₦airaland Forum

oathman:

Babalawo: for sharp-sharp hammer, bring one hunchback

tolustx:
In case u did not know, GEJ went to d redemption camp on dat day and the church prayed for him as the president of the country. Remember that he completed Yar'Adua's tenure. The church didn't pray for him to be re'elected. I was in that service. U guys shud go and see d video and not jst draw wrong inferences frm pictures.
You shud also know that church is a place for everybody. Saints, thieves, demons, imams, alhajas, judaists...the list is inexhaustible. So don't expect anyone to be turned out of church just because he wants to worship. Jesus Christ asked us to preach the gospel to every creature.

And that EVERYONE he asked us to preach to includes umbrellas and brooms...Abi?

Why am I not surprised?
At first, I saw several comments here and I was like well...maybe people have a point.
But NO WAY!
IS JONATHAN RULLING THIS COUNTRY OR OTHERS ARE RULING IT FOR HIM?
This issue of "that is GEJ's style. He is not slow" is all defence for 6 years of incompetence.
If you look back 6 years and you realize a lot has happened, you will hate to waste the NEXT 4 YEARS OF YOUR LIFE on a useless experiment!!!
And what if GOD ALMIGHTY is also tired of GEJ, is Adeboye God to say BUHARI/OSINBAJO won't win?

Whether you rig the election or not, GOD WILL PROVE HE IS THE ONE THAT MAKES KINGS (OBA AWON OBA)
*For once, NIGERIANS can unite to say we are TIRED OF THE STUPIDITY & RECKLESSNESS OF PDP STYLE OF POLITICS. Cast that vote for your Children's children to thank you!
I bet you, you have ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO LOSE by voting out "the clueless one".
God bless Nigeria.

Who dial 419 for
Front Page Police?

OYA I DON SHOW!!!

Nna who allowed this ? *oya children close ya ears osiso*

Durchess:
d site has refused to open,,. dis is really frustrating.

Sorry abt that dear. Wish you guys well. They know about these problems trust me. They'll factor in the server down time. Just hang in there till you guys can be absolutely sure nothing else happened after 2 pm. Cheer up y'all

Lol this is what you call #fart_roasting babes I respect una

Icon4s:
For where?
Where Fulani men dey plan how to launch d next attack?

but seriously, the entire north is a no-no for me

priscaoge:
[size=14pt]Lalasticlala na so u 4 post my pic if to say i fall that day abi ....It's over


Tonto's upper region just pop out de collect fresh air [/size]

beta fresh air

LAGOS (Lasgidi) your pikin go sharp wella + thank you many years later for the priceless gift you gave

Y'all should stop complaining. Go and work hard. Make yours. And give your girl / wife a life she truly deserves, biko

People should leave this man alone.
E don do haba

mannyiyke:
It is pple like u dat don't want this country to move forward. He was ordered by court not to publish this book, yet he went ahead and did it. Is he above d law? Must u support evil? Tufiakwa!

Nna mecheonu there! What do you know about court

mannyiyke:
Who is a hero? That trouble maker is not a hero! He is a confusionist. He thinks he is a god. He is highly vindictive and unforgiving. He shldn't have ruled this country in d first place.

Abeg go siddown jor! Igbo fanatic. Always looking for a way to downplay anyone that is not Ojukwu.
Nna ebe ka i n'eje with this ya talk sef, biko?

Somebody wrote a book. And just few days after, a court hurriedly says they should seize it.
Doesn't that tell you some serious power-play is coming from the most affected fellows (GEJ for instance)

Abeg dey use ya sense talk. Ngwanu, no vex me dis evening

I have seen things....

I have seen things in my life...

I have seen things in my life time that...

I have seen things in my life that I have no words to express!

Jesus was so humble; why all this?

jiggar:
After writing this, I will not contribute to this particular issue anymore. For a very long time, I have read how people literally condemn others for using cheap chinese products. Every now and then we condemn those in power for their neglect of the ordinary man, but at the same time, see how we the people, keep condemning ourselves, because some are using samsung, iphone and the likes. Life and all decisions are full of choices, I will never look down on anybody, for buying cheap things. Afterall, it's the same network all phones use, the same sim card, same recharge card, same Nepa etc. The death that will take a samsung and iphone user, is the same that will take a tecno user, the same grave for both users.
Finally, even if all these china phones have problems embedded in them, as a good person, why not profer solutions to those using cheap phones, than criticize and condemn them, afterall, till the end of the world, all fingers can and will never be equal.

1,000,000 Likes best comment ever #feeling_you_bro (no mind dat yeye guy from Ibadan -Texas looking for Peter)

texazzpete:
The 'whole world'?
Waiting for you to post another brainless, drunken post about how all these analysts are wrong and how it's the relatively small number of phones Tecno sells in Nigeria that is responsible for the pinch Samsung is feeling right now.

In your quest to show you are VERY INTELLIGENT, you have shown EXACTLY how DUMB!!! you are.

You hurriedly took this thread to a debate, but left the nitty-gritty of what we are faced with.

Let me fry your sorry ass with local news (I won't even go far).

Tecno Rules Nigerian Smartphone Market
- Beats Samsung, Blackberry

Posted on July 16, 2014.
Tecno has taken over the smartphone market in Nigeria, displacing once-very popular brands like Blackberry, Samsung and Nokia. Hallmark investigations have revealed.

Read full story here later http://www.hallmarknews.com/tecno-rules-nigerian-smartphone-market/


1. Analysis of the AFRICAN MARKET is NOT captured on a global scale because they are referred to as "emerging markets".
That means, nothing you posted here shows what is going on in Africa...except it is clearly spelt out as EMERGING MARKETS!


2. Let me first laugh at your stupidity You don't know jack! about malware business.

Samsung is actually a conglomerate comprised of 80 companies, including an ad agency, credit card, securities and other financial institutions, giving the Galaxy maker “a wide range of expertise and global connections at hand” to conduct corporate warfare, should it wish.

Read a story here about Samsung playing this security malware card on Apple after losing their $1 billion patent lawsuit to Apple in 2012.
Educate yourself baby boy!

Click here http://www.idownloadblog.com/2013/04/24/samsung-apple-trolls/

3. TECNO has taken over ...I mean irrevocably taken over the AFRICAN MARKET!
Market watchers here locally are consistently seeing the high influx importation of TECNO products into the country.
And even a 5 year old can understand why. And you can't even still understand with this your opolo eye? Buhahaha

a. PRESTIGE & CLASS is what Samsung claims to sell. Sorry dear, that market has shrinked with the cost faced by incessant repairs of Samsung smartphones! You sef no fit deny say your Samsung Galaxy never fu.c.k you up

b. This is AFRICA. You play the game to win not to compete. Olodo! What does the MAJOR MARKET consist? THE COMMON MAN!!!

c. TECNO delivers all the Android features without any boundary to who would afford it. SIMPLE STRATEGY!!! End of Story.

d. TECNO has re-defined the emerging market business with an all-time high sales index pitching a trend for both HIGH-END LUXURY SMARTPHONES & LOW-CAPABILITY SMARTPHONES which you are referring to as Chinko.

Why? Because you DON'T KNOW HOW TO DO BUSINESS like your stupid Samsung. Only to open your mouth and spread Malware-scare to Nairalanders!

Go and play with sand jare

texazzpete:
What does importing cheap China phones have to do with anything?
What 'whole show' has Tecno stolen when the entire annual sales of Tecno in Nigeria can be covered by Xiaomi in 2 weeks in China? You think the Nigerian market is what is making Samsung have sleepless nights ?

All these clueless people that know nothing. So Tecno is the 'highest quality ' now abi? Technology guru that is happy with the possibility of his data being stolen.

Dey dia dey masquerade as 'tech guru' as if we don't have access to your post history. Just thank God that Tecno has made affordable phones for you.

You're still yet to explain how you think Samsung bought over the independent Lookout Security, and why they're going after relatively small fry like Tecno instead of massive competition like Xiaomi, Meizu and Huawei.

You see why I said there is no need to argue with you?

Oh dear! Those brands you mentioned are so strong indeed.
LOL
Hahahaha. You know absolutely NOTHING about me...research all you want!
It's for people like you to find out.
So lame of you to say. Damn!

The simple bitter truth is you have no sales data of ANYTHING you are purporting here.
The whole world's data is showing AFRICA as the target reason for Samsung's depletion in market share and you're so dumb to read between the lines.
Sorry for you: your case is sad, boy!

Mprex:
thats wow.

yup. don't worry dearie you'll get a chance maybe someday soon.

texazzpete:
Kai, poverty is not good o!!

Lookout security is a highly reputable mobile security company that's used by nearly half of the Fortune 500 companies and is not affiliated to Samsung in any way
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lookout_(company)

If this was an attempt from Samsung, they would have been targeting the players like Xiaomi and Huawei that are actually hurting them in the all-important Asian market, not the kobo-kobo Nigerian market

You've just been informed that your phone may likely be spying on you and sending your private data to malicious users. All you can think of is to justify your cheapness by manufacturing a hare-brained conspiracy theory in your head. Smh

Faceless forums make it easy for you to talk and for that I forgive your ignorance.
How much is the Samsung that you own....Mtchewww

Rubbish talk. Being objective makes it easy for everyone (including you) to use your brain to know that a company that wishes to deface another does NOT need to BLOW IT OUT BLUNTLY.

TECNO has STOLEN the entire show!!! Period.
You know nothing about technology business.
This is my 11th year importing the highest quality phones since the advent of Nokia 3310 of old.
So take the back seat, son. Go and play with sand

Mprex:
are you a hair stylist?

Lol hmmmm *tough question* my dear am many things and much more...(beautician is one of them & i love making ladies look gorgeous)
it's the best gift you can give a woman really

Rick9:
That's why I love blackberry OS, very secured where Malware and Trojan wan pass enter ?

Abeg Park Well. Like say we never use BB before...mtchewwww

oyb:
http://www.csoonline.com/article/2855730/malware-cybercrime/android-deathring-malware-being-preloaded-on-cheap-smartphones.html


Counterfeit Samsung GS4/Note II
Various TECNO devices
Gionee Gpad G1
Gionee GN708W
Gionee GN800
Polytron Rocket S2350
Hi-Tech Amaze Tab
Karbonn TA-FONE A34/A37
Jiayu G4S – Galaxy S4 Clone
Haier H7
No manufacturer specified i9502+ Samsung Clone

The main countries of concern are Vietnam, Indonesia, India, Nigeria, Taiwan, and China.

my dear people don't mind them jare
i smell the hand of Samsung here. And why am I not surprised?
Tecno has swept the market clean (TECNO IS VERY GOOD AND MORE AFFORDABLE)...and because Samsung couldn't make any head way this year, they are pushing malware-scare messages specifically to create "hate" for Tecno. Otherwise why do we have FAKE SAMSUNG and VARIOUS TECNO models in this stupid list?

Let me spell out their game plan from the above sef: buy only ORIGINAL Samsung and DONT BUY any model of TECNO at all.
Lobatan!!!
All those new Chinko phones were just included to make it look generalized but the real competitor is always the MAIN TARGET!
We know the drummer from the tune...shame on Samsung!

lagmostkuit:

Yes I do...infact, she's right here and I even av her numba.

mayapop:
LMAO! I meant that they will do your hair so good, and you will eventually go back for more

As a creative person (stylist if you like), I think one of the most striking reasons why my customers keep coming back is that women love to feel comfortable doing anything at all. And once that is not there, the thing is not worth it (so to say).

But let's not forget the juicy feeling, the rush of being pampered by a man who can make you look so beautiful [instead of jealousing you]....hmm I understand Lol (priceless)

Babe2sure:
Hehehe! Thank God, I did not belong to any of the categories.

if I hear.......... pls repeat it again..... Ayaf dieded.

lagmostkuit:
she's a graduate.. nysc nxt year

I know who the lady is already. Like #seriously...

sandijey:
My dad had said this from the beginning that we underrate this man to Much. He is not clueless nor shoeless. I don't no whether to call him wise but I no he knows what he is doing. What I do know is he will win 2015 elections but I have this great feeling that something terrible might happen and he won't finish it.

NebuGEJ will chop grass soon don't worry your Daddy again

prince3009:
I once dated No.6 and to tell you the truth, it wasn't funny. Gosh! Whenever she visited my place, she'll just hibernate and begin to look like she's carrying the whole world on her shoulders.

Lmao your girlfriend na TOSHIBA ? This one wey she no gree Shut Down since

MissGdope:
seriously smh

The truth and nothing but the truth was spoken by the OP. Don't deny!

tosyne2much:
This write-up focuses on the certain categories of girlfriends that will always spell trouble and almost never be the right prospects for a sane man



10 Categories Of Annoying GirlFriends

1. The Ones Who Change Men Like Bathroom Slipppers

2. Eatery Lovers

3. Girlfriend Who Tags You Stingy When You Are Prudent In Spending

Some girlfriends expect you to do the needful at the mention of money. When some ladies ask you for money twice and you them excuses, you are tagged "STINGY" The moment she realizes you are prudent in spending, she keeps telling you indirectly or tell her friends that you are a stingy dude

4. Gold Diggers

5. Girlfriend Who Remembers You in Time Of Need

6. Girlfriend Who Weeps Over Anything

7. Girlfriends Who Are Obsessed With Marriage

8 The Chronic Cheaters

9 Secret Keepers

10 High Maintenance Chic

Your description of Girl No.3 is impeccable!
That Girl No.10 na scam! No mind them. Who no like to be high-maintenance guy
Girl No. 9 pisses me off abeg! And they usually cheat or are in the process of....dats why.
But you see that Girl No.7, hmmm...no be their fault o.
My dear, wetin marriage market dey talk now ehen...if u be babe, you no go wan make 2015 pass u by ohh
Advice: "i too fine" no dey see husband, na "am humbly available" dey marry INSTANTLY for this generation!


But prostitution is the order of the day...until you stop, no husband for you in 2015!
#GBAMMEST GBAM!

Divineluv14:
I can't stand stingy guys too

Go and work and give others out of your sweat!
Stop waiting to calculate who is stingy. Biko

All these children sef calling themselves babes....rrrrrrrrabish!