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I trust Nigerians.

The ones wey go listen go try stay away from ponmo for like 3 months, then Dem go come back.


The other set of Nigerians, nothing you wan tell them.

Infact their slogan na " A ponmo a day, keeps the doctor away'.

CaptainFM1:
I know the Ponmo you're referring to.

You're a very Bad Guy

Infact you're dangerous

What happened to Adamu Garba's Crowwe.

2dice01:
I think they are going for the alphabet series since this one is X

Fast and furious Z might be the next shiit

Not really going for Alphabet.

The X here represents 10.... It's Roman Numeral.

Remember this is the 10th movie of the franchise

It looks as if your head is giving birth to another head.

OP don't be scared, afterall two heads are better than one

Instead of cooking.

She should have just

created her own record

by picking beans for the entire duration.

Jennyclay:
Please can you just shut up and let us hear word

You broke men are the most disgusting and irritating men living on earth. Why would he go on a date without holding enough money

I’m very sure the lady was on her own jejely when the broke fool asked her on a date.

How much is 12k that the broke fool refused to pay?? Eh?? How much??
If a guy take me out, only a bottle of red wine I will order alone is over 8k and we haven’t even talked of food and other things.

Big shame on all broke men!!! Shame!!

This Pig is looking for who to roll in the mud with her.


I won't give you that satisfaction, You are the Queen of your mud kingdom, roll in your mud alone.....

YouandiAllofus:
How can she carry her own food to a date in a public restaurant? Broke guyz should just stop pretending and avoid the outing part or any other monetery part that will lead to emberasement at the end of the day. Things are so expensive to the point that 10k no dey even reach to drink bear and cat-fish peper soup again

Why are you taking what I wrote seriously, have you seen where someone is taking food to a public restaurant before.

I'm just having a good laugh, if you take am serious na your wahala be dat.

advanceDNA:
How bill go choke?? ..if u are a man, will u order more than ur pocket....?? " Waiter..One pie and water for everyone joor ".

The only reason bills dey choke na because those girls no dey behave like thief....

One pie for each person or one pie for everyone


You won't spend more than your pocket, you might just spend a bit higher than what you initially wanted to spend.

But if person wicked like you, 3 of them go share one Pie

advanceDNA:
I dont know women can just courteously suggest the man do the ordering for both of them...no guy man will refuse to pay food he ordered for.... instead of behaving like an inconsiderate, hungry, entitled person...

Another problem is that, is she going to come alone?

Once you invite 1,

2 others will follow her to the venue like sheep looking for free food.

Even if the guy orders by himself, bills go still choke.....

Dear Nigerian Girls, please don't eat more than the amount you have in your wallet....

Some of you that have no money at all, please bring food from your house when coming.

Because una don use outing as opportunity to dey eat like thief.

Tankers and Trailers na real menace for Nigerian road.


Na Everytime this disaster dey occur.

Thank God no lives were lost.

At least,

he did not

lick the

microphone.....

Which means she charges #9 million per show.


She only returned the excess #1 million (her tithe).

Na who get power go flex am....

One Country dey always do peacekeeping for other countries, yet Dem no fit defend demselves from insurgents for over 10 years.

phr0nesis:
They weren't communicating in English. Remember the beginning in Jake's monologue, when his children were arguing, they were speaking their language, Jake said "it took me a few years to learn the language (the language of the Pandorans), but now when I hear it, it might as well be English" and immediately their argument became English. All through the film, when we hear the Pandorans speaking, they were actually speaking their own language

Which is why Colonel Miles had to bring Spider along so he could be used as a translator when he was interrogating the Pandorans.

All these really skipped my head before.

mirinder:
Gigli and Jersey Girl wasn't bad. Are you high on skunk? (coughs) pass me some

Is it that you don't know the meaning of the word Sometimes

Nobody dey pay transport.


All the Agbado people dey use Broom fly to their destination.

If I dey come back from work in the evening, me sef I go buy my own broom

abduleez1:
Don't act stupid. Everyone knows in the box office industry, calculations changes a lot. Of course you wouldn't know that since I'm overestimating a classic Dumbo .

Why are you bringing weapon of Mass Destruction to a fist Fight.

finalboss:
Your first reply were filled with indirect insults, I no be your mate. Look for your people here to argue with

Indirect Insults

I wasn't insulting you, I was describing you.

Calibrator:
Your progenitors, the homo erectus didn't fight wild animals barehandedly for one of their descendants to suffer the insults you just did without retaliation.... They are banking on you... Make them proud

Perhaps I should leave the fighting of wild animals to my progenitors, I tried to fight the one you're suggesting, I'm not too good at it. 😭

finalboss:
It's pretty clear you are even dumber than marquis himself. But nope you won't get the chance to argue

I know why you had to resort to Insult.

I was hoping for a battle of wits, but you appear to be unarmed.

Calibrator:
Metrolane, I know that you can't let anyone do you such dirt without a befitting rebuttal....

I am rooting for you bro!

Agba Referee, I can see what you're doing

finalboss:
😬 Its 2/10 my friend. You can't fall from 200+ stairs and still stand up.
Or Mr nobody Risking his life for no reason he was literally useless throughout the entire movie. Or a blind man killing over 10+ bad guys without even staining his white shirt even superman dosent have that kinda super hearing.

I bet you are a marvel fan

Problem with people like you is that after all the criticism, if JW5 comes out you'll still troop to watch.

Can't you see the movie in front of you is a fiction, or your brain can't decipher between fiction and reality.

The whole John Wick franchise has been that way from the beginning ( making John Wick to be almost invincible ), and if you're still criticizing it in part 4, then your brain have most likely not advanced beyond 2014 when the first Movie was released.

Someone like you will see Chiwetela Agu at the airport and tell others to avoid him because you think he's a wicked man in real life.

And The Lord Said Unto Comrade.
There shall be vawulence, even on a Sunday.
No day shall be reserved for peace.
For the kingdom of Non-comrades suffered peace,
But the comrades replaced peace with vawulence.

They Don't Teach You This In Sunday School

You don Chop belleful na.....
Na to dey Grant yeye interview remain.
Awon oloshi.....

Agbado Children, oya make una come defend una mama.

If person Kawasaki this one, she go just evaporate.

ogododo:
For 8 years, bubu no fit catch am.

The Only thing wey Bubu dey catch for the past 8 years na him Flight to London for medical treatment.