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Nairaland GeneralRe: Things You Hate To See On Nairaland by mezebel(f): 10:36pm On Jul 30, 2014
I hate to see things like these pic on fp,it makes my day miserable!!!
PoliticsRe: Suicide Bomber Kills Students In Kano Poly by mezebel(f): 9:54pm On Jul 30, 2014
They will not see us in Jesus name,,,,, in cherubim and saraphin voice AMEN
RomanceRe: Mentalities Of Opposite Sex You Hate by mezebel(f): 9:21pm On Jul 30, 2014
roman001: My gf doesnt av any of these mentalities,inshort,she is special.
. I guess she is disable!!! Maybe epileptic,leprosy or ebola,is only gals without choice dat forcefully hide there character
HealthRe: Man From Nigeria Tested For Ebola In The UK by mezebel(f): 8:44pm On Jul 30, 2014
akoaki: Fashion in Nigeria's politics.
I have always seen our politicians as very unserious people judging by their dressing both at work and during official engagements. I hold this strong belief that what you wear is capable of affecting how well you perform your job.
What is your take on this ?
watin come concern fashion with ebola... Akoaki u again?
HealthRe: Prevention For Ebola Virus by mezebel(f): 4:56pm On Jul 30, 2014
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tellwisdom: Who is ebola? sad
ebola is hiv senior brother,he is currently pleading for entry ticket to nigeria,let's waits and hear if his request will b granted by 001
Art, Graphics & VideoRe: Another Look At Optical Illusions (can You Spot The Faces) by mezebel(f): 3:23pm On Jul 30, 2014
Still searching for my microscope
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Has Anybody Ever Gotten A Job Through OLX? by mezebel(f): 2:58pm On Jul 30, 2014
argon500: Bro do no waste your strength about it. be patience until you get back to Nigeria and head straight to Fidelity bank to file a report. But make sure you also reported the case to police first and go with the police report. Let them disable his ATM card and then set alert on his account. That will force him to either come to make complain of his atm or cashing from inside bank.. Lobatan..

Note: But do not forget, nothing goes free in Nigeria.. meaning, make sure you ready to offer token for both police and the bank officer cos if not, you are only wasting your time.
guy kool ur temper,,,, what u did is called mid-week tithe!!! Forgive the guy and no dey spoil biz for others. Mugu fall,maga chop. Abi no be so?
Foreign AffairsRe: Cameroon Fires Two Army Officers After Boko Haram raids! by mezebel(f): 8:48am On Jul 30, 2014
[quote author=Burger01]This Cameroon government don't take nonsense.. Abeg, he possible we swap presidenthuh[/quote ]forget their actions,wen boko ready for them,then go hear am...
TravelRe: This Is A Desert… But Once A Year It Turns Into Something Else by mezebel(f): 8:01am On Jul 30, 2014
What God cannot do,can never exist!!!oneme ka azara mia nkpuru!!!
PoliticsRe: 10 US Senators Write Obama Demanding Sanctions Against Nigeria. by mezebel(f): 8:02pm On Jul 29, 2014
Leopantro: My initial reaction is to condemn such an action but indirect sanctions have already started. The US has started reducing subsides of HIV and TB drugs and other health commodities to Nigeria. Such drugs are very expensive but Nigerians get it for free. Very soon we would have to start paying for those drugs and very very few can afford them.
have u finish the one they gave u last month?
Christianity EtcRe: Lagos Pastor Boasts Of Ebola Cure! by mezebel(f): 5:07pm On Jul 29, 2014
Rilwayne001: The buybull says John12:14. Very truly I tell you, whoever believes in me will do the works I have been doing, and they will do even greater things....

According to the bible
Jesus turned water to wine, can any xtian do that?

Jesus fed more than 5000men with a loaf of bread, can
any xtian feed 100 people with 1agege bread talkless of 5000 peeps?

Jesus walked on sea according to the bible, can any xtian walk on sea?

Jesus said if you have 'faith" and tell a mountain to throw itself into a river,it will surely happen, can any xtian do that? or dont you guys av faith?.

Any xtians that cannot perform any of these miracles ^^. then know in your mind that you are deceiving yourself.


So far this pastor sunmon the courage of curing such a diesease, then he is a true xtian. he has faith in what jesus said in john 12:14.

I wish him well grin grin
ur problem is that chaplet and quoran tissue paper u recite each day!!! Na watin mountain do u wey go make u remove am, those things are heavenly sayings and its only a core christian can decode it...
Jokes EtcRe: 12 Types Of Slap by mezebel(f): 11:39am On Jul 29, 2014
Regiblinkz: And it made front page...#Nairaland is a joke
enemy of progress,wait till ur turn arrive. U can still go hug transformer. This is seun talking. Any reply leads to ban
RomanceRe: A Nairalander To Nairalanders: Please Save My Relationship With A Nairalander by mezebel(f): 11:02pm On Jul 28, 2014
latino2swt: what more can i say than to say thank u... Thanks 4 being part of my soon-to-be success story.
ur sweet mouth too much....
RomanceRe: A Nairalander To Nairalanders: Please Save My Relationship With A Nairalander by mezebel(f): 10:58pm On Jul 28, 2014
Ab025: Dude, u can drag a horse to the water, but u can't force it to drink water.

From ur story, u are the one forcing urself on this gal, she really aint into u. The luv seems one-sided. Stop actin like a pu**y who is beggin for luv. Move on, not every r/ship is meant to work.

#seems u just entered that hell place all guys hate

<< FRIENDZONE>>
i am the gal he is talking about! I don't love him cos he has a chronic mouth and armpit odour . And he has no kobo in his pocket. Tell him to leave me alone o!
PoliticsRe: Don’t Blackmail CPC And General Buhari - CPC Response To Bluelabs Limited by mezebel(f): 10:42pm On Jul 28, 2014
9ijaMan: Bros I can't help but laugh at these laudable and indeed laughable achievements from the stables of GEJ as you posted.

1. If you know the cost and overall gbese (debt) GEJ has incurred to score this cheap point of seemingly eradicating fuel scarcity, you'll weep for you future generations. Se how much your country has spent in Q1 of 2011 on subsidy for importation of fuel in the link below.

http://odili.net/news/source/2011/jan/25/821.html

2. Bros PHCN is yet to be privatized. Enough of rhetoric, until PHCN becomes privatized, you cannot claim it as a glory for GEJ. It's like saying since you have passed WAEC simply because you have sat for the exams.

3. Abeg list the refineries that are now working and their daily output. How can refineries be working and we are still importing increasing high volumes of refined products. Na where you get this wrong information from?

4. So na entertainment we all suppose dey do now? Apparently Nigerian youths are so dumb to the extent that Mr. President deems it necessary to provide incentives to the entertainment industry to create jobs. Na so him mates for other parts of the world dey create jobs for thei citizens?

5. At least we have finally confirmed today, the sort of free hand GEJ has been giving to INEC all along. Free hand ko, free leg ni!

6. So firing a member of his campaign team who was running his mouth like tap water is an achievement to you. Your expectation of your government is indeed very modest o! Abeg even my little boy who's just turning 6 expects much more from the Nigerian government.

Sorry pal, your depth of knowledge about governance is indeed questionable. Please take your time to study small countries like Ghana and Rwanda to figure out how they's been able to get it right while we are still groping in the dark.
. Northerners are killers,run from them. APC members are trouble makers,run from them
APC refused to carry the youths along,rather they use terrorism as strategy,run from them... The last time I peeped,I saw a man trying to stage manage to tarnish opponents image and gain public notice,run from them!!!
PoliticsRe: Don’t Blackmail CPC And General Buhari - CPC Response To Bluelabs Limited by mezebel(f): 10:30pm On Jul 28, 2014
fxtopedia: UP BUHARI-BAKARE[b][/b]
stop fooling urself dude
PoliticsRe: Don’t Blackmail CPC And General Buhari - CPC Response To Bluelabs Limited by mezebel(f): 10:28pm On Jul 28, 2014
Blazing99: Only South-East and South-South fully supports Jonathan. North Western votes beats the votes of those regions merged together.

Sai Buhari, with faith. We can change Nigeria.
to hell with u and buhari,,,when u both finish the part 2 of d drama,u both will then rest!!! Cankerworms in caterpillar's clothing
PoliticsRe: So, General Buhari Tried To Kill Himself? by mezebel(f): 10:10pm On Jul 28, 2014
duni04: Honestly the level of incompetence and sycophancy going on in Nigeria today is unparalleled. A situation where the incumbent president accuses the opposition of plotting bomb attacks on itself to score politically is just astonishing. A president that is in control of the Army, police, Airforce, SSS, DMI, Civil defence corps, Navy, NIA and all the other apparatuses of state security, is turning around to accuse people who control nothing of planting bombs!That's not even the worst part, the worst part is that very stupid and gullible Nigerians (of the same "I voted for Jonathan and not PDP" fame) are coming out to support this Buffon of a President whose only response to the Boko Haram Insurgency as Commander in chief has been to accuse opposing politicians of complicity. Nigerians and their President are Buffons!
hw many likes did u bag after ur 10 pages write up? That is to show that u gat no sense in what u wrote. Mentality of northerners are very low and I believe u are one... Ur problem is that book and chaplet u resight each day.
PoliticsRe: So, General Buhari Tried To Kill Himself? by mezebel(f): 9:55pm On Jul 28, 2014
[quote author=Oduduwaboy]You remind me of a complete i.d.i.o.t i once read about. I shake my head for you.[/quote ]I wonder the size and shape of ur head. Coca-cola head with ur fura de nunu odouros mouth.
PoliticsRe: So, General Buhari Tried To Kill Himself? by mezebel(f): 9:52pm On Jul 28, 2014
RazziP: Can somebody please tell me who Japheth Omojuwa is
he is a cankaworm in caterpillar clothing!!! Ezeure man
PoliticsRe: So, General Buhari Tried To Kill Himself? by mezebel(f): 9:46pm On Jul 28, 2014
miccheck58: This one no be the Japhet Omojuwa wey dem talk say get mouth odour?







Oh well, its none of my business. ...
hahahahahahahahahahahaha,chai u jst made my day funful my dear.
PoliticsRe: So, General Buhari Tried To Kill Himself? by mezebel(f): 9:11pm On Jul 28, 2014
calebo101: This issue has been thrashed over and over again. If he tried to kill himself, that's perfectly alright, i can understand that smiley. If not then i think it's high time he joins hands with President Jonathan to move the country forward. There is no law that says you must be a serving leader before you make an impact!

God know say Uncle Jona must complete e tenure after which we go handover to the East then back to South South again, then to the East, na so we go pass d baton round till we tire, grin. Na all of us get Nigeria afterall. Who nor gree, make e go hang himself. Kpatakpata we go scatter everything make everybody answer e papa name. The one North oppress us don reach, who dey cry dey see road.
bros God bless u.u vomited my mind
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Basic Technology Skills Job Seekers Should Possess by mezebel(f): 8:42pm On Jul 28, 2014
myspnigeria: Thanks for sharing this op
u can now try d op's strategy.



Hw can u be jobless for 13yrs?
Hw can u fail 2400 interviews in 10yrs?
Y did u reject d last job u got
Becus its bump attendant work?
U can operate ur own business
No much competition in pure water hawking
Jst try it. But the worst mistake u had was getting two ibo gals impregnated!!! Hell and ur situation which one is better? huh
myspnigeria: Thanks for sharing this op
u can now try d op's strategy.



Hw can u be jobless for 13yrs?
Hw can u fail 2400 interviews in 10yrs?
Y did u reject d last job u got
Becus its bump attendant work?
U can operate ur own business
No much competition in pure water hawking
Jst try it. But the worst mistake u had was getting two ibo gals impregnated!!! Hell and ur situation which one is better?
TravelRe: Ebola: Arik Air Suspends Flights To Liberia, Sierra Leone by mezebel(f): 8:31am On Jul 28, 2014
nerodenero: Even If the affected person is your loved one huh
be mindful of ur words.
TravelRe: Ebola: Arik Air Suspends Flights To Liberia, Sierra Leone by mezebel(f): 8:30am On Jul 28, 2014
knightsTempler: This should have been done before now...hoping those that flew with the Liberian man have not contacted the disease already.

What functioning government does is to set up a special holding centers across all the entry points (land, sea, air) to screen passengers coming into the country.
does it sitting closer to infected patient will automatically transfer to the next person? Pls I need to knw. Dis one pass HIV
CultureRe: Meet The Most Beautiful People On Earth- The Fulanis by mezebel(f): 8:16am On Jul 28, 2014
akitijackson: I am fulani
her face be like over night okoro soup
CultureRe: Meet The Most Beautiful People On Earth- The Fulanis by mezebel(f): 8:13am On Jul 28, 2014
Adorayble: Errrrm,I cnt wait for dem to b bundled out of d state I live in... U need to come see d way dey hold and squeeze ur dress askn for alms,wen dem legs and hand complete,beautiful children,handsome men and beautiful women too... Hian... I just tell dem to go work,they aent disabled or sick... If they r I will defo give alms to dem... But able bodied fulani pple? Hell No! They r beautiful anyway...




























Ghen ghen,all d fulanis and non-fulanis go start just nw*just watch*hehehehehe
u only focused on vowel sound while in school,u never strive to know the disparities between consonant sounds and vowel sounds...
CultureRe: Meet The Most Beautiful People On Earth- The Fulanis by mezebel(f): 7:59am On Jul 28, 2014
D men be like retired but not tired warriors

More like our late ojukwu
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: If Only You Are Ready For Marriage. No Game Pls. by mezebel(f): 2:53am On Jul 28, 2014
Am ready oh! No recharge card to call ur number.any remedy?

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