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CrimeRe: Man Accused Of Stealing Manhood By Asking For Favour Caught By Soldiers (Video) by MetroLane: 1:50pm On Apr 25, 2023
Economy don show everybody shege....

Na Preek people dey thief now....


You dey thief person Preek so that you go get two Preek abi wetin.........

I no understand this country again.
HealthRe: World Malaria Day 2023 by MetroLane: 8:36am On Apr 25, 2023
World Bulaba Day
TV/MoviesRe: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by MetroLane: 1:29pm On Apr 24, 2023
Kaycee7:
This review is very aladeen. grin
grin

I remember when the doctor told the patient that he is HIV Aladeen....

The guy didn't know whether to laugh or cry....so he laughed a bit and cried a bit.....
Music/RadioRe: Davido And Asake Perform Together At His 'Timeless' Concert (Video) by MetroLane:
CelebritiesRe: If I Were A Footballer, I’ll Be Maguire – Mayor Of Ekiti by MetroLane: 1:27pm On Apr 22, 2023
Imagine asking my son who he wants to be like and he says


Maguire !!!


Ahhhh
PhonesRe: 13 Year-old American Boy Dead After Trying Deadly Tiktok “benadryl Challenge” by MetroLane: 9:48pm On Apr 17, 2023
Put your right hand on your head and say


I will Never

Die For Any

Mumu Reason.


😤
PoliticsRe: Ibrahim Lamido Of APC Wins Sokoto East Senate Seat by MetroLane: 11:40am On Apr 17, 2023
Shedrack777:
i pray that God will use him to do good works, if he refuse let God unseat him
So it has gotten to the level that we need to start praying for our so called Leaders to work while in office.....

Interesting Times.....
TV/MoviesRe: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by MetroLane:
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Nottingham Forest Vs Manchester United (0 - 2) On 16th April 2023 by MetroLane:
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: West Ham Vs Arsenal (2 - 2) On 16th April 2023 by MetroLane: 2:28pm On Apr 16, 2023
Manchester United shey una see as Arsenal dey play beautiful football...

No be the rubbish wey Man Utd dey play, after every match, shame no go gree me Waka for street...... especially after that 7-0 demolition...

Well sha, I go soon commot for this street, na to relocate go new street, then convert to Arsenal fan......

Bjteensdes24:
Sheybi Arsenal started playing beautifully in a day naa
No need to take am personal, Since the days of David Moyes Man Utd still dey rebuild, you get any other excuse?
PoliticsRe: SERAP To Buhari: Publish Your Assets Declaration Form As You Leave Office by MetroLane: 2:17pm On Apr 16, 2023
In This Lawless Country, nobody go declare anything and nothing will happen.....


Instead of Buhari, they should monitor emi lokan, that one go loot everything loot able....


I dey wait una grin
TravelRe: I Don’t Think I Can Live In Another Country Apart From Nigeria by MetroLane:
Anywhere you want to Live, just try to have money.....If Not grin
PoliticsRe: INEC Annuls Binani’s Declaration As Adamawa Governor-elect by MetroLane: 12:04pm On Apr 16, 2023
Too Many Jokers In this country....


Just too many.
PoliticsRe: Chinese ‘Bribed Nigerian Militants For Access To Mineral Reserves’ - The Times by MetroLane: 4:56pm On Apr 15, 2023
When Israel Adesanya said Nigeria is too corrupt, some people said he shouldn't have washed the dirty linen in public.....

Na the dirty linen dey public again.....

Even Former British PM said Nigeria is fantastically corrupt.......

Both Government, individuals including me and you....We all have a hint of corruption in us.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Vs Brighton (1 - 2) On 15th April 2023 by MetroLane: 4:48pm On Apr 15, 2023
Nothing anybody wan tell me...

This Chelsea team get

Big Spiritual problem......
CelebritiesRe: Marry Your Mother If You Can't Trust Your Wife - Peter Okoye by MetroLane: 12:54pm On Apr 15, 2023
ChuksHills:
But judging the wife without hearing her own side of the story is very wrong because we don't know what she must have passed through in marriage before resorting to divorce.
No matter what you've passed through, why will you demand for more than half of man's life earnings....

If marriage doesn't favor the wife, she's free to divorce and go her way, but she wants to collect money before going.....This one na thief wife
BusinessRe: Forex Trade Alerts: Season 23 by MetroLane: 9:14am On Apr 15, 2023
dmahn:
The new price action pattern grin. This really cracked me up grin grin. Elephant pattern, you buy at the mouth, TP at uppermost part of the trunk grin. Obviously overbought now, so let's sell.. How I wish this pattern dey grin grin
What if you buy at the mouth, but the elephant decided to bend down and drink water 😣
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester United Vs Sevilla Europa League (2 - 2) On 13th April 2023 by MetroLane:
PoliticsRe: 3 Policemen Dismissed For Firing Shots While Hyping Musician In Kano by MetroLane: 7:32pm On Apr 13, 2023
Once Bandit show face.

These foolish policemen go throway their gun,

next thing na run.


Useless people.
CelebritiesRe: I No Longer Have Manhood – Bobrisky Reveals (Picture) by MetroLane: 7:24pm On Apr 13, 2023
Bob Risky na man you be grin

Enemyofpeace:
Show us or I don't believe you
Show us wetin grin. abeg abeg abeg.

No amount of curiosity go make me reason my fellow man gbola.
BusinessRe: Forex Trade Alerts: Season 23 by MetroLane: 5:47pm On Apr 13, 2023
No matter the percentage, person wey go blow account go still blow am....

You dey only delay the inevitable grin

High Risk High Reward, If I perish, so be it.

Imagine risking 0.3 and still blowing the account, it's like eating breakfast in the night.

Although it might teach you to be patient, but abeg abeg abeg, no be me go spend 3 months for Challenge Phase.
BusinessRe: Forex Trade Alerts: Season 23 by MetroLane:
BusinessRe: Forex Trade Alerts: Season 23 by MetroLane: 3:08pm On Apr 13, 2023
HumbleTrader:
You will still blow the account slowly.
My Man grin
BusinessRe: Forex Trade Alerts: Season 23 by MetroLane: 1:37pm On Apr 12, 2023
CPI no be anybody mate 😆

56 pips in 1minute
TV/MoviesRe: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by MetroLane: 12:51pm On Apr 12, 2023
MJBOLT:
Infinity War is a gangster movie,Thanos and his gang of thieves tried to steal the infinity stones from the Avengers.
Even Fire Lord Ozai and his gang of firebenders tried to wipe out the world.
TV/MoviesRe: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by MetroLane:
NaijaMemes:
How anachronistic!

1. You are using an industrial age (18th century) terminology to describe something from a medieval age (5th to 15th century).

2. The faceless men cannot exactly be described as a gang. They were a religious society or group of assassins. This is what we would call a "guild" or "brotherhood".
1. Regardless of the Times, the definition won't change, take Aladdin and the King of thieves for example, it was set in Medivial times, but you can agree with me that they were a gang of thieves, would it be right to call them place them in the same light as the characters of John Wick and call them Assassins

Assassins are people contracted to kill for Political/Religious reasons. Before you tell me JW is a gangster and not an assassin, I'd like you to tell me motive for Santino hiring John Wick to kill his sister.

2. Going By Your Analogy, it's safe to say the Characters in John Wick were Assassins and not Gangsters. Apart from the Religious Whatever, the MO of the faceless men and The Characters in JW are not so different. They all operate from the shadows.
If The faceless men are not Gangsters, Nobody in JW is a gangster also
PoliticsRe: Ekiti Knowledge Zone Gets Free Trade Status Approval From Buhari by MetroLane: 3:21pm On Apr 11, 2023
grin
PoliticsRe: Femi Adesina Explains Buhari’s Lopsided Appointment Of Security Chiefs by MetroLane: 3:18pm On Apr 11, 2023
apache4:
FalseProphet1 if you don't return my money before the end of today, i will let the whole World know how you duped/scammed me
The Whole World grin
BusinessRe: Forex Trade Alerts: Season 23 by MetroLane: 1:16pm On Apr 11, 2023
samfelly:
Lol. I guess na the fixed lot size of 0.1 (minimum) made him said so. And he also added "if you enter ham well cheesy
Haaa.....what if I no enter am well grin....
BusinessRe: Forex Trade Alerts: Season 23 by MetroLane: 12:57pm On Apr 11, 2023
samfelly:
Step Index sweet sha if you look am well well. The name fit am. Just love the STEPs it always take - going up and coming down (each in Steps)
Na dis step index Boss Karkinase talk say fit send person go village, even pass village sef...Omo....Enjoy 🍻
TV/MoviesRe: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by MetroLane: 11:06am On Apr 11, 2023
toluxe0075:
This people want to argue to argument sake jare. John wick is a gang movie. A simple definition of gang proves it. But let them enjoy their back and forth.
Kingsman Secret Service is a gang movie also right?
TV/MoviesRe: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by MetroLane: 7:58am On Apr 11, 2023
NaijaMemes:
When I was saying that some people should only rate nollywood and zeeworld movies, you were disagreeing with me
All these dickriding, I wonder how you're not pregnant yet.

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