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kilimanjaro: I will tell you why:
I asked my uncle this question u are asking when i was 12 yrs old!
Your pose, outfit, reasoning and talking manners show u lack swagger.
I don't have any problem with your mum, she's a great mother!

How do I clad and pose to show that I have got the swagg?By the way,why don't you post your picture and lemme check out your swag?

kilimanjaro: Op, i will suggest u change that your personal text(swagger boi to bad), for u lack swagger!
It's just a suggestion.

How does my mum's suggestion and advice makes me a mum's pet?What has my profile got to do with that balderdash you just spewed?

Serginho: Nt all relationships but mind u, no guy intends gettin his gal pregnant at 22, it might jst happen on a fateful day so d question is, cn u face it; should it happen...

I don't intend impregnating my girl anytime soon.I just extremely love her as my lover and friend.

[quote author=Killz.][color=#000030]It's not about where it starts from, but your mental maturity. . . Believe it or not, your mother knows you more than you know yourself. Just take it as a motherly advice coming from her. Mind you, she never asked you not to date or whatever the blah, but she's only asking you to wait a little. . . Remember, your mother was once a 22 year old, therefore, she knows what you are going thru. . . [/color][/quote]Thanks,bro!

[quote author=fresh_dude]You know the fact that you even have to ask is in itself tacky. You're ready when you're ready.You know the fact that you even have to ask is in itself tacky. You're ready when you're ready to share your life and be responsible for both your actions and hers.[/quote]My mum seems not to realise this.She is the extremely religious type who believes you shouldn't get close to a lady anyhow,unless you are ready to settle down for marriage.

[quote author=Killz.][color=#000030]Call me weird or whatever, but i see nothing wrong in waiting. . . Seriously! What's the rush all about?[/color][/quote]Killz,Isn't relationship meant to start from somewhere?

[quote author=wise_many2k]@metaldude.....ask google [/quote]Who is this one?Bleep off jor!

tiniyata: Mr man U̶̲̥̅̊ may be old physically, but mentally U̶̲̥̅̊ are a small Boy. I started havin gf when i was 17 in my 100 level, aπϑ my babe then was 26, i never succumbed to any of her arguement that she was older than me then,cos i was a big boy. Bottomline is U̶̲̥̅̊ can start havin a gf when U̶̲̥̅̊ know that HIV/ AIDS is real, aπϑ when U̶̲̥̅̊ know she could possibly get pregnant aπϑ U̶̲̥̅̊ could be a father

Tiniyata,like seriously,you dated a 26yrs old lady at 17yrs?How did you woo her or did she woo you?

youngsoye: @metaldude,let us imagine dat u have a girl friend n mistakenly u got her pregnant. Do u want 2 be a father at dis stage of ur life?

Nope!I wouldn't want to be a father at this stage.Moreover,Is it every relationship that ends in pregnancy?

Like seriously,Nairalanders,I would really like to know the age a guy can start a relationship.At 22,200level,my mum still believes that I am too young to have a girlfriend.Seeing me with a girl three days ago,she berated and tongue-lashed me heavily.She said I should wait till I am through with my degree probably at 24.How do I convince her,guys?

To me,this man ain't a prophet;he is simply telepathic!He is the devil's agent!

Hehehehehe!I laff in Bini.

Etisalat rocks,other networks suck!

goldenval: 2baba abeg next time tell those hoes to save the future babies by swallowing the dam thing!.... If they can drink raw eggs what wouldn't them swallow to save those babies!

*Falls from 30 storey building*

[quote author=Air_Lord]NO OTHER RELIGION IS ACCEPTABLE BY GOD EXCEPT ISLAM
WHETHER YOU BELIEVE IT OR NOT.. GOD IS ONE (ALLAH),
GOD IS MONYASHAU.. (THE ONE THAT DO THINGS ACCORDING TO HIS WILL NOT NO ONE CAN QUESTION HIM ABOUT IT)
IT IS HE THAT MAKES SOME PEOPLE KUFRU AND IT IS HE THAT MAKE SOME PEOPLE BELIEVER..
CAN SOMEONE TELL ME WHAT THE RICH HAVE DONE FOR GOD BEFORE GOD MAKE THEM RICH AND CAN SOMEONE TELL ME WHAT THE POOR HAVE DONE FOR GOD BEFORE HE MAKE THEM POOR.... NOTHING...
HE DOES HIS THING THE WAY HE WANT...
IF GOD HAS SHOWN YOU THE RIGHT WAY... (ISLAM)... AND YOU STILL WORSHIP ANYTHING BESIDE HIM..
MY BRODA .. YOU ARE DOOMED IF YOU DIE DOING IT... UNLESS YOU REPENT BEFORE YOU DIE..

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[b][/b][/quote]Islam?Isn't that the religion that believes in strapping grenade on your body,then,you walk into a church and detonate it,thereby,commiting genocide,in the expectation and hope of 72 virgins?

Haters,quit hating!It ain't gonna pay you!Were u so blind that u couldn't decipher fcbarcelona's transcedental football?Barca,simply the best!

9jacrip: GBAGAUN! Welish keh? Na Welsh I know now!

Nigerians!Always spotting flaws in people's post.Guess you are the definition of perfection,right?

Callotti: Serves him right!!!!
Gooooooood Riddddddddance!!!!!
One less pervert in the world to deal with.
Nigerian or not.
He prolly has paid for his past crimes that we do not know about.

E be like say Nigerians don taya to sign petitions o!

Mu he he he he he he

Back to my TV jare.

Sadist!

alj harem: thank you !!!

The man does not know how funny and ridiculous he sounds.

It is only in Nigeria where you would see someone from the another place trying to tell the people in the area he is living the language they should communicate with.

How could you travel from Warri to Ogun and expect the people to always communicate with you in english ? Very unreasonable saying, even worse he is trying to say they are forcing him, LOL

No matter the environment you find yourself, Never ever separate yourself from the crowd because a day they need a scapegoat, you would be the person.

Maybe it is just me, but I find it a privilege to learn other people's language. The kingley dude is just displaying some complex only him know about.

Abeg,help me tell am o!Am a yoruba boy;born in Ekiti,grew up in Lagos,but presently schools in Uniport.Apparently,I v tried all my best since arriving at Port Harcourt over a year ago to get conversant with Ikwerre and Ijaw language in order to belong to the group.I do get discount from traders at choba market because of my determination to speak little ikwerre.I am even more popular than most Niger delta peeps where I reside and in my department,even though,I bear a yoruba name.My affinity for the local language is simply working for me!

Kingsleyinfo: If I had known u were this stoopid, I wouldn't have bothered trying to knock some sense into u.
Obviously ure an ethnic bigot and you have passed the stage of redemption.
If France is not a country, I wonder what it is then.
if u are half as smart as ure trying to prove u would hear me using the term 'official language'
If I need to go to a foreign country I damn well would go to an English speaking one.
keep living in your fantasy of odua nation or whatever u choose to call it.
And if I can't speak yoruba how does that become your problem, abi u wan take panadol for ür fada headache.
Guy make u shift make I see people who know how to reason and make sensible points. You have proven me right and that's enough for me...hahahahaha
I nor wan learn yoruba if e too pain u make u go mop bar beech... Or better still go boil stone. Its my choice and ür opinion don't mean shyte.
I have been to the east, I have lived in the south, I would have preferred the north had it been boko guys had not made it a living hell. So shove ür foo.lisheness down ür throat. Am so loving my experience down here, and I didn't even need to learn the language.

And like I said there is nothing wrong with yoruba language, but there is certainly something awfully wrong with people like u and ür myopic and biased view on society.

SMH4U!I seriously hope you will not run into trouble one of these days with your inability to communicate in the language of where u domicile!

slimming: They won't allow it to happen, they take more joy in failure than success.

No one takes joy in your failure.Examination is like a mirror,your success lies in what you wrote.

[quote author=~Killz~][color=#000030]If it's very hard, Don't shun her, but your books should be your priority. Don't overburden yourself with a relationship now. Believe me, You DON'T need it right now![/color][/quote]k,thanks!

dabrake: Don't allow her convert you to her assignment boyfriend oh. You know she might take advantage of your 'undying love' for her to (mis)use you. I am speaking from multiple experience(s). One more thing : I sincerely hope you won't come here later to cry the way you did when your parents forgot your 22nd birthday.

Chai!Nlers,una no dey forget something?But apparently,you have got loads of experience;please,can you share with me?

[quote author=~Killz~][color=#000030]Yes there's a very serious disadvantage. You'll neglect your books. At this point in your life, be MADLY in love with your books! [/color][/quote]So,what do I do?Should I shun her?It's very hard!

Please,I need your advice Nlers.I v got this comely girl in my department,with whom I share a close relationship.We are both in 200 level.Though,I don't like departmental relationship,but I just found out that we can't do without each other.I am madly in love with her.I would really like to know,is there any serious disadvantage of that kind of relationship?Do I go for her?

Please,I need your advice Nlers.I v got this comely girl in my department,with whom I share a close relationship.We are both in 200 level.Though,I don't like departmental relationship,but I just found out that we can't do without each other.I am madly in love with her.I would really like to know,is there any serious disadvantage of that kind of relationship?Do I go for her?

denzel2009: You see metaldude, maybe you were adopted or bestowed upon them by the god of metal.

Chai!Which one be god of metal now?

Demdem: where did i mention chairman? where also did i talk about godfather? did u even read my post at all? have u confirmed what i said by stating that the retardeen is the leader of PDP by virtue of him being the president? abegiii, free me if u dont have anything reasonable to say. The retardeen is the leader of PDP. PDP members wont even deny that. i'm not lying, u are simply ignorant and u will remain so if u have decided not to learn by asking from those that ought to know.

K,bros,It doesn't change the fact that both Tinubu and the retardeen are bloody thieves,does it?

[quote author=Only-Rebel]So, Lekki Toll remains your headache still. You people pay through your sweat for services you enjoy abroad including jaw-gnashing tax regime, but at home you want infrastruction at zero cost. Sorry for your life. You need pitied.[/quote]Does that change the fact that Tinubu is a tactical thief,who is milking Lagos and her resources dry?

Demdem: Go tru the constitution of Boko party and u will see that the president of the country (the retardeen)is the leader of the party likewise the governors in their respective states. If OBJ and the cabal are having a swell time, its because the retardeen wants it to be so. He is a coward. Very weak and a yes man, however the powers still lies in his hands to effect change if he wants to.

Bros,abeg,stop spewing glaring lies now!So,when did Jonathan become the chairman of Pdp or when did the fisherman become the godfather of pdp?He only had the opportunity of becoming the president because he had the staunch and unrelenting support of the Pdp political powerhouse.If not,his retarded azz would never have won a local government election,talkless of the highly coveted presidential seat.