₦airaland Forum

virginprincess:
Hope men who love girls that wear waist and leg beads are seeing this,most girls(not all) who wear waist and leg beads don't just wear it for fun or to measure weight,i'm a lady so i know this things,waist and leg bead is evil and demonic.

if he wasnt in his right senses, he wouldnt have been able to seize the beads and burn it.

Its just bullcrap story

ik

Graceunlimitedd:
gays everywhere.
tufiakwa

i am a guy though.

Michelle55:
Wetin dey smell you bros?
I work every day of the week but sometimes get off day, I love it like that though

its great if u loved it.

I never could have thought ur occupied all day.

I thought only bandits work every time.

ur not by any chance a ban... coughs ... clears throat ...

u know what, never mind

Michelle55:
Would be working next weekend but I do love gossip sha.
Hope you're doing great, HNM by the way.

weekend work?

hmmm

four hundred and eight

he should go one round

Anigreat:





Gombe is in Northeast , Atiku strong hold so not surprised. It's just like Atiku dreaming to have supporters more than Obi in south east , southwest and south south, it's so impossible, such cannot happened.

at the end of the day, everybody go take his own stronghold.

No just put hope on all this marches.
Expect anything and expect nothing

ok

Michelle55:
If the angel na you, I would rather keep wake biko.
Goodnight!

smiles.
Yo, how is ur schedule next week?

would like to gossip over a drink.

Tmberwolf1:
And if you believe that statement to be true, then you are more brainless than a worm.

sakura is useless in everything.
u can die

16yrs? wtf

who is that lady at the top right corner?

jeromestarks:
Your office is in your house?

Anyways, I will lie on my bed and chat. I will watch some cartoons and eat.

Later in the day, a girl will ask to visit me and I will decline then tomorrow, I will invite her and fvck her.

Happy Independence Day!

i'd have loved that if it was in my house but private companies no understand wetin be independence o

ObamaMessi:
By trolling on nairaland.

u no get work

I remembered last year independence, nobody wanted to celebrate.
Everybody just deh para

As for me, Nothing serious for the day.
I'll first listen to Buhari speech, then i'll go to the office and do some few works.
Then come back and check how the independence was celebrated, who wished us happy independence and how burj khalifa celebrated our independence.

I no get strength to comot

JoshTheStoic:
Better to stay away from Lekki Toll Gate to avoid case of Unknown Soldier

lolz

wtf?
u mean u want to break the silence between u and a girl and start getting attached?

Michelle55:
I no wan get nightmare edakun, e get one hanty wey say you dey enter her eyes. Shey make I run am come ya side? She set die

u no wan get nightmares?

is it that u are not used to seeing angels in ur dreams or what?

Anyways goodnight.

people weh normal no pass 5 for this kantree

Michelle55:
Lol, no worry.. E no go work out rara. Na handicap I carry you

i no even understand the kind stony heart weh u carry sef.

This was suppose to be the part where u have to say
"Awwn Ahaan, that was so sweet of u"
Then u blow a kiss

U know what, i think my boat don hit rock, do have a nice night and dream of me

Aha, u want to become pqlatable to women? lolz.

I think u should first exude confidence, when u see a lady u really like, u could just approach her, the worst thing u could get is rejection.

Make sure she notice ur presence before the approach her, a little eye contact and a smile which follows a subtle waving does the trick.

Confidently approach her and start the conversation, dont go ahead saying nonsense that could land u a slap.

u could say something like "oh u wanna come sit with me? i'd love to buy u a drink" (oh, redpillers are actually stingy sha, so if u a redpiller, forget the drnk part)

If shes into u, she will accept but if not, u could still walk out by saying "oh, i'd like to take my leave, see u around"

oh, lemme use this method on michelle55 and ishilove if it will work out.
brb

Firstly. whenever a girls says its over and refuse to give u reasons, just politely and maturely walk out of her life, stop begging her to stay. Its creepy

Secondly, Oga try and have a girlfriend so u could move on with ur life and build another relationship.

oh, i remembered that moniker

Bontafa:
Atiku no dey go anywhere

Are u sure u quoting the right person?

Whenever i see politicians gather like this ehn.

E just be like make i throw grenade

Michelle55:
I no do be that... Anything from ile-ife isnor meant for me

It was actually from other parts of the world but refurbished in Ile-Ife

Abeg i don tire, u deh gimme tough time, make i carry my bike go find another person to razzu

Michelle55:
Isnor me that you love oh cos as I dey look you so na chinko love you fit give.

chinko ke, the love is organic.

directly from ile-ife

Michelle55:
You should pay homage to me because that's my name and you shouldn't be bearing a feminine name

no be only homage, na the entire villageMAGE i suppose pay.

My moniker was inspired by a song sha.

I like the name, no wonder, i fell in love with u first time i saw ur moniker.

In Psquare voice "This love na follow come"

Michelle55:
mad fellow, abeg lemme oh. Which wan be chukudi chukudi again kwanu?

ur moniker caught my attention though

virginprincess:
I just want to know,so i know the kind of advise to give you.

yes she is coming to spend the night at my place

virginprincess:
Tell me the truth,is a lady coming to spend the night in your house .

is that the ansa to my question?