I-am-Winner:
guy you know you can save yourself the stress and just borrow from somone dat day.. Take a pix and return it back to whomeva you borrowed it from.. Thats what i did during the matric..

Dat's tru,bt u wnt be allowed 2 enta d auditorium dat day wic wud be hurtin 4 dos who care 2 be part of d show.

jelel6: guy pls you said every thing in coloured! including the admission letter? pls ans any1 asap

Actually,if u cn print d Admission letter and Original Jamb result,it's Ok...odas cn be in black n white.
I'm nt tryin 2 undermine tsleazy's ascertn,jst sayin d fact.

Mickey7: et tu brute?

Meaning?

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AMAZING EXPERIENCE
MATRICULATION.
It ws nw January 2013 n we had nt done Matric.Worse still,it ws postponed even further.
A week 2 Matric,we wer told 2 collect Matric gowns behind basement.
By 1st submitin our Original Eligibility...
Each faculty stayed on a queue wic was damn long.Bt we wer nw used 2 it.We got our gowns,som of wic wer dirty,som smelly n som wer clean.Non of these rili mattered as long as u had a gown.
It ws d 1st tin we eva collectd witout making instant payment.Ofcourse,we knew we had paid 4 it somwer.
D day of Matric came.
It ws wondaful.I put on my white shirt,black Jean,black suit,black hat,nice pair of shoes n a black walking stick.
In an attempt nt 2 go too early,i ended up going late.
I got 2 skul n dang! It ws crowded,it ws as tho d Matric ws 4 all students.
I cud c dos dat had earlier lied dat dey wer in 200 or 300 level putin on Matric Gowns,all I cud do ws smile within.
Howeva,abt one third dint hv a gown as som wer nt interested,som cudnt find deir eligibility n som went late n wer told d gowns wer finished.Finished...!? Dang! Dey neva seemd 2 stop amazing us.
D Matriculating students (dos wit gowns only) matchd on a single file,tru d back gate in2 d auditorium.
Read d Uniben anthem n wer spoken 2 by d VC along wit oda negligible activities n came out in less dan 30 mins as we wer flanked left,right n centre wit photographers who at a time seemd 2 be more dan d students demselves.
Evry1 wnted to tak a pix as we all sought 2 immortalise d special moment.
I picked jst two photographers 2 tak all my photos wit,while odas took wit as much as 10,forgetin d consequence.
I cud hardly find dos I wntd 2 c as der ws network congestn.
I took my pics wit d few fwndz I saw,n also wit my Mum n elda bro n went 4 d Sos Sci matric party.
It wsnt only Sos sci dat had one,all faculties did...n dey all held at Educatn field...opposit Faculty of Edu.
We all danced,took more pics,ate n shouted.It ws fun,truly,it was.
D day came 2 an end,n we had nw done our Matriculatn yet we didnt hv matric numbers.
D followin days afta matric wer 4 collectin pictures....I cud collect only a handful,afta d dozens I took n most of em,i dint rili like....many who choosed 2 use mor photographers collected far less...Only dos who brought deir personal photographers registered a success rate of near 100%
abt som weeks later, We wer told 2 com n collect our Matric numbers wer we earlier did our faculty clearance.
I went later on,n 4 once,der ws no queue.I signed on my name n wrote out my number.
I nw had d true identity of a student.
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D Matric ws gud,it ws fun n sweet.We tut tins wud always be lik dat,nt knwin der wer still lots of mountains to climb.
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NEXT...
ID CARDS.

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I-am-Winner:
bros it depends oh.. Each state belonging to the catchment has a specific cutoff for it.. Benin alone should be 68 yle delta was 69.. Dont know abt other areas!!.. Benusi case is still puzzling me.. What state is dat guy from??

D earlier u guys paid less attention 2 d catchment ish,d beta.

Latnok95:

World does not batlle for world power

Power intoxicates dat it gives some countries d temerity 2 tink of themselves as world POLICE.

Btw,lets try make it sensible so it'l be like a long meaningful piece.
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I'l start by saying...
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Syria's war is somtin of great interest to d world.

So bored diz nyte.
Plz guys,hw abt we play dis popular game...
Use d last word of my sentence 2 make a sentence...
Den sum1 wud use d last word of d latter's sentence 2 mak anoda sentence...and so on..

Monsieursuave: .

Ʊя username is way too cute 4 pidgin naa. Shuu

I mst say,u spoke my mind.

Only 1 day off,all dese gentlemen n ladies add 20pages 4 me.Abeg eee
Skipin pages mode activated.

Swashi007: Metaphyscist we ah waitin o
abeg quick load finish na

Network oooh...Twice hv I written,n twice hv nwk refused 2 submit...

OSUU9: oga metaphycist must hear dis.so u 1 tidy im wife nah shee#u b suspect

.*sits on grinding stone wit two snipers n watches 4rm afar*

Romanticboy1: Metaphycist
Kontinue nau!
We r waitiin

Re-loading.......85%

.@tsleazy,Jst calld guy n he said Chemistry is totally not a BIG DEAL.
He also said biology is out of it.
In his words "Once d guy has Maths,physics......geography....,notin can go wrong".

@tsleazy,Jst calld guy n he said Chemistry is totally not a BIG DEAL.
He also said biology is out of it.
In his words "Once d guy has Maths,physics......geography....,notin can go wrong".

Riley_Freeman:

okay bro, I hear ya.. But as it seems, the issue of Chemistry is out ..if we should go with what's on Uniben's site.

the question now is..what is going to be the other subject..Since it says 2science subjects?

oga Metaphysical, over to you o...

U guys hv done all d calculations already...n btw I'm a Soc Sci stdnt.
@teasly (oops) I'l call a fwend of mine who ws admitted in2 d departmnt last yr n wen I'm done,I'l giv d report.

Swashi007: Big ups 2 d cabals of dis thread
Riley,Mickey,Suave,Sylva,Adex nd
most ov all metaphyscis nd som oda dudes i cnt remeba
u guys ah doin a gud job...

I greet u too Sir.

oliseh.com:
Gudmorning every1.
Metafizist u r so talented,thanks 4 d story,more GB to ur data

Gudmrning...n tanx 4 d complement angèlita.

oluwaugo: What can i say...speechlez..
Mwnin ladies & guys...
@i_am_winner welcome to the biggest family on nairaland.
@Romantic you hv not answered mi question
@all,i kind of happy and same time not happy cos of d situation on jambsite, plz dont ask me y.
N.B=IF U Skipe EvERY OTHER PAGE TRY NOT TO SKIP page_803 for that amazing metaphyzist writeup on a 2nd thought me go like be ur publisher 4 ur books @metaphyzist
LASTLY N.B-PLS Stop Quotein of LONG POST..PLZ PLZ!.!!!

Oya now.
Publisher........Check

Riley_Freeman:


no be small thing o...brother


n metaphycist o... I don tell Asakel tire, make una team up write novel..e go sell wella

lol..this part really did crack me up

"Sylvalord being a member of d Council of Notables n dizeey,being d Minister of Defence linkin up wit
Kolade...controller of d city's ammunitions "

The above vividly does depicts Kolade..No doubt.

Dunno why, but for some reasons, I saw Maye Okunade (Warlord in Women of Owu)..I also did see Ngeria's own Major. Kaduna Nzeogwu

chai..! metaphycist, you had me laffing this morning jare...Thanks

Lol...Tanx bro...I'l be launching a book wen I'm in 300lvl...not a novel tho.Bt I'm considering writin one....bt it's loading,somwer around
1%
All d same,tanx.

ojingbe: Metaphy.d guy dat plans 2 establish a movement in skul(cant realy rememba d name)and did so.gba 2 u.so hw cn i join dat movement slf.and is odunnu a student in uniben

Tanx bro....
It's EYA
Getin new members wil tak smtim cuz we r workin on smtin huge n keepin low key 4 nw.
Wen all is set,I'l inform u.

Romanticboy1:



I couldn't help bt quote it


*blows nose* i was jas cryin b4 i even read it!
9ce summary

Tanx bro....Order shal be restored

oliseh.com:
Metafizist i sight u o.

I sight u too jare...one love..

Me:Story story,..
*they all reply* Story!!
Me: 0nce upon a tyme
*they all reply* tym tyme.
**dey all gather around me while I sit on "joko" inbetween**
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Once upon a time,there lived a city,not of trade n commerce, ,bt one wer pple 4rm dft backgrounds meet n discuss pressing issues.D city was built by four men,who nw formed wat is refered 2 as " Council of Notables" while Administrativ functions wer carried out by a group of 7 men/women,knwn as " Aristocrats".D city ws as big as d world n as small as a grain of sand.
Technically,d city ws intangible.
These people,tho dey stay far apart,came 2 love eachoda,treated demselves nicely tho dey wer in d same city bt havnt met eachoda.
Their proximity ws unparalled,their sense of humour cannot be bested and their extent of constant communicatn is unprecedented as dey talkd wit eachoda so often dat dey nw hav a mouth watering 800 space comunicatn satellites to their names..
There lived a guy named Dixtrix who was always exiled 4rm d city 4 reasons he cnt fathom.Bt later mutated n came wit d name...Odizeey,an aristocrat.
He was not d first as there wer two mutants in d city.
There also lived a guy....Riley freeman who was earlier knwn as ...Trafford.
On one faithful day,Riley got sick n decided 2 travel out of d city while he recuperates.
Some citizens felt bad bt knew it was necessary n so they bid him Godspeed n let him be.
On d oda hand,there lived a guy knwn as Sylvalord...who hs been in d city since its early days n is one of dos who built it to wat it is today and a gurl knwn as Oliseh,an aristocrat,who is d minister of informatn as she is skilled at givin more MB to pple's data to keep communictn going.
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One day,there was a meeting.As d meetin progressd,Odizeey condemned a particular country,(D Republic of Lautech) 4 their inadequacies. Then Sylvalord tried 2 correct him in a manner less acceptable.
It turned out he was wrong afterall as he was instead corrected time afta time by odas.
Odizeey,nevadless dint take it likely n lashed back at him wit full force,alongside some odas includin a man named Kolade.
Sylvalord also held to his ground.They grappled in deir high and mighty domain until a civil war broke out in d city.Unlik oda civil wars,dis was btwn Sylvalord n Odizeey,in collaboratn wit Kolade.
Sylvalord being a member of d Council of Notables n Odizeey,being d Minister of Defence linkin up wit Kolade...controller of d city's ammunitions,d war cud best be described as a clash of Titans.
Sylvalord,wit d power of d notables,rained down fire n brimestone on d special forces of Odizeey n Kolade.
D war lasted so long dat many citizens fled d city as dey now saw d purpose of d city as beign defeated.
D city ws nw poor,nasty n worthless.It nw lost it's use as it's populatn dwindled 2 a less dan 10 people per kilometre square.
Many called 4 an end 2 d war wit various diplomatic meetings,bt all their efforts met d trash can.
A city wic had reached high level of civilisatn nw reverted back 2 primitivity.
D forces of Sylvalord was defeatd n rather dan beign prosecuted,he went on exile,to d Island of lonliness.
D war had nw rendered d city obselete n many called 4 a revival.
Odizeey,Kolade n many odas dint envisage dis.Dey criticised him greatly 4 leaving.
Meanwhile,Sylvalord ws disturbd emotionally(or i tut he was) as he wondered hw evrytin had changed within d twinkle of an eye.In his loneliness he entered his shell n wondered "wat went wrong" n hw it can all be corrected.
On d oda hand,Mickey7,a Notable,ws nt hapi as their quadrio was down to trio.
Many travelled to Sylvalord's Island 2 try n bring him back as dey felt a reconciliatn btwn d pioneers of d civil war wil bring d city back to normal.
Many tried their best,many including Mickey n Adex,who r Notables askd their colleague 2 cum back.
Michael Sokoto,,Explicit, and even
Odizeey n Kolade,all who r aristocrats asked him 2 cum back.Bt dey got no response 4rm him.
Later on,Riley Freeman,a Notable,returnd afta recuperating n startd active duties in d city.
Sylvalord,meanwhile started buildin up courage 2 return.He wondered hw he,who sancrificed a lot in buildin d city,he who is a Notable could leave d city of his sweat.
And jst lik d prodigal son,he decided 2 go back.
N on Air flight 796,he returned to d city,immediately apologised 2 all dos he offended n ws welcomed back by many to d city...His apologx ws accepted (or at least we tink it was) as he and Odizeey,Kolade n odas reconciled.
Soon evrytin came back to normal n d primitivity sprung back to civilisatn.
All dat was lost in d city durin d war came back.Once again,d light of love,hapiness,unity,laughter n trust reigned.
And they all lived hapily eva afta.
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I rili got som real info, pickin 4rm d way back page 767 wer u guys left me hanging jst as a punishment 4 being busy 4 3 days.
Anyway,it's all good.
B4 I continue my AMAZING EXPERIENCE STORY,I hv jst a little story to tell.

Pheewww! Finally der...

He is now on page 802 as sleep stands on his eyes like Mount Olympus on Kronos' back.(God of War)
Bt he wudnt quit,it's jst a page 2 go.

...*Scrambles 2 page 796 n takes a flight 2 page 790*
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*tinkz aloud*
..."I mst get 2 page 803 b4 I sleep 2nite".....

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