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Career / Re: Hard Working Policewoman 'Mama G' Promoted In Bayelsa State. Photos by metallisc(m): 7:33am On Apr 12, 2017
ekems2017:
Congrats mama G.
But She looks like a man o!

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Romance / Re: She Has No Nipplesx (photos) by metallisc(m): 5:05pm On Apr 11, 2017
Aderola15:


Not in for this kinda joke please.

Romance / Re: Reasons Why Women Cry During S*x... (reason 1 Will Trigger Your Emotions) by metallisc(m): 5:01pm On Apr 11, 2017
Quinn22:
Yes oh! I be marmaid grin

Romance / Re: Reasons Why Women Cry During S*x... (reason 1 Will Trigger Your Emotions) by metallisc(m): 4:58pm On Apr 11, 2017
Jodha:



I can't relate at all... grin grin
Say NO to premarital sex... Wait till marriage.. Sex is for married people..

That's all I have to say.. grin

Romance / Re: 6 Basic Things That Turns Ladies On. by metallisc(m): 4:54pm On Apr 11, 2017
optional1:
where them beard gang

Those set of niggas are d best to turn a lady on.

bia lovelyn, so this is how you used to do! gi na ndi beard gang! grin grin grin grin grin

Romance / Re: 6 Basic Things That Turns Ladies On. by metallisc(m): 4:42pm On Apr 11, 2017
lovelygurl:
Beards? Who wants to eat hair while kissing eeeew

Politics / Re: Lady With Quadruplets In Bauchi: Hadiza Mohammed Abubakar Pays Medical Bills by metallisc(m): 2:14pm On Apr 11, 2017
bia OP, change that your title to little girl with quadruplets in bauchi

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Car Talk / Re: Dear Men, Do Share Your Experiences Of Good Female Drivers You Have Ever Seen by metallisc(m): 8:59am On Apr 11, 2017
africanpea:
I have been driving for about 14yrs, i can beat my chest and say i drive very well and know some basics in car troubleshooting. At least few times I was able to identify the problem with my battery head and alternator, I can change fan belt perfectly, change tires is easy for me and brake pads if I'm stuck in a place I don't have help.

The road signs are the first basics of driving which I am familiar with, simple logic and common sence comes to play in most cases in driving.

Now God has blessed me with good car I experience less of such hassles in driving, just major oil change and diagnostic checks when necessary.

I still prefer to drive the manual drive cars when going on long distance journey, it keeps me alert.

Celebrities / Re: Efe & Bisola Mobbed As They Arrive Lagos Airport (Photos, Video) by metallisc(m): 8:49am On Apr 11, 2017
dolapoabdul:
One can only imagine what is going on through EFE's mind right now with all this new fame.


in efe's mind right now...

Celebrities / Re: Efe Is Richer Than Skales Now, Nigerians Say by metallisc(m): 8:16am On Apr 10, 2017
Angeleena:
lol...overtaking is allowed.

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Travel / Re: Accident In Edo Involving Dangote Motor & Other Cars (Photo) by metallisc(m): 5:02pm On Apr 09, 2017
Tender1:
I advice will start giving birth later we marry, the one this population is reducing, especially the male. Later you'll start blaming ladies when they start using yam. angry grin cheesy

Romance / Re: I Mistakenly Had A One Night Stand And I Am Feeling So Bad by metallisc(m): 2:30pm On Apr 09, 2017
QueenSuccubus:



grin grin cheesy


Any man that under the influence of alcohol, will surely & definitely grabbed the opportunity to smash that wet pussy grin grin grin
We, females are juz so emtional after all...

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Romance / Re: Hot ‘lovers’ Turn Cars Into Sex Spots In Lagos by metallisc(m): 7:58am On Apr 09, 2017
midehi2:
Too long, but sex in the car, odikwa hot grin

Celebrities / Re: Anita Joseph Buries Her Late Father In Anambra (Photos) by metallisc(m): 7:54am On Apr 09, 2017
And we stepped out to show our dear friend solidarity and condone her on her fathers death..


so, they went to 'condone' her...

Education / Re: Elizade University Unveils New Identity, Celebrates New Course Accreditation by metallisc(m): 7:34am On Apr 09, 2017
Emasel:
Well equipped university with lot of cute ajebo babes wink, I spent 2 months there last year on a course and I enjoyed every bit of the training.

Education / Re: Elizade University Unveils New Identity, Celebrates New Course Accreditation by metallisc(m): 7:24am On Apr 09, 2017
YoungBlackRico:
That azzz shocked

©YBR


if that is on offer, i'm going back to start from first year all over again!

first choice course = anatomy! grin grin grin grin grin
Crime / Re: Nigerian Pays 15-Year-Old Girl For Sex, Collects Money Back At Gunpoint In US by metallisc(m): 7:17am On Apr 09, 2017
sisisioge:
Chime! Bobo wey fine like this! All he needed to do is spend a couple of days seriously toasting a girl and seex shall be his for free for as long as he continues to be a good boy. Arindin!

sooo... you are saying that if i put in work for your side now for a few days, i go begin chop 'kpomo' for your side endlessly without stress? cheesy cheesy



ayam just asking o... you know, for research purposes! grin grin

Crime / Re: Nigerian Pays 15-Year-Old Girl For Sex, Collects Money Back At Gunpoint In US by metallisc(m): 7:15am On Apr 09, 2017
sisisioge:
Chime! Bobo wey fine like this! All he needed to do is spend a couple of days seriously toasting a girl and seex shall be his for free for as long as he continues to be a good boy. Arindin!
Travel / Re: Rain Falls For The First Time In Maiduguri, Residents Celebrate (Screenshots) by metallisc(m): 7:09am On Apr 09, 2017
adorablepepple:
undecided why would rain fall when it has been raining blood. Very hot place .
They shouldn't use their English to send the rain back o

Crime / Re: Kidnappers Of Police Corporals Arrested In Bayelsa (Photos) by metallisc(m): 7:02am On Apr 09, 2017
Talk2Bella:
grin grin grin grin naija police must beat you before them display you


shocked shocked where dem see a whole hand grenade

dem don dey get leg grenade??

Politics / Re: EFCC Discovers N400Million Hidden In A Shopping Plaza In Lagos (Pics, Vid) by metallisc(m): 9:57am On Apr 08, 2017
verygudbadguy:
Discovers ke.. That is someone property na, his office, his BDC, his money..

I won't believe this story until I see a credible source. I will also be interested if the business is owned by a politically exposed person otherwise, count me out....

An ordinary businessman can have 400million and decides to keep in his office. Abi na offence not to bank such amount?




Don't mind the stupid people!
Jokes Etc / Re: #9japolice: Hilarious Memes About Nigeria Police Trending On Twitter by metallisc(m): 9:42am On Apr 08, 2017
adetayo234:


Ok, lady.

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Car Talk / Re: All New Infiniti QX80 SUV Revealed Ahead Of New York Auto Show. by metallisc(m): 9:27am On Apr 08, 2017
nepapole:
This ride has always bin ugly jus like his cousin, Nissan armada.

Car Talk / Re: Top 10 Most Valuable Auto Brands Of 2017 by metallisc(m): 9:24am On Apr 08, 2017
sgtponzihater:


Because u have a 1995 Passat doesn't give u the right to brag for Volkswagen plssssss!!!!!

Cheif Sgt Ponzi Hater

Fashion / Re: HIV Positive, Horcelie Sinda Wa Mbongo, Crowned Miss Congo UK 2017 (photo) by metallisc(m): 7:45pm On Apr 07, 2017
GAZZUZZ:




funny thing is you might die before her grin

Travel / Re: Circular Runway Allows Planes To Take Off And Land In All Directions by metallisc(m): 10:04am On Apr 07, 2017
Incrizz:
Gosh! How come no one thought of this before now? *spreads hands*

because before now, people have been practical and sensible, not living in a 3D-induced fantasy!

Travel / Re: Circular Runway Allows Planes To Take Off And Land In All Directions by metallisc(m): 10:01am On Apr 07, 2017
Jakumo:
At ground speeds above 20 knots during a typical takeoff roll, most jet airliners transition from steering the nose-wheel with the hand-operated tiller, which produces up to a 20 degree range of deflection from a straight line, to steering with the rudder pedals, whose own range of wheel deflection is limited to just 6 degrees to either side of a straight line.

The tiller is ONLY used during taxi to, and from, the runway of arrival or takeoff, while the rudder is used exclusively at all ground speeds above 20 knots, with typical rudder inputs being very subtle, and limited to the small corrections required to track the DEAD STRAIGHT runway center-line as the aircraft thunders down the runway under full takeoff throttle settings.

The concept of a circular runway will NEVER work in practice, because of the major steering inputs that would be required to keep the aircraft in a constant turn around that circular path. As speed builds during takeoff, any deviation from a dead straight line would cause the aircraft to become unstable due to tangential forces that would arise, resulting in the bird simply veering off the circular runway into an uncontrollable crash. With all this in mind, I therefore join the Almighty Baale of San Fernando Valley, Egun Mogaji, in reaching for my bullchit whistle in order to raise a timely alarm to the inherent falsehood of this tall tale about circular airport runways.



dazalll!! grin grin grin grin

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Travel / Re: Circular Runway Allows Planes To Take Off And Land In All Directions by metallisc(m): 9:58am On Apr 07, 2017
koreskbv:

there goes another black fellow, always negative instead of being objective. that was how they said it was impossible for man to step
the moon.


stop masturbating, it is not a black man issue here... it is a practicality and viability issue for people who know what it takes for planes of today to take off and land! quite impossible in a curve, unless you want to keep sacrificing passengers on per second billing! cool

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Travel / Re: Circular Runway Allows Planes To Take Off And Land In All Directions by metallisc(m): 9:53am On Apr 07, 2017
GAZZUZZ:
Beautiful concept, and you can choose th mke the circumference wider to accommodate more planes.

beautiful concept actually... but unfortunately that is where it all ends for this concept. Technically, taking off and landing of airplanes only work in a straight line, so this concept will remain just that - a beautiful concept - until the day planes start having dynamic rotors that will enable change of direction and ability to fight windshare in midflight! wink wink

pilots already find it difficult to land in a straight line as it is, and now in a curve?

Romance / Re: Is Swollen/big Clit Normal? by metallisc(m): 6:51pm On Apr 06, 2017
QueenSuccubus:
cheesy


Hahahahah...wait til u see a swollen blue clit OP ... plz add this to ur "physiology" grin grin wink

Celebrities / Re: Meet Omotola's Handsome Male Hair Stylist Who Is Behind Omotola's Great Look(pic by metallisc(m): 6:31pm On Apr 06, 2017
dacblogger:

That means your talent shld be barbing hair... undecided

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