We,the Youths r faced wit serious turbulances,our future,very much unpredictable due 2 d state of our nation.....
Dont tink gainin admission is d end.U r nt d 1st,100th,1millionth or 1 billionth 2 gain admission,neither will u be any of those 2 graduate.
Life is tough n filled wit many turbulances,d ocean of life is neva eva settled.
Wat I'm tryin 2 say,is dat dnt fold ur arms n do ntin bcuz u'v been admitted....Dis is d time 4 u 2 let ur mind work..d time 2 let ideas flow,d time 2 let initiative grow.....
Dnt wait until u graduate so dat u'l start searchin 4 job,many hv graduated 10yrs b4 u n stil hvnt found any.If pple wit jobs giv u deir experience,u'l be amazed.Get busy even while in skul....dis is d time 2 start defining ur path.Wen D Youth Employment Scheme (YES) ws earlier initiatd by d Governor of Edo state.I happnd 2 be in Palm house,n u'l c d amount of Youths lookin 4 jobs,d crowd ws as dense as d sea.All I cud do ws weep,literarilly.
Dat u graduated is nt so dft 4rm finishin sec schl nowadays,it's jst a step in a thousand.Dis is y I smhw pity dos in skul,who focus 100% on their books,tinkin it's d only lifeline 2 success,dey refuse 2 explore oda possibilities....they, most often dan nt wil feel d greater impact of our poor system.
U r nt too young 2 tink far n wide...Michael Dell establishd Dell Corporatns wen he ws jst 19yrs.
Do nt in anyway depend on d innefficient system,rather,let d system depend on u.
4 thos who wnt 2 create a change,u hv 2 act all d more fast n precise.....so dat u wnt be fightin 4 survival wen u r supposd 2 creat dat change.
Even if u graduate,get a job n get paid 50,000 mnthly,is dat d way 2 live life?
I'v neva been a fan of mediocrity,I hate d life of been average...so I ask u,2 model ur life properly,prioritise,focus,plan n execute so dat u'l be at a positn 2 save dos drownin in d gutters, nt d oda way round.
Well,nt evry1 tinks dis way,wic is y som will always be poor,hopeless n depressd.
In my signature,it's there....always plan b4 time,it wasnt raining wen Noah built d ark.

Loveoyanx: Lets Pray.>>LORD!,WE JUST WANNA THANK YOU FOR ALL U'VE DONE,WE RE GREATFUL,THANK U ALSO FOR THE GIFT OFF SLEEPING AND WAKING UP...LORD,MAY TODAY BE BETTER THAN YESTERDAY IJN,MAY OUR HEART DESIRES BE GRANTED,MAY WE NOT ENCOUNTER NEGATIVITY THROUGH OUT TODAY IJN.THANK U LORD FOR ANSWERING OUR PRAYERS.FOR IN JESUS NAME WE PRAY.AMEN!

And her level of spirituality ws further propelld by her admission.

[quote author=Ken excel][/quote] An old pot,havin sat on d fire 4 so long does nt need a Prophet 2 tell wic colour of flame burns d most.
I dnt knw hw else u wnt me 2 tell u dat matric no is nt given on d day of matric.
I'v been der,1st hand,so dnt wori urself.
If anytin dft hapns dis yr,den it means it ws only initiatd dis yr.

Fairfax: hmm.....ws it only Detivo dat ws newly admitted,y is Fairfax nt dere.it seems u dnt want d latest blackbery in town

Well...dat's bcuz he asked....tho I'm nt a real fan of BB...pls bring us d latest....I knw nw dat it'l be in ur control u cn help us event d type dat wil help us read n transfer d knwledge 2 our brains.
We wait patiently.....!

Detivo: hmm d ghost jst wokeup...nite walka...wen u say 3dozen of pasport do u mean it...n can i also get ma affidavit of local govt origin done in dsame high court wit goin 2 d local govt officers...waec result printout wit statement of result?...putme result printout 4rm kofa?...do we nid 2 do fotocopy of al dis or der ar sum we dont nid d fotocopy...is d uniben admisn leta b obtain 4rm kofa...n aceptance leta 4rm jamb rite?......guy pls ansa

Guys please help me...I guess evry1 knws abt dis..... I'm tayad of typin oooh...Pheew...*tinks aloud*
"I'm getting too old 4 dis"
*cracks waist,nose,eyes,wrists,elbows n knees*

AMAZING EXPERIENCE
BIOMETRICS (Final Episode)
Towards d end of d 1st semestr,I had jumpd almost all d hurdles....bt one still stood in my way........."Biometrics".......
I ws getin pissed wit d do dis,do dat syndrom dat had plagued us since we step foot in2 d skul.
Each time I tut of doin it,wen I go der n c d crowd,d way dey r sweatin n ranting,I'ld get discouragd.
D Biometrics registratn 4 Soc sci ws carried out by d staircase of Sos sci Admin buildin,Ecostat's floor(1st floor)
Now I startd noticin dat d number of peeps who had done it ws getin larger.....n if I'm askd if I'v done it,n I said no....D person wil look at me in contemp,as one who is no longer serious.
Afta sm time,I decided to zero in on it.
It ws a thursday,a bright n sunny day,I went 2 my dptmt,collectd d form,paid 500 naira in n office n ws gud 2 go,....I went 2 d place 4 registratn......
Dang! It ws tight,man! It ws filld wit ppl.....I got der abt 2pm....bt it dint get 2 my turn,cuz I ws late.
D followin monday,I ws prepared 2 go early....bt Important classes dint giv me a free tim until 12noon.I rushd der 2 see pple standin on dft queues(abt 7).....Well I stood in one....In front of me wer jst 11stdnts,nw u'l tink it'l be easy,bt u'r wrong as each queue had 2 be attended to 1 afta d oda....So it tuk abt 20mins b4 each person in my queue ws called.
N so I waited n waited n waited n waited....It ws nw abt 3.30pm n dey r 2 close by 4pm.....bt at dis time,der wer only 2 pple in front of me.
It ws a good omen......Bt jst wen I had a reason 2 smile,3 gurls catwalked (or need I say.....duckwalkd)2 wer I ws n told me der wer at my front....
I lookd at dem as tho dey wer coverd in poo n immediately told dem 2 stay at my back if dey wnt 2 do deir biometrics...Bt dey started claimin right dat dey wer on d queue around 12.
How cn u leav by 12 n nw cum minuts b4 4pm 2 tell me u r at my front!? I asked....raisin my voice in anger.
Tho d boy at my front affirmd dat dey wer behind him,I wsnt ready 2 let dem stay in frnt of me,cuz if dey did,it wudnt get 2 my turn,n again d stuff seemd stupid 2 me.....
It ws 1 of dos times I rili got angry in skul....
In d midst of dis.....1 of d officers calld me n told me nt 2 wori,dat she'l register me next.I registerd,n left jst minuts past 4.I had crossd yet anoda milestone.
But did it end der?...NO!
2nd semstr came n we wer told 2 do anoda biometrics as requird by NUC....Dis 1 involvd d whole skul...n dat means more trouble.
It ws 2 hold at Educatn LT,Flankd on d east by Faculty of sos sci......
D populatn der ws great....as many struggld 2 get theirs done....I decided 2 wait a little b4 I start mine....Afta a week or so....many had fought d hurricane n got theirs done,only 4 it 2 be announcd dat it ws canceld,n dat d legitimate one wil commence shortly.
Many wer furious n tensions wer raised.Bt nt me,as I ws hapi cuz I dint even disturb myself.
It remindd me of wat a final yr stdent told me wen I jst startd my clearance......"Dnt rush n do ur tins 2 early,n dnt do it too late"
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Later,we wer told 2 do it at d sport complex.....Students rushd der again in great numbers....d populatn der remains unpresidented.
Due 2 d multitude,skul mgt decided 2 break it down,so dat each faculty wil be given a week 2 get deirs done.,wit d officers working round d clock....Now,der was a deadline......
My faculty ws 2 start on June 17.so it ws abt 20days away.....
Bt shortly,tragedy struck as a student ws shot in d complex.I ws goin home dat day n saw students screamin n running out of d sport complex....Dis led 2 a partial shutdown of d registratn,only 2 be revampd a few days later.
It got 2 Soc sci turn,n dey all startd rushing der,esp.100lvl students....bt I waitd....Smhw,it got 2 d final day,n I had still nt done mine.N dat day coincided wit our faculty electn.Since my support ws highly needed on dat day,I stayd behind 4 d electn as criticisms flew in from evry corner.
It turned out dat all my candidates except one won deir respectiv positns.....
We went 4 an appeal 4 dem 2 grant us a final day 2 do our biometrics,n wer given...so dat day,I went as early as 6.30am 2 d complex.
D density of d crowd ws less bt grew 2 maximum capacity in less dan 2hrs.
We waitd n waitd wit ppl strugglin,shoutin n quarrelin....It ws fun 2 c dat it ws nt only 100lvl students dat wer in it dis time.
It ws nw 11pm,n pple wer moved 4rm one section 2 anoda gradually....at abt 1pm...it got 2 my turn,I ws movd 2 d oda sectn,n in 30mins time,I did my registratn.
It ws one of d coolest ways any1 did theirs as I dint struggle all day n night as som did...
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Evrytin ws virtually ova.....
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All these tins tut me lessons 1 way or d oda....No 1 wrote abt it lik dis 4 me...Bt I'm doin it 4 u so dat u'l hv insight 2 d future......People r waitin 2 judge u n call u names,bt jst maintain ur cool....der is a long road 2 be taken,seas 2 be sailed n mountains 2 be crossd....
All I wish 4 is dat ur own Amazing Experience will be better than mine.
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THE END

@DETIVO,here it is
Wat u need b4 clearance r as follows
Affidavits of non membership of secret cult
Affidavits of local gvt of origin
Affidavits of age declaratn
Affidavits of good conduct
Also needed are
Acceptance letter
Guarantor's letter
Jamb provisional admission letter
Waec/Neco result print out
Original Jamb result
Post ume result print out.
3 dozens of passport.
U cn start doing these ones ASAP.Affidavits r nt as dificult as they may seem,jst go 2 d nearest High court. It costs abt 200-400 4 one depending on ur locatn.
All papers together wit ur....
Clearance slip
Online payment slip
Uniben admission letter
and Owo in pocket wil mak u set 4 d physical clearance.(note dat u'l only get these wen u pay acceptance fee)
It looks confusing becuz it is.Jst focus n ask questns.

Ken excel:
to me i feel its necessary u come..cox dat day i fink its gonna be d day set aside also for collectin our matric no. And also its just u,ur family and frnds dat will be present and nt for d all general student.bt also if u dnt stil feel like celebratin it u can as well collect ur matric no and go back to ur hostel....bt trust me u must celebrate it cox ur rummate will be @ ur neck for ur matric rice

POC
Matric num isnt given dat day....

Doc_Miss: Hi Metaphycist, is it compulsory for every student to attend the matric ?


Thanks

Not at all...
Pple go bcuz it's seen as a once in a life time experience.

lee11: entrepreneurship studies.

Dis yr is d debut of dat course....
It's an honour 2 be in d 1st set.

oluwaugo: smart in all senses #teamABSTANANCE

I like u

Samsantos9:
Call of duty?

No no

*In Illie's voice*
Aha
*In Mickey's voice*
Fermer te quele (oops)
*In Becketh's voice*
More Mb 2 ur data
*In Karen's voice*
Hian
*In Beezally's voice*
Hmmmmmmmn.
*In Odizeey's voice*
I nor fit shout
*In Adex's voice*
Dazall
*In Anatomy's voice*
What do u tink
*In Detivo's voice*
Dnt take this presonali
*In Explicit7's v0ice*
I like this p0st
.
Seems evry1 is gettin a voice,.....Grab ur perculiar voice now!!!

Man 1.......U cn feel d heartbeats in ur ears...
Narrator..........Dispatches from d frontline
Man 2.......All hell broke loose
Narrator..........D fiersest battles,d deepest sorrows
Speech.....A day wic wil live....in inferno....
Narrator..........D greatest conflicts n d biggest blunders.
Man 3.......I was like d target their shooting down
Man 4.......D astonishin tin was,nobody had a masterplan.
Man 5.....I sed dis is goin 2 be d defining moment.......of our lives
Narrator..........Rear footage n eye witness accounts
Man 6.......Wen der is chaos going on all around you,evrytin u'r tut is gone out d window.
Man 7.......I rili tut dat I was dead
Man 8.......It ws just terrible......terrible.
Narrator..........From the men who lived to tell the stories.
Man 9.......Wen u r dat close 2 getting killed,life is really abt......taking d next breath......
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Who knows wat I'm talking abt.........
#team non-novel readers

Holyrule:
well i believe with the money FG has pumped in so far, aside the remaining 92b naira, facilities will be upgraded for better living and learnming for students if not students will be forced to go on their own strike tooo

*In ExPlicit7's v0ice*
I like this p0st.

jazinogold: Asshole...call off the strike and stop hanging my certificate!
Graduation party....loading 23%....
Its going to be waoh! Waoh!! Waoh!!!

Wishin u d best.....n madt fun ahead.

Asakel:
Diz guy has money...
I can smell it 4rm here.

It's nt by like dat oh....serizly.

Riley_Freeman: wow! Metaphil, you are simply awesome.. I like you

Thanks....Likewise....

.

Romanticboy1:


lol!
Dun mind him
he tout me dun knw wat he z capable of!
4 im 2 b dancin unclad wen he knws fairfax wud surely dance wid im!
Is dah nat suspicious??

I bet...

I guess nw,I cn talk abt it.


META-P CLOTHINGS
Pls.....all d guys who love 2 dress good,cute,coperate n flamboyant wit amazing Shirts,pencil Jeans n classic shoes wil finally hv it all at Meta-P Clothings.
Wit special unconventional designs dat 'll mak u lookin smart n clean.
Afordabl prices....n special self sketchd designs.
Opening at BDPA afta d commencement of 1st semestr.
I'm nt only tellin u 2 buy....I wnt u 2 also tell ur fwndz 2 buy their shirts from a firm own by a "family member".
Works r on ground,bt trust me,wen it's opened 4 sales,u'l get 2 knw.....
D scope of dressin is abt changing in Uniben n beyond.....I mean it.

Asakel:
Lol!
Ah pway sey i eye person 4 class o when lecture dey on.
#team-guru's lodge

IPO,u mean...
#team easier said dan done.

Anyway...I gat my eyes on u.......

sylviagoldie: Was thinking t'was gonna be an "all nite" of celebration sha.... Maybe we'll continue tomorrow..

Oga Donvitalis, Sir metaphycist and asakel, i dey hail o..

Where is d CSO nah *calling out*Adeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeexx....... Hmmmm....., hope we are safe sha:|

I hail u too pweety Goldie....
#team Happiest people

Bt now,dey r all jubilating.
Life is interestin,n livin it maks it even more interestin...gud9ite
Gud 9ite...

Kiluto: ......ITS TIME TO DROP MY RESIGNATION LETTER....... Dis family is a place 2 b no mata d ups nd down involv 4rm pple lyk kolade, odizee, micheal sokoto n d rest ov dem. I nva regret viewin a page bt rada try 2 learn 4rm pples mistakes n gud doings lyk dat ov greatmind, riley, asakel, mickey, adex n d rest ov dem. N d most ov it al is dat faith can nva b preachd beta dan faith hersef. Quitin dis thread nt becos i hav lost hop bt becos i can see dat dis thread is nt 4 d yet 2 b admitd bt 4 dose dat ar alreadi admitd. Metaphycist xperience is wat evry aspirant wish 4 him/hersef no mata d stress involv. Uniben wil stop xistin wen pple lyk sylvalord stop deir unendin desire 2 b d best. Can nva stop wishin 2 hav leg lyk benusi. Al dis ar wat dis thread hav, d suspence ov knwin a ladi 2 b a guy lyk olishe.com. D confusion cusd by 1 gal lyk mehlena, karen n d rest. Watchin guys talk lyk ntin matas, d mr personali imsef 'detivo'. Men wit unendin emotions lyk romanticboy. Guys lashin guys wit insult n later ntin counts. Explicit, sir-tunechi ar jst tryin 2 mk al post count. N jazino remind me ov d formal name ov dis thread. Al dis ar wat i hav cum 2 realise in dis thread, N al d lovly unmentiond names. Sori 2 say bt i hav 2 let go lyk odas. N u guys shud try knw each oda durin clearance no mata d hate. Awarded thread ov d year. Uniben admitd student thread.....kiluto aka Depo_kiluto is hereby resignin 4rm Nairaland as a NairaLander wit no jet. God b praisd 4 d few tyms spent here. Out

Som cudnt bear it n had 2 resign

Detivo: pls any bodi got kiluto contact, i nid it....i dont tink i hav a say on dis thread any more....make i stil de wait until d so cald 3rd list cums out....nd 4 u guys dat ask abt my yabatech enrolment, its a no go area, cos i scord 55agg nd mascum cutoff is 65, so am 10mark down. Lyf goes on. I greet al my fair pals....am stil ask of benusi, wer is he. Nyc nite guys

Som wer somwer at d middle...Skeptical abt d possibility

karenkinky:
Dunno for him. I dnt need him for admission. I jst nid him for a reasonable course. Either way. Last year,the second list came out in oct 1st. But I'm still being positive sha

Som had high hopes.....n let tins unfold

Fairfax: u wont understand Faith.u hv no idea wat will happen to me if am nt admitted

4 som,der ws no going back.

Samsantos9:
Hehehe... She's a He oo

OMG...,! He dint knw b4!

Fairfax: tnx a bunch bt ehm......"Asakel's target"?"future buyer of bb company"?hw cum na?-enlighten me

Lol....Well...u'r his e-target (or so I tut)
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Blackberry is plannd 2 be sold 2 a Company in Canada known as "FAIRFAX"
Dat's y wen dey sed smtin abt BB earlier on dis thread,I replied "tanx to Fairfax"
So I guess ur name ws Inspired by dat company or it's sheer coincidence.
Dat's it.

It's so painful dat I missed d initial action....bt I hope It's nt too late to say CONGRATS to u guys who wer jst admitted.
Kiluto (Editor of Amazing Experience)
Karen(Plankton's wife)
Devito(Mr Personali)
Fairfax (Asakel's target n d future buyer of Blackberry Company)
Affrey(d gurl dat follows almost evrybody)
and all odas........
Perhaps in d pitiable condition of our country,we now hav a reason 2 celebrate.
N 4 d 1st time on dis thread...I say....HAPPY INDEPENDENCE(yeah....ur admission made it 2day 4 me)......dis thread dint hv it all witout u guys kippin a smiling face....
I share in ur joy....I love u all.
N I'm damn serious abt dat....

ditrix: D happiness 4 my belle no b hear o. Mk dem hold me o I go run o.
Riley if u c person 4 post office junction dey dance azonto knw say na me

*in eXplicit7's voice*
I like this p0st.
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If anybody see person wit Etigi alongside....dat's .....**.

FilesUpdator:
You have been admitted to study Philosophy.

Serizly...I.m more dan happy 4 dis guy....