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Family / Re: Why Are Nigerian Men Generally So Damn Sexist?? by Metalgoong(m): 6:27am On Jan 19, 2013
jidegirl12:

Self confident eh? You kinda need to instil that into kids .... sorry to disappoint you but 'checking' them will not change anything but make you angry more ..... if you can't deal waka pass.... they will find their type with same values. Superiority complex all the way cool

Gbam!!

@OP

Despite all your ranting,I'm sure some of your friends are asking you to hook them up with Nigerian men!
Family / Re: Tell Me by Metalgoong(m): 11:22pm On Jan 18, 2013
Gambrosia: Just as terrible as marrying a MAN WITH A BABY MOMMA! wink

I WILL NOT. . . UNLESS I AM ONE MYSELF!

I believe in sticking to 'LEVELS'!

Yup! My love wears 'contacts' at ALL TIMES! cool

Always on point!
Family / Re: He Beat-up His Elder Sister For His Wife by Metalgoong(m): 9:13am On Jan 18, 2013
Marriage wahala . . .
family katakata . . .


This is one of those moments when feminists suffer momentary dementia . .
Now, they all are happy because their sister in law was beaten to pulp. . .
ooh, the woman beater is now a hero ( he is no longer an animal, but a REAL man) . . He did the right thing by defending his wife!
Hypocrites! . . tomorrow same group of women will be using some selected bible passages to deceive the gullible ones!
Nairaland / General / Re: Congrats Afam4eva! by Metalgoong(m): 11:45pm On Jan 01, 2013
manny4life:

LOL...in the voice of the people "ego ole k'iji"?

haha

Nwanne mmadu, my worth earned me the nick names: O bu akpa ego acho nsogbu , Aku na esi obi ike , and O ji ego asu ofia . grin
Nairaland / General / Re: Congrats Afam4eva! by Metalgoong(m): 11:21pm On Jan 01, 2013
Congrats, Mazi Afam!

This handle, Metalgoong, just came back from a one week ban because he campaigned for/supported Jarus's resignation. I'm happy that he finally resigned grin ;at least he can now devote more time to his young family and also seek real power in real world rather than bragging about the useless power he wields in a faceless forum. I'm sure Sanusi can help him out. grin

Anyway, I want you to confer immunity on Metalgoong, so that he can continue with his good works, including putting Yoruba fellas in their place. In the voice of Andy Uba, I ask you, " ego ole ka oga eri?" grin
Politics / Re: Anambra Governorship Race - Road To 2014 by Metalgoong(m): 1:10am On Jan 01, 2013
Van Bonattel has chickened out. He has been tongue whipped! grin grin grin grin grin

As the referee, I can now call off the fight.

Chino11 : 10
Van Bonattel : 0


Happy new year y'all ! grin

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Family / Re: My Husband Spits On My Face During Quarrels by Metalgoong(m): 4:58am On Dec 31, 2012
Princess1982: Ok ok there is nothing wrong with you living well and doing well, hell I don't even care if you brag about it. I just voiced my opinion when you came off like you are better then everybody you don't have to like it but its MY opinion of you from what you posted. I'm not a bad person and if you feel that way I apologize, I just always been the type to say the first thing that pops in my head without thinking. Calm down I for one love to see successful black people.

You now write like a 30 yr old . .
Go and sin no more . .
I can now go to bed. The kid has achieved his goal! grin
Family / Re: My Husband Spits On My Face During Quarrels by Metalgoong(m): 4:08am On Dec 31, 2012
Raymondenyi:
Boy pls stop dis, its disgusting, its not mature @ all 2 come on threads and start insulting people,
Even if u not mature u can learn 2b 4rm here; dis culd b ur learning ground, do not abuse it.

Listen Mr man, I do understand you are looking for business connection from old mama, I wish you success. grin

I guess the foul words and insults being thrown at Jidegirl is the maturity you want nairaland visitors to emulate? Knucklehead!
Family / Re: My Husband Spits On My Face During Quarrels by Metalgoong(m): 3:44am On Dec 31, 2012
Princess1982: Oh please I'm not in the mood to entertain children and you attack my age lol I am proud to reach 30 and if you get some rest you may reach 30 as well BOY!

Pls old mama don't chicken out! I want you to put me in my place while you are gurging the OP's husband spittle! grin

Anyway, I also want to clock 30, but not a fool at 30.
Family / Re: My Husband Spits On My Face During Quarrels by Metalgoong(m): 3:28am On Dec 31, 2012
Princess1982: Oh boy please I don't have a problem putting a kid in his place boy go to bed isn't it like 3am in Nigeria?

Old mama displays her ignorance again! . . Did I tell you it is 3am where I live?

I still want you to put me in my place!

BTW, it seems a young Naija brother is making you feel young again? grin
Family / Re: My Husband Spits On My Face During Quarrels by Metalgoong(m): 3:14am On Dec 31, 2012
Princess1982: If you attack us for attacking her how does that make you any better please tell? You might as well line up and catch a hock of spit from the OP husband as well.

I'm just a kid grin correcting you 30 yr old foool . . .

I hope you don't want to go at it with me! . . I'm not Jidegirl, Metal swings hard
Family / Re: My Husband Spits On My Face During Quarrels by Metalgoong(m): 3:00am On Dec 31, 2012
Interesting! . .
Married men and womenwinshes displaying their innate stupidity and hypocrisy - hurling insults at Jidegirl just because she aired her personal views,
In short, the faces of you all deserve a bowl of spittle from the Original Poster's husband!
Politics / Re: How Can I Get Into Politics In Nigeria by Metalgoong(m): 11:47am On Dec 26, 2012
k2039: [color=soyouquotedme]What's your networth? [/color]
Good question!

I'm always suspicious of poor men who want to run for elective post in Nigeria. . . . They are the most brazen looters. tongue

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Politics / Re: ACN To Test Merger With Other Oppositions With Anambra 2014 Gov Poll-Ngige by Metalgoong(m): 11:12am On Dec 26, 2012
bashy_demy: And we are not discussing Ogbono and isi ewu here, are we? the best Governor Anambra ever produce is Ngige proof me wrong Ewu

Olodo!

Your inability to construct a simple sentence shows that you are related to TOKYO, the motor park tout that terrorizes yaribaland.

Anambra state doesn't need the advice of a dummy like you!
Politics / Re: ACN To Test Merger With Other Oppositions With Anambra 2014 Gov Poll-Ngige by Metalgoong(m): 10:41am On Dec 26, 2012
bashy_demy: Some people are just so daft, Who is talking about tinubu here, is Ngige not from Anambra state again, is he not qualify to run the affair of Anambra again? he has done it before and he is the first Governor to go against his Godfather and that was why they gang up against him them. So in my own conclusion, he is tested and trusted Shikena

As you Yoruba ninny can see( that's if you can read properly), we are not discussing Amala and Ewedu politics here! . .
Politics / Re: Africa Needs Indigenous Investment, Not Foreign Aid - Achebe Colloquium by Metalgoong(m): 1:56am On Dec 26, 2012
shymexx: And it took you half-an-hour to write the rant up there, no?? Are you sure you wrote that yourself?? Your IQ is definitely in the third decimal, about one thousandth of the IQ of a certified re.tard!!

You're a light-weight and you're hereby dismissed!

Go play checkers with your mates in the village square - only chess players are allowed to post on this thread...

Piss off!! undecided

hahahaha

Quintessential mor0nic biitch!! . . . You wanna bail out like how the ape man that fathered you did. grin grin grin

Before you usain bolt,I still want you to answer my questions . .

Why do you British bastar.d want to be a Nigerian so baaad?

Why do you want to be a Yoruba man?
Politics / Re: Africa Needs Indigenous Investment, Not Foreign Aid - Achebe Colloquium by Metalgoong(m): 1:32am On Dec 26, 2012
shymexx:

You're a gift that keeps on giving and I'll oven-cook you like I did my turkey this morning... We know you're a homoerotic bastard and a product of a forest rape... We also know that you're also uneducated pillock who can barely string words together... Like your handle, metalgoong(metal + goong), implies - you're a product of a forceful relationship... And your hillbilly mother would have done humanity a lot of good by swallowing a morning after pill a day after your marauding father molested her...

Now tell us why you're a faggit with a blinkered and why you've got my nuts in your mouth...

Tell us why I'm your God and why you look up to me, prick...

Tell us why you're so desperate to talk to me and why I'm your idol in this biitch, you obsessed village filth...

Tell us why your mum refused to abort you and flush you out through the sewers like sewage, dyckhead...


*Unauthorised biography of a homoerotic bastard named; matalgoong*

My dog articulates a retort that exhumes more intelligence than what you imbe.cile have up here . . . . My dog owned you!! sad

You cant even copy and paste Metalgoong,the name of your Psychiatrist who you want to write his biography! . . . . . Dumb bittch wrote Matalgoong! . . lol grin grin


Please answer these questions for me

Why do you British bastar.d want to be a Nigerian so baad? . . . The male homo sapien that fathered you might be an ape! Yes, an ape because your mama slept with anything that has protrusion between the legs grin

Why are you trying so hard to be a Yoruba man? . . I thought you are satisfied with the gangsta culture you were raised in?

Again, you are not Nigerian/Yoruba man!! . . . Stop trying hard to belong grin grin
Politics / Re: Letter Of Appreciation To Thelastpope And Sincere 9gerian by Metalgoong(m): 12:33am On Dec 26, 2012
Don't worry, every insult will be returned back fire for fire!! grin grin grin
Politics / Re: Africa Needs Indigenous Investment, Not Foreign Aid - Achebe Colloquium by Metalgoong(m): 12:24am On Dec 26, 2012
shymexx: [/s]

Says Megapunk the bastard, a product of a rap.e committed by a marauding fulani cattle herdsman and an Igbo woman in the thick forest of alaigbo... Bastard, tell us why you can't write in Igbo, however, I saw you showing off your hausa skills on the hausa thread...

Tell us why your fulani pikey father raped your mother...

Tell us why we should take a bastard called megapunk seriously, you fvcking homoerotic product of a forest ra.pe...

And learn how to write basic English, I don't understand the henglusi you wrote up there.. undecided

I hope you im-becile didn't drool all over the body of the gangsta who sketched the above gibberish for you . . .

I don't expect a London ghetto mor0n to be able to read and understand basic English. . That's asking too much! grin grin grin

I can imagine the psychological trauma you experience whenever you see yourself in a mirror! . . The agony of a bastaard who wants to claim Yoruba/Nigerian . .

I advice you to search the nearest psychiatric hospital in your hood, the brain dead crackhead who fathered you might be there!
And he is not Yoruba/Nigerian.
Romance / Re: Why Do Nigerians Prefer To Marry The Rich? by Metalgoong(m): 11:41pm On Dec 25, 2012
@OP

Why shouldn't a lady marry a rich guy? . . .

Are you allergic to rich people?. . .

Do you want ladies to start marrying guys just because they are poor, and " that they might be rich in future" I call this a risky biz! grin grin grin grin

Haven't you heard about stories of poor guys who married nice girls, yet they abuse and cheat on their wives ?

Well, if I'm a lady, I will prefer to cry in a castle rather than in a hut!
Politics / Re: Africa Needs Indigenous Investment, Not Foreign Aid - Achebe Colloquium by Metalgoong(m): 11:05pm On Dec 25, 2012
shymexx:

So, you expect me to take you seriously with a handle like Megapunk, no??

How about su.ck an AIDS infected fat dyck, choke on the cum, and die slow, numbnut?? undecided

I know you are pained because of your fake yaribasnees . . grin

Here are the reasons why you ghetto by-blow is fake yaribas man

i) You were born and raised in one of those ghettos in London! In one of your posts, you vowed not to forgive the nut-jobs that brought you into this world. . .

ii) Your mama doesn't know the half dead sot that sired you . . . Though she told you the old man is Nigerian.

In conclusion, you cant be a Yoruba man or Nigerian by being a troll in nairaland. grin grin
Politics / Re: Africa Needs Indigenous Investment, Not Foreign Aid - Achebe Colloquium by Metalgoong(m): 9:16pm On Dec 25, 2012
shymexx: This is quite commendable...

He needs to do more of this than wasting his talents on peddling lies....

Merry Christmas!! Time to go marinate the turkey and watch big momma make jellof rice and pounded yam...

Have fun!

I'm out, yo...

Fake yoraba yaribas wannabee!

Atleast Achebe has talent . . Whats your own talent?I guess to be shytting everywhere through your mouth and leaking poo hole like your yaribas ancestors!
Politics / Re: ACN To Test Merger With Other Oppositions With Anambra 2014 Gov Poll-Ngige by Metalgoong(m): 9:55am On Dec 25, 2012
onomeasike: metalgoogg the osu.remeber,you cant vote if we go by ibo tradition undecided

Another Yoruba dofus . .
I dont have time for imbe.ciles that drool and shytte every where with reckless abandon! grin grin grin

Here is a dating/meetup website for your ilk. Coogar, the fagg0t resident m0ron wants to meet ya! - - www.Yoruba-morons.com

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