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Baddestguyp:No wahala sha, but you sef reason am Eren Satoru created new account, immediately his favorite nairalander became baddestguyp that has Eren Jp alternate account. Don't tell me you're not his favorite ![]() I agree say no be you, but I no wan see you quote yourself with that moniker again I dey warn you gently ![]() |
Baddestguyp:My Broda you dey lie No be the same post I check ![]() Show me where he said he has seen Oppenheimer. If both of you haven't seen the movie, you know what that means ![]() It's okay to deny this moniker. Some fathers have a prodigal child that if given the opportunity they'll deny the child. In your case na Prodigal Moniker you get, it's understandable. |
PurpLChi:Just watch he'll abandon the moniker now ![]() |
Baddestguyp:1.What are the chances of Eren jp and Eren Satoru monikers belonging to different people? And both monikers found their way to the same thread ![]() 2. His post contradicts yours So?Shebi one egbon used his alternate female moniker to woo himself |
PurpLChi:On his Behalf.
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I'm not a Parent yet, but I can remember one crazy act I did one Night. During the 2go era, my dad seized my phone one night, And I wanted to chat that night, so at night I decided to sneak into their room to collect my phone and return it when I was done. Immediately I entered the room, everywhere was Dark, little did I know my dad was sleeping on the bed, while my mum was laying down on the floor, as I was tiptoeing, I stepped on my mum's head, immediately she screamed, in my mind, I was like my own don finish today, how will I explain what I was doing in their room by 11pm. Immediately I started shouting thief thief thief ![]() Dad woke up and asked where, I told him I saw someone flying the fence through my room window, after they checked and didn't see anyone, they asked me to go to my room and sleep. I told them I'm scared that I can't sleep in my room alone ...I slept in their room that day.The next day my siblings were asking why I slept in my parent's room, I told them it's because I'm the owner of the house, I can sleep anywhere I like. |
Illusioneffect:You're not alone. According to TMZ ⬇️⬇️⬇️
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Baddestguyp:Especially some of their costumes, Superman's costume is the one I hated most, I see no reason why he was wearing his G-string on top of his leggings. I'm glad it has been changed now. The superhero names sef na problem sometimes, there's one that's called Arm-Fall-off-Boy.. Whenever I hear Aquaman, I always think of Akwa Ibom. |
Born2Freak:And so it begins ![]() |
Born2Freak:So I'm safe to assume you watched a purer version of The Guardians of the Galaxy. |
Born2Freak:The Ones That Drank Directly from the Tap and The ones that fetched into a cup before drinking. They all drank the same water. |
I no even know wetin to talk about this matter. |
oyaskii:
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phr0nesis:No, you guys are on your own, I have already followed him ![]() majesticguy:I haven't even seen any of the movies sef, I'll download all of them tomorrow, just look back, my spaceship is behind yours |
Majestic guy, are you planning on leaving earth ![]() |
abduleez1:Alright Chief. |
abduleez1:I haven't seen any of the Insidious movies. Worth watching? |
She tried, and God crowned her effort by giving her Victory. Kudos to her, and Glory to God. |
kkins25:And throughout all these, no where did it occur to you that it's a movie you're watching and not reality. |
kkins25:You sure say na Extraction you watch, abi na Bolanle's Distraction. |
Na only food Dem Sabi....... All these girls Make una do another thing na. If Buhari say una Belong to the kitchen, una go dey vex, yet na only kitchen skills una just dey display. |
The smell of Credit Alert 🥴 Smell of crisp Naira Notes from the Bank Counter. Any other smell can be purchased with the source of the smell mentioned above 😒 |
Maybe they should as well make Fvckin without condom illegal if you're not ready to keep the child ![]() |
You might not have dated her. We agree But did she date you? You know sometimes these relationships are one-sided, you both might be fvckin but she's the only one in the relationship. |
Is there any marriage that's all rosy? Happy moments- they bring to social media. Sad moments - they still bring it to social media. Madam and Husband leave social media, go and work on your relationship, and if it can't work, then sign the papers and everybody discharge. |
phr0nesis:Creating unnecessary identity crises among the kids. In some areas, they've even gone as far as giving kids the liberty to self declare gender without the parent's consent. While in Spain, kids above the age of 16 can undergo gender changing surgeries without parent's consent. No matter how much they want to whitewash it, 16 years old is pretty young. |
HeadPrincipal:Like I said you don't have to believe me. Read the article you Posted the link, and tell me if something fishy is not being covered. You're free to think otherwise, an argument is not something I'd like to engage in. |
HeadPrincipal:You don't have to believe me. All you have to do is Google these words Wale Student Meowing |
phr0nesis:And they tried to cancel him when he spoke out. Not only are they identifying as animals, some are also using animal sound as a means of communication. As a teacher, If a child meows to me, I'm expected to pretend as if I understand her. But I trust my country people, they won't take this nonsense. When our last born at home became a teenager and he started misbehaving, I remember my Father told him plainly, if you want to start behaving like a goat, I'll treat you like one ![]() Nobody told my guy to adjust his behavior, baba gave himself brain. |
To some people it is true. To others it's a myth. To me it's a truthful myth. |


