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TV/MoviesRe: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by MetroLane: 12:17pm On Jul 22, 2023
Baddestguyp:
the only reason I'll indulge you further is because I made a mistake.
No wahala sha, but you sef reason am

Eren Satoru created new account, immediately his favorite nairalander became baddestguyp that has Eren Jp alternate account. Don't tell me you're not his favorite grin

I agree say no be you, but I no wan see you quote yourself with that moniker again grin I dey warn you gently grin
TV/MoviesRe: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by MetroLane: 11:32am On Jul 22, 2023
Baddestguyp:
And I'll use a moniker that has these name similarities to pretend?

I checked his posts...he's seen Oppenheimer, I haven't
My Broda you dey lie grin No be the same post I check grin

Show me where he said he has seen Oppenheimer. If both of you haven't seen the movie, you know what that means grin

It's okay to deny this moniker. Some fathers have a prodigal child that if given the opportunity they'll deny the child.

In your case na Prodigal Moniker you get, it's understandable.
TV/MoviesRe: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by MetroLane: 10:58am On Jul 22, 2023
PurpLChi:
Moniker- Eren cos you'll live and die on the AOT hill. You also like Jujutsu Kaisen so why not merge.
You like watching The drinker and talking about what's woke and what's not woke. Etc
I didn't have to open the profile to even figure this out.
Just watch he'll abandon the moniker now grin
TV/MoviesRe: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by MetroLane: 10:50am On Jul 22, 2023
Baddestguyp:
1.believe what you want to

2.I just checked his posts...maybe if you did same, you would see how contradictory to mine it is
1.What are the chances of Eren jp and Eren Satoru monikers belonging to different people? And both monikers found their way to the same thread huh

2. His post contradicts yours grin So?
Shebi one egbon used his alternate female moniker to woo himself
TV/MoviesRe: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by MetroLane: 10:17am On Jul 22, 2023
PurpLChi:
You think I don't know it's you Baddestguyp😒
On his Behalf.

FamilyRe: As A Parent, Share Those Crazy/funny Act Of Your Kids You Witnessed by MetroLane: 4:22pm On Jul 18, 2023
I'm not a Parent yet, but I can remember one crazy act I did one Night.

During the 2go era, my dad seized my phone one night, And I wanted to chat that night, so at night I decided to sneak into their room to collect my phone and return it when I was done.

Immediately I entered the room, everywhere was Dark, little did I know my dad was sleeping on the bed, while my mum was laying down on the floor, as I was tiptoeing, I stepped on my mum's head, immediately she screamed, in my mind, I was like my own don finish today, how will I explain what I was doing in their room by 11pm.

Immediately I started shouting thief thief thief grin

Dad woke up and asked where, I told him I saw someone flying the fence through my room window, after they checked and didn't see anyone, they asked me to go to my room and sleep.

I told them I'm scared that I can't sleep in my room alone grin...I slept in their room that day.


The next day my siblings were asking why I slept in my parent's room, I told them it's because I'm the owner of the house, I can sleep anywhere I like.
TV/MoviesRe: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by MetroLane: 6:58pm On Jul 15, 2023
Illusioneffect:
I don't know about someone else but Oppenheimer is the only movie I'll be watching in theatres more than twice this year. I'm seriously pumped

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sOsIKu2VAkM
You're not alone. According to TMZ ⬇️⬇️⬇️

TV/MoviesRe: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by MetroLane: 8:59pm On Jul 14, 2023
Baddestguyp:
the terrifics
Plastic man
Phantom girl
Mr terrific
Metamorpho


Superhero names are dûmb af...both in marvel, DC, MHA, etc
Same as their costumes grin

It's like a staple of the genre
Especially some of their costumes, Superman's costume is the one I hated most, I see no reason why he was wearing his G-string on top of his leggings.

I'm glad it has been changed now.

The superhero names sef na problem sometimes, there's one that's called Arm-Fall-off-Boy..

Whenever I hear Aquaman, I always think of Akwa Ibom.
TV/MoviesRe: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by MetroLane: 1:34pm On Jul 11, 2023
Born2Freak:
grin cheesy
And so it begins grin
TV/MoviesRe: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by MetroLane: 11:35pm On Jul 09, 2023
Born2Freak:
The one that drank directly from the tap, drank a purer water.
So I'm safe to assume you watched a purer version of The Guardians of the Galaxy.
TV/MoviesRe: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by MetroLane: 10:36pm On Jul 09, 2023
Born2Freak:
Hyping a movie that niggas already watched in cinema 3 months ago....
The Ones That Drank Directly from the Tap

and

The ones that fetched into a cup before drinking.

They all drank the same water.
EducationRe: Ex-ASUU President, Dipo Fasina Is Missing by MetroLane: 4:07pm On Jul 09, 2023
I no even know wetin to talk about this matter.
TV/MoviesRe: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by MetroLane: 11:31am On Jul 09, 2023
oyaskii:
They always just contract the music to one man called Stanley Okorie, and the man had the easiest job ever, he will just take the plot of the movie and throw in a few gibberish and call it a day... You will hear "Nne me, In this life, you reap what you sow" fgss 😩😩 , and they have one score template, if you are familiar with old Nollywood ain't no way you won't know the score when someone is about to poison food

TV/MoviesRe: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by MetroLane: 8:15pm On Jul 08, 2023
phr0nesis:
Majesticguy already left us. We earthlings are on our own now
No, you guys are on your own, I have already followed him grin

majesticguy:
😁 My brother I just got hooked up on space movies of recent. I barely finish a movie at a siting, most times it takes me 3 days to finish a single movie. But those 4 movies above I rated highly, really captured my attention that I had to sit through the movies for start to finish.
I haven't even seen any of the movies sef, I'll download all of them tomorrow, just look back, my spaceship is behind yours
TV/MoviesRe: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by MetroLane: 4:40pm On Jul 08, 2023
Majestic guy, are you planning on leaving earth grin
TV/MoviesRe: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by MetroLane: 11:33am On Jul 05, 2023
abduleez1:
It's a good watch if you like horror movies. I've only watched the part one and it was decent.
Alright Chief.
TV/MoviesRe: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by MetroLane: 10:36pm On Jul 04, 2023
abduleez1:
Come on Barbie let's go party.... grin grin


Oppenheimer should be higher than that tho.
I haven't seen any of the Insidious movies.
Worth watching?
SportsRe: Tobi Amusan Wins Stockholm Diamond League Women’s 100 Metres Hurdles (Video) by MetroLane: 1:30pm On Jul 03, 2023
She tried, and God crowned her effort by giving her Victory.

Kudos to her, and Glory to God.
TravelRe: Anxiety As FG Resumes Work On Lagos-Ibadan Expressway Today by MetroLane:
TV/MoviesRe: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by MetroLane:
kkins25:
Na bolanle distraction, because, it felt like i was watching one old Van dam movie where he was injured in first fight, took some time to heal. one man army, entered inside enemy camp, killed everybody there, escaped, and start dodging bullets.... my guy stand for back of ladder as shield for fvks sake😂😂😂..
Sound track-----poor....
And throughout all these, no where did it occur to you that it's a movie you're watching and not reality.
TV/MoviesRe: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by MetroLane: 12:50am On Jul 03, 2023
kkins25:
extraction 2... 3/10..
You sure say na Extraction you watch, abi na Bolanle's Distraction.
FoodRe: Adeyeye Adeola: Chef Deo Begins 150-Hour Cook-A-Thon To Break Guinness Records by MetroLane: 11:17am On Jul 01, 2023
Na only food Dem Sabi.......

All these girls Make una do another thing na.

If Buhari say una Belong to the kitchen, una go dey vex, yet na only kitchen skills una just dey display.
RomanceRe: One Thing That Smells Good But Isn't Perfume by MetroLane:
The smell of Credit Alert 🥴

Smell of crisp Naira Notes from the Bank Counter.

Any other smell can be purchased with the source of the smell mentioned above 😒
Foreign AffairsRe: Abortion Ban Doesn't Violate State Constitution - Indiana Supreme Court by MetroLane:
Maybe they should as well make Fvckin without condom illegal if you're not ready to keep the child grin
CelebritiesRe: I Never Dated Rita Daniels - Larry Zuka by MetroLane: 8:32am On Jun 30, 2023
You might not have dated her. We agree

But did she date you?

You know sometimes these relationships are one-sided, you both might be fvckin but she's the only one in the relationship.
RomanceRe: It's Really Hard": Oyinbo Lady Married To Nigerian Man Breaks Down In Tears by MetroLane: 10:58pm On Jun 26, 2023
Is there any marriage that's all rosy?

Happy moments- they bring to social media.

Sad moments - they still bring it to social media.

Madam and Husband leave social media, go and work on your relationship, and if it can't work, then sign the papers and everybody discharge.
TV/MoviesRe: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by MetroLane: 9:09pm On Jun 26, 2023
phr0nesis:
😅😅
This gender fluidity nonsense is causing some serious issues in their elementary schools. Now they are encouraging children approaching puberty to start taking hormone blockers (drugs used to delay puberty), just incase they later decide to transition into another gender.
Creating unnecessary identity crises among the kids.

In some areas, they've even gone as far as giving kids the liberty to self declare gender without the parent's consent.

While in Spain, kids above the age of 16 can undergo gender changing surgeries without parent's consent.

No matter how much they want to whitewash it, 16 years old is pretty young.
TV/MoviesRe: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by MetroLane: 7:45pm On Jun 26, 2023
HeadPrincipal:
It was an exaggeration and a hoax, sir.
https://www.themarysue.com/uk-terf-media-melts-down-over-a-cat-identified-child-who-never-existed/?utm_source=mostpopular
Like I said you don't have to believe me.

Read the article you Posted the link, and tell me if something fishy is not being covered. You're free to think otherwise, an argument is not something I'd like to engage in.
TV/MoviesRe: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by MetroLane: 7:31pm On Jun 26, 2023
HeadPrincipal:
I doubt this.
You don't have to believe me.
All you have to do is Google these words
Wale Student Meowing
TV/MoviesRe: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by MetroLane: 7:23pm On Jun 26, 2023
phr0nesis:
This is old news. People in the Western world have been identifying as anything since last year. Piers Morgan has been openly vocal about this worrying trend for some time now
And they tried to cancel him when he spoke out.

Not only are they identifying as animals, some are also using animal sound as a means of communication.

As a teacher, If a child meows to me, I'm expected to pretend as if I understand her.

But I trust my country people, they won't take this nonsense.

When our last born at home became a teenager and he started misbehaving, I remember my Father told him plainly, if you want to start behaving like a goat, I'll treat you like one grin

Nobody told my guy to adjust his behavior, baba gave himself brain.
RomanceRe: Soul Mate : Is It True OR Myth? by MetroLane: 3:58pm On Jun 26, 2023
To some people it is true.


To others it's a myth.

To me it's a truthful myth.

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