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Not my fault I was sick during d exams...Damn it

did I see igbo A1?

Cancer affect those ladies that refused men from sucking their bobby with straw!!!


Conspiracy school of thought!!!



1947

..Mtwee!!

All-die-na-die!!! Dead no dey talk na,d man don talk his own,nairaland and police go believe!!!

LMAyedun: Really silly and wicked husband. So Barbaric.

the wife inko,she is wicked also . Hiv is incurably deadly

ojmaroni247: Plz u guyz should help us dat seek to work offshore,my only issue is swimming test,but heard its nt always neccessary sum companies jst give u a swim pass even if u don't knw hw to swim,moreover de truth is if u get into dat water its only baba God dat can save u,cuz dey say u cnt even swim de water,..life jackets nd safety equipments r provided. Courses like BOSIET,HEUT etc r a big hindrance for us dat can't afford it,tho I hear companies usually foot de bills for the training.
Am a graduate of mechanical engineering nd hav a certificate in electro-mechanical which covers de basics of HVAC,piping system,pumps,compressors,actuators,valves,diesel engine maintenance,H.S.E ...nd so on. I reside in PH,would appreciate if any vacancies in any offshore coy is sent to my email. Big_johniwu@yahoo.ca. Urgently in need of an offshore job,thnkz.

. My fellow dreamer, I dey hail o!

9ix decision from an illuminati incarnate!!!

Kanwulia: Some women nor get shame I swear!
The reason they will remain single for life!
Miserable bytch!
Na anoda woman home she wan spread her winchcraft waka come?



Holy anger indeed!
This is a private matter and he did not have to bring it to his congregation.
Tacky!

*he looks like a dehydrated frog.. . . .he ain't even cute*

whether he looks dehydrated or over hydrated,God is using him mightily...

austinebode: So funny! Are we China or India? Nobody is saying u shld not do ur stuff but don't disturb others simple. I just pray God shld arrest everyone of u b4 it too late.

people are practicing dere culture in dere own land,mere tenants are complaining... Hw can u as a christian be praying for God to arrest ikorodu people for practicing dere culture? South africa celebrate their culture in a very colorful way. If d culture does not require blood shed,I don't see anything wrong. Stop viewing God in such disruptive way...

LaurelP: I have seen so many Nairalanders complaining and lamenting their ordeal in the hands of fake scam companies who invite people for interview only to introduce them to fake drug marketing business.
I'm doing this not only because these companies waste people's time, energy and T-fair going to such interviews, but also because most of these scammers extort money from hapless job seekers thereby making their suffering times two.
Imagine a scammer extorting #10,500 from a graduate who have been unemployed for years, not to talk of the transport fare wasted going to such fruitless interviews or job chat as they usually call it.
Some people even borrow money to pay these sheep in wolves clothing, who promise them heaven on earth. Some will tell you that you will make half a million within 1 month and all that. If you're not careful, you will take a loan that you will not be able to repay thus causing embarrassment and lack of rest of mind. An unemployed person should have only himself to worry about, not having debts also.

So I believe that if we are properly guided, we will not fall into the hands of these scammers.
Having said that, there are ways by which one can identify a fake or scam interview invitation and there fore avoid such waste of time and money. The good thing is that most of their messages come in the same format, so you will know its fake!

1. The message does not bear a company name: most of these scammers won't include their names on the message you will receive. All you will see are the address, the time and date and a phone number. A genuine company will not hide its identity from a potential employee.

2. The message will say "interview/job briefing": whatever job briefing means I don't know!
3. You will see a code or reference: something like "HR=0056" or "REF=002". This is an indication of the code number of the person who invited you to the "job briefing".
4. It will contain a phone number: this is the number of your referer. Most genuine companies don't give phone numbers.
5. You will see HR Admin in the message instead of company name
6. If you call their number, they will be reluctant to give info on the company.


And pls, ignore those people sharing job flyers on the streets, and those ones they paste on walls. Those are scammers and some ritualists too. And also most of these so called agencies are avenues for duping unsuspecting job seekers. Pls shine your eyes well well.
I will post the names of some of these fake companies/ agencies later.

Pls if you have any experiences inthe hands of these scammers kindly share it here so that others can learn and avoid them too. Thank you

Cheers!

. God will clothe u with witches and wizards arrow proof for sharing this post. Jst got a message with this content "HR/HZL/5. U are invited for a test/job assessment on 23rd july,2014 by 1.30pm at trinity house 84 itire road,by morgans bus stop mushin,lagos...it does not have any number to call and the company name... The code number is HR/HZL/5. Pls are they scammers also?

Barselonia: Yes Na... Na luck

partner in grade,,, consolation words!!!

Djtm: I've read this stance (and other POVs) on facebook. The thing is, it is not their job to do so. They are not responsible for us. They are not our "Daddy". African phamarceuticals should rise up and take the challenge too. If foreigners work on a cure, good. If they don't, well...

You don't say "the reason I'm not in school is because my neighbour did not pay my school fees. When his kids start going to school, I know he'll pay school fees."

making sense for the first time...

lasheez: Irishkez,rutibaby,iwakolewa,mezebel,maryhaam,tofenof

. Y u dey carry my name for mouth like pure water seller? Na watin mezebel do u my bros?

Some tatoo b like ring worm

mstik: I'm appalled....and intrigued.

only u?

Life without mezebel is like jezebel on earth!!!



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Mezebel

When God takes u to another level,He gives u the ability to maintain the level




Your position today is someone's prayer point






What God cannot do,can never exist



Always pray to realize ur open doors and to always realize wen ur current door is closed. Happy sunday all!!!


By mezebel

2missed calls

I hate her outfit,looks like a fulani female tax collector in alaba!!! MtweEe

Uk abeg use ur cctv help us find our missing virgins,,,, we can use our witch method find okafor for u... Barter is good!

Kanwulia: I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE #9 !!!!!!

Sorry, I can't live with ANY MAN UNDER THE SAME ROOF!!!!
Especially, A NIGERIAN one!!!
VERRRRRRRRRRRRY DRYYYYYYY, BORRRRRRRRING AND SUFFOCATING!

Please, VISIT YA CHILDREN AND GO!!!! ME NO GET IM TIME TOO!

I gaaatz NO PATIENCE for egotistical MEGALOMANIACS!!!!

I don pass all that to "Cherish and Hold" stage tey tey!!!

TUFIAKWA!!!!!

We fit jam for party! I don't like to share my BED OR BATHROOM!!!!!

I love my space!!!!!!

homo!!!

sadiq313: did I hear u jst said lie,,,mayb u nid mor enlightenmment on dis bt I jst prray u c d beauty in islam,,v u eva hrd a bomb blast ,in saudi arabia,, dts bkos dey practise d true religion of islam,,u cn leav ur car pakd outsyd withouttt fear of theft,,hw u eva hrd of rape cases dia,

until u realize the witchcraft behind that book and chaplet u resight each day,ur life will continue to be in deceitful state... Look at how ur religion have kept Nigeria,,, religion of war..

Ladystewie: proof

who dash u one,

U wey get fibroid belly

Leetunechi: Abeg wetin be aisle?

na american ice cream

freshPikin: Yeah, I agree with you bro.
https://horyaalnews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/10.jpg

is this tumor or fibroid??

oppinionated: You and your ilk are the main cause of Nigeria's backwardness

may Holy Ghost wipe u koboko for mouth there! NL witch craft...

aluunoble: Hey stop playing with my surname b4 u'll be ebolad......or worst still chiboked!

But seriously ALUU is ma surname!


Dnt ast me d meaning coz even my ancestors gat no explanation! I'm a native of Unwana, the home of Akanu Ibiam, in Afikpo-North LGA, Ebonyi State....

Jst gave u d above brief biodata b4 u guyz will lynch me electronically.......

BTW wat is wrong wit 10yr olds nowadays? 10yr old was caught wearing an explosive hijab in an SUV n nw 10yr old caught wearing witchcrafty explosive? Smh

bia nwa unwana jokwa... U no sabi say aluu means abormination? Unwana people sabi answer disgusting names ranging from mbe(tortoise) oke(rat) okpani(mumu first son) uka(talk) enya(eye) among other miserable ones. Abeg u guys should embrace changes cos those name has effect on the bearer

Do not spare a witch to live... No bribery for this red handed case o!



But I thought witch case no dey for police?
Abe constitution don include them?

Kzinne: Mr Man for your information you are the criminal here. First of all what right do you have to give him a chase? Did he rob you? He could have gone to the police and called you a criminal who was trying to kill him. Like someone said because you gave him how much does not make you his father. you could have gone to the police if you suspected any foul play. don't take the law into your hands. you're one of those who follow the crowd in dispersing jungle justice. His car may have broken down again. you never could have known. And if truly hes a criminal, you are nothing better than that man. you are also a criminal.

. O boy see the corporate begger here o! Guy retun dat money before the man hug transformer o!

Twenty five mosquitoes with 30liters of gallon seeking for mama nkechi who happens to own a pipeline ... This mosquitoes do bongery biz on her body on daily basis!!! This is the end of mama nkechi...school dismiss! Away!

ogashman: him for sell d car na

the car fit b borrowed one or even stolen

ogashman: him for sell d car na

the car fit b borrowed one