Doc_Miss: The Admin On that page is Clueless... I think Metaphysicist will be able to give u a more Reasonable answer

It's most likely signed by one's sponsor wic is most often dan not,Parents or Guardian.
U might want 2 leave d clergy out of dis @sigiporte

sigidporte:

okay ma'am...

metaphycist, please where art thee?

Trekin

Riley_Freeman:

let's await Metaphycist, Sir

Bro wat happnd oh...I skipped page 781-793 (n abt 2 skip more)
Pls if u askd me anytin btwn pg 781 and 800 or expectd me 2 see a post n perhaps react to it,pls n pls,write it again,biko....
Ayam tayad of readin oh...My eyes eyaf red yike spongebobe own.

Now in page 780.....O boy...

Romanticboy1: @metaphycist
we r waitin 4 d next episode of ya amazin experience oooo

Bro,on my way jor...stil trekin,now in page 775.Mayb I'l meet up 2mrw,den I'l continue.
Btw,I'v been readin all d intrigues n developments dat took place 2 or 3 days ago.
I mst say,I'm stunned*

Adex097:
Mr KOLA!!! Mr Kola!!! Mr KOLA!!!

You no dey hear word once!!!
....you no know say you can't contest for the post of the SUG president if your GP ain't up to 2nd class upper at least...na olodo won get 2nd class upper ni ?

As a matter of fact,d cutoff G.P 2 contest 4 SUG Presidency is 2.75 out of 5.0.
N dat is 2nd class lower,nt Upper.
Howeva,beign intellectually sound,gives a huge edge.Both in d area of support and administrative competence.

STIL TREKIN 4RM PAGE 767.....Pheewww!

Profemmy001: Good morning every1...Happy New week. Do we have 2 wait till eternity b4 doze pple upload d admission notice in d kofa page. Jesusss

More dan 20 times,fwendz here hv told u 2 calm down.
4 at least d 21st time,I saw...calm down....Anxiety hs neva been d answer.

Monsieursuave: .

Itz nt a problem.
Dae didn't differentiate b/w d sciences.
Dae just wrote 'science' in all science courses. Social science inclusive.
As u said maths n econs.

It cannot be life science, datz way off.
It cannot be physical science, cuz Öѵ econs.
Dat means itz social science. Also cuz Öѵ d econs.

So av no fear!

D department of Mathematics and Economics (Ecomaths) is nt in d faculty of social sciences.
D dpmts in sos sci are...
Political sci
Ecostat
Sociology
Geography and
Social work.
.
Ecomaths has 2 be elsewhere,perhaps Physical science.

Kiluto: no reasonable talk here. Metaphyzist pls continue wit ur xperience

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sigidporte: please is state of origin cert needed and where can one get it?

please i need an ans..

I used my affidavits of LG of Origin n som odas I knw used it too.Bt try get d cert.Only hold d affitz as last resort.
@Kiluto,tanx I'l asnwer d ones I cn.N 4 d novel,u aint far 4rm d truth.
@Oliseh.com...I'l luv 2 c u durin clearance 2 tank specially 4 all d MB u hv added 2 my data.

Kiluto: metaphyzist i hav a qustn 4 u 4rm a frnd dats yet 2 be admitd. U sed sum student ar been fortunate n cleard into nyc course afta de hav been given a low course by jamb hmm?. Ok here is d qustn. Is it dat u ar advicin students 2 do late clearance becos its onli wen de do late clearance dat de wil finout dat sum students cant clear 4 high course becos of deir O'level? I hope u get d qustn dis way.

I'm nt advicing anytin oh....Let d person do d clearance as early as possible....
Changin course z not always one's makin.It's providence dat switches one to a particular course.It cant be calculated

tsleazy: ....wow beautiful peice of writing...

Tanx a lot,I rili appreciate.

Romanticboy1:


R u in benin?
If yes! Is it true dt d list is pasted on d auditorium wall

I stay in dft places, bt I'm in Benin nw,bt vewi far 4rm skul...I'v nt been der since d strike.
.
I dnt knw if dey paste in on d auditorium wall...
Bt I doubt largely cuz I hvnt heard or seen anytin lik dat even in my time.
I stand 2 be corrected.

Romanticboy1: @metaphycist
tnx4 d write up! M jas creatin an imaginary pic of hw it wud b nd of a truth! Its rili ganna b tough



bt anyways





UNIBEN,even dou ppl nickname u as UNISTRESS! U wn't b d 1 2 stress me bt rada d oda way round!




M READY4 you oooo!

Dat's d spirit.

Asakel: Covenant University Bans Female Students
Putting On Jeans, Fixing & Painting Nails september 7, 2013 by vnti
According to the new Student Handbook
(2013-2017 edition) released by the School’s
Management, male and female students are not
allowed to wear jeans, male students can’t wear
any sort of jewelry. Dress Code: The University attaches great importance to modest and decent dressing.
Dress Code for Female Students
1. Earrings and necklaces may be used by female
students, provided they are not the bogus and
dropping types.
2. The wearing of more than one earring in each
ear is strictly prohibited anywhere in the University. 3. Wearing of ankle chains and rings on toes is
prohibited in the University. 4. Also, painting of nails, attaching artificial long
nails are not allowed in and outside the University. 5. The possession and wearing of jeans or any
jeans-like materials of any kind are strictly
prohibited in the University. 6. Female students are expected to wear
corporate shoes to lectures and University assemblies.
7. Piercing of any part of the body, other than the
ear (for earrings), is strictly prohibited. Any
piercing done before admission into the University shall be declared during the first registration in the first year.
8. Tattooing of any part of the body is prohibited.
Any tattoo done before admission into the University shall be declared during the first registration in the first year. Dress Code for Male Students
1. No male student is allowed to wear scarves,
braided hair, earrings and ankle chains in the University. 2. Wearing of long-sleeved shirts, without
buttoning the sleeves is not allowed
3. The practice of pulling down one’s trousers to
the hip line (Sagging) is prohibited.
4. The possession and, or wearing of cordror,
chinos, Jeans or Jeans-like materials of any kind is strictly prohibited in the University environment. 5. Tattooing on any part of the body is
prohibited. Any tattoo done before admission into the University shall be declared during the registration in the first year.
6. Jewelry such as neck chains, hand chains,
bracelets finger and toe rings, ankle chains are
prohibited for male students
7. Students are advised to avoid cutting worldly
hair styles like richo, all back, etc. All male students are also expected to be clean-shaven, as
keeping of beards is prohibited. Source: Covenant University Students’ Handbook.

Hmm,while der is a place 2 click "LIKE" on dis thread,der sud also be a place to click "HATE"
N if der was,I jst clickd it.

kenneyyice: Pls metaphyzist.. Hw do we run d online clearance and is it a must dat one av 2 travel 2 benin 4 d online clearance.

Anywer u c..."online" it means it can be done anywer,even from d most remote areas of Mogadishu.
Pple jst prefare comin 2 skul 2 avoid mistakes cuz it appears der z a positiv rlship btwn distance 4rm skul n makin mistakes.I.e d farther u r away 4rm skul,d higher d probability of makin a mistak in d online clearance.
If u knw u gat evrytin covered,den stay put.

AMAZING EXPERIENCE,SUBSEQUENT WAVES 1
It ws gud news knwin I had done my auditorium,faculty n department clearance, payin 1000 n 2,700 in d latter two respectively..
All 3, I achievd in 6 days,howeva due 2 d major setback I encountered on wednesday of d previous week.
I had already done my GST registratn at d Faculty of Law,opp Faculty of Agric n flanked on d left n right by June 12(a plaza's name) n Sos sci twin Lt respectively wer I paid 6,500.I ws given 5 books instead of 7,dey told me 2 com n collect d oda two d followin week,smtin I will collect only 3 weeks b4 exam.Mine ws gud,som wer only able 2 collect theirs afta exam.
It ws nw week two n I had taken a break on tuesday....it ws nw wednesday mornin n I tuk my 1st tutorial(not lecture proper) @H5.It ws on Gst 112.
By 8am,d class ws done,n course registratn ws on evry1's mind.We had 2 go 2 NAPSS office (Nationl Ass of Pol Sci Studnt) 2 pay our dues wic ws 2,000 n we also submited a photocopy of our eligibility n passport photo b4 we wer given d Course registratn slip wic we tuk 2 our course adviser to sign n den we wer gud 2 go.
Afta dis,I went 4 online registratn n did it.It cost jst 200.Days later,I realisd I had made a mistak as I registered a wrong course.It wsnt rili my fault I'l say,it ws bcuz a particular course wic our departmnt used 2 take ws changed in our time.
I ws nt hapi,I like beign clinical.Btw I had helpd som odas do theirs too,wic implied,they also made d mistake.
Immediately, I informed dem,apologised n told dem wat 2 do.
D followin day,I went 2 CRPU unit,almost all online problems r handled der.
It ws der I met dis very long queue,I cud recognise most of d faces as most of dem cam 4 d same purpose.Den I realised dat abt half of us made d mistake afterall.
Now we stood in these queue for hours as we cudnt dare move or ask questns as some of d workers behaved harshly....der ws no oda explanatn of their behaviours oda dan transfered agression.
I ws finall logged out afta abt 4hrs wait den I left n corrected it.I had nw reached anoda landmark.
Nw d sound of lectures,wer evrywer lik d echoe of one's voice in an empty warehouse.Many wer stil doing clearance,bt I ws takin lectures,along side odas.
I remembr my 1st lecture,it ws POL 111.Most of my classes wer at Basement.Social Sci,Managemnt Sci,Educatn n somtimes Law,Art,Ecomaths etc take lectures 2geda.D chairs dere r nt enuf 4 30% of d students n even d ones available had bedbugs in dem as many complained,som tuk white chairs 4rm churches around b4 evry class.Som wil cum by 7am 4 a 10am class to secure space as a handful sit n majority stand wit heat rising up to unfold all d sweats within.We cud hardly hear wat d lecturer ws sayin,let alone concentrate.Many wer in class bt nt takin lectures,includin me.
Many now asked d questn,is dis d Uniben dey sed ws d best skul in 9ja?
I ws howeva nt surprisd.I saw it as an opportunity 2 create a change in d learnin condition at basement.A change,I stil luk 4ward to create.
.
Wen we hav classes outside basement,we'l match in great numbers lik d Israelites matchin from Egypt towards d venue.
We wer easily recognisd by oda students as 100lvl Learners,nt rili bcuz we lukd young on an average,bt bcuz we alone askd too much questns,we alone matched in such large numbers n most of all,we alone wer so keen 2 attend classes.
.
As days turned in2 weeks,dft developments occured.We wil be told to do dis,dis,dis and dat.Each comin wit their respective brutalities.
.
TO BE CONTINUED.

Hmmn,I'l beat nwk oh.Afta writin a vewi long story,it dint yemme submit.

exPLIcit7: @metaphycists...in ur day1,day2 stuff...I read about auditorium and department clearance...plz help us list d documents needed 4 dz 2 clearance...lemme start 4rm there...And which 1 z physical clearance again.

@chaarly,it started 5th of novemba
.
.
Qst 1...4 auditorium clearance, check my post on pg 667.
.
4 dpmnt,U nid a file(wic'l be given 2 u @ d auditorium,containin a bundle of ur document) and money.
.
Qst 2...Physical clearance can be defined as d process whereby newly admitted students rather than clear online, appear at d auditorium in bodily form 2 carryout clearing activities.

oluwaugo: Mornin 2 u all...@RILeyfreeman get well soon,plz u are needed here o...thanks for all info so far and the 1's on the way
@metaphyzist still waitin 4 day 6 of the story..(in oliseh.com voice more mb to ur data)

I'v done day 6 oooo.....D next z OTHER EVENTS on Season 7 n it's stil loading..........90%

Faith93: Abeg trafford nd odas av u printed ur admission letter if yes...ow much is it nd wat oda requirement do we need b4 the strike is called off?
..tnx!

Go 2 page 667,scroll 4 my post n u'l c d requirments.

sylvalord: Sire metaphycist.. I just checked d date on my birth certificate and its 10-4-1996. but my date of birth is actually 8-4-1996.. My mum said my birth certificate was issued on d 10th dats y it's lyk dat.. Pls do i nid to swear an affidavits? Or are my with d birth certificate.. Tnks

D diference is negligible.Dnt consider it a problem.
Weda u swear affidz or bring ur certificat der z notin 2 wori abt.
Bt I'l suggest u swear affidz.
Dis 1 u guys r declarin ur age here........

Great~Mind:


By implication of the above, ur saying those that cleared a few days b4 exams didn't write a test

*In Jesus' voice* U hv said so

Latnok95: Metaphycist, just few questions.. Abeg answer..
1) Is there special treatment for Special Students during clearance? (I.e Albino, Deformed peeps and LAZY Boys :p )
2) Na Man-O-War dey control d crowd abi Red Cross? *make I start dey look for I.D card for those organisation...*

Der z special treatmnt evrywer,bt 4 d aforementiond reasons.....I doubt.
.
2......It ws man o war n red cross togeda.

drake49: Pls oga metaphycist, can school fees be paid some months after clearance? Pls i nid ansa, and oga metaphycist thanks 4 d info, more groundnut oil to ur elbow(big grin)

Yh,u cn pay months afta,bt u stand d risk of payin a higher amount,d longa u wait.

Nonisco: www.facebook.com/nonso.obinwa.7

Request sent

Monsieursuave: Sum1 raised a valid point.

And he was largely ignored.

Abeg mk una start 2 contribute jor.
Hw we go tk identify ourselves dat day jare!!?

I hv mine,let me wait 4 odas

oliseh.com:
Kudos to Metafizist,more blood to ur subclavan arteries.

subclavan

tinahrex: Metaphycist....u met oda NL hommiez durin d clearance..hw?...iz it dah sumbodi waz shoutin'Nairaland! Nairaland! Nairaland!' in one corner or wah cos me go lyk meet evribody oo

I had d contacts of ova 20 of em,n wen I c one,he/she might lead me to 1 or 2 odas.
N 4 som reasons,som cud tell who I was.

Mickey7: hahaha lol: some
girls wer crying,I cud c som boys cashing in on d
opportunity 2 romance d gurls whose
back they wer standin.
Smh.hmm ....n 4 some,it ended jst few days b4 exam :trafford but seriously y were u in a hurry since d exercise lasted dt long..pls reply

Wen u r 2 write test,u wudnt hv matric numba cuz u hvnt cleard n hence,u dint write any test.
U cnt apply 4 hostel cuz u hvnt cleard.
U cnt pay dews or hv id card cuz u hvnt cleard.
U cnt register ur courses cuz u hvnt cleard
U cnt pay skul fees cuz u hvnt cleard
U r nt considered as a student cuz u hvnt cleard.
While lectures r goin on,u'l be busy battlin clearance n u'l miss important classes cuz u hvnt cleard
U cnt get Matric gown n hence enta d auditorium during matric cuz u hvnt cleared.
Ur mind z nt settled,cuz u hvnt cleared.
U cnt do biometrics,cuz u hvnt cleared.
.
.Those who cleared jst days b4 exam did nt wait until den,it ws a battle right 4rm day 1.Their amazing experience ws a lot more longer dan mine.
.
Now u know....

Nonisco: lolz.they jst proved what detivo actually said.eermm........ma brother in da Lord_-Uncle Metaphycist,#don't mynd the spelling#is dere anyway i could contact u?let's say,through fb?

Yh,drop urs yemme add u.

chaarly: Ummm. . . Metaphysist. . Gudpm.. . Pls i gat c0uple questi0ns 4u. . . U postd sum documents wix we'll nid 4 clearance. . U mentioned affidavits of age declaration, non-membership of secret cult, gud c0nduct n sum othr stuffs. . .bt pls ah wnna ask. . Z there any nid 4 an affidavit for age declarati0n c0z ah gat my state of origin/lga cert n birth cert already. . . And my date of birth tallys wif all my credentials. .
And 2ndly bro. . D affidavit 4 non-member of a secret cult. . . Cnt ah write it my myself and get a barrister to sign it 4me? Coz ah knw one. Am askn dz c0z d distance frm ma house to d federal high c0urt here in abuja is far o. . And d place is alwys filled up. . Pls rply me. . .
Ps. Dis una skul sef. . . Affidavit 4 n0ne membr of secret cult. . . Wey pple go xtil join wen dm entr. . Hehehehehe. . Ah wonder hw michael sokoto wan take swear o. . . (Boko haram c0mmandant) lwkmd! Emm. . . Sowie sir. . D last questi0n. . . Wt of pple dt bel0ng to an open cult lyk michael sokoto (b0ko haram) hw wil dy do na. . . Any nid 4d affidavit?

1.........If u hv birth certificate,der z no nid 4 affidavits of age declaratn.
2.......U cn write it,quit alright,bt u cnt giv it 2 any barrister,nt even a judge cuz stamping affidavits z nt his job.U hv 2 tak it 2 d high court wer som stuffs wil be written on it wit red biro n stamped.
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For d distance n crowdiness of d high court...U. gata be kidding me!
...Yes u r right,dos who submitted still join cult.It doesnt stop anytin,it's submission z jst 2 fulfil all righteousness.