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Channels Tv just anounced that the new building of Winners Chapel in Ilorin, Kwara state has been burnt down by unknown persons in the early hour of today. There has been a claim on the land by the muslim association in Ilorin. Who is behind this is still unknown.

Location: Lagos. For lagos residents only.

Are you born again, called into the ministry and have a passion to reach out to the unreached as a local pastor? You must have a pastoral experience in the capacity of a senior/associate pastor. Please send your CV, credentials and ministry pictures to e1717@yahoo.com

omega7ky: According to information I heard that....everybody will be taking for the training!!!1 but after the training if you do not perform up to the expectation...You will be drop...So congratulation to all the peeps that have been shortlisted...one more thing is that Dont present fake certificates.....I tell nah

Do you understand the meaning of the word: everybody? Lagos 2day alone was about 5k....imagine till saturday mad rush. Aah, what facility will b enough for such heads?

sensational: Omo mehn!...dis woman question plenty o:
After i introduced myself, na im she nack me the ff questions
1)Why do you to drive truck with 2:1 your mates are in the office under AC
2)Am sure you saw lots of ppl outside, so what are you expecting
3)I like your shirt and am sure you like it too, hw will you feel wearing this type of shirt in an office because i am sure you will like to wear it again.
4)How many hours do you sleep at night?
5)If you find yoursef feelin sleepy while you are driving a truck what will you do?
6)Do you live in lag, and i said yes. She said am sure you are aware of d way d commercial drivers behaves on d road, if you find yourself holding steerin amomg them, how will you handle it,
7)Do you drink? i said NO, she just smile and asked me to tell her d differences btw stout and lager.she insisted i differentiate them, d woman com smile again.
She asked how much am i expecting from d job, that am i aware of their salary package, i said i am sure they have standard salary scale for everybody, she asked how much, i said i am not sure of the exact amount, she com say "does it mean you didn't do your research abt the company"
Later she asked me if i am offered 15k per month base on my qualification will i take it, i told her i will negotiate and i said am sure standard salary package is above that.she later said what of 30k, i said ....lol


Naso she free me o!

You've bn caught for diferentiating. You dey drink. Lolz.

[quote author=
7)Do you drink? i said NO, she just smile and asked me to tell her d differences btw stout and lager.she insisted i differentiate them, d woman com smile again.![/quote]You kon go differentiate abi? You don laggo....she don catch you, that was why she smiled. You said you do not drink and yet was able to differentiate between two alcoholic drinks...lolz. You are CAUGTH!

Where are the ladies? They didn't apply? What happened to the maxim, ''what a man can do, a woman will do better''?

This man don smoke methyl gas and rat sh.i.t mixture. He should beg for his extreme measures, he might be forgiven. It's getting tough for you like the somalia al shabab...hahahhahahahaha. Judgement day.

Some preach for the right reasons, some others for their stomach. All works will be tested and tried. May we all pass the test. Let every man do what is right in the sight of God. This race is personal. We will be accountable.

bilms: Those Muslims, who kill other people in the name of protesting a blasphemy against our noble prophet (Prophet Mohammed (S.A.W) are indeed worst than those whom they are supposedly protesting about. Those who created the blasphemy films are probably enjoying themselves,while they stupidly kill innocent people in the name of defending the prophet and islam. Even if they were to kill the real actors
being the blasphemy film,it is still sinful and wrong for them to take such action,only Allah is the ultimate judge who would repay the deed of all human. point of note: those who kill other people for what ever reason would face the wrath of the Almighty,for they have taken a life they can not create,this is the message preached by the noble prophet of Allah. I strongly condemn this act of cowardice,stupidity,ignorance and destruction of both life and property. I hereby advice all Muslims to defend Islam with good action,knowledge,teaching and practice of act of righteousness.

Be kind to your neighbors,friends and even your enemies for Allah is powerful enough to through your kindness,turn your assumed enemy to become your friend.

I wish all muslims think like you, this world will be a better & safer place to live in. Bravo.

@timmy and saintracy, this beef should stop.
@timmy, you should apologize for the misleading information. You have not been to Cyprus...cut this cycle of misunderstanding.
Falsehood won't survive the test of time, be truthful. Love you all!

gallivant: Honestly,there are no job oppotunities for foreigners.You are better off in South Africa or theWest.

South too is expensive. West is far cheaper, the north i have no idea. Use the money for airticket to start a business here in Nigeria while going to one of the public university.

Kahwayy: Yeah there are quite a number of Nigerians studying in Kenya especially in Daystar Universities and USIU. Am told the reason why they choose Kenya is because they are denied visas to the UK the States. Dn get me wrong though,our standards of education are prett y good. Infact,we have the best uni education in Eastern and Central africa

Education standard is ok, right! Its just on the high side compared to Nigeria.

Schools are very expensive over there, not enough jobs for even the citizens yet. I saw alot of Nigerian boys that are doing runs, playing football at spare time while trying to cross to a better country, which isnt that easy.

diluminati: Its 6am Was just having the best sleep all week and the most lovely dream until this preacher and his band of misfits come in front of my house with their megaphone shouting and wailing what i dont know. Now i cant sleep and i dont usually wake up this early. Next time i'm gona call my boys to beat them up when they come again to disturb me. Hope J.C nor go vex?

At 6am, you are still sleeping? You indeed need their wake up call. First to God and out of laziness. Peace!

Flowerchild: @Metro10...I applied for that same position,I have been trying to scroll back on previous job posts on this site to see if I can locate that particular advert,but no luck. There may be other Finance related positions,but I am not sure.

This is the post for the job
https://www.nairaland.com/1020210/vacancies-engineering-consulting-firm

Flowerchild: I applied for the finance and accounts position.@Poj I saw the advert on this job site. I believe we will have to download,fill it offline, (on your pc)then print it out,sign off with a pen,scan,attach,write the technical competency stuff and send it back to them.

how many account/finance related positions were advertized? I checked my sent email, it was an Accountant/Financial Controller position i applied for. I couldn't get the advert post again.

toba: hnestly uncle ben acted overzealously. Its a show and not a do or die thing

If i have my way, uncle ben will not be back next edition. He should go for anger/emotional management class or better still be mentored by Mummy J... Period!

Why is Uncle Ben soo bullish and shouty in this edition?

Spatacus
Legend of the seeker
prison break
Game of throne

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Why u kon dey show us bush na? Is that all they have?

This kind bounty hunting na death sentence oh. Even van dam no go gree do tis one o. Sufri sufri b4 bh use person do suya.

O boy, someone don vex....

No Aduro in Cyprus?

@Timmy...Na you be that wey halla me 4 d email?

timmy1999: Way way different..north cyprus is not recognise as a country..its part of cyprus occupied by turkish troop..dey spend turkish money...south cyprus is under EU, and they spend euro...I hope that's clear...am getting ready to apply very soon too

Tnks for the info. Would love to call you for collaboration. Email me your number here: e1717@yahoo.com

Is this by chance different from North Cyprus?

timmy1999: Just invitation letter from a student and letter from d school too.or ,relative or company over there, accomodation letter...and from you you provide ur detail, employment letter,salary slip,bank statement and u pay d application fee..then u r good to go

Got that. I don't know anyone there. I wish i do. Hope a hotel reservation is accepted? I will pay a visit to the embassy before the end f the week. Thanks for the info.

timmy1999: First of all..do you have all the required docs with you before you go..
The visa fee is very very cheap..just #2500.
Cyprus embassy,A.G Leventis, iddo house ,oyingbo, lagos
But u must a very strong backing now..getting cy visiting visa now,not easy as before..

Timmy, thanks for the reply. Thats cheap. Wht r the documents. Travelled before.

My cousin who is an indigene of imo wrote this exam, checked her result but couldnt find her name. Imsu was her 1st choice. Is there a second list or what does dis mean for her?

Pls, i need the embassy address and how much is the visa fee? Thank you.