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PoliticsRe: Tinubu Renames Airports After Buhari, Usman Dan Fodio, Awolowo, Others by MetroLane: 2:01pm On Jun 26, 2023
I will continue from where Buhari stopped
.....


Na the footstep be dis.........


I trust the agbado people to come out en masse and hail him as if renaming airport will add value to human lives.
TV/MoviesRe: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by MetroLane: 9:12am On Jun 26, 2023
Good Good Good....

The comrades have graduated from insulting themselves to insulting their parents.

I will also be here when they graduate to insulting their grandparents.
TV/MoviesRe: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by MetroLane: 2:35pm On Jun 25, 2023
Baddestguyp grin You get Grace of vawulence.. ....
Once one person attack you, the vawulence dey always spread.
Then stray bullet go just dey fly Up and Down.
TV/MoviesRe: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by MetroLane: 10:33am On Jun 25, 2023
Thank God say I no go church today grin


Wherever two or three comrades are gathered, Vawulence will surely be in their midst.
TV/MoviesRe: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by MetroLane: 10:29am On Jun 25, 2023
You guys lead us where we are today, your generation, with your nonsensical handlings of situations due to profound dumbnes.s when things were better and lack of planning for the future.

Congratulations on being an “adult".

TV/MoviesRe: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by MetroLane: 12:44am On Jun 25, 2023
jorgesmith5:
I am currently watching Star Wars: The Force awakens. I am a great fan of star wars series. In fact, it is one of the greatest sci fi. series ever produced with great storyline and commendable cast. I recently bought a RGB lightsaber used by Darth Vader in this movie. I have collected many lightsabers of different characters. I would definitely recommend this movie to you all.
I have the sword of Truth used by the seeker.

Incase you want to buy grin I have the original one.
Foreign AffairsRe: Criminal charges against Wagner Force dropped, leader heads to Belarus - Kremlin by MetroLane: 9:21pm On Jun 24, 2023
God1000:
Putin has been finally humbled and humiliated, this will go down in history
You always drop logic and type with emotion.


How was he humbled?
RomanceRe: What Did You Study But What Are You Doing Now? by MetroLane:
I Studied How To Do My Best.


And Now


I Am Doing My Best.
TV/MoviesRe: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by MetroLane: 9:41pm On Jun 22, 2023
abduleez1:
Bro watched it for the Realism... 😂😂
Reviews like this on JW4 will make you wonder if the person did not watch JW 1 to 3.
TV/MoviesRe: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by MetroLane: 5:37pm On Jun 22, 2023
abduleez1:
Lol... Thanks man.
Happy Birthday Big Man.
Bigger you I pray for.
PoliticsRe: What I Meant When I Said, “I have a Tiger, Lion In Me” - IGP Egbetokun (Video) by MetroLane: 10:11am On Jun 22, 2023
Everything comes to light with time.

So with time we'll know what you truly meant.

I want to believe you, but then again you're a Nigerian in power, whatever that means.

Fingers crossed.
TV/MoviesRe: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by MetroLane: 1:39pm On Jun 20, 2023
Baddestguyp:
He wants to flex his muscle here because of one local broomstick he's carrying as gf
Ahn ahn.... see as you dey cook person babe, after you go say you no get enemies.

grin

TV/MoviesRe: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by MetroLane: 11:19am On Jun 20, 2023
Kevineleven:
You influenced the influencer, oga go and sit down you are learner.
As I come influence the person that influenced the person that influenced the person who influenced the influencer nko?
ahn ahn, even you toogrin

You wey dey get sleepless nights because your babe deleted the " I love you " text she sent to you grin
TV/MoviesRe: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by MetroLane: 11:15am On Jun 20, 2023
Arizoner:
can we honorably say people who copy and paste are bereft of ideas?
So you sef dey talk?

You wey dey go from thread to thread, dey ask your fellow men the size of their Preek huh
TV/MoviesRe: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by MetroLane: 11:07am On Jun 20, 2023
NaijaMemes:
But it is true now. Egbon Taiwo can confirm this. I actually convinced people to watch movies in cinema.

I don't know why this fact dey pain una.

TV/MoviesRe: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by MetroLane: 9:42am On Jun 20, 2023
abduleez1:
Man has one deluded sense of self importance. 😂

Comparing him to Swamp Thing would be dishonouring the venerable Protector of The Green.
He's most akin to The Rot. 😏
As far as he's concerned, his opinion is the be all and the end all.

Man even said he influenced some peeps here to start going to the cinema to see movies, like wtf.

After you influence me finish shey na you go pay for movie ticket or na my money I go still use, abi you dey whine me ni grin
TV/MoviesRe: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by MetroLane: 9:20am On Jun 20, 2023
abduleez1:
You need to go out and touch grass sometimes. Maybe the shite you see might be specks from your @ss. 🙄🤔
This one wey everybody dey tell am to touch grass grin

Is he SwampThing?
RomanceRe: Nigerian Accent Is The Sexiest In The World - Foreign Lady (pix/video) by MetroLane: 8:29am On Jun 20, 2023
Zonefree:
Na only girls outside this shore dey appreciate everything about Nigeria and Nigerians.

I once approached one disjointed godforsaken Nigerian girl with my thick owerri dialect and she said I'm too local .
But why grin

And she's International abi grin

Zonefree:
Which international huh

Girl wey her papa dey follow us drag mouse for bet shop
This kind girl, if she dey with her friends, she go deny her papa.
RomanceRe: She Sent To Me "Love You" Then She Deleted by MetroLane: 8:26am On Jun 20, 2023
It's like this is the first time someone is telling you "I Love You"

Too bad the message didn't last before she deleted it.

I know say e dey pain you say Dem delete your first "I Love You"
TV/MoviesRe: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by MetroLane: 9:29pm On Jun 19, 2023
Nazgul:
This is where I'll say I'm lost and don't understand where you're coming from. 🙄
There's a series thread, your post should've gone there.
TV/MoviesRe: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by MetroLane: 8:28pm On Jun 19, 2023
Baddestguyp:
I don't pick targets...
There is no hate or attack in that post ...

There is no insult too



I have no enemies
There is attack ohhh.... Do you know that it's only a fool that says meaningless words.

I'm not saying you called him a fool.... But but but grin
TV/MoviesRe: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by MetroLane:
grin
TV/MoviesRe: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by MetroLane: 6:52pm On Jun 19, 2023
Calibrator:
Are you sure you are not missing any more names on the list..... Can always go back to modify the comment you know........ Just saying.
Chef, this food you're cooking, even Hilda no fit cook am.
TV/MoviesRe: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by MetroLane: 10:01pm On Jun 16, 2023
NaijaMemes:
huh

Please, write proper English. I am not fluent in Agbero.


Mc Shalaye
Because I say make you no explain for me, na wetin dey pepper you for body grin

Oya No vex.... Infact come and explain to Daddy, I'm ready to listen....
TV/MoviesRe: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by MetroLane: 9:43pm On Jun 16, 2023
NaijaMemes:
Yet another clout chaser.


The point wasn't that we gave the same grade. I.e b minus is equal to 80-82%.


The point is that it is a weird way of rating movies. Most people or institutions use fractions (over 10 or over 5) or a percentage.

Imdb and rotten tomatoes do not use the alphabet grading system.


The average poster on this thread is actually ignorant.
Who ask you for all these explanation? grin

You dey explain give me, I send you message?

Abeg try dey do the one wey dem send you.

Next time if I need your explanation I'll let you know.
TV/MoviesRe: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by MetroLane: 7:45pm On Jun 16, 2023
Calibrator:
Don't disappoint us.


Someone dropped a bomb and you are shining teeth.
grin

oyaskii:
Lastly.... It's important you always think before you rant, and never let your unpolished tendencies cloud your already warped judgement because B- is basically 80-82% which is around 8/10 your dumb ass rated the movie.
At this point I knew it was over..... There's no coming back.
TV/MoviesRe: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by MetroLane: 12:03pm On Jun 15, 2023
Anny69:
Tell that to the fems in your family. Akindanidani omo.
Holy Ghost Fire grin
TV/MoviesRe: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by MetroLane: 11:55am On Jun 15, 2023
Anny69:
undecided Mind your business.
Sorry o Mrs Business.

Number wey we dey pick for ground, e reach your turn, you begin dey speak English....

Shiloh na November sha
TV/MoviesRe: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by MetroLane: 11:24am On Jun 15, 2023
Anny69:
I'm sorry, I can't share my contact with you.
grin
PoliticsRe: Suspended EFCC Chairman, Bawa honours DSS invitation by MetroLane:
TV/MoviesRe: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by MetroLane: 8:26pm On Jun 13, 2023
Baddestguyp:
2031 ke?
Wtf is this release date? grin
Date booked to watch the premiere sha
The pirates will see it in 2032 😩
RomanceRe: Ladies Have You Ever Dated "Mr Return All The Things I Bought For You"? by MetroLane: 3:07pm On Jun 12, 2023
Guy : Return all the things I bought for you.


Girl : Return all the fvck wey you don fvck me


Guy : abeg shey I fit fvck one more time.


Girl : Yes, but I no go return any property give you.



Na like dis their relationship dey always be

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