Manuel91:


Good evening sir!!
For now non is available; but I’d definitely reach out when I have something…

Alright then. Just let me know ok.

izibili44:
I have left that area fir long ooo. Since i am not on ground i don't trust anybody dere ooo.

Okay thanks brother

aieromon:


Yes. The law states that faded plates should be replaced.

Whoever is responsible for printing these plates is doing a very poor job. These plates start fading into the second year of use.

Saynoomore:


That job na scam! Extremely shoddy painting. It's totally unacceptable. We are talking of another 25k here for buying a pig in a poke! Then after 2 years again, you pay another 25k!!!!!

9icetoo:


Here is what I did when in a similar situation.

Used a fine brush to make out the letterings in glossy blue colour. Took the plates to painter who coated it with clear coat.

Then I never accepted when stopped that it was my handwork. I always insisted that this was how they issued it to me.

From the FRSC Official Website, as at TODAY,

VEHICLE NUMBER PLATE VIOLATION (NPV)
PENALTY IS N3'000 ONLY.

Brethren, use that information however you see fit. One love my people

Manuel91:
Good day Nairalanders!

I have an acre of land in Moniya, ibadan I bought early last year. Was planning on going into yam/yam flower production this year. But due to some personal financial emergency I would want to lease or better still sell off. (All documents available, land has been surveyed, I am available if you need to inspect)

Interested?

Let's talk if you still have GENUINE land in Moniya.
Thanks 🙏🏾

izibili44:
Good morning,
I know there very well.I also have lands around there but not for farming.Along molarere moniya and ajibade moniya.Are you on whats app.

Hi bro,
I would love to buy a GENUINE land in Moniya, in a place I can build, not a bush with no neighbours.

Kindly reply or message me privately if you can help. Thanks bro. Will appreciate.

MasterShifu010:


I use an iPhone sir , and my safari browser blocks all trackers

See image below

My dear brother, a piece of advice:

Everybody can be tracked!
Ask Seun and other Devs. (In fact, do your research)

And clearly, you don't know much about the subject; showing off a Safari browser as a blocker. Smh.

Just to clarify before I go, trackers are used for just three (3) broad purposes and they are not human beings.

They are just written scripts (web apps) to:
1. Collect custom data for targeted Advertising
2. Collect custom data for web Analytics of site visits (to identify who, where, when, what - all about the traffic to the website so they can provide content that suits the visitors, mostly used in e-commerce, news websites, etc)
3. Collect custom data for National Security/Army/ FBI/Intelligence Networks etc tracking data of Suspicious Activity (Terrorists, Scam Artists, Arms Dealers, IFFs (Illicit Financial Flows), Drug Cartels etc)

The screenshot below will show you that Android has several layers of Privacy Settings that iPhone does NOT have, but very few Android users are aware of this, but it's there and it's powerful and can be tweaked, depending on your Dev skills.

Enough said.

chikatest:
How does Netflix app charge

Netflix uses Google Play which you can easily subscribe to by adding your card details for deduction of the charged amount for the subscription of your choice.

ogawisdom:


Not good enough without 5g network

OK Sir.
How many network masts and towers have 5G capabilities throughout the country?
Dey play

Besides, browsing at 5G or any higher network in the future is NOT a priority of any smartphone owner. Because you can easily buy a MiFi with 5G and slip a SIM card in to do all your browsing, which is what most people with multiple devices do.

So bro, better wake up.
The world has moved past that.
One love.

BigDickProblems:
Kindly recommend a good phone for 170k

Pls no Tecno or Infinix. Thanks.

Redmí Note 12S 256GB, 8GB RAM (with internal RAM extension up to 5GB) 4G LTE Released April 2023, shipped with Android 13 with security and firmware updates for 3 yrs!!!

Rear Camera is 108MP, Front is 16MP with AI and Full HD 6'43 screen display. The cameras are MAD bro!!!

You can also control all your home brands appliances like LG Panasonic Sharp, HiSense etc with your phone, including DSTv or GOtv remote app with your IR blaster.

The smartphone is 🔥🔥🔥 FIRE.
33W Charger is the sweetest part. Charges your phone to FULL in minutes.

You can control data usage for EVERY individual app and other switches for extensive advanced features which other phones don't allow. That's POWER in your hand, bro. So many features.

I just got one last month for N153'000 as a top-notch Android Smartphone, so that I can plan for my Apple iPhone 14, (you get the combo ). And I hear the dollar has pushed the price up again to around N167'000.

Grab one. No regrets. And good luck.

jamesversion:


All these mushroom banks like Opay, kuda, palmpay etc cannot be trusted with good money.

You put N100M now and tomorrow they will claim to have been hacked and your money gone.

Mtcheew.

Sorry bro.
Fintechs do not "fail" like banks.
They've been built to outlast banks.
Got all the necessary CBN and NDIC licenses.
Can handle a nuclear sized deposit from all over the world.
What will take your traditional banks bureaucratic lengthy days to process, it takes seconds here.
It's called the power of knowledge.

Chipper Cash is the king of world-accepted USD Virtual VISA cards.
Opay and Palmpay Tier 3 is to die for.
Don't get me started on Flutterwave.
All done without suspicious hidden charges.
Go figure.

Isabi4lov:
Gays are suffering from sexual identity

Everything boils down to the brain , ask them why they choose to date or marry same gender , most of them will tell you that they were molested by same gender when they were young .

It has affected them phycologically ., it's not easy for them , they're going through a lot and a lot is going through them , forget social media drama.

I still don't get why anyone wants to be gay.

Like seriously, your body says it all.
Let's not play the card of "molested as a child".
People have gone through stuff and STILL didn't succumb to pressures of life.

This identity crisis card sounds like a rhetorical analysis every time. For crying out loud, you either have a pen!s or a vag!na. Where is the confusion?

BlackFlamefromP:
The issue I raised is not about comparing the two parties. it's about strategic thinking. I see Labour Party's choice of Doyin Okupe as a VP placeholder as lack of strategic thinking.

What if they are unable to replace him for some reasons. Which northerner will vote 2 southerners as president and vice president.

Exactly what I said here.
You can't fault Bola Ahmed Tinubu's choice beyond the Muslim/Muslim ticket.
And if they decide to keep it so, the chances of winning is still strong, regardless, considering he is a Southerner and he picked a VP from Katsina - a core Northern state that produced the current president.

But NO CORE NORTHERNER will vote a 100% Southern Christian/Christian ticket. So Peter Obi's strategy is dead on arrival.

The deciding votes will not happen in favour of Peter Obi. OBIDIENTs should advice PO better.
Honestly speaking. No bad feelings. Just the plain truth.

afamaustin:
Wike is better than okowa in terms of popularity and winning

Yea you are right.
But is Wike not a thug that is unguarded?
Plus his pride will not allow him to see clear opportunities because in his quest to become President at all cost, he has lost bitterly.

Prettychild:

As in eh! And even allowing the side chick to disrespect your wife in front of you and you did nothing!

Islandlady:

It's the effontary for me!
What nonsense...Men are something else, why keep a side chick when you have a lovely wife

Greedy gender

Terrible analysis of the story!
Sometimes when you read a story online, pretend not to have any imagination because you can NEVER have the full picture.

Women often start the conversation from the event...like as if the narrator is showing you EVERYTHING that has been happening. Meanwhile you only read a snapshot of the full story.
Women, Una dey fall our hand, seriously.

How are you sure the wife treats her husband right? Can you know from the story if the woman is the problem of the man, if she even abuses the man domestically or verbally or you think women don't disrespect their husbands?

So my point is, think outside the box! You don't know the full story no matter what is narrated..

The mere fact that he did nothing should even be your point of suspicion of how the man is treated, instead of looking for a way to immediately offer his wife defence for being attacked.

Side chick may be wrong, but wetin 'consign' you?
Make I update you, some wives need correct beating from their fellow women because if na their husbands touch them, dem go say na domestic violence. Abi if na you dem dey always beat for marriage and person beat that your idiot husband for outside, you no go happy?

Make una dey calm down for another person matter abeg. because una no know wetin carry the side chick come in the first place.

Prettychild:

As in eh! And even allowing the side chick to disrespect your wife in front of you and you did nothing!

Terrible analysis of the story!
Sometimes when you read a story online, pretend not to have any imagination because you can NEVER have the full picture.

Women often start the conversation from the event...like as if the narrator is showing you EVERYTHING that has been happening. Meanwhile you only read a snapshot of the full story.
Women, Una dey fall our hand, seriously.

How are you sure the wife treats her husband right? Do you know from the story if the woman is the problem of the man, if she even abuses the man domestically or verbally or you think women don't disrespect their husbands?

So my point is, think outside the box! You don't know the full story no matter what is narrated..

The mere fact that he did nothing should even be your point of suspicion of how the man is treated, instead of looking for a way to immediately offer his wife defence for being attacked.

Side chick may be wrong, but wetin 'consign' you ?
Make I update you, some wives need correct beating from their fellow women because if na their husbands touch them, dem go say na domestic violence. Abi if na you dem dey always beat for marriage and person beat that your idiot husband for outside, you no go happy?

Make una dey calm down for another person matter abeg. because una no know wetin carry the side chick come in the first place.

I no sure say this guy na Cubana son...
The rest are obvious.

Very beautiful family.

HustlePro:
Just tell us you are Tonto fan and getat! what is this rubbish? Only idiots make a woman like Tonto their wife.

I was always asking what could make Churchill open his two eyes and go for a girl like Tonto... now, he got a lady prettier than her and he is enjoying the peace of his choice but you still wish to here rumour of his troubled marriage... go and meet Tonto for that.

God bless you.
There is no way to satisfy Tonto fans. They see everything about Churchill from a dirty lens, and instead of cleaning the lens, they see dirt all over Churchill.

Imagine if Rosy Meurer is not a pretty woman too, they will be drooling over that all day.

Social Media war is not for everyone.
See...in this life, just settle for peace of mind.

Chno:
I swear i think na only me oh. I called their customer service, the idiot say na because i dey use airtel can you imagine

She is right. Someone close to me just complained about Airtel not allowing him to login to the SportyBet App. He tried his MTN SIM using 20MB bonus and the app was working fine.

Use VPN with your Airtel. You will be shocked that the Customer Service is right.

1saed:
this morning, i want to answer one question i was asked on my DM

an intending client had approached us, asking if our platform has a service for efficient loan management

then we got talking.


we had to schedule a zoom meeting and during the meeting, the solution we have was presented to him.

i remember that he asked serial other questions. we tried to provide answers to the once we can and left out others.


he raised the issue of security, we told him every entry is scrambled in the datacenter and that even if you stole the whole program architecture, the data would be useless on the hacker




after much back and forth, he askes for some time


and finally, he came onboard our platform





today, we stretching our hands to you


if you need a loan management app, then, thriftplus is for you


today, we offering a 60 day free access


follow his link to begin your journey


https://thriftplus.pythonanywhere.com


we will be waiting to welcome you on board


thank you

I actually want to introduce this to a client in my area and then move to others The problem I have with most solutions I see is the UI/UX design. It's mostly bare-bone. Why can't Nigerians do something up to international standards, take a look at PayPal, DMBs, and several other Fintech Apps. Very clean and sweet interface. But this cooperative apps are usually just unattractive. Honestly. If I can get something close to Crowdyvest, I'll be happy. I swear

Abby2018:
The most fraudulent Exchange Websites To avoid Buying And Selling of Bitcoin In Nigeria is https://www.nairaex.com/

don't say that I didn't warn you.

may God Punish them and all their fraudulent activities

That is a blatant lie!!!
If you had a bad day, SAY SO. Don't be an angry customer without proof. Otherwise, what would you say about the many thousands of us who have enjoyed the superfast services of NairaEx.

I don't even think twice about NairaEx. Like for real.
Best exchanger when getting your crypto back to cash. Not disappointed once and I got my payments in less than 10 minutes (tops).

Beat it, bro.

NairaExsupport:


Can you share more details?

He has no proof. Or he's just paranoid. Funny thing is I got to know about NairaEx on this same platform. Smh

timacademy:
Hey, You are very much welcome to this post.. Ill be sharing with you a very lucrative and very simple business you can start with your smartphone and make a reputable income online up to 100k weekly or monthly depending on how well you do it.. and the truth is that this require work.. and its not some fancy stuff, not a make money platfrom, apps or any of those sort..

What is this business and how does it work?

This business is similar to affiliate marketing business model because it has to do with selling other peoples product.. but with this we are doing it in a more smart ways without any platfrom of any sort...

Its called DROPSHIPPING but in this case ill be talking about LOCAL DROPSHIPPING

before i tell you about local dropshipping and show you how to start and how you can make money from it without any capital.. let me briefly exlain what dropshipping is.

DROPSHIPPING is a type of retail fulfillment method, where instead of a store stocking products, it purchases the products from a third-party supplier. as a dropshipper you basically get orders and forward those orders to a supplier for fulfillment..

Local dropshipping is notting different from dropshipping but in this case its done locally within Nigeria..

I know it may be confusing but let me give you an example..

Lets say a supplier has a product he or she sells for 2k .. now you can dropship and sell that product at your own price without buying it even seeing the product.. what you basically do.. is get the pictures and details about the product.. offer it at your own price.. let's say for 10k... Now onces you get an order for that product.. for 10k.. you simply go to the supplier and give them that order..

then see supplier do all the work.. send the product to your customer and you keep the extra 8k as profit and you do this over and over again.. and with just the right product you can make not less than 100k weekly..

And you do this from the comfort of your home.. anywhere in the world. And with your smartphone without any capital..

How amazing is this..

Bro, see ehn...
Not trying to say your idea is bad, but make your examples to have a practical reflection of the idea you are selling.

Any true businessman knows that, if a product is already N2'000 the margin should be between 15-25%, and if the seller is greedy at best will double the price and make 100% in a real business setting.

Giving an example of a N2'000 product earning N8'000 profit (and maintaining zero cost) is 4'000% profit (which is unreasonable).

I'm sorry, but many of the people who say things like this are the reason for the lack of motivation for start-ups because they were told that they could make huge unbelievable profits, when in reality - they would never make a sale at that price.

So bros. No offense, just take it easy with the hype. It will rather discourage your patronage.
Stay strong.

onkuba:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HjXAGs3lMSw

APC spotted! New account registered today, well done.
You have been given a mission to distract people from protesting. But it will not work...

Well...

LadyRosa:


Nna guy you reason am na.
I once had a fling with a guy back in the uni days, the guy fine but e thin.And him dey useful to me because I dey use am drag money from my debtors that year...

I gats start to dey stuck my crib with fattening food so him go add flesh and he did.First day him pull, I just dey imagine weda na toothpick them dey construct am Abi...


Finally them blow him brain last year...sad.

SweetVibe:

You write like someone that grew up in the ghetto

Don't mind him. LadyRosa is a man. Just dey deceive people with (f) moniker.

LadyRosa:


Na true o
But no be the _gbola be the matter.
It's the body, anybody can have a big _dick. Some shorty dey gather am like say...

But you see skinny dudes mehn, I no just like to dey see person ribs

Some yansh go just dry like kilishi

You are a guy. Stop. Just stop abeg. What thrash.

texazzpete:
See how all the defenders of bad governance have quickly run to Nairaland to continue hustling for their BMC money �

This Twitter shutdown has hurt their industry very badly indeed. Now they’re flocking here to defend this ridiculous ban.

Sorry people, this doesn’t make Nigeria look good. You’re here posting memes and claiming “Nigeria is a sovereign NAtion, Twitter don hear word!” Meanwhile the whole world is looking at us like one mumu country and mentally classifying us with the likes of North Korea.


With this action, Lai Mohammed et al have done more to de-market Nigeria to the international community than anything else anyone has done in the past 5 years. Now we look like utter clowns.

Defend it all you want for your kobo kobo money, but we all know the truth.

Spot on. Thank you. Nairaland tribalists are just looking for where to hide in this ban. Nnamdi Kanu can answer for whatever he said.

I am not from East, but I am ashamed that this country is run aground every time the Presidency takes a dumb decision in the name of fighting for our sovereignty.

plaindealer:
Feel so proud and happy to be a Nigerian

#FG and #NGPOWER banned Twitter and one day later, heaven did not fall and Twitter is making amends, deleting terrorist and destructive anti-Nigerian tweets off its platform.

Respect us as a nation and stop promoting violence, terrorist activities and the destruction of Nigeria.

God Bless Nigeria.

What is this one saying?
Are you proud of the destruction of lives and livelihood of the poor by government policies since Buhari came into power, the continuous CBN policies that have destroyed the naira and impoverished Nigerian salary-earners and businessmen and women?

Or the continual dilapidation of our educational institutions and standards for the upcoming generations, with no end in sight to strikes and shutdowns?

Or you are also proud that your country Nigeria by this Twitter ban has sent a stronger message to foreign investors never to come here since every court will align with the interest of the federal government, without any hope that they will get a fair hearing or be treated well? Even the almighty Shoprite SA got tired recently and left.

Or it is the pride of tormenting and frustrating the efforts of young people to sanitize this country of corrupt leaders and get Nigeria working again through freedom of speech and access to platforms that allow dialogue and expression of their fundamental human rights?

You are proud of failure and you know it. This government is the most oppressive and tyrannic government Nigerians have ever known. You should be ashamed not proud.

GuyWise101:
Nna mehnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

[s]Another Yoruba boy dying for his Fulani masters[/s]

He is not a Yoruba man at all.
I've been following him for a year now.
The idiot is an Igbo man masquerading in Nairaland as Yoruba. Go and see all his likes and shares. He supports IPOB and is from the South East, always commenting in the opposite as if he is Anti-Igbo but he is just a sponsored thug looking for cheap fun by slamming two heads together.

Nwanna, don't be deceived at all. ọ bu nwoke igbo zuru oke.

tgmservice:
Its been a really tough ride in this company but am moving ahead now

My brother, God will help you. Quiting a job is not an easy decision. Many people are tied to the jobs they hate like fan belt in a car.

Chai. Naira don suffer for dollar hand.

Neddstark:


Look at this backward thinking gay of an slowpoke. Keep cursing, it is your miserable family and generations you are cursing. Them don curse Buhari tire, anybody for your village better pass am till now? Retarded up bastard like you inciting people to fight against the government and die. Your curses kill you there. Miserable soul.

07057503356

Nobody ask for your number?
We are NOT interested in doing business with CURSED WICKED APC BLOODSUCKERS!!!

Neddstark:


A curseless curse never comes to pass. All you said right now is going to start manifesting in your life from this moment Amen. By the way, what is stopping you from blocking the tollgate right now.

Shebi you no dey fear CURSE?
Why are you using style to dodge the 'curseless curse'?

Wait very well. The curses will soon arive.
You never see anything. WICKED MAN.