sylviagoldie:

hmmmmm......

Does any1 dislike dis post

sylviagoldie: Una welldone o....

I see all of una. Even d pipo wen dey derail dis thread.... Na by dis tym next year the seed wey una sow go bear fruits...Una hear?

Shout out to all d ladies; Affrey, oliseh/becketh, mhizz bernie, faith, karen et all, u all rock!

Greetingz, sir meta-p.

mickeyIso: speaking from experience sir?

Ken excel:
Hahahahahahaha..abeg oooo
was kiddin oo..wat like seriously let me ask...wat is love? And do dy fall in love or stand in love?
Pls enlighten me sir.

odizeey: Una wen dey die for babe hmmmmm
C one scenerio.
Ken excel:*sweating cos of clearqnce stress*
wowo gal:hey ken
Ken excel: who r u pls
Wowo gal :hmmm,,u r handsome o,ive been fynding u since
ken excel:who r u na
wowo gal:guess
ken excel:oliseh.dotcom? Or mhelena?
wowo gal:hmmm. I'm affrey,n its gud to c u
ken excel:i bind u, oh sorry hw r u,let me go n piss first.*speaking in his mind* chai dis gal wowo o,hee c wahala,oboy adex i dash u.
end of story,.
I pray u dnt leave her wen u c say she wowo o



Affrey na joke o

lee11: i wonder if uniben has a working football system

Beezally: Gud morning guys just thought ℓ̊ should ask this questions
ℓ̊ will be more than grateful if you all should answer
Can u imagine ur first lecture in uniben
1.Will u be dressed in ur best so people can envy aΩ̴̩̩̩̥d̶̲̥̅̊ wish they were u
2.Will u carry enof books to class
3.Will u go early to class or go late as a comfirm bad guy
3.Would u listen to ur lecturer during lectures
4.Would u toast a girl/boy or better still flirt in class
5.Would you sit in front to show u are the best student in ur department
6.Would u ping/chat in class
7.Would u make noise in class
8.would u ever want to be class rep
9.Would u borrow notes on the first day of lectures
10.Would u wear glasses so ur lecturer will knw u a good
student


Sha dat Day we shall know

Sir-Tunechi:

i like u 2 nd na d best tin bdat bt me dy use earpiece wen i dy wit am i nor wan dy hear her grammer

Jellyd:

OMG!!!.....i must b in anoda world den...i cn neva do dt ooo....neva!!!

Mbahchiboy: TRUE TALK.......BUT DOES MAN REALLY HAVE A CHOICE??

I_am_Sylva: Sire metaphycist.. Evening sir

Holyrule: preferably camry and not the usual conventional Audi

Ken excel: ...
Hahahaha.oga metaphycist wen u turn to etisalat na??..u port u no alert us shebe?

Faith93: Metaphyscist.............wat a username ....I see u sha...guess ur netwrk was bad yesterday.?

^exposes u 2 _{lots of} shocking _facts

karenkinky:
Wait o. Izit 80k per semester?

karenkinky:
Wait o. Izit 80k per semester?

Fairfax: ehn....ehn.....didnt u see my post afta dis one-its dis one u wanna deliberate on-said am nt sure wit d amount bt ws tld dis morning-no more blackbery dat will tak u to pluto

Fairfax: na rilli pure nonsense.u can imagine!ASUU president jst bought a private jet worth 5million naira while most students r home doin ntin.he(ASUU president)rilli cares for Nigerian students.dnt u fink so?

Holyrule: Abeg make i ask. If i be cab man, shey una go patronize me. I mean AC tight cab oh. If una gimme ginger, i no mind dey drive am. This Business will last for just one year for me, i get reason

Black Mamba:

yes it is....it begins with YOU

Mr Clever: Believe very much in Nigeria

Mr clever: That is wat I'm talking about

karenkinky:
Wow. Nice. I'll take it o. Just that I wld hv to look for sum1 to share it with.

Ken excel: Hello oga metaphycist...I saw Ayo today,d guy wif same parliament wif u and he is our senoir colleague,studyin ecostats...He gave some of ur biography..Kudos bro.dnt worry we will all support u.

Asakel: FUNNY NAMES ABBREVIATION
.
Gift Chioma Emeka = G.C.E
David Victor Denis = DVD
Hope Innocent Vincent = HIV
Love Grateful Ada = LGA
Nathan Tim Aboh = NTA
Amanda Ino Daniel Sarah = AIDS
Nwankwo Elochi Peter Agnes= NEPA
Veronica Ifeoma Peter = VIP
Rapuruchuku Ifeanyi Paul = RIP
Benjamin Bony Maduako = BBM
Mukaila Tunde Nurudeen = MTN
Deborah Sarah Tiffany Veronica DSTV)
Bode Raji Tafa = (BRT)
Nike Emmanuela Cosmas Orlando (NECO)
Waziri Ahmed Ebenezer Concordis
(WAEC)
Jamiu Alaba Mailaka Bakare (JAMB)
Usman Maduka Emmanuel (UME) Sorry if U̶̲̥̅̊я̲̅ name is there
.
ADD YOURS........

Pokemon43: dis is what i av come to know.read but don't neglect ur talent or gift cos u don't know which will profit u in ur endeavour nd neva forget GOD.thnks metaphycist