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Sports › Re: Meet The Medical Professionals In Nigeria's National Sports Teams by MetroLane: 3:12pm On Aug 10, 2023

Dem go play finish, una no go gree pay Dem.

Awon Oloriburuku Federations.

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Sports › Re: Thibaut Courtois To Miss 2023/2024 Season Due To 'serious' Injury In Training by MetroLane: 3:09pm On Aug 10, 2023*

Quick Recovery To Him.

TV/Movies › Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by MetroLane: 3:03pm On Aug 10, 2023

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TV/Movies › Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by MetroLane: 9:51am On Aug 10, 2023

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Politics › Re: Tinubu, What About The Refineries? by MetroLane: 8:18am On Aug 10, 2023

Which Refinery grin

Tinubu used the promise of Refinery as campaign promise for his first term.

Since we have agbado supporters with corn brains, he will still use that same Refinery as campaign promise for second term to get the votes he can, while making plans to steal the remaining votes.

Anybody that's expecting a refinery should send a DM, I have one that I want to sell.

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Phones › Re: Elon Musk’s X Fined $350,000 By US Government Over Trump’s Twitter Account by MetroLane: 10:14pm On Aug 09, 2023

Just watch.....

Some people will come and Advise Elon Musk on how to run Twitter.

Some will call him a foolish billionaire grin

Dem wey be wise billionaires, no shishi is attached to their names.

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TV/Movies › Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by MetroLane: 9:47pm On Aug 09, 2023

Kai, people dull for this life.

If you're Yoruba, your name should be Dull-apo or Dull-awole

Imagine person that's claiming knowledgeable doesn't even know how much a movie needs to make to break even, talk less of making profit.

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TV/Movies › Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by MetroLane: 8:04pm On Aug 09, 2023

abduleez1:
One CLOWN 🤡 here will come and tell us how WB paid $250mn for marketing and Oraimo got $1mn share to promote it in Nigeria.

Cos his brain can't process things logically.
Him for talk say WB pay Canadian President too na. $50mn to get the women out in numbers. 😂😂

Why you dey do your mentor like dis na grin

I no like am oooo.

It's like you don't want him to take you under his wings again

Food › Re: Checkout This Whisky That Costs ₦13M (Pics, Video) by MetroLane: 2:47pm On Aug 09, 2023

If I drink this one....

Abeg how much my urine go cost. huh

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Sports › Re: Liz Cambage Denies Calling D'tigress Monkeys - Nigerian Players Reacts by MetroLane: 2:02pm On Aug 09, 2023

Even Nigerians that have Carried tribalism on their head like dandruff will come out and talk bad about this lady.

She might not be a good person, whether or not she called them monkey, she has her karma to deal with.

But Nigerians that hate themselves so much will suddenly become United in other feast on her matter, then when the issue dies down, they return to hating themselves and using tribal slurs.

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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: No Connection, No FG Job by MetroLane: 9:56am On Aug 09, 2023

Crime › Re: Fisayo Soyombo Exposes Baby Factory In The South-East, 'Buys' Baby For ₦2M by MetroLane: 9:29am On Aug 09, 2023*

Hausa will give birth like rat, turning children to almajiri.

Igbo will sell Children.

Yoruba will offer the children Skullership.

One Nigeria, United in Crime.

P.S See as all these tribal bigots dey mention me grin

Please I'm not interested in joining your Tribalism WhatsApp group, I'm on my way to work, where you should be if only you had one.

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Agriculture › Re: FG Announced Plans To Reach Over 60,000 Farmers With Highly Subsidized Input by MetroLane: 7:58am On Aug 09, 2023

You haven't solved the problem of Bandits attacking farmers, you want to do this.

Placing the cart before the horse.

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Politics › Re: PDP Constitutes Media/Publicity Committee For Bayelsa, Imo And Kogi Eelctions by MetroLane: 7:50am On Aug 09, 2023

helinues:
Pdp can have Bayelsa state

Imo and Kogi is unlikely. The two states have confirmed street rugged politicians, Bello and Uzodinma

Which of these two entered the seat through the people's vote?

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TV/Movies › Re: Josh 2 Funny Appears On America's Got Talent 3 Times by MetroLane: 7:47am On Aug 09, 2023*

I love his persistence.

I wish I can be as persistent as this, but honestly sometimes, man dey quick tire.

Good luck to him 👍

Even though he couldn't win the judges, he ended up winning the crowd in the end, and they were vibing and dancing while he was rapping rubbish grin

I think he went there not necessarily to win, but for more exposure, I mean check his YouTube videos, some has more views than some AGT videos. In the end I think the got he exposure he was looking for.

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Celebrities › Re: Olakunle Churchill And Rosy Meurer's Marriage Crashes - Gistlover by MetroLane: 10:13pm On Aug 07, 2023*

Semi Big Boy grin

If this is true, the couple should be ready for premium online dragging.

Rosy sef no try at all, she tried to privatise a public husband.

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TV/Movies › Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by MetroLane: 4:57pm On Aug 07, 2023

Spider-Man Across The Spider Verse Now Available on the High Seas.
Sailors, you know what to do.

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Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs England: FIFA Women's World Cup 2023. (2 - 4)pens On 7th August 2023 by MetroLane: 11:25am On Aug 07, 2023

Yoruba Vs Igbo

Let the Tribalism begin

Today is really a good day to be neutral and watch the tribal bigots spill the contents of their heart.

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TV/Movies › Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by MetroLane: 12:10pm On Aug 06, 2023

abduleez1:
Really?? I actually thought she doesn't do steamy scenes. What's the sauce pls?? For research purposes.

Deuces 2016

Travel › Re: Kindly Share Your Late Night Driving Experience Here by MetroLane: 1:05pm On Aug 04, 2023

TV/Movies › Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by MetroLane: 10:19am On Jul 31, 2023

Gmajor:
Na signboard the lady for the far right carry for head?

Chief why? grin

TV/Movies › Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by MetroLane: 11:38am On Jul 30, 2023

Deuces 2016

6/10

Had some plotholes, but I guess I just like the movie, so the plot holes didn't stop me from enjoying it.

TV/Movies › Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by MetroLane: 6:54pm On Jul 29, 2023

ErenXSatoru:
By the matrix ba😂😂 I don't support homosexuals bro but you can't be homophobic by birth na😂 if you were born in an environment where homosexuality wasn't a bad thing you won't be homophobic

What's the probability of him being born if one of the parents had been an homosexual.

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TV/Movies › Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by MetroLane: 4:57pm On Jul 29, 2023

As Pu7pl3 did Troy Rewatch, I decided to do Gladiator rewatch.

9/10......

Might probably do another rewatch before the year runs out.

The Theme Song "Perfecto"

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Car Talk › Re: 8 Parts Potholes Can Damage In A Car by MetroLane: 4:38pm On Jul 28, 2023*

Sports › Re: Oshoala Says Her Dad's Not Happy With Her Celebration. by MetroLane: 2:59pm On Jul 28, 2023*

We are happy with your choice of celebration.

We are only disappointed in what we saw during the celebration.

If it was bigger, the celebration would've been better.

But it's all good though.... Nothing Spoil.

Ibrahimmufutau:
man! ur rotten hearted fellow is that what u suppose said to your fellow compatriot that made Nigerians pride all over the world. Although, not many like her choice of celebration being a lady but mistaken had been done. Rember the golden words of late president Kennedy of united States of America: ask not what your country can do for u but what u can do for ur country.

People dey this world sha, na because of Small bobbi you write all these grammar.

You even included President Kennedy sef grin

I didn't abuse Oshoala, I'm only saying she should leave this kind of celebration to people that have bigger Dano Milk Container.

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Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs Australia : FIFA Women World Cup (3 - 2) On 27th July 2023 by MetroLane: 1:25pm On Jul 27, 2023

TV/Movies › Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by MetroLane: 4:59pm On Jul 23, 2023*

IngeniousLeez:
Liiiikkkkee!!!

he's been saying this shït for some time now and I always took it funny when he says that crap but now it's pitiful to think the dude actually believed I really wanted to see him.

It's a full blown comedy.

It's no longer funny, it's now getting pitiful.

From my understanding, prior to when you made that post, he had been so hørny for attention, that the post is still giving him ørgasm three years later.

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TV/Movies › Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by MetroLane: 12:08pm On Jul 23, 2023

Born2Freak:
Wait, are you forgetting your hypocrisy?

How is it your business if someone wants to meet his idol or not?

You wake up one morning to judge drama online- drama that is none of your concern.

Kai. You can see why I have stopped posting movie reviews. I can't be wasting good post on clowns.

So many clowns.

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TV/Movies › Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by MetroLane: 11:50am On Jul 23, 2023

IngeniousLeez:
Lmao, is this the begging to meet you??
You can't even smell the sarcasm with my trademark laughing emoji.

This guy is a stupid CLOWN. 😂😂😂

Remind me to never take you seriously again. So that's me being a fanboy. Your megalomania is really unique.

May God not allow me to dig up a 2020 post in other to prove my relevance in 2023 grin

People like him can just wake up one morning and say to himself "I love myself so much, let me lick my armpit and see what I taste like".

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Politics › Re: Subsidy: ‘Endure, Tinubu Repositioning The Country’ – Keyamo Tells Nigerians by MetroLane: 9:11pm On Jul 22, 2023*

A kingmaker is not fit to be a king. What am I even saying, for bulaba to force Buhari on Nigerians, that shows he is also a bad kingmaker.

I know say garri dey affect eye, na why I dey drink am so that I no go fit see shege.

The more garri I drink, the less shege I see.

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TV/Movies › Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by MetroLane: 1:58pm On Jul 22, 2023

Baddestguyp:
you still pretended to be someone else...
Even yabbed your other account...

And na me chop accusations as a result

@ Metrolane @ PurpLChi
when am I getting the apology

Make it as passionate as the accusations you levelled against me

It was fun while it lasted, I wish he didn't come online now, I for troll you till night grin

Oya no vex my boss 🙏

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