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For you obedience, i shall buy you scooby snacks!!! Lmao,

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mayor007:
Acid rain has been falling for ages now. Wonder why itz just getting frontpage attention in Nigeria. It is a form of rain that is unusually acidic and has harmful effects on plants and aquatic animals. Caused by emissions of compounds of ammonium, carbon, nitrogen and sulphur. Caused naturally by the splitting of nitrogen compounds by the energy produced by the lightening strikes or the release of sulphur dioxide into the atmosphere by volcanic eruptions. WE ARE IN THE END TIME.

lool this just contradicted your whole epistle

sulad82i:
this happens every time it rains.
so its not a big deal

I swear, esp in lagos, with all those fumes,

abeg jare. this is ignorance at its best.

dont worry ur umbrella's will withstand the acid. iranu. kmt.

Bless you!! Please update us on further happenings, im very interested to see how this turns out.
But in the meantime, goodluck and Godspeed!

It depends,
Its always smart to memorize numbers.
its similar to backing up your computer. yes you have it stored,
but this is life mehn. ANYTHING CAN HAPPEN.

hackney:
We had this thermometer on top of the tele and Dad said that one day the thread will drop below zero and it would snow. (in Imo state!!)
I and my sister will sneakily go and shake this thermometer like mad, turn it upside to no avail.

After we realised that he told us that so that we can stay indoors watching the thermometer instead of wandering
out of the compound.

Looool, thats really creative. How did he even think of it? lolz

blank:
That is the funniest thing i av eva heard. LWKMD!

Lol, thanks

Congrats chaircover!! Your posts make so much sense!

Im so sorry spicymum (lol love the name)
im not married, but please dont divorce him yet
His behaviour, from what you have told us,
is a crystal clear case of depression.
Like chaircover said.
It could be cos he's alone, but dont give up on him please
You'r prolly the only thing he's got.

there are some drugs that treat depression too, wish you luck and God's help.

Nawa o,
Iv read a lot of nonsense on this thread. The Bride is rich. Her culture allows her to ask whatever she wants for her dowry. And the foolish man, instead of beggin her that he cant afford it, suggests 5000 naira

And you guys are here saying trash about her being a gold digger.

Im not even goin to talk much. So disgusted.

denzel2009:
I knew someone in Ibadan then that could use a teabag like 5 times. After each use, he hangs the teabag on a nail behind his kitchen door.

LMAO!!

@ poster, once my parents and i stopped at Biggs after church. Mumsi is a slow eater so i and my dad were done before she was. We decided not to wait for her cos she'd take forever. The next thing this woman did shocked us to the marrow. She took the little nylon bag for the meatpie, turned it inside out and poured her remainin fanta inside. After tucking it into her really classy bag(imagine), she looked at us and was like, "What? i owe u??"

I swear the things that woman does,

abeg jare, mama-gee is my personal person juh. She's gettin the attn and y'all are just hating.

LMAO!! Iv practically died on this thread, its some serious jokes

esp the "Good morning Africa" cup post, thats totally my mum mehn, and the dad looking under the bed to find his car,

*wiping tears from my eyes*

FL Gators:


@post
Why does this story remind me of the man who threw himself inside the well and told Yardua to send him #1 billion naira if he wants him to get out of the well?

_{Nigerian men do this stupidest stuff sometimes}

LMAO!!! did that really happen??

Are you kidding??
in a house with more than 10 inhabitants
and three floors-
there are dozens of tv's and remotes mehn. else kasali go seriously bust!

Jeez.

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-414415.99999.html#bot

thread closed. Apparently its mama-gee and the whole of nl.

peace pple!

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Lol! i guess i can guarantee you that much,

InesQor:
@Mhismole: Well, when I rearranged your own name I got HI MOSLEM and I'M HOLMES.
So I know you're either a Muslim, or you're a really smart detective  
We both know which one it is, right?

So you should apply those detectives skills. . . or just don't bother. The message is in your IM already, sent it like 20 mins ago.

LMAO!!!! Haba! i was only trying to learn new things now!

InesQor:
@Mhismole: Don't pretend with me jare! 21 etc etc guaranteed to etc etc 

ok now i really dont know what you talking about. the only thing i can get is drinking. and i dont drink. much.

AqRiUs Age:
This is the dawning of the age of Aquarius!
*dancing*

thats how I came up with mine  

Either that or my astro sign and the fact that am infatuated with my current age?

I seriously dont know jareeee, I just like the name.

Yay! thats my sign too!!

InesQor:
Yeah, okay, right. Only moderators and the admin can change thread titles.

Where have I been?

Keeping away from you 

My mama told me to stay away from bad influence 

Bad influence? me?? what did i do?

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loool, i actually wasnt referring to you,
i was talking to the poster. thats if
he can change it.

Its all hi's for you now . where have you been nyway?

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Hey!! sup?

change the "came" to come,

and Miss with a diff spelling, and Mole cos i have one  

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you say it like you dont know her,

waleski:
So u created a thread with d hope dat mamagee nd amaka wil continue their feud nd make u entertained mlsmole u really like drama i recommend d politics section u wil find fights dere

Noooo oh! honestly! i just wanted to know!

i mean, thats hoping for too much now,

@ na2day?

You see my point? make sense! what case do i have??

na2day?:
a gym? is that what u call your room?

I swear your case is worse than i thought.

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lmao market gini? for them to dance atilogwu or what??
nah, just asking.

Whats up with Mama-gee and THE AMAKA? Who stole who's bread??

@ na2day?

Your really just a troublemaker o. You need to get a life. *sitting behind the keyboard rubbing his hands together waitin for somone to reply his reply*,

Why not register at a gym instead??

mama-gee:
Who made the Cocky statement, Mhismole.
Plus, I agree with you, maybe they'll now realize I'm watching them and they'll finally stop.

mama-gee:
Why does everyone call my name every section of the forum I go, what's with this never-ending Obsession?

does that answer your qstn??

InesQor:
Hey Bambino!!!!!!!!!!! Whatzaaaaap?     

By the way, I wasn't talking about myself when i said Catastrophy bla-bla, I was laughing at the fights on the thread.

For me, I'm much the very same person. But you know that already! 

lol i know, thats why i said i like fights hehe

woow. talk about a cocky statement. good question, il be waiting for the answers, 
Hopefully some heads will roll. Hopefully.

InesQor:
Catastrophe meets kata-kata

Lool, i laugh in silence o,

@ poster, im very much the same. quiet, confident, and ever ready to watch a fight