have been brainwashed by the bloody propagandist,Tinubu and his media puppets like Tvc,Ltv,Radio Lagos and the nation. |
Instead of guy man to cry because of puzi,I'll rather dust my wallet,walk to a brothel,negotiate with a fine ashy and bleep the hell out of her puzi. |
chccho: celebration of a political THUG,som1 who has robbed lagosians ofGbam!Seconded!U r absolutely spot on. |
probably: Happy birthday to the one and only original thief thief of Lagos. May you live long so u can b arrested and sentenced to life imprisonment. Kirikiri awaits u*Falls from 30 storey building* Damn!Guy,u r too wicked!Wetin Tinubu do you now? |
Demdem: Happy Birthday to the Retardeen's Nemesis. You will definately live long and live well.How is he retardeen's nemesis?When did Jonathan become baba Iyabo? |
KINGwax: me? Tears for sex? For what? Shey your vag¡na get infrastructures ni? Like street lights, paved ways or what? U dey craze. Go to hell with your over-sized-hissing vag!Chai! *falls from a palm tree* |
Warri no dey carry last nah! |
Trouble looms for Milan in the 2nd leg.That 1980 style they deployed and adopted today will never work at the camp nou.Milan out,Barca in. |
Aparche:I wouldn't know for them o.There are too many sadists here on nairaland. |
maclatunji: I feel like slapping you. What do you want us to do? Castigate your parents for forgetting your birthday? Stop being a spoilt little brat and get over it! I don't even deliberately go out and celebrate my birthday because I really don't see the big deal. Why would I whine about anybody else forgetting it?Chai!see E-slapping!When did you become Oyedepo? |
dmainboss: I no talk am? You cant even speak correct English. How can you when you are still sucking breats at 22! Real duns!Gosh!See this shameless man!So,when did breast turn to "breats" and dunce turn to "duns"?You are a kettle calling pot black! |
ochukoccna: Kini big deal?Guy,it was the moderator who made a mistake.I am a male. |
Outstrip: megastreet I hope you are jokingThe numbers I gave him were absolutely incorrect. |
dmainboss: @op, I pity the lady that will marry you. She will probably have to call every morning to get the days list of activities from your mum. Agbaya! Mummy's pet. You no get shame at all, you still dey post replies. Adamu! I am sure you passed your WAEC in a special center because you definite are not intelligent at all at all. You sound like you are 14 years old! With people like you, Naija's future is in real soup!Why are there so many sadists on nairaland?Do I look like one of your kids that u pay an astronomical fees for them to pass?Pls,don't pour out your frustrations on me.Go to third mainland bridge and do a jimmy jatt jump off! |
MeGaStReEt: That number no gowhat about this?08000011122 |
freecocoa: OP your own better o,so its this type of thing that bothers you,well happy buffdae in arrears,me dey even forget my own birthday sef.cocoa,thanks jare! |
jennykadry: My dad could easily forget our birthdays but not my mum, each year he rings me to wish me a happy birthday I just know my mum must have reminded him. My mum still remembers the names of the midwives and doctors that brought all of us into this world. Even remembers the last food she ate before labor began, mine she said was beans and I ain't a fan of beans |
[quote author=Area-Fada]Poster, They forgot your birthday, not your school fees or books. You are funny gan. Most likely at your age your parents were already hussling for themselves. You think your parents had your grandparents calling them at the age of 22 to wish them happy birthday? Dey there dey sulk, no face your book.[/quote]chai!U wicked o!Ki lagbe,ki leju! |
MeGaStReEt: [size=14pt]@OP Give me your parents phone number make I give them voice[/size]This the number-08123456789. |
Outstrip: I am over 30 and my dad still calls me on my birthday to sing me happy birthday. My mom usually calls though she sets the alarm on her pone so she remembers. LOL. Sorry poster. Its obvious you love your parents or it would not bother you.at last,a reasonable and encouraging post!I love my parents to death.My mum calls me almost on daily basis to know how the day goes.I guess it was the recent death of my cousin's(an older sister to me)husband that made her forgot.She has been emotionally shattered and crestfallen since last week. |
r231:LWTMB! |
Macheus: Hi all,I need your sincere opinions concerning this. Look of my face is nothing to write home about I must admit. As regards to this I've lost my confidence when about to meet people. 80% of folks I come across every day misinterpret age above what it ought to be or even in most cases address me elderly even when older than me,just because of the look of my face. I feel extremely bad about this deep inside but never allow to reflect out. Pls. be informed that my face does not suffer any acne but just rough. I've seen some changes after taking ZINC for ACNE(Puritan's Pride) Pls. all I need is drugs /peels that would restore my youthful look,Many thanks!Where is the wrinkle in ur profile pics?Can't seem to see any! |
ZUBY77: Anuofia!Na wah for u o!Who is this deluded slowpoke?If you do not remember your birthday,does that mean others should not remember?And must one be a student of havard to celebrate his or her birthday?SMH4U! |
chaircover: haba all this abuse is too much now. poster was just hurt that his parents forgot his/her birthday this year.Thanks very much cc,u r very considerate!Before my 22nd birthday,my parents had never for once forgotten of any their kids birthday.That's why I was worried. |
senben: Sometime I wonder maybe some people no dey busy enough to dey think of trivial things;guy na niaja U dey ohh. Well U always expect such from ajeboo's....Ur exam is in 3weeks time go put Ur brain an mind 2 studies...aaaahAnd who says my exam starts in 3weeks? |
ItsModella: They forgot your birthday and you're whining...na im be say if you dey my household u go dey weep like say person die. My guy, this is just the beginning for you. You should be happy that she even remembered a day after. ItsModella: [color=#006600]They forgot your birthday and you're whining...na im be say if you dey my household u go dey weep like say person die. My guy, this is just the beginning for you. You should be happy that she even remembered a day after.[/color] ItsModella: They forgot your birthday and you're whining...na im be say if you dey my household u go dey weep like say person die. My guy, this is just the beginning for you. You should be happy that she even remembered a day after.thanks very much,sis.Advice duly noted. |
Lilkech,if u don't v any better thing to say,pls,kindly STFU! |
@cc,could u believe that am the first born of the family and I celebrated my 22nd birthday.They reside in Lagos and I school in the university of Port harcourt. |
I can't believe this!Is it possible for parents to forget his or her child's birthday?I celebrated my birthday three days ago;my dad and mum couldn't even call me on my birthday.It was on the 2nd day,early in the morning that my mum now remembered.She started pleading with me that she forgot.Seriously,Is that possible or has it happened to anyone before? |
[/quote]*Falls from skyscraper*
Seriously! I don't understand why u guys are bashing d op, it's obvious that his parents usually remember his