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Romance / Re: Why Do Ladies Boil When They Read Virginity Topic??? by michaelwilli(m): 3:41pm On Oct 02, 2017
urbanemind:
maybe ur dick but not others

Listen to yasef. Egg? I mean chicken egg o, not eyin awo

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TV/Movies / Re: We Might Still End Up Spending More With Tstv by michaelwilli(m): 3:34pm On Oct 02, 2017
I think the tv program is not streamed. The data is for the wireless Hotspot

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Romance / Re: Why Do Ladies Boil When They Read Virginity Topic??? by michaelwilli(m): 1:15pm On Oct 02, 2017
TheSonOfMark:


If it were as valuable as touted, it'd be reserved by to drill special holes, not just any available pocket of oil. smiley
Don't mind my analogy. I believe both genders should remain Virgins till marriage. But how dyu tell if a man is a virgin?
Romance / Re: Why Do Ladies Boil When They Read Virginity Topic??? by michaelwilli(m): 1:14pm On Oct 02, 2017
Rukkydelta:

So you are a non virgin
Are they virgin guys anymore? cry
My future hubby must be a V like me
I'm a technical virgin. Never seen a live kitty.
Romance / Re: Why Do Ladies Boil When They Read Virginity Topic??? by michaelwilli(m): 12:06pm On Oct 02, 2017
TheSonOfMark:


When a supposed diamond head is easily found in every seabed hole there is, then maybe it isn't areally a diamond - maybe it is just a synthesized one, an amorphous form of less value than the real thing. smiley
It may also mean that it drills well, it drilled oloibiri oil well and is still functional till today
Business / Re: Banks In Fresh Trouble Over TSA by michaelwilli(m): 12:05pm On Oct 02, 2017
Nigerian banks are thieves. From debiting customers money without reason, helping politicians with money laundering, i tire

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Career / Re: Taking Any Paid Job Is Risky In The Present Day Nigeria. by michaelwilli(m): 12:03pm On Oct 02, 2017
People will be talking entrepreneurship like it's one easy thing. Capital to start gan, na wahala. I hope you don't mean opening a barbing salon as entrepreneurship

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Romance / Re: Why Do Ladies Boil When They Read Virginity Topic??? by michaelwilli(m): 12:00pm On Oct 02, 2017
Rukkydelta:

I'm a virgin bro
I passed virginity test carried out on me by grand ma two weeks ago
She put a egg on it and it didn't enter
Awusubilahi. Egg? But dickk ain't as wide as egg na
Romance / Re: Using Only One Word, What Do You Need Right Now? by michaelwilli(m): 11:59am On Oct 02, 2017
Wealth
Romance / Re: Can You Fart Infront Of Your Fiancé/fiancée? by michaelwilli(m): 11:58am On Oct 02, 2017
I won't fart in front of her. I'll fart directly in her nostrils. Na so my own kind love b
Romance / Re: Why Do Ladies Boil When They Read Virginity Topic??? by michaelwilli(m): 11:54am On Oct 02, 2017
TheSonOfMark:


Why do men who readily insert their phalluses in between the thighs of any willing woman think they still have the moral right to castigate women about losing their virginity?
One is a diamond head drill, the other is a hole to the sea bed. The diamond head drill is used for a very long time, the sea bed loses it's oil and is abandoned

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Romance / Re: Why Do Ladies Boil When They Read Virginity Topic??? by michaelwilli(m): 11:52am On Oct 02, 2017
Rukkydelta:
Cos they have lost it and wish to gain it back but it's not possible so they become pained grin
And between virginity is a thing of choice, so we all should stop clamouring on virgin and non virgin topics
instead we should find a way to make Mummy Nigeria a better nation
Seems ya a non-virgin n equally pained
Music/Radio / Re: I Found This Song On Vibe.ng And Can't Believe It. by michaelwilli(m): 7:55am On Sep 22, 2017
Folashade53:
I was recently surfing the Internet to update my playlist, I downloaded tens of our celebrated musicians music so I said lemme add the upcoming to my playlist to. Behold, out of the over 7 tracks I downloaded only one was worth my data.

Check it out below, if it's not outstanding ask me to delete this thread but be honest o.

http://www.vibe.ng/download-stormexy-pray-music/

The song make sense
Politics / Re: Missiles Loaded On Nigerian Fighter Jets For Boko Haram (Photos) by michaelwilli(m): 3:27am On Sep 22, 2017
ehemwhy:


We know ....don't worry the guided missiles are on their way ....anyway will you like to stand on the path of these ones ?

person da wants to show dat he haf read small book.
Computers / Re: I Need To Buy Lenovo T420 Scrap by michaelwilli(m): 3:44pm On Sep 20, 2017
Anybody
Celebrities / Re: “Our Society Is Harder On Women Who Cheat” - Simi by michaelwilli(m): 3:31pm On Sep 20, 2017
Silvertrinity:
Lol. Cos a woman is like a door, and a man is like a key.
A door that every key can open is useless.
But
A key that can open every door is a... Master key grin
Oro gidi
Foreign Affairs / Re: Russia Unveils A Statue In Honour Of Kalashnikov, AK-47 Inventor (Pics) by michaelwilli(m): 3:24pm On Sep 20, 2017
Idrismusty97:
You have been hearing AK-47 all your life and you never for once thought you should Google the meaning? Or you think the letters AK and the numbers 47 is simply for decorations? Well as long as you have learnt the meaning no problem, I learnt it long ago and still can't pronounce it well anyway.
Sharapp pls
Programming / Re: Hello Guyz Which PHP FRAMEWORK Are You Currently Using by michaelwilli(m): 7:17pm On Sep 19, 2017
Aunty lara
Business / Re: Court Acquits Transcorp’s Ex-boss Of Money Laundering Charges by michaelwilli(m): 3:32pm On Sep 18, 2017
32 count charge?
discharged n acquitted?
aye mi o
Nairaland / General / Re: Huge Python Killed In Otukpo Market, To Be Sold For N15,000 (Photos) by michaelwilli(m): 7:51pm On Sep 13, 2017
Lala frozen foods
Celebrities / Re: Baby Blanche's Operation Remove Your Dross (Panties) Launched (Photos) by michaelwilli(m): 5:41pm On Sep 12, 2017
Werey re o

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Crime / Re: Man Murdered In His Fiancee’s Home (Photo) by michaelwilli(m): 3:44pm On Sep 08, 2017
chinoxstock:


Stop that nonsense.
Someone cannot play with you?
Crime / Re: Man Murdered In His Fiancee’s Home (Photo) by michaelwilli(m): 3:44pm On Sep 08, 2017
7Alexander:

Get a life or a job, you irresponsible fool!!
Kill ursef. Alexander cownu
Programming / Re: Select All Rows Where The Sum Of Column Equals A Value by michaelwilli(m): 3:31pm On Sep 08, 2017
Craigston:
How precise do you want the results to be? Do you want to carry out an exhaustive search of all such possible rows, and thus obtain every possible answer?
This seems like a combinatorial problem, and if you want an exhaustive enumeration of the problem, the cost of computing increases fast as the number of rows increases.
Also, are negative integers allowed in the rows? Are the numbers restricted to any set of numbers (integers, natural numbers, complex numbers, real numbers...).
I don't know how to implement this in a database, but you can do it in a program using a 1 x n matrix that maps to your table.

See these SO links, [1] and [2], for similar problems.
This problem is not one at which SQL can shine. It requires much use of repetition and the running time grows exponentially. In fact, I wouldn't attempt it for N results where N > 3, N being the number of rows whose sum matches the expected result.

However you do it, I wish you good luck. I don't know what I'm saying, so do not assume it to be credible advice. I just came to say hello.
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[1] http://stackoverflow.com/questions/21020619/sql-server-select-rows-whos-sum-matches-a-value

[2] http://stackoverflow.com/questions/6289314/how-to-get-rows-having-sum-equal-to-given-value
U don craze. Lollz
Crime / Re: Man Murdered In His Fiancee’s Home (Photo) by michaelwilli(m): 3:27pm On Sep 08, 2017
Ipobians at it again.


Na joke o, before BSS go find me come house

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Computers / Re: I Need To Buy Lenovo T420 Scrap by michaelwilli(m): 2:40pm On Sep 08, 2017
udemzyudex:

Complete or just the motherboard
Without the motherboard is ok
Computers / I Need To Buy Lenovo T420 Scrap by michaelwilli(m): 7:48am On Sep 08, 2017
Please send me a dm if you have scrap of lenovo T420 for sale
Politics / Re: Throwback Photo Of President Buhari Eating As A Soldier by michaelwilli(m): 7:03pm On Aug 27, 2017
omenkaLives:
We've seen this too. Looks like the picture of someone recuperating after having a close brush with death. We wish him a very speedy recovery.

Now you can take a good look at yourself and ask God why he has kept you healthy despite demonstrating such obvious character of someone who doesn't deserve that..

Smh.
Savage you are. Chill you have not

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Nairaland / General / Re: 8 Undeniably Cool Things You Would Love To Have. by michaelwilli(m): 7:26am On Aug 25, 2017
Oyinbo dey think. U must av tot of dis tins befor bt didnt find 'em necessary but wen its manufactured, u want to buy one
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: I Just Created An Android App That Would Curb Job Scams ! by michaelwilli(m): 7:07am On Aug 25, 2017
Donald3d:
Before I decided to became a freelancer,I have worked for some companies ,one of them in particular made me very upset(payment issue-45k unpaid till today for my sweat).
I have also been scammed helping a friend get a job.
There was no platform for me to warn people who would fall into the trap of these scammers.
Yes Nairaland is there ,but I needed something dedicated ,that is user friendly and intuitive.
I searched and couldn't find ,so i created mine .Not just to serve Nigeria alone , but the whole world !.
I present to you JobPoller

What Does The App Do ?
It helps you rate your experience with any job,employer or prospective employer

Is It Free ?
Good work bro
The app is free and would always be free to use .If there would be any charge in the future ,it would be for something like sms alert as the app expands,or a tiny little subscription as low as #50-#100 per month,to bear the cost of running and maintaining the app .I promise it won't exceed that.

How Can The App Benefit You Or Anyone ?
You can search for a company before applying or submitting an application, or before going for an interview.

You can search using the company or employer name ,email,phone number and address .

You can check the rating people have given this particular company,so you know whether or not the company is worth your time .It also gives you an inkling of what to expect if you end up working with that company or employer.

By adding your rating of all the companies you have worked with, you would be helping anyone who wants to work where you have worked decide whether or not the company or employer would be good for them.

What's In It For You ?
Well,this app was built from ground up by an individual,so there isn't much I can give.

But isn't it wonderful knowing you would be helping other people decide whether a job is good for them or not and also avoid job scams ?

Look at the bright side ,you would also be receiving that favor in return !

I have a reward system in the app that rewards you and whoever you invite with points(5 points).The top 5 people every month would get prizes.

To refer someone they have to register with your username as their referrer.

What's In It For The Maker Of The App
Honestly nothing much,even though I have invested a reasonable amount of money and time to put this together all alone.

But I do derive joy ,knowing that I am making a reasonable contribution to everyone and job scams would be reduced to the minimum ,since I have been a victim once,I know how much it hurts.

I also have non-intrusive ads in the app to make a little change to help bear cost of maintaining the app.

I also accept donations from anyone who has found the app useful and loves the app, I guarantee that you would love it.


Here is a summary of the features of the app :
You can rate an already existing company in the database
You can search for companies ,with phone number ,address,email.
You can add a company and rate it instantly if its not in the database
You can change your rating of any company anytime
You can also check the top 100 scam jobs to avoid ,according to peoples ratings.


I have included some screen shots ,but kindly download and use the app to get the whole experience.



Side Notes :
I also designed the logo myself too-infact everything ,no be small work to build everything from scratch.It might look basic ,but there is a story behind it .
Looking at it closely its a suitcase ,if you look deeper you would see a smiling face,if you turn the logo/suitcase upside down , you would see a frowning or sad face.This is significant to the core aim of the app,reducing job scams and making people apply for jobs that would make them happy or at least satisfied.

You can download the app here :

https://www.jobpoller.com
It would be on Google store soon.
And hopefully by next year I would build the IOS app too.

You can follow and help share across social media
Facebook,twitter and instagram all @JobPoller

Most importantly ,I really need your feedback on how to make it better.

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Autojosh
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good work bro
Family / Re: I Need A Strong Advice Concerning My Sister Who Maltreated My Wife by michaelwilli(m): 6:49am On Aug 25, 2017
Contact d guys dat promises you fsars, immediately you get d docs back, cut all ties with her.

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