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CelebritiesRe: Don-jazzy And P-square Go Shopping In Capetown by michaelbiz: 9:32pm On Feb 12, 2015
ALL Boys on point wink

#dopeSELFIE #9ja4life

na wetin dem dey call selfie be dis...no be all doz broke ass selfies lol cheesy cheesy cheesy
PoliticsRe: Picture Of Biu After Today's Bombing by michaelbiz: 9:26pm On Feb 12, 2015
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PoliticsRe: Man Pictured Destroying PDP Poster In Kaduna by michaelbiz: 8:33am On Feb 08, 2015
MurdaForker:
For a second, I wanted to call the man a nuisance bt then I felt A vandal bt then I remember how frustating GEJ administration was for second class citizen.. I wll not do that anyday bt I will never bad mouth or castigate any one that do such.
On point wink
PoliticsRe: Man Pictured Destroying PDP Poster In Kaduna by michaelbiz: 8:21am On Feb 08, 2015
If the poor man is so angry as to climb that pole with a cutlass in BROAD DAY LIGHT because of his disdain for PDP, you can bet there are millions out there wishing they had the same opportunity to show how angry they are at CLUELESSNESS!

GEJ is going down
if they like they can postpone till December cheesy
BTW, People of Kaduna are really angry oh shocked
Christianity EtcRe: Curious!! Breastfeeding Inside The Church, Right Or Wrong? by michaelbiz: 7:14am On Feb 08, 2015
glogirl:
I called you a pervert because you were in church, yet you still had the time to notice the "well ovalized breasts" instead of seeing a cute hungry baby that needs to be fed. Sometimes what we see in a situation differs from what another person sees and it's an outcome of the contents of our minds.
You said you corrected the young mother but you don't know if she took your advice. Well, my advice to you is to purify your heart and thoughts. It will help you to appreciate the little joys of life.
You just wanted to crucify this guy simply because he has a degree in descriptionology cheesy cheesy cheesy
Christianity EtcRe: Seening A Prophet For A Wife Confirmation How True? by michaelbiz: 8:04pm On Feb 07, 2015
Using the word prophet may be misleading, however, you should see your pastor (as a true Christian) or the suitable cleric for your religion.

Chances are - since you are new to the true marital-life experience, certain issues may need to be revisited during the counselling they will give you which you honestly never thought of.
The important thing is this: take home the counsel, talk to God in prayer, and leave the rest.
Happy Married Life in advance! cheesy cheesy cheesy
PoliticsRe: Jimi Agbaje Sharing Kerosene In Ajeromi Ifelodun by michaelbiz: 8:26pm On Feb 06, 2015
chamboy:
Use The Kerosene to Prepare ur Goodluck Rice
cheesy that kerosene looks terrible tongue. I think that rice will bring bad luck to those who eat it. undecided

P.S: did anyone notice jimi agbaje looks so ooOld huh Lord have mercy. #photoshopedPOSTERS lipsrsealed
PoliticsRe: How Council Of State Rejected President Jonathan’s Proposal To Postpone Election by michaelbiz: 8:20pm On Feb 06, 2015
berem:
Oh yeah! Isn't it also obvious that Jonathan is behind boko haram to use and destabilize the NE?

I watched the press briefing by Edwin Clark and some shameless old buffoons on AIT this morning and I was so ashamed our so called elder statesmen could be used to further divide nigeria along ethnic lines accusing Jega of promoting Fulani agenda in favour of Buhari.

Very shameful!
VERY OBVIOUS BEREM. All those souls....lost because of one man's greed! cry cry
Christianity EtcRe: Osibanjo And Pastor Adeboye At RCCG Holy Ghost Service Today(Photo) by michaelbiz: 7:55pm On Feb 06, 2015
Realdeals:
Normal! I heard GEJ will also worship there tonight. Wish Prof will be the one to introduce GEJ to the congregation.

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That will be a political WORSHIP grin grin grin
CelebritiesRe: Dbanj Is Not Broke: 10 Differences Between Dbanj & Donjazzy by michaelbiz: 5:38pm On Feb 06, 2015
Daniel2802:
D'banj can never go broke.
All those saying he is broke should put that energy in making a name for themselves and stop disturbing an already established man.
I feel you... wink on point
PoliticsRe: Photos From PDP Presidential Campaign Rally In Lokoja, Kogi State by michaelbiz:
Nothing special here.... No sign of joy cry cry cry, forget the ajuwaya corpers, just take a look at their faces one by one (especially those in the stadium)

huh
PoliticsRe: Breaking: Court Urged To Stop Jonathan From Running by michaelbiz: 9:40pm On Feb 02, 2015
silvernus0:
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This suit is an old story i thought the president has been cleared long ago by the court to contest

who is bringn this up againhuh?.
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My dear if you are familiar with any SERIOUSLY 'TIGHT-CORNERED' COURT CASE, the court can not clear you just like that. Many people may feel this is an APC Plan, but I smell FeeDeeFee trying to make GEJ a hero days before the election to stimulate votes.

But Nigerians want CHANGE!
Not after SOLUDO has opened our EYES!
we refuse to be fooled. undecided

#gbamest_GBAM
CelebritiesRe: Amber Rose Flaunts Her Dangerous Curves At D'banj's 10th Anniversary by michaelbiz:
AMBER ONIDI LABAMBA cheesy
If I hear say D'banj play go there.....dis one wey im stretch neck like ostrich lol cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
FamilyRe: My Husband Hardly Satisfy Me by michaelbiz: 3:19pm On Feb 01, 2015
commanderquash:
Indecency won't work! Don't even go near it!
While I would like to agree with you, I think the guys out there should be allowed to answer the question better about the subject matter and the "p0rn" issue you raised.

This same thing happened in my university way back and the girl got married to the love of her life only to find out he needed to 'see something more exciting' than his wife to give her a halleluyah intimacy.
At first, we thought it was a joke.
The guy was just a gentle guy who probably doesn't even care about those things.

At some point in his marriage, he was devasted only to - quietly - ask himself if he wanted to push his wife to crawl into bed every time feeling sad or man up and face the challenge. My dear, if only you know what p0rn does to some guys, you won't understand its a medicine on its own.
He simply learnt from what he saw. #gbam

***seriously, this is not a joke. Dead serious***
CelebritiesRe: Meet Olu Maintain’s Cute Son [see Photo] by michaelbiz: 10:50am On Jan 31, 2015
Cute boy. kiss wink C'mon Olu Maintain. Dont you dare spoil this fineboy!!! He should be raised properly to avoid the NAWTINESS of his father's generation.
PetsRe: Rest In Peace Jack! by michaelbiz: 2:13pm On Jan 29, 2015
Sorry for your loss man.
I had to use the name of my lost favorite dog as my password to immortalize him.
Cutest dog ever!!!
You can try that too and cheer up man!
wink
PoliticsRe: Buhari Vs Jonathan: Beyond The Election By Charles Soludo by michaelbiz: 8:26am On Jan 26, 2015
Chigold101:
Soluda has once again proven that he is a weak man. A man i so much loved but his unforgiven spirit is second to none.

Soludo is writing like this against GEJ because GEJ is the reason why he lost Anambra election in 2010(I worked as member of his campaign team).

In 2013 he joined APGA and was talked about how to continue with Obi‘s good work as governor of Anambra state but Obi who already had Obiano in mind used style to push Soludo aside...

He joined Atiku‘s camp in 2011 thinking that GEJ will lose at the PDP primaries, but their camp was disgraced. Now he has come here to cause confusion in the polity because all he wants is to see GEJ disgraced, but it will not work for him in Jesus name.

This is how his unforgiven spirit made him to make sure that Dora Akunyiri (his wife‘s aunty. Dora is the younger sister to the wife‘s mother) never win Anambra central senatoral sit. He took it upon himself to make sure that Ngige is decleard the winner even when there was a little confusion in few constituencie. All because Dora through GEJ & Abuja PDP helped Peter Obi defeat him in 2010.

As an insider who knows the fight going on between Soludo, GEJ & Obi am not suprised at all with the this piece. It has some elements of truth but it is coated with many sweet lies.

He took sabatical after Peter Obi messed him up in 2013 prior to Anambra state guber election. Which sabatical? He went in to leak his wounds...

He thinks he has seen where to nail GEJ.
Oga clap for yourself.
Because you are the ONLY SURVIVING WITNESS who saw every single thing happen ...you were standing there when it all happened ba?

You are the one who thinks you know more than everyone else.
Abegi. The man spoke from the heart, and avoided being roped into the entire political mess.
All these 'clueless' supporters of GEJ always fail to see the REAL POINT in a nonpartisan discourse.
You can get angry or accept it. undecided

*case closed*
CelebritiesRe: Donjazzy Replies Fan Who Asked Him If Dbanj Is Really Broke [photos] by michaelbiz: 1:50pm On Jan 24, 2015
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Zehner:
kai! u beat me to it......oya shift smal mk i manage wt u
cheesy cheesy
BusinessRe: Value Of Naira Falls; Now 208 Naira To One Dollar by michaelbiz: 1:43pm On Jan 24, 2015
deloon:
Look at this butthole! What's my business if you were trading forex in 2007 and what has that got to do with my post?
No wonder you hit a margin call then, you couldn't conduct proper technical analysis on my post to grab my points and no fundamental analysis to discover the current exchange rate of naira to dollar before you commenced the exposure of your ignorance. So back when you were trading FX you got your news from Punch abi?
Plus you need to work on your attitude. You are a disgrace to adulthood.
Compare my comments with yours.
I hit more than 70 likes on this topic alone...and still counting.
Yours? Nothing!

FYI, An administration is in Aso Rock for a reason...which is...to foresee and forecast on sustainability measures for a stable exchange rate or else all our personal savings in the Nigerian banks will become coins in the foreign market.

People on Nairaland aren't as foolish as to listen to a looney deloon
lipsrsealed

*case closed*
BusinessRe: Value Of Naira Falls; Now 208 Naira To One Dollar by michaelbiz: 12:33pm On Jan 24, 2015
deloon:
GEJ has nothing to do with the fall of naira.
Russian Rubles is also falling drastically.
This is because both countries depend almost solely on oil sales.
Also a dollar is 192naira. I don't know where the OP got that rate from.
My friend go and sit down! Where were you in 2007 when I was trading forex, binary options and crude oil on NYMEX for multinationals huh You think Russia is not affected by OPEC problems? The effect will be more than catastrophic if Nigeria continues to remain corrupt and you're here telling me what you read in an Economics textbook. Go and Read PUNCH It's boldly written $1 to N208
Biko guy, hapum aka Mecheonu there and face ya lane. Children of nowadays sef.... undecided
BusinessRe: Value Of Naira Falls; Now 208 Naira To One Dollar by michaelbiz: 12:24pm On Jan 24, 2015
BokoHaramm:
OMG not again, what is wrong with your brain again, hope you did basic econmics in school, the election has made the demand for dollars to rise astronomically, I pray you go back to school and start again.
And you are so intelligent for identifying your username with that of a terrorist group huh Mumu Grade 1 cry I weep for you
BusinessRe: Value Of Naira Falls; Now 208 Naira To One Dollar by michaelbiz: 10:41am On Jan 24, 2015
And some people are too blind to see GEJ HAS NOTHING MORE TO OFFER than to plunge this nation's economy into another round of debts!!!! This is the height of incompetence angry
PoliticsLATEST!!! Oil Slump: Dollar Now Sells At N208 - The Punch on Android :-( by michaelbiz(op): 7:39am On Jan 24, 2015
The naira on Friday crashed against the United States dollar from 191 to 208 at the parallel market, otherwise known as the black market.

The dollar sold for between N205 and N208 on the streets of Lagos, Abuja and other major cities in the country.

The currency had exchange for between N188 and N191 on the streets of Lagos and other key cities on Wednesday and Thursday morning, dealers said.

The latest fall in the naira’s value came less than two months after the Central Bank of Nigeria was forced to devalue the local currency by eight per cent from 155 to 168 against the dollar following the continued decline in the prices of crude oil in the international market.

The fall in oil revenue, from which the nation derives 95 per cent of its foreign exchange, has led to a drastic reduction in the external reserves from which the CBN supports the naira.

The reserves had fallen by over 20 per cent from $43bn a year ago to $34.4bn as of January 22, 2015.

Although the CBN still sells the dollar to approved buyers for N168 at its twice-weekly regulated auctions called the Retail Dutch Auction System, the naira closed against the United States currency at 190.08 at the interbank segment of the foreign exchange market on Friday.

Analysts said the latest fall in the value of the naira at the parallel market was due to recent policy measures by the CBN, which were aimed at stopping speculations on the currency.

The CBN had on Wednesday stopped banks and other dealers from selling dollars to Bureaux de Change operators. It also said dollars bought at the RDAS and interbank segment of the foreign exchange market should be used strictly for the funding of letters of credit, bills for collections and invisible transactions.

However, the central bank on Friday evening increased its weekly dollar sale to the BDCs from $15,000 to $30,000 and said the move was meant to reposition the forex market.

Some analysts said the CBN’s action might calm the market and make the naira to appreciate. Others, however, said the naira might depreciate further next week.

The News Agency of Nigeria reported on Friday that the naira depreciated against the dollar as it traded at N208 from the N191.50 it sold for on Monday, January 19, thus losing N16.50 within five days.

The CBN’s website, however, put the naira against the dollar at N167.50, while the pound sold for N253.20 and the euro stood at N193.89.

NAN quoted that some Bureau de Change and black market operators in Lagos as saying that they could not give rates to the pound sterling and the euro.

The dealers also said that there was a scarcity of dollars in circulation, because the CBN reduced the sale of dollars to the BDCs since last year.

The dealers added that the recent review of the forex trading positions of banks to 72 hours was also contributing to speculations in the system.

The effect, they added, was that the naira could depreciate further by next week.

Industry analysts recently predicted that the naira would likely exchange against the dollar for over 220 soon.

According to experts, the naira has remained under continued pressure owing to the continued fall in the prices of crude oil in the international market and increased demand for the dollar locally.

The development, they said, would lead to a number of economic challenges this year.

“After the elections, the naira will sell above 220 against the dollar at the parallel market. And it is also noteworthy to say that the CBN will devalue the naira again after the February elections. The reason is due to the falling oil prices and the current demand pressure we are witnessing on the dollar,” the Acting President, Association of Bureau de Change Operators, Mr. Aminu Gwadabe, told our correspondent in an interview on Monday.

Some Nigerian and foreign analysts have also predicted that the naira will sell for between 195 and 205 at the official market this year.

They equally believe that the CBN will devalue the naira again after the elections.

BGL Plc, a Nigeria-based research and investment advisory firm, quoted analysts in its recent 2015 outlook report as saying that the naira would sell around 205 to the dollar at the official market.

Goldman Sachs had on July 18, 2014 forecast that the naira would trade at 195 to the dollar in 12 months.

The Managing Director, Financial Derivatives Company Limited, Mr. Bismarck Rewane, said the parallel market rate was expected to cross N200 as the dollar demand pressure persists.

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PoliticsRe: Tolu Ebun: Meet Nigeria’s Most Beautiful Political Aspirant by michaelbiz: 9:16pm On Jan 12, 2015
iceberylin:
Product of PDP..... wink



I know she has her Certificate grin
Agbaya cheesy
FashionRe: Girls With Flat And Small Bum Should Please Wear Butt Pad by michaelbiz: 7:53pm On Jan 12, 2015
Odunharry:
Ladies pls dnt fake urself...
Small butt or Boobs isnt a crime...dnt kill urself...

There are people who will love u the way u are..
Exactly!
As a lady, once I see you put so much attention on looking like a doll....i immediately take a step back to re-assess how fake some of the other parts of your character might likely be.
I no wan enter 1 chance biko....

*zooms off in my Maybach S 600*
TravelRe: Photographer Travels From Yakutsk To Oymyakon, The Coldest Village On Earth by michaelbiz: 7:31pm On Jan 12, 2015
Ufranklin92:
Why person go live inside fridge undecided
As in....l just dey ask myself ooo sad
MUST THEY LIVE HERE? Haba! Of all places on this wonderful earth cry
PoliticsRe: Buhari’s Certificate: PDP Will Head To Court – Osuntokun by michaelbiz: 7:00pm On Jan 12, 2015
NairalandOP:
Buhari should show his certificate or else................he'll lose the election grin

[size=3pt]#BuhariShowYourCertificate[/size]
All of you will be put to shame!!!
PDP is so dumb!
Of all the issues...this is so foolish...I see BUHARI becoming the WINNER of this election right from here.
PDP just made the WORST MISTAKE OF THEIR POLITICAL LIFE!. cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
PoliticsRe: Buhari’s Certificate: PDP Will Head To Court – Osuntokun by michaelbiz: 6:54pm On Jan 12, 2015
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CelebritiesRe: Omotola's Husband Shaves His Beard For Work (Photos) by michaelbiz: 6:39pm On Jan 12, 2015
Oh boy! shocked I don fear lolz cheesy
PoliticsRe: 2015 Presidential Elections :: The Dilemma Of The Average Nigerian by michaelbiz:
BraveAfrican:
I may have suggested during the course of my write up that APC is "an unknown" or as it were, is unpredictable but I think I also reiterated that GMB as their candidate of choice is an outright digression from our steady growth path and advancement both as a nation and in our democracy. I stated that offering GMB to us again is just like taking us on a tour in history....more like a merry-go-round. We truly want a change but it should be in the POSITIVE. My agitation is not primarily against the APC because I also advocated the Nigerian youth looking beyond "party polictics", my stand is against its candidate of choice.
As if I knew....many of you who write for us to clap for your intelligence are suffering from economic shortsightedness.

If truly you understand politics, you will sit down and re-assess your thinking:

No.1. Did GEJ sign in PDP for a ONE TERM tenure or not? The answer is Yes!
No.2. Is GEJ the one ruling this country? The answer is a CAPITAL NO!
No.3 The statement, "Our fathers have failed us" is nothing but what? A coded language referring to OBASANJO, attacking him in reply to the painful damage he has caused to his wasted multi-billion TAN campaign effort (My Watch, Letter to Mr. President, and for openly telling Nigerians that Jonathan squandered our Oil Revenue, despite being a founding father of PDP)
No.4. Is GEJ's government the MOST CORRUPT? The answer is a BIG YES!
No.5. During OBJ's tenure, we can NEVER IN HISTORY forget that he gave us GSM, the power to BUY AND SELL WITH SPEED! Name ONE THING, only ONE that GEJ has given us in 6 years? NONE!!!


Young man, please go and sit down.
BUHARI IS THE WAY FORWARD!
God forbid that I live my life the way I experienced under Jonathan - I REJECT IT IN JESUS NAME
CHANGE HAS COME!

*case closed*
PoliticsRe: Feb Poll: Emirs Rebuff Pro-jonathan Lobby by michaelbiz: 9:49pm On Jan 11, 2015
ceejayluv:
Look at this ignoramus....
And you are one of the wise men that met with Jesus when he was born abi?
Can people who have lost hope for their livelihood in a terrorist zone go to school?

Can't you see your president is totally insane?
You are Dafter than daft....
*Olorun maje a r'esu* Tufiakpa huh

Quote me again and you will hate your Nairaland life. Ode! undecided
PoliticsRe: Feb Poll: Emirs Rebuff Pro-jonathan Lobby by michaelbiz: 9:37am On Jan 11, 2015
The bottom line is that Jonathan has NO BASIS to be voted for in the North.
Amajiri schools and Federal Universities that he keeps pointing out is not for an intelligent investment for sworn cattle rearers and children of politicians.

Top that with the harsh and bloody insurgencies and infiltration of the North, and how they plotted to remove former CBN Governor Sanusi (now Emir of Kano).... shocked shocked shocked
My dear IT IS OVER FOR JONATHAN!
You can take that to the bank! undecided

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