Bekokoja: Pls i applied 4 med and surg but i got ind chem i dont want to stay at home and dnt lyk ind chem, wat shld i do pls i nid ur advce ASAP

Stay at home or do industrial chemistry...

ditrix: So this is really the END of BLACKBERRY!!!
After all it put many through. Some lost their virginity. Some
contracted HIV. Some are in jail. Some even died. Some were
kidnapped. Some denied their parents. Some were raped. Some
went mad. Some were duped. Some had to steal. Some had to
strip. Many lost their blossoming relationships. Some had to
start prostitution. Some claimed relationship. Some turned street
beggers, Some had to do factory work. Now Techno, Android
phones now have BBM apps. Nothing last forever, Get wise!

Tanx 2 Fairfax

MrRomantic1:



wat abt dos who scored 50 nd abv so de wil push dem away nd replace dem wif d 40s
zo many changes r ganna tke place in 9ja
nd its so startin wid d educational system!

Som pple get a life n jst decide 2 throw it ova d cliff.
Of wat use wil it be if u gain at d detriment of som1 else.
Rather do business n mak legitimate cash dan exploit or decieve.......
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"I will make my money,n I will mak it 100% in d right manner" Dis is wat I'v always told myself......
1 tin pple lack in dis country is good ethics n moral brackets.
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Life is built by viable ideas.
Bt many mistake "deceitful" 4 "viable".

MrRomantic1:



wat abt dos who scored 50 nd abv so de wil push dem away nd replace dem wif d 40s
zo many changes r ganna tke place in 9ja
nd its so startin wid d educational system!

Som pple get a life n jst decide 2 throw it ova d cliff.

odizeey: oga clearance can go on,its lecturers on strike nt non acad staffs,no b lecturers dey clear person na

On d contrary......I ws cleard by Mr Okpokunu (one of d most dreaded lecturers in Soc. Sci.)
He currently takes us SAA 121.
So Ken Excel gets d nod here.

iLLiE: *clears throat*

Ladies

If you know you can cook,sweep,wash clothes n plates

please holla at me



I need an hostel/house wife tenk

Do u mean.......10 thousand?

lorveht: guys abeg, wen d strike is calld off,will clearance commence immediately, abi dem(students) neva finish 4 d semesta...urgent reply abeg!

last yr,d clearance startd a week b4 1st semestre resumed.
So,Since we hvnt written exam,expect d clearance to hold around a Month n a week afta d Strike z calld off.
2 weeks space b4 exam,2 weeks 4 exam n 1 week break.
Rmba,it's based on last year's assesment.

Miscellaneous:

more oil to your armpit....u try!

lllllooooollll....beta be crude oil....no wahala

Ken excel:
wow dis is preparin me for a work ahead.i love dis
tnx sir..will surely like to meet u one day and av a conservation wif u on so many ish....pls if u are on watsapp kindly drop ur no or beta stil ur 2go i.d

Uh.........2go@Metaphycist.....Odas r classified here.

Ghyft: dat would be cool....nd u still aven't told me ur course

Ohkay...1st of all,my course z Pol Sci n Pub Admin
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B4 calculatin G.P, u hv 2 knw dat Gst courses hv 2 credit loads while almst all oda courses hv 3 credit loads esp in 100lvl (4 credit loads r rare)
Nw 2 calculate G.P Let's assum Mr John's 1st semestr result is
Gst 111 A (2 credit Lds)
Gst 112 B (2 credit Lds)
Pol 111 A (3 credit Lds)
Pol 112 A (3 credit Lds)
Saa 111 B (3 credit Lds)
Saa 112 A (3 credit Lds)
Eco 111 A (3 credit Lds)
Eco 112 D (3 credit Lds)
Nw,u'l add up d credit loads. Wic r.........22
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Havin don dat,note dat each grade has its specified points.
I.e A=5 pnts
B=4 pnts
C=3 pnts
D=2 pnts
E=1 pnt
F= 0
Nw,u'l multiply d course credit load by d grade points....hence,Gst 111 above will be 2x5=10
Gst 112 2x4=8
Pol 111 3x5=15
Pol 112 3x5=15
Saa 111 3x4=12
Saa 112 3x5=15
Eco 111 3x5=15
Eco 112 3x2=6
Then u add up wic z 10+8+15+15+12+15+15+6= 96.
Then divide d 96 by d total credit load wic z 22....then u'l get 4.36
1st semstr G.P 4 Mr John is ....4.36....it's a strong 2_1.
Now if he buckles up in 2nd semestre his result turns out 2 be.....
Gst 121 B (2 credit Lds)
Gst 122 B (2 credit Lds)
Gst 123 B (2 credit Lds)
Pol 121 A (3 credit Lds)
Pol 122 A (3 credit Lds)
Saa 121 A (3 credit Lds)
Geo 121 A (3 credit Lds)
Eco 121 A (3 credit Lds)
Eco 122 A (3 credit Lds)
If we use d same method above,his 2nd smstr G.P 'll be....4.75.
(U mite wonda y d G.P stil got dis high despite havin 3 Bs.Bt its bcuz he got dem in Gst courses wic r 2credit Lds.If he had gotten dos Bs in 3credit load courses instead,d G.P wud hv been 4.6.D idea isnt 4 u 2 neglet Gst courses bt 4 u 2 prioritise.)
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Now 2 get d total 100lvl G.P ,u add both n divide by 2 i.e 4.36+4.75/2=4.55
His 2nd smster result pushed him up to 1st class.
Its dat easy....N please tell me u understood....

@Suave,Greatmind n Ken....Tanx...ehmmm...Beezally...guess urs 'll be all As jst dat 1 winch course wil alwaz try 2 hold sm1 back.
One tin u'l always hear is......"I'm ohkay wit all my courses except one"
jst pray u guys dnt say dat too cuz d glory of d latter shall.................................

Dericinh: ******BOSS THOUGHT ITZ A TOTAL OF NINE COURSES ......WAH HAPPEND..2 D LAST COURSE?

In my dpmt we do 8 courzez 1st smtr n 9 2nd smtre.
@Mickey...tanx.
@Eng Tino....I dnt knw abt Engineering...I'l add u rite away.

Ken excel: ..
Metaphycist sir which course are u studyin and which lvl are U?

Wit my Amazing Experience,u sud knw it all...Anyway,ASUU hs kept me in 100lvl n my dpmt z Political Science and Pub Admin

I-am-Winner:
Nawah for you oh bros.. C your statement '' you calculated wrongly''.. Did you mention the credit load for each of your courses??

I just said 4.57 based on how you corrected the female scholar's G.P.. I thought you made the same mistake..

Aniways.. 4.7.. na you biko jorh.. *paying more Respects to you*

Wanted 2 modify d post wen I realised da...Bt it's nw too late n I jst hv 2 say.....sovy.

Ghyft: do u mean 4.57?.......and permit me to ask,wat course are u studying?

No,I mean 4.7.
Its 4.72 actually bt app. 4.7
Do u'all knw hw 2 calculate G.P or sud I do it here...so u cn be a step ahead of ur contemporaries??

I-am-Winner:
Bros na you sure pass jorh.. The scholars of our time!!.. Welldone sir.. *joins suave in paying respect*..

But sir is it 4.57 or 5.7(I doubt)??..

It's 4.7 jor not 4.57 u calculated wrngly.

N

Mickey7: post ur result

Hmm.........
Pple easily take it as showin off,bt since u asked,my hands r clean.
GST 111 A
GST 112 A
POL 111 A
POL 112 A
SAA 111 A
SAA 112 A
ECO 111 A
ECO 112 C
Dat's 7 As n 1c
G.P 4.7
I had d best 1st semestre result in Social Science faculty...
Along side a guy in Social Work department.
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Doin it z amazinly easy...
Som pay 2 much attention in readin...they jack as tho they'l die d followin day if dey dnt,4getin all oda latent functions of d university...n at d end of d day,dey rack up jst a fair result....
I go 4 our class Matches,
I go 4 parties I'm invited
I attend my Associatn meetings
I meet my appointmnts n go 2 Church fair enuf.
It's all abt hw u manage ur time......
Som peeps simply dnt get it....

Great~Mind:


Ehmm, Sorry Oh

I thought that the maximum G.P for universities is 5.00

Please sir, help ma ignorance, if that is what this post represents.

No vex, na learner i be!

Nope...I made d error...I mistakenly erased d "4" I put behind...der's no way a G.P.A cn be more dan 5.0

I-am-Winner:
Metaphysicts abeg calculate the girl's G.P properly.. It is impossible to get 5.01 in uniben talk more of 5.2..

Sori jor...It's 4.52 nt 5.2....dnt mind me.

Ken excel: ..
Hmmm pls which level is d gal nw?? And do u knw if she is in any social ntwork....i mean am oooo

i pray to do great works dan dat in d name of Jesus.

Well....100lvl...We r nt so close btw.Hence I dnt knw muc abt her.
U wana do beta,bt dnt mak beatin gurls be d motivatin factor.

Dericinh: Hey palz....all those who wishes 2 study ECOSTAT n wer givn n which z 1 of d most complicated course in higher institutions...should make a solemn promise dah no female wld ever beat us @ any courses........itz has always been my legacy 2 allow not a female get above me!!....fnkz alot n no hard feelings 2 all female ecosta given aspirant!!!*****

Funny enuf,a girl came out best in 1st semester result.
Gst 111 A
Gst 112 A
Eco 111 A
Eco 112 B
Eco 113 B
Saa 111 A
Pol 111 c
Acc 111 A
Bus 111 A
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That is 6 As, 2 Bs n 1c
G.P 4.52
D 2nd had 7 As, 1c, n 1d
G.P 4.4
Only d girl made 1st class wit 1st semestr result 4 ecostat(I'm nt in Ecostat tho)
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@All gunnin ecostat,u cn take note of d nine courses u'l be doin in 1st semester.
NB:Eco 113 is eco's most difficult,followd by eco112.
Pol 111 doesnt luk difficult bt dey underestimatd it n none of dem cud get an A in d course...

Dericinh: Sorry bosses......buh i'v chosen 2 stick 2 my sec skul class mates who enterd b4 me.. N r studying ecosat..going 2 300lvl..n r getting as much as 7As....to teach n show me d way 4ward...even though i am just a fresher...wld help me keep a place @ d top during 100lvl.........GOD help n bless us all

Yes,it's ohkay 2 tink dat way,bt wen u get 2 skul u'l c dat u guys r way more partitioned dan u tink.
They hv deir courses 2 worry abt as do u.
N as wit d brain,it 4gets ova 70% of wat it knew b4,thus,they wil be of little help 2 u.
Btw u r in 100lvl so 2 dem u mite jst be a parasite (i.e u alone 'll benefit 4rm their knwlegde as dey'l feel ur knwledge z nt sophisticatd enuf 4 dem 2 benefit 4rm u educatnally)
D best dey cn do is try 2 help u in som rear areas u mite find dificult.Even at dat d best student usualy go back 2 dust their old textbuks 2 find answers.
Lng story short,if u need peeps 2 study wif...som of dem r here,n dey r (the new) 100lvl ecostat stdents.
U r at liberty 2 doubt me......Until time creeps in n proves me rite.

Pokemon43: Pls has uniben started online clearance and is kofa out?

Not yet Sis....tak it easy,wen it starts u wudnt need sm1 2 tell u.

trendymiss: abego make them do sumtin abt it oo

Pls,hs d 2nd Batch been released....?

Kanwulia: IMPOSSIBLE! !!!!

Y do u fink so?

It is amazing dat Japan is one of d poorest as regards natural resources bt d 3rd richest economically....Their dvpmt ws due 2 high level commitment,competence,zeal and good scale of preference.
4rm 1960 to 1970,their GDP boosted 10% each year,makin their economy more dan triple in jst 10yrs.
4rm 1970 to 1980,their economy grew at an average of 6% each yr....
2day,they hv achievd monumental growth in d last half a century n their GDP in 2012 is....over 5 trillion dollars (Nigeria,jst 267 billion dollars)
Amazin z d fact dat Japan's GDP is twice larger dan dat of d entire Africa.(a country wit a size less dan 2% of Africa's land mass)
More amazing z d fact dat Califonia, (a state in USA) has an economic strength,equal 2 dat of Africa.
A serious effort is needed 2 bring our country out of darkness.Dis z nt 4 d gvmt alone,bt evry citizen of Nigeria.
Weda u r a business man,d economy of ur country affects ur business.Wic is y der r 442 billioniars(in dollars)in USA n jst two in Nigeria.N d richest company is in USA,worth $467 Bln(D richest in Nigeria,jst $20 Bln),almost twice Nigeria's GDP in a Fiscal yr.
If u r a Pastor,d state of ur country determines alot becuz a higher standard of livin means,pple wil work 4 less hours n go 2 church more.They also wil hv a relatively higher amount of money 2 giv 2 d church wic'l help finance projects 2 spread d Gospel 2 d edges of d earth.
So u c,no mata who u r,wat u do,wer u r...u r affectd by ur country's stance.So dnt say it's nt ur father's business,cuz Nigeria is ur business.
D pioneers of German Govmnt once sed if dey wer in Nigeria,dey'l rule d world.
This means dat our poverty lies not in our geography bt in our inability 2 make optimum use of our resources,n our lack of zeal towards national greatness.
Its nt becuz we r blacks,dat we cnt lift our nation,it's nt bcuz we wer colonised by Britain dat we cnt create a strong economy,it's becuz d mentality is nt der as evry1 is strugglin 4 survival.
Life is fleetin,afta death its ova.D only tin dat remains r d tins u did 4 posterity....No matter how hard it seems,no matter d dangers ahead,no matter d challenges,let's put Nigeria first in our actions n believe dat......
CHANGE IS POSSIBLE.

Didi 5: Change in Nigeria is possible.The big question is are we as a people willing to change?.
Too many concerned youths see a total revolution as the way out,measuring the pre-1789 state of France as what we have today.

The change we long to see will come from the citizenry.
The change we all want to see must come from within us.we must be willing to put away interest and sentiment in quest of total national change.
It begins with an individual,a group of people who will come together and write the Nigeria Dream.
I however register my support for change today and commit myself to what it takes!
Wish i could write long posts

I admire ur belief n courage 2wards a positiv evolutionary change.
Nice one,keep it up.

another1234: metaphycist i grt u sir

I greet u too......

odizeey: i no wat u meant by d hiv,from wat angle r u mking ur impact,is it political or social,or ...... Dis life bad o

How am I sure u dnt set questns 4 Jamb.....
I hv creatd a topic on dis since mornin jare...dnt wnt 2 disturb dis city wit Nigeria's issues.

odizeey: guy all dose hiv free na story,do u think that hiv is ordinary,no think am o,na devil work. My question now is wat hv u done

Wen I used HIV,u sud knw I wsnt literally referin 2 it.
N 4 wat I'v done......I'v tried 2 tell u n odas 2 believe.
I dnt mean 2 brag,bt if u get 2 skul,u'l c 4 urself .N wit jst a little more time,u'l feel d impact.
U hv no idea who u'r dealin wit.

Gud day Citizens of Nigeria.We r in a country dat has been eaten by various negativities,primarily corruption.Wic has rendered our country-though one of d richest in natural endowment,yet one of d poorests economically.
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Do u tink a change is possible? If YES,state y n how d change cn be made.
If no,tell us why.