henrydadon:
she has a nice shape..

chai..nah person mama i dey dream to fvck

SalamRushdie:


I bet he is more articulate and more Intelligent than you are ..He is even physically stronger and richer than you , he is more travelled and learned than you are ...A simple check on Google will show he has made more impact on the earth than anyone in Ur lineage but yet you think you are better than him oh boy don't you think you rate yourself above what you really are ? that make you a megalomaniac oo

ladyF:


A winners chapel pastor for that matter. And he just finished preaching to his congregation yesterday...

shizzy7:
Nairaland is dead and buried

Bumbae1:


Say what

Bumbae1:

How much for one box

Idydarling:
see ur head

Fabulosdave01:
Pablo we are sorry. We need to set up a go find me account for him

Idydarling:
shat ap, is it your stomach?

Bumbae1:

Ok o read up

ZombieTERROR:
It's time we invited TB Joshua to nairaland
Imagine what nairalanders will vomit
Where is sarrki.. Omenkalives .. Vedaxcool
Hungerbad...etc Make una line up oo

It's gonna be a vomiting galore

Bumbae1:

baddest you just land ni

Atiku2019:
Body cream 250k? Price of Golf 2 to use as Taxi in Abj

Bumbae1:
Hmm
1st
Lol some a dieing for their guys to even think of them let alone call.
Its the distance dear .. its killing him his a man . And if you are a pretty lady he knows how guys can be . So his paranoid .

2nd
He may be CHEATING ON U BIG TIME. The guilt is what makes him call you constantly .

Idydarling:
that's how I react to vegetable soup too, I hardly eat it

subtlemee:
Don't fret OP,it's pressure or bed sore it's just that you guys didn't know and kept him on his back for long reducing blood flow to the area causing it to ulcerate to become a sore and that rubber mackintosh is not helping..start first by getting a cotton bedsheet you lay it without crease to avoid friction on the skin,get a nurse to be doing daily dressing if you guys can't go to the hospital,any time he poos or pees use water to clean the area so it won't further contaminate the area and continue using the powder I saw it's good or use vaseline jelly after bathing him daily..then make sure you turn him like 4hrly to increase blood flow to all the areas

FrankNetter:
One of the ladies just dey observe me with one eye

Today go make sense die

my bros use air France to Yankee as him reach France airport go shit, him just stand up the thing just flush him shout blood of Jesus.. ... Oyinbo bad gaaaan

EgunMogaji:


You know, the reality is that people have been travelling out since the days of boats to Europe.

All that I'm saying is that one can also make it in Nigeria too. I'm just trying to support those that chose to stay in Nigeria.

Americas door is always wide open. Delta Airlines dey fill their plane every night from Lagos to Atlanta. Just do it legitimately with proper paperwork is all that I'm also saying.

Chelseafan1:


But seriously why do people write 'am not one....' instead of 'I'm not one....' Have not seen it, instead of 'I've not seen it..' is this how you write where you get paid over 1million per month?

Malolu:

It would have been a fantastic response tho. Happy April fool's day!

hopeforcharles:

This is sensible. U cant come to my country and want me to change because of you.

BORNTOSUCKPUSSY:
The girl is pretty the guy no make sense

dacovajnr:
"Nearly burnt to death" but they're yet to start burning now talkless of burning to death .

generalbush:


They should find Ikpeazu... Theordore Orji... Kalu Orji and tie them before burning them to death!!


Find Buhari... Gej... Lai Muhammed... Mamman daura.. and finger their asses till they all give up and die!!

Send petty thieves to prison.. don't kill them!!

Saraki and the rest should also be killed!!

IamJix:

irritating as 4ck.

farano:
Haha I just dey o. Thanks for checking on me. .

TinaAnita:


What of the new signed acts, DNA? I think the twin brothers will explode later

Ifyjuli25:
So sexy