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Samakus:
Hi guys. It's Christmas morning but let me have your thoughts on this.

Just coming back from early morning Christmas service of my church. I have a friend (a girl] that is just a normal hello/hi kind of friend. Nothing between us.

At the close of service, she met me and suggested that I marry her. Initially I thought she was joking but she reaffirmed her stand saying that she has been given all manner of ģreenlights but it's like I take her for a sister. She bluntly asked that if I like her, I should marry her and that she will provide half of the cost of the wedding. I didn't know what to say cos truly, that's a first time for me.

She knows my woman and I told her so but she's was like, 'your woman can't give you this offer that I'm giving you and it's better you marry who loves you more than you love her.

I don't really like her in a romantic way. I See her more as a friend but this move from her got me thinking.

I love my woman and but I know she's not ready right now either. What will you do if you're in my shoes.

Insults are welcomed too. Based on nairaland way

assholemods:
Son of akuna lol

PandoraObi:
May God deliver us from zombidients and the

assholemods:
I have no sense

assholemods:
I am a mumu

fof1:
Can You Swear to urself that, You are Faithfjl before God and Man? Is that the only reason for Divorce?

Bvlgari:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SgCHMFbFtkc

Restaurant owner embarasses male customer because he paid with the new N1000 naira note after eating and she refused it saying she doesnt know that kind of money

It turned to a big fight...She even tore his trousers

https://www.instagram.com/reel/CmhhRVnJkuP/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=

herkeem:

May the joy and great gift of this Christmas be the renewed hope that we can and will forge a better Nigeria with the help and guidance of Almighty God above.
 
May God bless Nigeria.
 
Merry Christmas to all! pic.twitter.com/SBvpEy2BxC

— Bola Ahmed Tinubu (@officialABAT) December 24, 2022

/mediaviewer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l3ddYGq7SS0

assholemods:
No sense.

assholemods:
As my moniker indicates, my mumu is loading blocks in Oshodi on an empty stomach. Pls don’t feel sorry for me sha!

assholemods:
Onye apari onye iberibe.

assholemods:
Go trust your mama.

assholemods:
Tomorrow you will cry of hunger.

assholemods:
Anuofia! Drunkard!

assholemods:
Blind miscreant! Keep bouncing from rally to rally during the day and looking for unsuspecting Yoruba people to rob at night. Get ready to be roasted like goat.
MiaBeer the drunk!

assholemods:
Blind miscreant! Keep bouncing from rally to rally during the day and looking for unsuspecting Yoruba people to rob at night. Get ready to be roasted like goat.
MiaBeer the drunk!

Ofunaofu:
A Townhall totally different....... from Tinubu's bulaba balabu blu blu

jeffmatt4u:
I have this Zambia babe I have been chatting with on facebook. We kind of dating, she is very in-love with me bcoz she call almost everyday both on video call and all.
Now she wants me to come over to Zambia promising to help in securing admission at her school (university of Zambia) for me by next year. she is a medical student . And she is damn serious.
So my people, how do you see this?
Is it a good idea moving to Zambia?

assholemods:
Psychiatrist patient.