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rman:
I have read several posts on cheating on Nairaland and everytime someone raises the topic some people come out to kick against this reality among us.

Yes, not all men and women cheat, but beleive me[b] the chances that it is going to happen to you is very, very high.
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If you catch your spouse cheating? What better way to punish the person than to leave quietly after the discovery. If they still have a little conscience, he/she will come begging. What you do afterwards is up to you.

If they don't come begging , don't bother asking yourself why.

Realy it is a no win situation if you deeply care for them.

As for me, IT IS OVER. The image can't be erased from my mind lai lai.

LOOL!! ok then, leave for a little while. note taken.

+ voice command

davidylan:
no problem but our "friendship" would take a serious dent from that day on.

that means there is problem now

Hmmm. Good question.

I think it depends on the time interval. Did your friend wait at least 6 months?

chamotex:
So all my fantasies with Halle Berry and Naomi Ryan are acts of cheating?

I'm soooo sorry

LMAO. You're not well lol. I forgot to say, it has to be "REALISTIC!!!"

chamotex:
What if I only had the thought of 'sharing' 'it' with some one else?
Is that cheating?

God has a reason for looking at hearts. If you'r already considering it, then its only a matter of time before it happens. Your mind is your motivator, your personal adviser, your action-generator. So you thinking it is as good as you doing it.

ibabalol:
stone yourself to death

Chai! na so the love be? loooool

ayettymama:
no not at all, uve even made it[b] worse[/b], wats the difference between him cheating once and cheating again?

A lot. Once could be a mistake, twice exasperating, thrice. . .you'r on your own.

kizito902:
i just have to forgive her. ive cheated on her before.maybe na me cause am to do me back ;(

LMAO! i like how you said that. . .but i dont think you should let her know she's free because you cheated on her before. The child that the father instructed to steal will not sneak in, he will kick the door open.

chamotex:
What constitutes cheating sef?

That hasn't even being established concretely. I think its when i'm giving you my 'all' and you cheat me by sharing your's with some one else.

ayettymama:
ok lets go back to the beggining

did u see that??

a most effective reaction to what?? show how much your hurt??

if u think something will definitely happen to you then why will u try and stop it??

InesQor go back on op posts

i seriously dont get wat u mean, are we trying to prevent or are we trying to find the best screenplay to go??


shes not trying to prepare for the cheating, shes looking to prepare some drama after cheating to stop him from cheating more
she didnt say she wants to know how to deal with it; but im beggining to think thats what she meant, in that case she needst o change it up!

and no, hell no, i dont go into relationships thinking, or fearing my guy will cheat, i dont prepare for cheating, i dont condone cheating, nd i dont believe all men cheat but if a woman does then her mind is made up and she should deal with it, not develop tantrunsy, but all the same people are different, noted- the only preparation for op is to take her husband to the hospital regularly for hIV testing and after having kids always use a condom!

OK. Let me simmer it down for you. I have heard that all men cheat. If this is true, then one man would eventually cheat on me. What can be done to stop it from happening[b] twice?
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get it now??

kpolli:
now is this topic for women who's spouses cheat?

Lol not just women alone. I would actually love to hear a guy's view.

deluxecad:
If it's my galfriend, I'll man up to d dude(if he's someone I can handle) poking her and deliver several painful jabs to his cheek for straying into a croc's territory. I'll go home and help myself to some chilled cans of Guinness. I'll play along with my girl as soon as she apologises, but she'll never make it to the altar with me after I must have enough of her I'd love to. If na my wife, she'd better start going to her father's house from there. No scenes will be created. After providing her all she needs. She has all d blames, not her cheating mate.

keep your cool? and then what? what happens after the test results come out? say they are negative. how do stop him/her from doin it again?

ayettymama:
lolz, none of my siblings will be bringin u home den!!

its ok- theres always yankee marriage!

but no its not an attack on personality- its a im not really in the mood for anyones trouble because aff parents can be judgemental!!!

Haha are you sure none of them have a fetish for that stuff secretly??

I know its not a personality thing, but he'll be looking for trouble to tell me to take it off in that manner. If he didn't remember before then. . . pele.

If at the end he doesn't marry you because you wear an anklet then kneel down and thank God for his infinite blessings.

InesQor:
If that guy was really serious with himself and his girlfriend, he would have given her adequate notice back at her place!

Some maturity was heavily lacking there.

Lol he forgot now. . .hehehe

So i wear an anklet, waistbeads, have more than one piercing.

Would i start taking them ALL off in the car? LMAO

Its all part of my personality. He should have known that.

Maybe if he asked me earlier tho, i would have considered it.

LMAO

This is bare jokes. . .

Ayetty. . .

I think you should review your logic. Its rather. . .unfounded.

sigidi:
i wonder[b] y ppl think men can't do without cheatin,[/b] dere r guys out dere who don't.  @ topic well i dont kno if dere's a best way but for me, i'll delete all d memories we shared if u kno wat i mean n in no time i'm all good to go.

Lol, actually iv heard it so much, im starting to wonder if there's some truth in it. Thats why im asking for the best 'vaccine' lol. Apparently, i may never need it.

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LOL. what does 'nigerians' have to do with it?

When i said his cheating was inevitable, i didnt mean it would be incessant.

If your man keeps cheating, then you shouldnt even be with him.

Iv never been cheated on, i just thought i should get prepared.

It may never happen tho, because i dont 'believe' in it. I was simply asking.

kemisuga:
Will jump inside the well.  No no just kidding.
Will clap for him and tell him to enjoy himself. 

L I F E IS GOOD - SO ENJOY TILL YOU BREAK DOWN!!!!

Hahaha are you sure?? in that case instead of clapping i recommend the triple sin for you then 

InesQor:
I will drag a chair closer and sit down and watch them.

Of course the guy will scramble and leave - only without his clothes - I and my dogs will make sure of that.

Then I and my wife will have a talk.

The contents of the talk is none of y'allz business. 

P.S. If it was my girlfriend, it's definitely over. Sorry. Wife? We will make things work.

*shivers*

Ah, Inez

"im a high scorer since you'r my balance sheet"

. . .the things you do with words. . .

You're like a world class chef with english.

aisha2:
Deliver ke? I ra out for my dear safety and abandoned the silly Conflakes and wine. When they saw me they had the guts to aske where i went? Where I went? I still remind them of that anytime they send me to do their dirty work till today, when they talk about loyalty i remind them of that experince with them. I stii go and Still from Old mans room but only for myself never for them, he still trusts me till today, when i go home, he lets only me into his room, when he is in the other room, i stash all i want in his sitting room, then pick it when i come out meanwhile still looking like a saint, funny thing is he always reports missing items to me and accuses my sisters of being the culprits and tells me am the only one he trusts

death!!! LOOL. . .you are very cunning sha!

haha for why? what will breaking the head do? that cant stop him from cheating. . .

"cept you'r talking about another 'head' . . .

i simply say. . .

I LOVE ME TOO

but seriously, whats wrong with thank you? i say that too if i think im happy you love me (bu its not mutual). i think its a great response.

Cool!!!
I guess that just guarantees il never get cheated on then. 

^^^
that sounds highly sensible, thanks 

creampy:
when the woman cheats she will surely ends it in this triangle.

Errr. . .surely??

*thinking to self. . .hmm googles. . .190 seems to care o. . . **

googles:
i caught my ex red-handed on top of his ex in his place and i was like "waoh". . . . . i walked out as jejely as i walked in even helped the e-diots to close

the door and i went straight to my house to cook rice even tho' i just left the school canteen, buh i just had to keep myself busy so my mind would be

with me. . . . . . he came with his bestie to beg me dat night nd i offered dem rice     his besty was giving me a queer look like "wtf is wrong with you ?

rake or bring down the roof lets see some emotion" but truth is i was too numb to do anything.

Awwwww googles. . .*big sniff*. . .
. . .you now served them rice. . .

i hope you made him scrub them entire house cinderella style while begging!!
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johnterry4:
Re: Whats The Best Way To React If You Found Your Spouse Cheating?

IF A WOMAN CHEATS.CONNECT A BOILING RING TO POWER AND INSERT IT INTO HER PUNANIE AND ELECTROCUTE HER.LET HER FEEL THE BOILING DIK.

Boiling ring Chei!!
*chanting get thee behind me satan* lol

But dude, havnt you cheated before?

streetwize:
missy dat one is 4 your own gud oh, Its like som1 givin u hot Iyan and gbegiri soup. . . u wont accept??

my man its not my fault, Im like magnet to the babe, she no go gree make I jus go in peace

Haha, see you mentioning peace, you should be happy Inez is here so my mood no wan rise, else we for don give NL historic day lol. you know iv never had gbegiri before?

streetwize:
Ha mhistroll. . . its jus fact now. . I normally hav one dumb one for bed and a smart one to yarn with

thats why you've been begging me to come on skype ehn, streetstuff?

Krayola:
haha. lesson tisha prease don't beat me o. Hinglish hard o

I swim in ot hoil for fun  

Once upon a time I f'ed my ex

Lmao why did you stop?

and Inez abeg this isnt the religion thread na, darkness is when light is deneutered ko,   

Lol and you, gutterwise, see how your just exposing your true self. Tramp oshi.

why hare you 'aving two negatives in your sentence dude??

lol thats nice to know,

streetwize:
moley u dey vex?? ahn ahn . . . u 2 dey spoil show sef. . . I was tryin 2 throw Inez off the trail. . .
let him relax then b4 he can say oh-boy, i will jump in like jumpin-jacks  

Streetstupid, you get sense small sha, im highly impressed lol.
@ Acidrain, why so serious??

acidrop:
all this for a girl that u gonna be unfaithful to

UNFAITHFUL ke??

LMAO!

'cept your willing to do a triple sin with us, 

Streetdumb just carry your bad market dey go juh.