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Education / Re: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Metaphycist(m): 6:54pm On Oct 03, 2013
lorveht: pls guys, uniben dey run pre degree program?
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Education / Re: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Metaphycist(m): 6:51pm On Oct 03, 2013
Scopic01: Urhm..pls does uniben run a pre-degree program..If xo..is it awt n can u pls enlighten me about it asap..thanx in advance.
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Education / Re: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Metaphycist(m): 1:35am On Oct 02, 2013
Tis nt my fault it tuk so long cuz I always hv nwk problem...n its bcuz I stay near d airport n d Govmt ordered dat no Masts be placed in d area 4 d safety of d planes.
I had 2 wait till dis time wen d atmosphere z less congested...cuz dats wen my empty hen nwk turns full...
Btw.....I.D Cards aint as intriguing as BIOMETRICS...U berra watch out.

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Education / Re: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Metaphycist(m): 1:29am On Oct 02, 2013
AMAZING EXPERIENCE
--ID CARDS--
Afta a month takin lectures,I had nw stabilizd in skul,gotten an apartmnt n d skul conciousnes had diluted.
Many tins got me surprised.
1st...how pple cum 4rm left right n centre 2 sell dft tins 4 us (wic wer often nt useful) cuz we wer in 100lvl,dey took advantage of d naivity n anxiety of som 2 market their products.I hardly eva bought anytin,cuz I knew wat ws up.Bt many did n ended up putin dem in d trash can.
2....Hw u'l go 2 skul smtims n no lecturer mite cum 4 a class n den u wish u neva came
3.....How students quarell n play d chicken game durin d 1st few weeks esp wen d class rep is 2 be elected,d problem of payin class dues as well as contribution 4 Public Adress (PA) system.
All dese wer dawnin on me,bt dip down,I knw I had nt finishd evrytin.
Getin d deptmtal ID card ws nt dfcult...I jst went 2 my dpmtal office,wrote my name n matric no...den signd....n ws told 2 cum 4 it d followin week..
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Departmnt Library Id card ws a little dft as my course adviser told me to pay abt 400 in an office,at my dpmt floor.....I did n ws reffered back to him...he took my details n told me wen it's ready,I'l be calld.Bt it tuk anoda 4 months b4 I ws given at d beginin of 2nd smstre.
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I did no faculty I.dcard,as our Faculty Gvt ws banned (lik NL) 4 mor dan 2 yrs, due 2 corruptn,only 2 be reinstatd weeks b4 strike.
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John Harris Library Id card took a lot surprisingly.
Afta muc procastinatn,I decided 2 get it ova with.
I went der wit my skul fees receipt as dey instructd.
While approachin d cirulatn desk,I ws stoppd n searchd...dey saw my phone n askd me 2 go back n drop it...
I dint go wit a bag,jst had 2 drop it smwer in d locker...a place wer d risk of losin it wud be around 90%.
Wen I got 2 d desk,I met a fairly lng queue.afta abt 10mins,it ws my turn n my details wer collectd n I ws askd 2 cum back two days later...I went der n ws askd 2 find my I.D slip wic had my passport 4rm d hundreds of slips der.It startd easily until I had spent 15mins n stil hadn't found mine...I searchd more n more n den....bingo!
I filled it,submitted n ws told 2 com back d followin week.
I did as I ws told...n finally I got d I.d card.....
It ws anoda milestone I had crossed
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Nw I had 3 Id cards...bt all r little compared 2 Skul Id card....Afta sum weeks....it ws announcd dat we hv 2 start registerin 4 skul Id card....
N dis had 2 be done at d Auditorium...oh dang!!! Nt d auditorium....! I tut,as it brings memories of d peak of clearance.....
As it ws announced....100lvl stdents being eva eager,rushed down lik
preys runnin 4rm predators to 2 auditorium 2 get it done....I decidd 2 wait n do mine d followin day 2 evade d crowdiness dat reminds u of ntin else bt a swam of bees.
Wen I went d followin day,I ws told 2 write my details wit a black pen (compulsory) on a white sheet of paper....
N I askd maself....So nw it's black pen,wat next?
I had no black pen,n only a handful of pple der did....as we systematically queued behind dose wit a black pen....
Luckily,I ws able 2 get 1 from a gurl who told me 2 return it immediatly dat she ws abt leavin....I sed....K...
I tuk it,wrote as fast as I culd.....as I ws abt returnin d pen,anoda gurl askd 4 it n I refusd 2 giv ha bcuz d owner ws in a haste 2 get it back...It turnd out dat d gurl whom i dint giv d pen hates me up till 2day bcuz of dat.
Well....Afta writin my details,I stayd in a queue while tryin 2 apologise n explain myself,all 2 no avail.Shortly,it ws my turn n i entered d room,submittd my detail wic ws verified.... Den I left.
We wer told we'l be calld wen d ID Card is ready.A call,we r still yet 2 receive.

Watch out 4 d Final Experience
BIOMETRICS

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Education / Re: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Metaphycist(m): 12:06am On Oct 02, 2013
sylviagoldie: Good evening to every citizen of this land.....

Sir, metaphycist, i didnt ignore u deliberately, no thanx to the "empty hen" ntwk [t'z more like our power supply].... I must confess , u've touched lives, which im one of them, and, im grateful.
Ohkay...I get now,tanx alot.....
Education / Re: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Metaphycist(m): 9:48pm On Oct 01, 2013
Network........
Education / Re: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Metaphycist(m): 9:45pm On Oct 01, 2013
Miscellaneous:

bro, dont get deceived with dose militant and bokoharam talks. It's for a while. . . .b4 it was youth unrestiveness everywhere and now is bokoboys and militants. Its for a while. . . . .do u think government will continue spending billions on them ? ah jst dey laff. . . .. . Edges will be straightened and shirts will be turked!
........Tinkin........
₹₹₹ dis Miscellaneous has d complete package,I'm so loving his posts as our thoughts r nt so far apart₹₹₹
*clicks on....follow this member*
Education / Re: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Metaphycist(m): 9:36pm On Oct 01, 2013
Miscellaneous:

bro, dont get deceived with dose militant and bokoharam talks. It's for a while. . . .b4 it was youth unrestiveness everywhere and now is bokoboys and militants. Its for a while. . . . .do u think government will continue spending billions on them ? ah jst dey laff. . . .. . Edges will be straightened and shirts will be turked!

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Education / Re: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Metaphycist(m): 9:35pm On Oct 01, 2013
Miscellaneous:

bro, dont get deceived with dose militant and bokoharam talks. It's for a while. . . .b4 it was youth unrestiveness everywhere and now is bokoboys and militants. Its for a while. . . . .do u think government will continue spending billions on them ? ah jst dey laff. . . .. . Edges will be straightened and shirts will be turked!
........Tinkin........
₹₹₹ dis Miscellaneous has d complete package,I'm so loving his posts as our thoughts r nt so far apart₹₹₹
*clicks on....follow this member*

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Education / Re: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Metaphycist(m): 7:01pm On Oct 01, 2013
exPLIcit7: while trekking I saw dz p0st by y0u oga metaphycist...I wanna lay m0re 0n it...Honestly there are 4 kinds 0f people...the sanguine,ch0leric,melancholy and phlegmatics...this is the gr0up of temperaments...0r h0w people act and react t0 people that are ar0und them...understanding peoples temperament will g0 a l0ng way 0n h0w y0u relate with them...n0w t0 the first...
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The sanguine is the lively,attractive temperament...this is the kind of people that loves t0 socialise a l0t and als0 l0ves t0 keep friends...The sanguines d0n't plan instead they d0 their things haphazardly and g0 t0 any place lives take them t0...dey hav dis desire 2 b appreciated by 0das...n0 1 enjoy u m0re and 4get u lyk a sanguine d0...dz people d0 wel in sales and oda fields dat can help them ass0ciate with people...dey can b angry but it d0esn't last at all...and dey are em0ti0nal wit high rate 0f f0rgetfulnes..dz people needs self c0ntr0l.
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The ch0leric is d quick,h0t tempered,work oriented temperament...dz people ar highly c0ntrolled by anger...d ch0leric d0n't keep cl0se friends as all deir dealings are t0 themselves...dz people can w0rk...wen they set out 0n a plan they d0n't c d obstacles but instead 0n d g0al,dey don't av time 4 tins they require detail...their em0ti0n is their l0oph0le:insult a ch0leric and they w0n't hesitate t0 lash 0ut 0n y0u...dey d0n't care what y0u tink of them..dey gv and get ulcers 2 people...dey make use of pple and then f0rget them...they need l0ve,j0y and peace t0 enable ass0ciate wit pple very wel...they do wel in p0litics.
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The melanch0lic temperament is d em0ti0nal,fear pr0ne pple...dz pple worry 2 much over little tins...they have dz penchant 4 perfectionism,they ar highly em0ti0nal...they d0 wel in fields lyk music...0r anytin that can calm d em0ti0ns...as wel as fields lyk agriculture,art and medicine...d0se fields that requires details...they d0n't bl0w up 0n pple wen they feel insulted instead they'l l0ok 4 d ryt atm0sphere 2 tel dat pers0n dey were insulted...until then dat feeling wil remain as they wil keep bringing it back...they can harb0ur insult 4 a l0ng tym with0ut d 0da kn0win it yet they'l stil smile with y0u...they have dz ability t0 plan a very l0ng pr0ject and wil b happy if dey succeed and behave m0re lyk sanguines and if they fail...it wil sh0w on deir 0utward appearance...dz pple need faith t0 replace deir feeling 0f fear and depressi0n.
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The temperament of d phlegmatics is n0t that apparent...d people just have dz n0nchalant attitude in them...when a crisis arises...they may just say"dz z seri0us...let s0meb0dy find a s0luti0n t0 dz"...they have dz sl0w,easy g0ing nature yet they are very efficient and make g0od managers at h0me or in the 0ffice...they are intr0verts and alwayz unwilin t0 share their em0ti0ns with 0thers and hate t0 get over inv0lved in anythin..dz people d0n't harb0ur insult..they just let it pas and m0ve 0n wit their live and carrier...they wil never volunteer 4 any tin...but instead they wait patiently until s0me0ne make a mess of dat r0le..
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0ga metaphycist y0ur p0st caught my attenti0n and I love it s0 much...d0n't b angry just say I sh0uld say s0metin t0 dz...
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HAPPY INDEPENDENCE CELEBRATI0N...NIGERIA...53 YEARS 0F INSTABILITY.
O boy...! Nice Summary.....Guess u hv read Tim Lahaye's "Why u act d way u do" 4rm start to finish......
If u cn master dis,u might be needed in Guidiance n Counselling department.....or end up beign a "Peer Mediator" as I hope 2 be....
Once again,nice one...
#team Mediators
Education / Re: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Metaphycist(m): 7:55am On Oct 01, 2013
mickeyIso: Is one allowed to use both waec nd neco results @metaphyphy ,riley etc
Yeah yeah
Education / Re: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Metaphycist(m): 11:47pm On Sep 30, 2013
Uhhhhhhh.,.....ohkay......
Dis makes it a Millenium of posts on NL....
I dedicate it 2 @faith
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Suave,welldone
#team 1000 posts.
Education / Re: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Metaphycist(m): 11:29pm On Sep 30, 2013
Riley_Freeman:

FB boring? Lol..not with the funny memes on my newsfeed everyday.

I suggest you like some meme-oriented pages smiley
Nat really.....I'l try 2...
Education / Re: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Metaphycist(m): 11:10pm On Sep 30, 2013
Faith93: hmmmm....still wondering wat to say to u sef...u knw u indirectly insulted me dat tym sha...aniwai na u Sabi!...g.nyt pals
Dang! If a thousand ppl had told me u'l pick on dat,I wldn't hv believed.
I hate offendin pple (esp ladies)n if I jst did....Sorry sorry o *in Fella's voice*
N since u do 2go...u cn add me @metaphycist...
D last time a gurl talkd 2 me lik dis,we became friends...
A Dè ja vù wudnt be bad.
Education / Re: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Metaphycist(m): 10:58pm On Sep 30, 2013
Ken excel:
u go register ur neighbour own..
llllooolll dis gat me disturbin d night silence
Education / Re: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Metaphycist(m): 10:46pm On Sep 30, 2013
sylviagoldie: Good evening to all patriotic citizen of this land....

Sir metaphycist, Ken, Lady oliseh...,greetingz.


This empty hen netwk self........
Hmm....ws greetin u d oda day,buh it seems u dint c it.....
Anyway,I sight u,n I sight u 4rm a reali gud spot.
Education / Re: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Metaphycist(m): 10:28pm On Sep 30, 2013
Riley_Freeman:

eheeen, oga you don come

how far, you no reply me again ? cry
Oh sowie....dat facebuk sef jst keeps getin borin.......Wud get der soon.
Education / Re: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Metaphycist(m): 9:43pm On Sep 30, 2013
ditrix: ask yursef boss d ans lies within u,
In som cases,it might nt.
Sociologically.....D individual self is formd in 3 steps.
1.....How we tink pple view our actions
2....How pple actually view our actions
3...Our reactions 2 how pple view our actions.
In skul,som pple who dnt knw me personali tink I'm 1 tin or d oda (God knws I'm jst me).I tried 2 dig out why n I got som clues.....So I tried 2 shape my behaviour 2 seem more acceptable 2 d watching eyes.(tho I knw pretty well I cnt please evwi body)
Wen Faith sed smfin unpleasnt,she ws dashed at,n I know she mst hv shaped her behaviour,knwin nt 2 say such in public.
Now comin 2 @Riley....I dnt tink u r arrogant,bt I tink r harder in ur dealings with females dan males n maybe smtimes u overflog som issues.....Bt we r all fallable.
Btw,ur good parts seem 2 swallow any error in u lik Moses' snake,swallowin d snakes of Pharo's magicians.
I plannd 2 write a sentence,n nw it's a novel.....any way,congratulatns Odizeey.....
*looks right,looks left,continues trekin at d centre*

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Education / Re: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Metaphycist(m): 8:46pm On Sep 30, 2013
Riley_Freeman: Hellloo...Metaphycist?
Education / Re: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Metaphycist(m): 8:45pm On Sep 30, 2013
Riley_Freeman: Hellloo...Metaphycist?
.*sees dis post while trekin*
uhhhh.........hi
*continues*
Education / Re: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Metaphycist(m): 7:59pm On Sep 30, 2013
Riley_Freeman:

I think what you mean here is succubus undecided


Bull's eye..........!

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Education / Re: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Metaphycist(m): 10:33pm On Sep 28, 2013
@Goldie,gud pm 2 u too.........
Education / Re: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Metaphycist(m): 10:29pm On Sep 28, 2013
Riley_Freeman:

Lol.. I didn't take it seriously bro.

N if there 's anyone taking this seriously now, that person is you..So Yea yea, your friends 're prolly right wink

but we are cool bro, let it go cool
uh oh....k.c u @fb

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Education / Re: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Metaphycist(m): 8:19pm On Sep 28, 2013
Riley_Freeman:

lol.. I didn't really mean howyoudoin as in how you doing

I was actually..should I say..riling you? Lol..something like that.

you know when I asked Holyrule if there was any vacancy at BDPA, you mocked my question but here he is with a positive answer.

Hence my 'howyoudoin'..as in.. 'what now?' as in 'you mad bro' as in..'how does that make you feel' etc lol.


well, I hope it's stopped raining over there?
I ws nt mockin u jare....d truth is, I ws jst tryin 2 poke u,my fwnds say I tak evrytin too serious............Sadly,my (intended) joke wic I dint even expect u 2 reply ws taken seriously by u........
And yeah,it is stoppd.
Education / Re: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Metaphycist(m): 4:01pm On Sep 28, 2013
mickeyIso: ok...we are all Edos. benin,esan,auchi etc are all in edo state but niger nd akwa ibom are two diffrnt states...
I knw,I'm nt blind 2 dat fact,jst tryin 2 decry d misguided belief many peeps in skul hav dat any1 4rm Edo z a Benin boy....anyway,tanx 4 ur concern.
#Team Edo

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Education / Re: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Metaphycist(m): 1:14pm On Sep 28, 2013
exPLIcit7: I lyk y0u...
Education / Re: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Metaphycist(m): 12:51pm On Sep 28, 2013
exPLIcit7: I lyk y0u...
Me too

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Education / Re: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Metaphycist(m): 11:39am On Sep 28, 2013
mickeyIso: *confused* dts nt a perfect comparison
I neva intended 2 mak it perfect at all....

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Education / Re: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Metaphycist(m): 11:23am On Sep 28, 2013
MrRomantic1:


In benin
its damn heavy esp last nyt nd early hrs of dis mrng
wid thunderous claps
had 2 insert buds 2 ma ears





btw Mrng nd hw r u doin Monsieur?smiley
Education / Re: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Metaphycist(m): 11:12am On Sep 28, 2013
Mickey7: Mexy ooooooooo Metaphyphy do nigerian universities use d same GST books?
No no.
Education / Re: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Metaphycist(m): 11:05am On Sep 28, 2013
Mexyz: Where re u guys running to? Haba, ds thread seems to be d lngest thread in ds section if nt on nairaland as a whole. @Metaphycist, u nt an Edo guy? As in ur state of origin o nt ur tribe. I thought i ve seen where u said u re Esan by tribe.
Edo z a big state divided in2 3 Major Ethnic groups
Edo South....Benin
Edo Central....Esan
Edo North.......Auchi
I'm 4rm Edo Central.
Sayin we r all d same z lik sayin sm1 4rm Niger state n Sm1 4rm Akwa Ibom r d same.
We all hv our differences as well as similiarities.
Well....dat's it.
Education / Re: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Metaphycist(m): 10:52am On Sep 28, 2013
Mickey7: Mexy ooooooooo Metaphyphy do nigerian universities use d same GST books?

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