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Politics / Re: Happy Birthday To Asiwaju Bola Ahmed Tinubu!(the Jagaban Borgu). by metaldude(m): 3:04pm On Mar 29, 2012
Ekwy + Nwa:


why this praise singing for that white powder sniffing frog
*Falls from skyscraper*
Politics / Re: Happy Birthday To Asiwaju Bola Ahmed Tinubu!(the Jagaban Borgu). by metaldude(m): 2:36pm On Mar 29, 2012
Only-Rebel:

I hope you realise that your thieves called retardeen and cohorts are your future nemesis.
So,Tinubu,who colluded with fashola to implement the lekki toll and made Lasu students pay astronomical amount as school fees is now your saviour,right?Chai!My man,u v been entirely brainwashed!
Politics / Re: Happy Birthday To Asiwaju Bola Ahmed Tinubu!(the Jagaban Borgu). by metaldude(m): 2:19pm On Mar 29, 2012
Demdem:

Tinubu is the nemesis of Boko party (PDP)

Who is the father of PDP as at today? no be the retardeen?
so, Tinubu to me is the retardeen's nemesis.
Bros,abeg,no be retardeen be father of Pdp.He wan die!Where u wan put Obasanjo and the cabals now?Moreover,where was Tinubu when retardeen had a landslide victory in Lagos,in the last presidential election?
Politics / Re: Happy Birthday To Asiwaju Bola Ahmed Tinubu!(the Jagaban Borgu). by metaldude(m): 2:12pm On Mar 29, 2012
probably: bros no mind d man and in supporters. Hopefully one day them go see d light. I doubt it sha
Bros,I doubt if these bloody sycophants who call themselves Lagosians would see the light.Most of the susceptible types have been brainwashed by the bloody propagandist,Tinubu and his media puppets like Tvc,Ltv,Radio Lagos and the nation.
Romance / Re: Girls, Are You Convinced By A Guy's Tears? by metaldude(m): 1:58pm On Mar 29, 2012
Instead of guy man to cry because of puzi,I'll rather dust my wallet,walk to a brothel,negotiate with a fine ashy and bleep the hell out of her puzi.
Politics / Re: Happy Birthday To Asiwaju Bola Ahmed Tinubu!(the Jagaban Borgu). by metaldude(m): 1:27pm On Mar 29, 2012
chccho: celebration of a political THUG,som1 who has robbed lagosians of
Their bith rites,and squanders it flamboyantly in ur faces.its so
Amazing hw lagosians still praise d main source of d rott in lagos state.
hw many of u celebratin dis godfather crook ve benefited anytin other than
High level of unemployment,no Rds, no electricity,poor education,poverty.
Hw many lagosians can afford a nite @ his prestigious oriental hotel? To
Even make matters worse he put d toll gate rite beside d hotel,so he can
Watch u mugu,s/maga,s pay him his toll while he watches 4rm his penthouse
Suite..to all of u hailing,praising,n celebratn with this Iconic thug @ 60
Rememba ur generations to come n tink bout dis,by d time u dis rogue takes
Almost half of everytin dt belongs 2lagos n probably d SW,wat will be left
For ur children 2eat,hw will dey live,wat skools will dey attend,wuld dey
Ve access 2a quality standard of livn?
Gbam!Seconded!U r absolutely spot on.

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Politics / Re: Happy Birthday To Asiwaju Bola Ahmed Tinubu!(the Jagaban Borgu). by metaldude(m): 1:24pm On Mar 29, 2012
probably: Happy birthday to the one and only original thief thief of Lagos. May you live long so u can b arrested and sentenced to life imprisonment. Kirikiri awaits u
*Falls from 30 storey building* Damn!Guy,u r too wicked!Wetin Tinubu do you now?
Politics / Re: Happy Birthday To Asiwaju Bola Ahmed Tinubu!(the Jagaban Borgu). by metaldude(m): 1:22pm On Mar 29, 2012
Demdem: Happy Birthday to the Retardeen's Nemesis. You will definately live long and live well.
How is he retardeen's nemesis?When did Jonathan become baba Iyabo?
Romance / Re: Girls, Are You Convinced By A Guy's Tears? by metaldude(m): 8:54am On Mar 29, 2012
KINGwax: me? Tears for sex? For what? Shey your vag¡na get infrastructures ni? Like street lights, paved ways or what? U dey craze. Go to hell with your over-sized-hissing vag!
Chai! *falls from a palm tree*
Politics / Re: Kidnappers Take Over Warri by metaldude(m): 8:40am On Mar 29, 2012
Warri no dey carry last nah!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: AC Milan Vs Barcelona (0 - 0) On 28th March 2012 by metaldude(m): 11:44pm On Mar 28, 2012
Trouble looms for Milan in the 2nd leg.That 1980 style they deployed and adopted today will never work at the camp nou.Milan out,Barca in.
Family / Re: My Parents Forgot My Birthday by metaldude(m): 5:23pm On Mar 28, 2012
Aparche: angrySeriously! I don't understand why u guys are bashing d op, it's obvious that his parents usually remember his
b/days but for some reason they forgot this one. Why then are some people comparing their parents with his; must
every family be the same?
@op: It would have served u better if u had taken ur complaint directly to ur folks, than coming here on nl.
I wouldn't know for them o.There are too many sadists here on nairaland.
Family / Re: My Parents Forgot My Birthday by metaldude(m): 11:48am On Mar 28, 2012
maclatunji:

I feel like slapping you. What do you want us to do? Castigate your parents for forgetting your birthday? Stop being a spoilt little brat and get over it! I don't even deliberately go out and celebrate my birthday because I really don't see the big deal. Why would I whine about anybody else forgetting it?
Chai!see E-slapping!When did you become Oyedepo?

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Family / Re: My Parents Forgot My Birthday by metaldude(m): 11:31am On Mar 28, 2012
dmainboss:

I no talk am? You cant even speak correct English. How can you when you are still sucking breats at 22! Real duns!

And you are in the university? Oh My Gosh!
Gosh!See this shameless man!So,when did breast turn to "breats" and dunce turn to "duns"?You are a kettle calling pot black!

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Family / Re: My Parents Forgot My Birthday by metaldude(m): 8:10am On Mar 28, 2012
ochukoccna: Kini big deal? undecided undecided undecided
It's ladies who are usually touchy on stuff like this and I thot it was a lady who put up this thread only to see you claim to be a male embarassed embarassed embarassed
Talk true, you be female or she-male? tongue tongue tongue tongue
Guy,it was the moderator who made a mistake.I am a male.

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Family / Re: My Parents Forgot My Birthday by metaldude(m): 7:41am On Mar 28, 2012
Outstrip: megastreet I hope you are joking grin grin grin OP if you give him any more info I will slap you
The numbers I gave him were absolutely incorrect.
Family / Re: My Parents Forgot My Birthday by metaldude(m): 7:19am On Mar 28, 2012
dmainboss: @op, I pity the lady that will marry you. She will probably have to call every morning to get the days list of activities from your mum. Agbaya! Mummy's pet. You no get shame at all, you still dey post replies. Adamu! I am sure you passed your WAEC in a special center because you definite are not intelligent at all at all. You sound like you are 14 years old! With people like you, Naija's future is in real soup!
Why are there so many sadists on nairaland?Do I look like one of your kids that u pay an astronomical fees for them to pass?Pls,don't pour out your frustrations on me.Go to third mainland bridge and do a jimmy jatt jump off!
Family / Re: My Parents Forgot My Birthday by metaldude(m): 12:10am On Mar 28, 2012
MeGaStReEt:

That number no go
what about this?08000011122
Family / Re: My Parents Forgot My Birthday by metaldude(m): 12:09am On Mar 28, 2012
freecocoa: OP your own better o,so its this type of thing that bothers you,well happy buffdae in arrears,me dey even forget my own birthday sef.
cocoa,thanks jare!
Family / Re: My Parents Forgot My Birthday by metaldude(m): 12:02am On Mar 28, 2012
jennykadry: My dad could easily forget our birthdays but not my mum, each year he rings me to wish me a happy birthday I just know my mum must have reminded him. My mum still remembers the names of the midwives and doctors that brought all of us into this world. Even remembers the last food she ate before labor began, mine she said was beans and I ain't a fan of beans
Family / Re: My Parents Forgot My Birthday by metaldude(m): 11:42pm On Mar 27, 2012
Area-Fada:
Poster,

They forgot your birthday, not your school fees or books. You are funny gan.

Most likely at your age your parents were already hussling for themselves.

You think your parents had your grandparents calling them at the age of 22 to wish them happy birthday?

Dey there dey sulk, no face your book.
chai!U wicked o!Ki lagbe,ki leju!
Family / Re: My Parents Forgot My Birthday by metaldude(m): 11:18pm On Mar 27, 2012
MeGaStReEt: [size=14pt]@OP Give me your parents phone number make I give them voice[/size]
This the number-08123456789.
Family / Re: My Parents Forgot My Birthday by metaldude(m): 11:15pm On Mar 27, 2012
Outstrip: I am over 30 and my dad still calls me on my birthday to sing me happy birthday. My mom usually calls though she sets the alarm on her pone so she remembers. LOL. Sorry poster. Its obvious you love your parents or it would not bother you.
at last,a reasonable and encouraging post!I love my parents to death.My mum calls me almost on daily basis to know how the day goes.I guess it was the recent death of my cousin's(an older sister to me)husband that made her forgot.She has been emotionally shattered and crestfallen since last week.
Health / Re: I Am 23Years Old But I Look 33 Years Old - Help! by metaldude(m): 10:01pm On Mar 27, 2012
r231:

grin grin grin grin
LWTMB!
Health / Re: I Am 23Years Old But I Look 33 Years Old - Help! by metaldude(m): 9:54pm On Mar 27, 2012
Macheus: Hi all,I need your sincere opinions concerning this. Look of my face is nothing to write home about I must admit. As regards to this I've lost my confidence when about to meet people. 80% of folks I come across every day misinterpret age above what it ought to be or even in most cases address me elderly even when older than me,just because of the look of my face. I feel extremely bad about this deep inside but never allow to reflect out. Pls. be informed that my face does not suffer any acne but just rough. I've seen some changes after taking ZINC for ACNE(Puritan's Pride) Pls. all I need is drugs /peels that would restore my youthful look,Many thanks!
Where is the wrinkle in ur profile pics?Can't seem to see any!
Family / Re: My Parents Forgot My Birthday by metaldude(m): 9:48pm On Mar 27, 2012
ZUBY77: Anuofia!
I dont blame you. I blame too much chocolate and milk they gave you when you were a kid.
I dont even remember my own birthday and here you are crying over nothing. Agbaya
I was even thinking that you were born in new york or studying in Havard until i see Uniport.
You know what, use your pocket money to buy AK47. Hunt them down and shoot the hell out of them. They dont care about you. Anu mpama.
Na wah for u o!Who is this deluded slowpoke?If you do not remember your birthday,does that mean others should not remember?And must one be a student of havard to celebrate his or her birthday?SMH4U!
Family / Re: My Parents Forgot My Birthday by metaldude(m): 9:42pm On Mar 27, 2012
chaircover: haba all this abuse is too much now. poster was just hurt that his parents forgot his/her birthday this year.

Birthdays are special events to some people; maybe in his family they make a big deal out of it and he/she was surprised that this year they forgot.
Thanks very much cc,u r very considerate!Before my 22nd birthday,my parents had never for once forgotten of any their kids birthday.That's why I was worried.
Family / Re: My Parents Forgot My Birthday by metaldude(m): 9:38pm On Mar 27, 2012
senben: Sometime I wonder maybe some people no dey busy enough to dey think of trivial things;guy na niaja U dey ohh. Well U always expect such from ajeboo's....Ur exam is in 3weeks time go put Ur brain an mind 2 studies...aaaah
And who says my exam starts in 3weeks?
Family / Re: My Parents Forgot My Birthday by metaldude(m): 9:36pm On Mar 27, 2012
ItsModella: They forgot your birthday and you're whining...na im be say if you dey my household u go dey weep like say person die. My guy, this is just the beginning for you. You should be happy that she even remembered a day after.
ItsModella: [color=#006600]They forgot your birthday and you're whining...na im be say if you dey my household u go dey weep like say person die. My guy, this is just the beginning for you. You should be happy that she even remembered a day after.
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ItsModella: They forgot your birthday and you're whining...na im be say if you dey my household u go dey weep like say person die. My guy, this is just the beginning for you. You should be happy that she even remembered a day after.
thanks very much,sis.Advice duly noted.
Family / Re: My Parents Forgot My Birthday by metaldude(m): 9:32pm On Mar 27, 2012
Lilkech,if u don't v any better thing to say,pls,kindly STFU!
Family / Re: My Parents Forgot My Birthday by metaldude(m): 5:10pm On Mar 27, 2012
@cc,could u believe that am the first born of the family and I celebrated my 22nd birthday.They reside in Lagos and I school in the university of Port harcourt.

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Family / My Parents Forgot My Birthday by metaldude(m): 4:43pm On Mar 27, 2012
I can't believe this!Is it possible for parents to forget his or her child's birthday?I celebrated my birthday three days ago;my dad and mum couldn't even call me on my birthday.It was on the 2nd day,early in the morning that my mum now remembered.She started pleading with me that she forgot.Seriously,Is that possible or has it happened to anyone before?

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