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Solofresh2:This your girl at least knows what she wants, despite trying to save face saying she has a"boyfriend". E get one 200 level babe back in my Lautech days I wish I had not engaged with. Sakirat or whatever her name was back then. She dey claim religious girl but there was nothing religious about her. This girl lived on the upper floor of my face me I slap you building. One very dry harmattan Sunday morning, she came to my room downstairs to borrow electric stove, say her own spoil and she wan cook as she just return from church. Church ke? When you turn Christian? I thought you were muslim. I sha warned her to be careful with the electric cooker but Las Las the thing still shock her. Na her scream from upstairs I hear wey I run go meet am. She said the thing shocked her and her hand was paining. Me I just dey laugh. She said instead make I say sorry, I dey laugh. I come talk say make I kiss ihn hand and take the pain away. This girl no even think am. She shoved her hand in my face. I sha kiss am and she said the shock still dey her body. I take style ask am if she wan make I comot the remaining shock she had, and she said yes. Na so the girl follow me go my room oh. Before we know am, we don do a very powerful 30 minutes. Na so the girl eye clear and she begin dey cry, saying I took advantage of her. Na beg I beg am before she agree she no go report me. I thought that was the end of it all. Throughout the week na bad eye she dey give me anytime I saw her. Na so Saturday reach. She again came to my room that evening and told me that I should never try what I did the other day. I nodded and instead make this girl go, na ontop my bed she go lie. She said I should pet her. Na she jack my trouser comot that day and another hot 30 minutes later, repeat waterworks and vexing. I confuse. Two weeks later, she show face again. This time around she no even wear bra come. Na one very skimpy singlet and tiny shorts she take show for my doormont. I tell am say babe, I no dey feel this your dual personality syndrome. Your roommate come meet me the other day say I take advantage of you. If you wan make I dey cure your konji, stop all this drama. No be say you go dey take me dey quench your agro come dey form innocent victim at the end. Long and short of the story, I later found out she no too dey normal in her mental faculties, and that was what she always did to get attention. |
Cutehector:So how do you expect her to pay him back? |
CalabarPikin:The guy does not want to play for Chelsea anymore. The latest round of talks, he was offered around 230,000 pounds a week, and he turned it down. Anything higher will unbalance the pay structure of the club, and they are in dire straights as it is considering the sanctions imposed as well as the upcoming sale of the club. |
I don't think the manager is the problem at ManUtd. It's more of the overhyped players. Many of them are not worthy of the red shirt. |
Just don't go do anything stupid, like that dude in California some years ago who went on a shooting spree because he wasn't getting laid. |
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Chat with one of the numerous "aburos" I have here on campus where I work. What do you advise this dude? Some of these American baby mamas no get chill and na who dem go carry dem baggage put for head na ihn dem dey find. Me i sha told him to talk to his feet waka.
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The aboki that sells this guy's weed must have some really good stuff. |
That's why I always negotiate price of services upfront , and then do a "half now, half upon delivery". If you no pay me the rest of my money, i do not release what I did for you. |
OP: Can A Third Class Graduate Apply For Masters In The USA? Me: Yes, you can, because that is exactly what happened with me. I came out with a 3rd class. I was not happy about it. But that did not deter me from applying. And I got admission offers for master's program in not just one, but two different schools. What you can do is send your bachelor's transcript to WES or any accredited evaluators for evaluation. The GPA system in the US is based on a 4.0 scale, as against Nigeria which is 5.0. This can boost up your GPA especially if you or your "brother" had a high 3rd class. I came out with a 2.23 third class GPA, but when I sent my transcript for evaluation to WES, it boosted me up to a 3.0, which was enough to get me admission. |
Maximum $60 for my son and I every 4 weeks. |
Your boss sees you as a threat to his so-called "bubble". That's why he made that statement for you to resign. Once they see a subordinate rising, they see them as a threat, especially if such boss has been in the organization longer than you. Something similar happened to my brother when he was posted to the regional office of his job. No matter what he did, his immediate boss never saw anything good in it. He would bad-mouth the guy in front of board members, and once stated that they fire him. My brother was already clearing out his files after less than a year on the job in the event that he would move back to Nigeria. Then one day their senior oga (the one my brother's boss reports to) called him to his office. He told my brother he could not reconcile what he was hearing from my brother's immediate boss and what he saw in him. The man later figured out it was my brother's immediate boss that had the issue. The man was removed from his position and transferred to another office. |
Guy e be like say you dey omit some important parts in your story. There seem to be some gaps. Like between 74 and 75, I feel there's something missing. What led to Ruth picking your call? And this new one too? What happened after Collins barged in the room? |
The same reasons why they like their meats cooked several ways. Preference.
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Poleski:You guys are funny with your statements . How do you expect the uncle to "give" her the Green card? You can't file for just anyone you want, most especially if the person is not a direct relative. Green cards are not handed to you just on the basis of "he's my uncle, she's my niece" situations. Besides, let's say he's even able to, green cards processing takes time, especially since she's an adult. It's not a "you apply today and get it tomorrow" thing. It sometimes takes up to five years. The only way she can get a quick green card(timeline up to 2 years) is if she gets an employer who will file for her, or if she can prove that she has extraordinary ability in certain fields. |
timio:Doctors make mad bank in the US yes. It's one of the professions that earn the top dollars. He can afford a nanny easily. Why he would need OP to come babysit for two years is really suspicious. |
Blissbath:That's one of the reasons to be very careful. Pls check your PM. |
This is a very dicey situation and many points have to be answered before you make your final decision. 1. Your uncle wants you to come to take care of his children. In America today, people really need childcare especially in this COVID era. That's his primary concern, not your education. How sure are you that he will sponsor your education as he said when the time comes? Childcare here in the US is EXPENSIVE. 2. How are you going to come? Like someone said, are you coming as a visitor? I hear getting visas other than student is a daunting task now and that interviews are backed up until 2024,, and there's even no assurance you will be granted a visa. Are you willing to hold your education on the premise that he will "sponsor" your education after two years? If I were you, rather than wait, I will enroll in Nursing school. Getting into the US these days is not as easy as it was before. Don't build your future based on mere promises. Get your qualifications first, then write your NCLEX exams. You will have a better chance that way than to come empty handed. Nurses are in high demand here in the US. I know that cos my mum is an RN here and i know how much she makes. Your uncle's priority is his children, not you. |
In the case of 22 year old Jeffrey Atkins Jr, Ja rule you...ARE THE FATHER!!!! **cue bellowing from studio crowd as they go wild** |
This Shatta guy has always felt inferior since Ghanaian "artists" are not recognized like Nigerians. Mumu. Anyways he should kindly share his kaikai and weed seller's contacts...the guy surely has the good stuff. |
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