₦airaland Forum

LadyRosa:
Nna guy you reason am na.
I once had a fling with a guy back in the uni days, the guy fine but e thin.And him dey useful to me because I dey use am drag money from my debtors that year...

I gats start to dey stuck my crib with fattening food so him go add flesh and he did.First day him pull, I just dey imagine weda na toothpick them dey construct am Abi...


Finally them blow him brain last year...sad.

SweetVibe:
You write like someone that grew up in the ghetto

Don't mind him. LadyRosa is a man. Just dey deceive people with (f) moniker.

LadyRosa:
Na true o
But no be the _gbola be the matter.
It's the body, anybody can have a big _dick. Some shorty dey gather am like say...

But you see skinny dudes mehn, I no just like to dey see person ribs

Some yansh go just dry like kilishi

You are a guy. Stop. Just stop abeg. What thrash.

texazzpete:
See how all the defenders of bad governance have quickly run to Nairaland to continue hustling for their BMC money �

This Twitter shutdown has hurt their industry very badly indeed. Now they’re flocking here to defend this ridiculous ban.

Sorry people, this doesn’t make Nigeria look good. You’re here posting memes and claiming “Nigeria is a sovereign NAtion, Twitter don hear word!” Meanwhile the whole world is looking at us like one mumu country and mentally classifying us with the likes of North Korea.


With this action, Lai Mohammed et al have done more to de-market Nigeria to the international community than anything else anyone has done in the past 5 years. Now we look like utter clowns.

Defend it all you want for your kobo kobo money, but we all know the truth.

Spot on. Thank you. Nairaland tribalists are just looking for where to hide in this ban. Nnamdi Kanu can answer for whatever he said.

I am not from East, but I am ashamed that this country is run aground every time the Presidency takes a dumb decision in the name of fighting for our sovereignty.

plaindealer:
Feel so proud and happy to be a Nigerian

#FG and #NGPOWER banned Twitter and one day later, heaven did not fall and Twitter is making amends, deleting terrorist and destructive anti-Nigerian tweets off its platform.

Respect us as a nation and stop promoting violence, terrorist activities and the destruction of Nigeria.

God Bless Nigeria.

What is this one saying?
Are you proud of the destruction of lives and livelihood of the poor by government policies since Buhari came into power, the continuous CBN policies that have destroyed the naira and impoverished Nigerian salary-earners and businessmen and women?

Or the continual dilapidation of our educational institutions and standards for the upcoming generations, with no end in sight to strikes and shutdowns?

Or you are also proud that your country Nigeria by this Twitter ban has sent a stronger message to foreign investors never to come here since every court will align with the interest of the federal government, without any hope that they will get a fair hearing or be treated well? Even the almighty Shoprite SA got tired recently and left.

Or it is the pride of tormenting and frustrating the efforts of young people to sanitize this country of corrupt leaders and get Nigeria working again through freedom of speech and access to platforms that allow dialogue and expression of their fundamental human rights?

You are proud of failure and you know it. This government is the most oppressive and tyrannic government Nigerians have ever known. You should be ashamed not proud.

GuyWise101:
Nna mehnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

[s]Another Yoruba boy dying for his Fulani masters[/s]

He is not a Yoruba man at all.
I've been following him for a year now.
The idiot is an Igbo man masquerading in Nairaland as Yoruba. Go and see all his likes and shares. He supports IPOB and is from the South East, always commenting in the opposite as if he is Anti-Igbo but he is just a sponsored thug looking for cheap fun by slamming two heads together.

Nwanna, don't be deceived at all. ọ bu nwoke igbo zuru oke.

tgmservice:
Its been a really tough ride in this company but am moving ahead now

My brother, God will help you. Quiting a job is not an easy decision. Many people are tied to the jobs they hate like fan belt in a car.

Chai. Naira don suffer for dollar hand.

Neddstark:
Look at this backward thinking gay of an slowpoke. Keep cursing, it is your miserable family and generations you are cursing. Them don curse Buhari tire, anybody for your village better pass am till now? Retarded up bastard like you inciting people to fight against the government and die. Your curses kill you there. Miserable soul.

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Nobody ask for your number?
We are NOT interested in doing business with CURSED WICKED APC BLOODSUCKERS!!!

Neddstark:
A curseless curse never comes to pass. All you said right now is going to start manifesting in your life from this moment Amen. By the way, what is stopping you from blocking the tollgate right now.

Shebi you no dey fear CURSE?
Why are you using style to dodge the 'curseless curse'?

Wait very well. The curses will soon arive.
You never see anything. WICKED MAN.

Neddstark:
All you people just had to do was go home. Just leave the fucking tollgate. They begged you, they warned you. Instead of you all to move, you were claiming youth and blocking what is meant for everybody. Those that incited you were at home that night. Just obeying would have saved all these unnecessary bloodshed. Now at the end of everything, is there anybody still at the tollgate? You protesters just threw your wisdom to the dustbin. Sad some people had to be shot, sad some died. But the blockade was becoming very unnecessary. Let us move on.

You are a BIG FOOL.
You are the reason why NIGERIANS are in bondage.
You are the reason why our LEADERS shoot at us.
You are a waste of space.

YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND THE MEANING OF UNARMED PEACEFUL PROTEST.

God will require the BLOOD OF THE INNOCENT FROM YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN'S CHILDREN UNBORN because you have SUPPORTED EVIL in a selfish attempt to clear the road for yourself and others like you to pass.

DEMONS AND BLOODSUCKERS EVERYWHERE!!!

sexybash:
(1) how come everybody on the protest ground battery died?
(2) she could provide bullet casing but no pictures?
(3) she never mentioned army taking bodies the secondday after shooting she did a video the next morning why leave important info out?
(4) the last video she did she was clearly reading a script
(5) some one just debunk death rumor on instabloger
(6) how come Nigerians want the massacare story to be true so bad?
(7) the forensic report said the army shot into the Air, how come thereport could capture the shot but not the dead bodies as claimed?
This is a typical leftist agenda, they lie and claim the victims just to suit thier narrative

This just show how gullible most Nigerians Are

Close your dirty stinking mouth.
I have the video of this BABA that died and many others. YOU ARE CURSED FOR LYING AGAINST THE DEAD!

Iamsane:
Mumu...rest!

If you are in support of this PAID APC MEMBER that came here to spread lies, may you DIE THE DEATH OF A MASSACRE!!! Amen and Amen.

sirfemoz:
Life of social media. Not saying that no one died, but lets us try and minimize spreading unverified news, it won't help us.

To those cursing and abusing the guy, he's free to believe what he wants just as you all believed what you want. Cursing and abusing him won't change or affects him.

Who told you it will not AFFECT him?
Go on WhatsApp and see how APC Members are trying so hard to cover up this #LekkiTollGateMassacre.

They have been given a clear instruction to COVER UP, DENY and REFUTE anyone on any WhatsApp group that wants to REVEAL THE TRUTH.

Amnesty International captured it.
US Department of State captured it.

If you want a link. I can share it with you freely.
All the confusion is due to political affiliations simply because they want to remain in power.

But the CURSE will be activated against anyone who LIES DESPERATELY against the blood that was shed.
That is how CURSES AND BLESSINGS work.

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sunnez1:
So what do you advice pls

If you ask me,
I think you should stay far away from stocks (since you are a newbie) and the entire financial market.
What you need to do right now is to get a Financial Adviser.
Then everything is clearly defined.

Don't hurry to buy land or buy farmland like some are advertising. It is a "seed" Investment style...which cannot support your "immediate" needs....they are good doesn't mean they are for you. Cheers. Feel free to ask further. Bless

they couldn't even use a nice WGB card customised for the unveiling ceremony. they used the agreement document signed by the artiste.
all these cheap local companies without eyes for detail.

GreatResearcher:
Nigga looking for who to scam. Soon he will call on sponsors and investors to put in their money and when they do, nigga loot the funds. This shiit reminds me of Wyclef foundation.

Cho Cho Cho Cho Cho upandan........ na by yourself you use ur head carry curse.....just like dat

Yoighaman:
This guy has never declared he's gay... he's called a cross dresser, little wonder why he's never been harrased by the authorities. My own concern be say, while forming whatever he claims to be, he's got a d**k and be nacking many lesbian babes....sharp guy making money, you'd be shocked he's never slept with a man. I strongly believe that. Dude suffered so much and simply found a way out, my opinion though.

my thoughts exactly.
he's never going to switch that dxck part of him.... until he's extremely sure it's the right time for the reverse (men's market)......some folks just can't think of anything else but bashing the guy. nobody holy pass

Raydos:
God will heal you one day bobrisky


I know you're seriously mäd

and what proof do we have that you are well?

afroniger:
.The amount of pancake this boy rubs on his face is too much.

the amount of time you also waste on other people's problems is too much....

Biglittlelois:
The night I had an accident, I didn't believe I could fly, I thank God for his mercies.

My sweet Lois who promised me all the contours in "all the right places" Lol how wonderful that you can also fly.....my love for u is growing into Superman day by day hope ur fine dear

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Awoo88:
In coaching is cheating and she was penalized. She demanded an apology. It lead to her opponent serving out that set. If you understand tennis, you will know players recover. During the second set, when she did not get her apology, she lost it and called the man a lair and a thief. The game was handed to her opponent and she gave up. That was why the official was boo.if you know tennis, she was treated unfairly.

pls help me tell him. it's not clear yet to him. kudos to you for ur clarity. 100 likes

unmask:
and you do? That is just an example.....a lot of players big or not get penalised on a regular for violating the rules. And I was using Ronaldo's case to point out a flaw in your argument.....which is why I pointed to you that your analogy was wrong

reply: way too emotional. closed

Newsmania:
A statement released by the state police command spokesperson, CSP Chike Oti, says the family is a deadly bunch of kidnappers who thrives by using the social media to lure out their victims and put them in captivity until a ransom is paid.

You don hear am!
Your social media PRIVATE information disclosure at your own risk. Better search for friendship in places you can see things koro-koro

bonechamberlain:
of getting her angry, this ur line is funny. she should learn to control her emotions. not all refs or umpire gives a damn about who u are. the umpire followed the rules and stuck to it.

go and watch the match abeg. i don't like to argue. nuff said.