₦airaland Forum

BigBudi:
There are rails from NK to Russia?

Thought as much

Bizzyliss:
A farmer went to the farm and after using fertilizer on his crops, he went home, washed his hands and ate.. later he died. What killed him abeg?

When the farmer got home he washed his hands by tap (he used the fertilizer hand to turn on the tap, thereby depositing some amount of the 'poisonous' substance on the tap and after washing his hands clean, he turned off the tap thereby collecting the substance on the tap). This is the reason he died after eating.

JubrinElSudan:
These guys should stop adding this Mbaise nwere Mmadu. When Rochas won, he was celebrated and no time was Orlu(Ideato) mentioned. When Ohakim won too, we didn't hear Mbano nwere Mmadu, why must it be now? Emoney, yes you are married to an Mbaise woman but you shouldn't be posting as if it was only Mbaise(3 LGAs) votes made him winner

They are saying "Mbaise Nwere Mmadu" because many said "Mbaise Agaha chili IMO state". This is indeed a milestone. am not saying this because they are my in-laws, am saying dis to prove the fact that man cannot b God, when man said " It can not be" God does not need to argue with man because man is his creation, God uses any and everything to achieve his aim in every situation.
Congrats Governor Emeka Ihediohamma, the Executive Governor IMO state.

donstan18:
God know say na this nude shiiiit make me sabi this Etinosa

I never knew her all this while.

Me self no sabi her be fore dis nude shiit video.
Ha hustle don pay na.
I hear say she don get extra 27k followers on IG

Pilot4Airbus:
Canadian government should look into this.

Pls we are talking of two buildings somewhere in Lagos. Looking at the closeness between the two buildings in question, in the case of fire incident or building collapse, the other building must be involved.

Make me sef make zobolades out of life's zobo.
Na me wan carry last??!!

Goodnews.........
Where are those people saying "Mbaise a ga chi IMO State"?
Head to the tribunal we are all waiting. Ihedioha's case file was flung out of the window in 2015, let's see how it goes this time.

Dear op, this is old news nah.
This nah 2015 news nah.
Abeg no confuse us oohhh

abbaapple:



So Ikwerre is in Imo state abi Continue

Point of correction: "Nkwerre" not "Ikwerre".

Naija girls: "na play I been dey play wit u"
The man:

How is that my business

Glorymax:
Please take time to go through to the end.... thanks.

I am not yet convinced about that. Can u please tell me when, who and how the ash Wednesday was celebrated in the Bible times. Thanks

Good morning fellow Nairalanders, please what is the significance of "Ash Wednesday"?
Just this morning I woke up, prepared for work only to come out of my house and find my Catholic Neighbours all bearing a sign of the cross, written with ashes, on their forehead. When I asked them the significance of the ash on their forehead, they felt as though I was challenging their believe and asked me if I was greater than their priest who asked them to apply it.
Please am a Pentecostal and I've been seeing this practice which is common among Catholics and I've not been able to find someone who knows the significance or has a scriptural backing for this.
Please help me clarify........ Thank you

Why weren't they suspended before the presidential elections??

donphiilopus:
OP, why couldn't you post something like this?

See the man behind the president is sleeping is that his CSO or ADC!!!

Can the #IPOB members who has not obtained their #PVC or destroyed theirs in the past get another one now??
The aim has been achieved "disenfranchising a part of the SE using a willing tool". Ndi-Igbo next time think twice before following someone who claims to be clamouring for the #Biafra Referendum.

Who else notices the change of cap in the two pictures?? 1st picture; he is seen wearing a red native cap like the Kwakwansiya and in the 2nd picture he is seen 'Sanwo-olu' can someone help me clarify this because the OP made us to understand that the two pictures were taken same place and same time.

Gistpeeps:
He said this in an exclusive chat with Channels Television says the giant broom was erected by Nigerians who support the Buhari administration.

In reaction to the PDP’s condemnation of the structure, the APC spokesman told the opposition party to erect its own symbol.

https://all-gists..com/2019/02/We-Dont-Know-Who-Constructed-The-Giant-Broom-APC.html

He does not know who erected the broom, in the same breath he says it was constructed by "APC supporters".

And the next minute he takes a swipe at the Major Opposition PDP to go and erect their own party symbol.

Where's the hope of the Next Level they have promised us if re-elected??

BABANGBALI:
E dey do me like sey Don Jazzy no get prick

Only in Ashawo house will u hear these:

*1. Abeg cum make I wear cloth.
2. Oga do fast naa.
3. See ds osho free man, u like better toto u no wan pay money.
4. Make am 5k nah, i go Bleep u well.
5. U neva release? Haa!!!
6. Na only Bleep u pay for oo, no dey touch my breast.
7. Bros abeg do, make i go hustle.
8. Customer, customer hw far naa.
9. Add 1k make i suck ur prick.
10. See ur small prick (chuckles).
11. Wetin naa. Since u dey do ds tin u nefa cum. Toto dey pepper me abeg.
12. Hw much u giv me wey u dey find doggy?
13. Come I will do u well 2day.
14. Abeg get up, e don do. Na so una go dey take tramadol.
15. Na ur mama leg u wan carry up. Abeg respect ursef
16. Wetin u drink come?
17. Oga ppl dey wait outside, hurry up abeg.
18. No carry dat condom comot here oo. No be me una go use do juju.
19. Na talk u wan talk abi na Bleep.
20. Hian!!! Abeg i no dey kiss.
21. Na on top 1,500 u wan change style?
22. No dey turn turn me like dat biko.
23. Oga i swear if ds condom burst u must bring money for medicine oo.
24. Oga yellow, come Bleep better toto.
25. Fine boy come naa, i will do u frm back.
26. Abeg i no dey suck prick for 2k.
27. Wait make i see dat boil for ur prick. Na so una go dey carry disease.
28. Ds one don pass short time oo.
29. Oga abeg use condom, abi u wan share goloria giv me?
30. Touching body - 200, kissing mouth - 250, suckn breast - 300, short time - 500, skin to skin- 1000. Overnight - 2500. If u wan suckn prick u add 500 extra.

Are u serious??!!

grayht:
I have the video, incase u need it I can send u the link. It has been on xvideos for more than 2 years now .


Quote me if u need it.

Are you serious??!!

See for yourself

So sad
May his soul R.I.P

Just passing

When the time is almost up dem dey call on God for intervention

Unbelievable how events turn out
The hunter has been hunted down by his own gun

ahead of the 2019 general election, the ruling All Progressive Party APC is said to have mounted a whopping N230M worth of broom to depict the party's logo at the City Gate, a National symbol welcoming visitors and foreign guests into Abuja



According to our reporter who was on hand to take pictures of the project currently been installed, the content is made up of iron rodes which is made to depict a bunch of broom, the Party's symbol .

Nawa for Naija

Nawa ooohhh
B4 other parts go come out some people go don retire to their house
Tanchu

In Daddy GO's voice
"Some body shout Halleluyah"

Crimecity:
Vice President Prof Osinbajo chooses Davido over Wizkid, when asked on the Murphy Ijemba Show of Max FM.

This is coming days after Davido endorsed the PDP Presidential candidate, Alhaji Atiku Abubakar as the 'Incoming President' immediately the he [Atiku Abubakar] confessed of being Davidos' fan.

Watch the video here and see reactions below...

OBO The baddest on d beat

9jahotblog:
Eniola Akinkuotu
The governorship candidate of the Peoples Democratic Party in Lagos State , Mr Jimi Agbaje , has described his All Progressive candidate opponent Mr Babajide Sanwo -Olu , as a puppet incapable of making his own decisions.
Agbaje spoke while responding to a statement credited to the APC candidate this week that sought to paint the PDP candidate as lacking clear ideas on how to manage the state .
Sanwo - Olu had at a rally on the Lagos Island on Tuesday mocked Agbaje , dismissing him as lacking requisite ideas needed for the development of the state and urged the people to reject him at the polls .
In a statement by the Media Office of Jimi Agbaje Campaign Organisation , the PDP candidate dismissed Sanwo -Olu as “a proxy candidate , a puppet , fronting for well -entrenched interests that have held back the development of the state for the past 20 years .”
The PDP candidate said , “This is a man without any specialty, tossed from one ministry to another before ending up in the housing corporation , where his tenure in that agency has added nothing towards improving the state ’s world -acclaimed housing deficit .”
Agbaje urged Lagosians to reject Sanwo -Olu and the APC at the elections , adding that the political party was a leopard that could not change its tendency to inflict misery and suffering on the masses .
The APC candidate had also reportedly told his audience that the state had in the last 20 years recorded giant strides , capable of being reversed should Agbaje be elected governor .
However , Agbaje faulted Sanwo -Olu ’s assertions , urging Lagosians to rather reject a man who “is not a standalone candidate , but a proxy who is only being propped up by some godfathers whose prime interest and motives are to further plunder the resources of the state .” https://punchng.com/youre-godfathers-puppet-agbaje-replies-sanwo-olu/

Las las #AgbajeWeKnow