BaesDiary:
There was this hot looking guy I had eyes for in my area. He buys recharge card from my mom every evening, on his way back from work. He came to patronize as usual, and I was so happy when he started talking to me. He asked if that was my mom's shop and all that. Initially, I pretended I wasn't really into him, but later, I had to let my guard down.

So, he asked if I would accompany him to a friend's wedding, trust me I did not hesitate to say yes. On this fateful day, he came to pick me at home. We headed out to his friend's place to pick him, so we would all go to the reception from there.

While he drove, he gisted me about his crazy colleagues who collect  phone numbers from random girls in the banking hall, and they end up not calling them because of their busy work schedules and all that. He told me of how this particular girl came to the bank to harass his colleague for standing her up on their first date. Suddenly, from no where, my stomach started rumbling. I thought it wasn't serious until gas built up in my system. I had to adjust my bumbum, a bit to a side, and prayed that the fart would not make noise, neither should it smell. The fart cooperated , it came gently, and the moving wind quickly nullified the smell.


Seconds later, my stomach rumbled again, and I felt like visiting the toilet. Beads of sweat already formed on my forehead, as I was really feeling pressed. I was no longer enjoying the conversation. My laughter was quickly replaced by a plastic smile. He noticed and asked if I was fine. I told him all was all good. I asked if we were close to his friend's house. Luckily for me, we got there five minutes later.

By that time, the poo was already at the tip of my anus. Immediately we got to his friend's place, I asked if i could use the toilet. His friend asked if i wanted to pee or poo. I told him I wanted to pee and he showed me the rest room. I entered and released all the stored poo. After this, I felt comfortable. Then, I flushed the toilet, but my poo decided not to go down. That was the day I knew poop can defy gravity. The more I try to flush, the more the poo rose up. At a point, the poo from the WC begin to spill. I was like 'kuku kill me now'.

Emmy came to knock and asked if I was fine. I was ashamed and dumbfounded. There was no rag or any piece of clothing in sight in the toilet to clean up the mess. And by that time, the poo had really spilled all over. I opened the toilet door, as Emmy won't stop knocking. His friend came around when he noticed the incessant knocking from him. I wished the ground opened up. His friend saw this and did not take it lightly.

"But girl, I asked you if you wanted to pee or poo, and you said you wanted to pee," he said. "The toilet is not good for poop. The plumber is coming to fix it tomorrow. We have been using our neighbor's flat since last week."

I was too ashamed to talk. See fine girl with all the fine dress and perfect make up embarrassed like this. Emmy and his friend got to work, see them packing my poo. We had to cancel going for the wedding reception. He drove me to my parents house in silence.

Not only did we not get to be in a relationship, but my mom also suffered for my incident, as he stopped buying recharge cards from her. It wasn't his fault, I  blame the evil vegetable soup I ate the previous night.


Source: http://www.baesdiary.com.ng/2017/04/heres-how-plate-of-vegetable-soup-can.html#more

SmellingAnus:
Smelling anus with smelling poo .. anyway, just feeling naughty tonight...

The guy felt embarrassed but I don't think it was enough reason for him to back off if he really had genuine intentions towards you... It was simply the call of nature...

metallisc:


a calabar chic that doesn't eat vegetable soup, is that one a calabarian?

Benita27:
This story made me laugh.
What happened isn't reason enough to end a relationship if he truly cared about you. Dude acted immature tho!.

Idydarling:
shat ap, is it your stomach?

Smallville10:
First, dat was very funny... U won form na...

But secondly d guy's attitude after dat was very unreasonable

Kokaine:
One girl said she remembers the day a gala seller put his hand through the window to knock her head for changing her mind about buying the gala.. Lol... Maybe the guy don run tire

Idydarling:
see ur head

DanXplore:


Reducing the particle size will not make it soluble. It will only improve its flow properties

Mcslize:


You meant to say wasn't very reasonable.

ArchyDesmond:


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Smallville10:
First, dat was very funny... U won form na...

But secondly d guy's attitude after dat was very unreasonable

buygala:
This is why I always eat only Gala before going on any date

Gala is loyal....it will never put me to shame


BUY GALA....BUY PEACE

Benita27:
This story made me laugh.
What happened isn't reason enough to end a relationship if he truly cared about you. Dude acted immature tho!.

dingbang:
thanks so much for your reply... How can she lie first of all and den embarrass him in his friends house.. Den all of a sudden, some dumbfvck is saying he acted immature.. They don't know that d story will go round his friends... Infact dey will ask him where he picked up that girl from... If they still were together and he introduced her to his friends,they would know dat she was d one who messed up herself. So it would do both of them good since dey cut ties

buygala:
This is why I always eat only Gala before going on any date

Gala is loyal....it will never put me to shame


BUY GALA....BUY PEACE

Bumbae1:

How much for one box

metallisc:




awwwww... someone doesn't wanna shiit in some bobo's house!

Electronzeez:



I know for sure it will never flow in a laminar way even after you emulsify the poo .

Bumbae1:

How much for one box

LeView1:




She'd forever be known as the girl who blocked the toilet! This is not how you meet your future husband, he does not pick up your poo off his friend's floor on the first date.

(I was really mean and rude to you a few days ago and I want to say 'I'm sorry')

dingbang:
its alright my dear. Sometimes I tell myself .. Why become an enemy when i can actually be a friend. I respect your awesomeness in apologizing. Takes a lot of maturity to do that. You really got my respect from now.

LeView1:


We cool. Thanks for accepting my apology though

Benita27:
This story made me laugh.
What happened isn't reason enough to end a relationship if he truly cared about you. Dude acted immature tho!.

Splinz:


Op, let it be known to you that all your unwarranted attacks on our beloved and innocent vegetable soup ( ), as a result of your self-inflicted embarrassment fueled by ego (shebi to shit na crime, abi fine girl no dey shit?), wouldn't work!

We (all vegetable soup lovers) condemned this latest attacks, even as we hope that you'll repent of this wicked act.

#WeStandWithVegetableSoup# #VegetableSoupIsBae#