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keep quiet,
but carry an extra size dress, a big roll of tissue, and mascara,
because she's gonna regret that decision at the party or wteva it is y'all are goin to.

michelin89:
Believe me if there is hope for you, there is hope for everyone!

LMAO!!! you see i told you not to look for trouble!

hehe i like how she says no condition is permanent lol,

yh fiswu you dont want a guy translating for you, they tend to spew trash lol. il be your translator

and il charge lower too

lol, hey bigrod. nice name you got there

na2day?:
i dont want to have to remarry thats why

i should be saying that dear. now enough with all this talking. *bounces*

kpolli:
everyday we go to church to pray against world people like this commenters here,
white ppl took his forefathers away use am for slave,
bros vex find mugu scam,
u his ppl r exposing him here,
he needs to go to church cos his enemies have increased

lmao!! i concur, you guys should stop exposing the poor guy now,

na2day?:
lol, fear dey catch u?

yes oo abeg, eww, nyway my first kiss was wen i was, 10? yh. eww too. best kiss at 16 tho.

na2day?:
so lets get kinky tonight

loooooooooooool, i just rmbred one 'girl spat in my mouth while sex' post like that, no kinky for me abeg,just normal sex wud do.

if uv been usin it nd it workd for yu, twud work for me then. haba sha honey, you worry too much!

guilty, . i didnt notice anything diff tho,didnt taste no bad stuff or nytn. but then maybe i was just really happy that he loved me like that  

theyr stll under your name honey!

na2day?:
that is eh! i don talk am tey tey say for judgement day, God go get separate line for nigerians 

looooooooooooooool, we are not normal mehn, chai!!

LOOOOl, you wonder what happend?? thats what kinky sex does to you baby!

na2day?:
agbada don hook wire

LMFAO!!! nna nawa o, na reeeeal wa. i should change my signature to wonders shall never cease.

na2day?:
awww, isn't that why i picked u? 

To depress you?? ha! why didnt you tell me since! *runs and grabs ALL his credit cards in gleee* you'r the best honey!!!

na2day?:
i said u should look for trouble simply bcuz u are too beautiful and i dont want any1 scratch that beauty off. in my case, i can live with the scratches

aww, how thoughtful of you . but you shudda askd if i wanted to marry somone with cat scratches everywhere

na2day?:
sum1 accidentally kissed u?

SHETT!! And you told me not to look for trouble!!!

wow. how can a simple comment like, 'na u be my madam, na u biko' mean he wants to bleep her its just a harmless 'hands raised i want no trouble' thing for chrissakes!

nna nawa for you guys o!

ooooooh, how i love fights, . Keep it up!!!

Love online hmmmm,

awww baby completely pacified. infact come back here lets have that bath together,

chic2pimp:
Which na2day?
Is it the same dude that chases skirts all over NL?

Should i pretend i didnt read this too??

Gosh!! i have read enough nonsense on this thread!! Mikeala you just supplied me with a lot of intelligent gibberish to go by for a year. WOW!!! why is this thread even on the romance section?? go to the religion thread and show yourself there!!!
, *still speechless*

na2day?:
say no to drugs!

LOOOOOL,

urm, taye diggs all the way. but i see no comparison tho, hard to blve the other dude's got a wife and kids.

^^^^
yeah, but he hasnt paid no bride price . so im free to roam.

paulonline:
'Love is in da air'

valentine has passed. why is your topic heading different?

^^^^
looool, joker.

platinumnk:
the poster also said she wasnt happy about the way she looked.
We are only exclaiming how beautiful the poster is.

of all places to admit that ur not happy about your looks, nairaland. apparently she needs more advice than dress options.

H2O2:
but i didn't mean it. i'm sorry
gosh don't be mean

aite. forgiven. hello.

Kgdavid:
hey guys watch it. mhismole is mine. we have already been through our first marital crisis

lmho, right. lol

H2O2:
Geez sorry

dont pull the harassed tone on me juh. you startd it off callin me weirdo first time we meet.

jeeeez, the chica asked for advice on WHAT TO WEAR!! all this love urself posts and all that, smh. @op, def try that empire dress thing somone posted down here. make sure the dress is reallly long, at least past ankle length, and the same colour throughout. dont go for busy designs tho. hope this helped.

^^^^^
wow. almost unbelievable. pele k?

first time on a plane, was little, but i stil rmbr some stuff. i know it was to China cos il nvr forget the people there (short and funny lookin) and that was the first time i ate rice and veggie. urgh. nyway i rmbr crying a loot on the plane, and i refused to be pacified until my dad bought me two ribenas. i gave one to some white girl cos her skin looked funny to me too, and we walked arnd the plane together. funny no one stoppd us. my mom was all to relieved of my incessant crying to try.

since then, iv been an odd child lool. i love take-offs and landings, and the only thing nice about the rest of the flight is turbulence. Popsi was pretty scared when we flew together (first time that happend) and i kept muttering 'turbulence please for God's sake'

H2O2:
na you and na2day

takes one to know one!

henryhemon:
@Mhismole ,
Did i say you are pretty?

thank you sweethrt,

na2day?:
not so fast, u promised me some bleeping

better start sacrificing those chickens then!

H2O2:
lmao weirdos

huh where??

na2day?:
where and when? i am game

*sighs and gives up*