₦airaland Forum

Wetin u dey do for here na matter. As u talk, maybe u dey enjoy, but what is the proportion of naijans that are doing well compared to those carrying placards, sleeping in pubs and are homeless?

At near busman station yesterday, while buying airtime to call naija, there was by my side, Emeka(not real name) an ibo guy on dreadlook that will be termed madness in naija, was at loggerhead with the southy owner of the shop. After handling the issue, i engaged him in a dialogue...his story remains the same....he was told all manners of lies, jump on de plane and is here roasting...he said he will be going back in december...his mother promised to sens her airticket to return home then...how is he surviving....a southy gal who he has to satify enof is hoursing him...i pity d guy...the gal like am sha...if u c one like that, maybe it will beta. Oh God, come c guys we go do better for alaba, auto part and idumota kon dey hold placard for hair salon for R50 a day. Pls dont come here if u dont have money for mega business. SA is business friendly, but gud business. Hold yah millions come here and enjoy yah life.

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dem won chop ur moni....na so dem dey do. Their house rent is crazy expensive....when they cant pay, they look for jony just come to move in and he will pay. They will chop ur mani finish and pursue wen e don finish. Hustlin naija shouldnt come to southy. Go to usa, europe even south america better. Canada and australia is the best. Ran for yah life.

Ok na, open your ear and hear well well oh....those we wan come south africa. I arrived here recently and my visa is still valid. My return tickect dey kampe!
South Africa is beautiful..walai, chei...we dey sufa for naija. Even Abuja na toy...village compared to south africa. See side walk, them clean....ah, train(Gautrain)...omg....them fine pass national assembly. Everythin here is well planned. I love this country...infact, when i return...i dey do one man riot squad for naija for the wickedness wey our govt dey do us. I am proud that i am african because of south africa.
Now....as fine as this place be, yawa dey gas for our boys yafu yafu. Nigerians are too much here busy doing notin. Joburg na onitsha, pretoria na mushim....kai, u can even tell wen u c a naija here.
Out of shame to return home, our boys are roasting here. Housa na gold, people slip on d street. A guy from cement, lagos in here was telling me he is going back. One said he slips in a toilet. Oh boy, i dey cry for naija here, walai. Yesterday thurday na naija asylum...c people and rejection.
SA is not for huslers. Even if you have $1000 bta, no come. U got exhaust am and u go roast like fire. Pls stay back home, hustle...e beta pass this one...my money don dey finist wit beggin from our guys. If u just come, ran from the existing one, but still u go nid them....because wen u don broke, una go still dey parol.
This na part one. Part two is coming as i c am. This is radio SA 101

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Thanks for the explicit info. God bless you.

@henrychubayo
Thanks for the reply. I applied for a visit visa myself at the abuja embassy. I am actually having some events in SA, will be in coming weeks, its a three month multpiple, but have just one month left...hadn't used it yet. I might stay for masters program and work with my inviting organization for a while. What are my chances of getting a work permit and a master' in accounting( or SA' accounting chattered status). Thanks.

If i am applying for a work permit without a repatration reciept. What if i wasnt asked to pay repartration fee at the embassy? I was issued a visa without repatration fee.

Its not just the US, it is fast becoming a global phenomenum. In Nigeria, its the norm.
Materialism and greed remains the yardstick for such practice. A lot of Aarons & joshuas after labouring for the growth of the ministry are relegated to the background to make way for the bishop/g.o/senior pastor' son or .....
Help us Lord! Restore your Church!

Abeg, fly ooh. I went tru last month. Left 6am got to abuja 8am. All my joints were paining me. I wont drive that road again. The worst was my coming back, the ibadan traffic was hell, oh my God. The story of that road is scary. Pls, don't travel it at night. You may never survive. My last night experience was horible, i spent the whole nite in the bush from armed robbers. We all ran into the bush, eeh, i finish prayer that night.
I will fly next time.

I heard it on the news some days ago here in Kenya that they will be using the vaccine nationwide soon. It's well accepted here in kenya. I suggest NAFDAC should quickly do their investigation and if its worth it, launch it nationwide and free as in kenya.

he is not free. that is how his disciples goes around lagos with his face on handbills and posters all around lagos, he is still in prison. may God help me and give him the humilithy of heart to embrace God.

I haven't seen any basis in these so called prophetic declaration as reasons for comparism. The fact that T.B.Joshua' prediction came to pass doesnt authenticate he is more of God than Enoch Adeboye. Let's not get into a divide on heroism and personality worship. When we get to heaven, it won't be about you and t.b.j or adeboye, but how you lived your life here on earth in allignment with divine interest.

@ Pendo, Yeah, i have been treated well in Kenya. I am here on business. I will be leaving on the 7th of November, so i hope to see you at the airport, let me have your cell phone number and we can talk.

Kenyans are truelly hospitable. I have lived in naija and i know the difference, is it on the streets of nairobi, nakuru, mombasa, voi or kakamega, name it, the people are less hostile compared to my naijan folks, ehhhhhhhh, i remember oshodi, lagos island abi na mushin, God help us.
Kenya police dont stop buses(matatu) for tips(egunje).

Oh, i will miss the fruit juice, eh, passion juice and the avoccado juice that are available on the streets here. I wish i can get to the Rift valley before i leave. My schedule is just tight. God help me, Kenyans, i salute yeah.

But naija is always naija, the first and the best, peace and love , to all my egbon and oshareeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees in naija, i miss home die. ehhhhhhhhhhhhhh. I miss banga soup.[/size][b][color=#770077][/color][/b]

@HISchild, tnx for the reply. Concise and scriptural.
@posta, are u looking for an excuse to commit adultery?
@all, marriage is more physical than spiritual. It deals with the body. It does mean till we are physically dead, we are in. Stay married and sin not. It's not easy though, but grace is available for purity.

I am currently in Kenya and while driving around the city of Nairobi, i noticed almost 70% of their cars are white unlike Nigeria. Upon asking why, i was told its cheaper an easy to wash from dust(i didnt see the rational for this).

Are you creative and versed in contemporary magazine graphic designs. Good use of Coreldraw, photoshop and other current softwares.
Please send your cv and samples of your works to e1717@yahoo.com
Full time job in a publishing firm. Don't send someone else' designs.

Are you a creative writer and reporter and want to build a profile in the journalism proffession?
You must be a graduate of Journalism/Mass Communication with an HND/BSc and two years
experience in a magazine/newsprint publication firm. Send your cv to e1717@yahoo.com. You
must live in Lagos and more favourably festac area.

Are you creative and versed in contemporary magazine graphic designs. Good use of Coreldraw and other current softwares.
Please send your cv and samples of your works to e1717@yahoo.com
Full time job in a publishing firm.

Festac

Are you creative and versed in contemporary magazine graphic designs. Good use of Coreldraw and other current softwares.
Please send your cv and samples of your works to e1717@yahoo.com
Full time job in a publishing firm.

Are you creative and versed in contemporary magazine graphic designs. Good use of Coreldraw and other current softwares.
Please send your cv and samples of your works to e1717@yahoo.com

A gud magazine graphic designer is needed in lasu environ 4 a new magazine publishing firm. Must be a xtian and send samples & cv to e1717@yahoo.com

Why should they flash u, can u just apply like evry 1 else?

Tix madnes has gone 2 far for comfort. What r d christians doing? The late Idahosa once said during incidence like tix, that " it is better to give than to recieve". The northern xtian should b prepared to give them(whoeva) bullets, matchets or acid. There wil b peace. What is d govt, security agencies doing abt dix. I have lost my confidence in dis failed state we hypocritically call nigeria. I want a nation i wil be proud to call mine, wr my kids can walk d strits freely nd would speak b truth nd not b scared. God save us all.

We should break. It has bn my ascertion. The north are bent on making nigeria a living hell 4 evryone. Adamu Ciroma, Atiku & IBB should let us rest 4 God sake. What do they have in common. They all promised hell would break lose. Let d north nd south divide, in Jesus name.

Its a great loss to naija. D govt should be blame partly 4 tix mayhem. In d usa nd developd states, young men are trained and employed to protect their citizens. Watch natgeo tv nd c what they do. Our govt wont, young men/women r jobless, they sit in abuja nd take cuts dat r higher than obama' salary. Nigeria is a sham, only 4 d grace of God. Hw many naijan abroad would want to come home to tix.

I did mind in 2005. Practical courses, life changing exposition. I recommend dla to all entreprenuers, staffs nd all who want to pursue a destiny.

@jontoyin He is married nd yet u r still tellin him hw u fil, so he wil abandon his wife 4 u abi? Pls liv married men alone. Get ur own.

Have alway noticed posters of real life questns neva end up happy on dis forumn. Pls lets b civil nd do witout d bikerins. We r dealin wit tough issues here. Ur reply myt end a life or birth 1.

Na tix Uba one female preacher dey posses and born 4 in abuja?

Are the MODs/Seun not saying anything?