₦airaland Forum

gangstaboo:
lol what is apu? I would like to try it

LMAO! i wish you luck with that

Totally doubt you'ld find it in the states.

runaway- the corrs

Second chance!! omg, they had all the qualities of a cheap and intriguing soap!! plus that man- the reincarnated guy- was FINE!!!

emmboy:
@InesQor why r u so crossed with my post? 1. U dont tell me what or what not to post. 2. What i posted shouldn't be in d joke section cos what happened is a reality and not a joke. 3. I was not trying to make those living with HIV feel bad cos i didnt fabricate the story i only photocopied it. So i dont see any reason why u should choose for me or judge me. I am a free person and i love expressing myself as in putting all* my cards on the table.

Seeing as people with HIV are actually 'real' people and that they feel bad enough already, im already visualizing one goin thru your original post. Yes its not the first but its one of them. Then to worsen it, they now see this particular one, with you making excuses for your ignorance by saying "its reality". Alright. il just wait till you or someone close to you gets the disease (dont even say tufia kwa. if there is no cure in the next three years IT IS going to happen), then il remind you how free you were those days you were putting all your cards on the table. Shior.

Lol let you into my private life?

give you ammunition to attack me if you ever wanted to??

LOL. im smarter that that

Lmao flesh of your flesh ke?
Of cos ul recognize medusa. . .but i knew her before clash of the titans came out
sure we could facebook but,
just incase you didnt know,
im married hooked  

Pataki is cool, Sam Milla is hilarious but doesnt like being argued down,
doyin13 is just a naughty fella lol,
190 is funny (to me, he hasnt attacked me yet)
na2day is actually not as carefree as i thought he was,
streetwize and InesQor are crazily smart,
and chamotex is a. . .lol. .

InesQor:
@lysaa: There is only one rule. "Never believe a lie."

@streetwize: hey Mr 0.2% Good to see you around again. I guess this post is to serve as your future alibi against her 99.8% claims

Lol you just busted him hehe

190:
yes i dont wear boxers 4 quicker acess, here come and check mi out

EWWWWW!!!

Lmao!! my roommate and i were just discussing that. What in the world do they want to explain??

Wow. No wonder you wanted to compare pant sizes

as small as your boxers

I wouldn't even wait to dust the sand off my feet on my way OUT!!

Why did you even pick them up in the first place? Pants are really small, after the rain, theyl all dry up (probably before the owners came home). You just stressed yourself unnecessarily. Mshew. And i'm sure you were really feeling like a gladiator, saving the 'poor' women's pants. Lmao!!

InesQor:
Glorification of infidelity in the name of covert operations? You're such a bloated Cacafuego.
Guy, stop being a wasted disgrace to men just to attempt to satisfy the insatiable urges of your own microphallus. Your life is on its way to expiry already
This is plain buncombe.
One piece of advice to the ladies, it's much better to just commit suicide than to fall in love with a fatuous jerk like this.

LOL!!! Ok ok, Inez, easy on the poor guy. Apparently, he has been bitten hard enough by that "possessed gender." even though he deserves it!

indie22:
So coz of that, I can't fit to stress myself over anybody, the moment he cheats, I don begin condition my mind already. No need for any reaction, ill just know to myself that it marks the beginning of the end for us.

You cant forgive him? 

InesQor:
My love, I need to find a way to collapse time. I can hardly wait to eat these and more, out of your hands!

Lolz, you that doesn't even like eating. . .

Nne, im glad you enjoyed your meal, Hope you dont stop there tho, there's jollof rice, fried rice, nkwobi, pepper soup, amala, dodo, soaked garri and groundnuts, eba, egusi, ogbono, edikaikong, nsala soup, and a lot other delicacies to try out with your igbo (go igbo!, go igbo!!) man

and as for the pple asking whats so special about eating fufu that you had to made a thread off of it, goodness knows iv seen worse. so pay them no heed

daduke2k:
*weeps* nw u ve made me cry. *runs off thread*

LmAO! Inez, are we sure daduke is male??

BlakkBoi:
I cheated on my Ex but in a CIA ( Covert ) way. I loved and respected her so much that I have to ensure she never caught me sleeping with any of her friends. Although i did not sleep with more than 3 of her friends, but I believe my action made them respect her more.
I decided to break up with her because she cheated on me. I seriously can't stand her cheating on me under my nose.

One piece of advice to the guys,
Loving a pretty girl that you are not married to with all your heart is the ultimate suicide mission. Heart Attack and you are RIMI.

So you cheated on your girlfriend with THREE of her friends and they (the friends you cheated with o) RESPECT you more?? ANd then she is your EX because you sound out she cheated on you ONCE??

Im lost.

tayo_ast:
[color=#B03060]waving flag ft david bisbal -- k'naan[/color]

BEST SONG EVEEEEERRRRR!!!

Love most of the songs on this page.

op- Angel, Natasha beddingfield.

^^^^

Haha should we make a poll?

InesQor:
Girl: I love you
Boy: (lean closer and infuse a breathtaking 2-minute kiss into her lips. By the time she recovers from that she has forgotten)

LMAO! ahn ahn 2 minutes??

~Sauron~:
That will be her 'death sentence'

Woah!!!! omo thats harsh o! why now??

~Sauron~:
I don't hide me love for ca$h.
Babe go slap me? Na Yam?

She'l beg later now 

and if she truly loved you, she wouldn't hesitate to beg. . . "properly" hehe

semid4lyfe:
Babe: I love you
Me: You know how I feel about you nah

LOL! i swear il adopt that one if i could!! why didnt i think of it before? perfect!

~Sauron~:
Babe: I Love You.
Sauron: I Love Money more. . . .

yh right! like you are really goin to say that. babes go just land you slap fast fast. . .

lol it does seem so. Im in US tho. ul find a small batch of us here.

+ its Nigeria, not Africa,

Yup! but if you want to learn the tones and all, you have to actually hear it. maybe you should ask your bf to teach you first.

^^^

By the left side of your profile u'l see a bold "modify settings". underneath it are a number of options, you should click forum profile information. The modify your settings to your hearts content.

Lol hope you have as much fun as you expect.

If you need advice about your man's culture, you cud ask moi. Im igbo too.

190:
poster
You are too dull

too many dull guys around nland these days~

Omo just use peg-
clip your nose~
Close eye enter the tin!

after all you should be through in no distance time!
The blood nor go kill you and u wont smell nothing!!

menses no de kill na!!

Just do the damn tin!

EWWWWW!!!