₦airaland Forum

LegendHero:
I’m not from baby factory generation.

thats not the question, abi ur conscience deh blame u?

Sammy07:
Siminialayi sounds Yoruba but not Yoruba.

its ijaw

PrinceOfLagos:
Peter Obi is obviously the most loved presidential candidate among other contestants

He's loved and respected especially among the youths

na on election day we go know sha

LegendHero:
I don’t have money for drugs, can your father give me some?

why begging my father?

Ur mom didnt show u who ur father was?

LegendHero:
Because it’s my phone and no be you buy me data.

If I like I mention Ozubulu or Awkusu.

I think u should sell that phone and buy malaria drugs

LegendHero:
Anambra that has nothing of this, what have they achieved?

The lunatic Obi can’t even use a single picture of the paradise he built in Anambra on his recalled manifesto.

Wike and his governorship candidate have eyes for good thing which explained why they’ll rather copy Lagos success than Anambla failure.

So why did u mention Anambra now.

Are we talking about Anambra or Rivers?

Sweetplum:
childish boy

Oh, Ancient of days
Abba father.

Weldone ma

Continue the work of Wike?
U mean u will hold pension, build flyover at every 200meteres, flood the street with touts, threaten traditional rulers, fight and insult other leaders, give Ateke access to govt house, bring live band to every road commisioning and not provide a single job?

Is that what i read?

Nairaland feminists, Redpiller, Tinubu and Obi supporters comes to mind

great

ZINNYBANKS:
For a moment kon imagine say God no create women and devil. This world for sweery..

u wouldnt have been born.

Adam will still be lonely

Fahvvy:
Wowwwwwwww...
This is wonderful....
Well done madam ....

So in summary...
You only get wet when your husband have cash to buy you gifts and you get dry when he doesn't have money, nice one ....

Atleast even your body system is telling you the major reason why you married him and what kind of person you are ...

that wasnt what i understand sha.

But i like the lady, even me too, some kind alert deh give me erection

She is allergic to "hakuna maSAPA"

Yusufisraelj:
My brother 1 million naira na small money, think of earnings that in dollar or euro then you can really be a blessing.

Nice ambition anyways, good to be grateful, but let me ask, you don build house, get investments or marry?

wait, i thought he meant $1m

Daviddson:
What are you even saying? When did you begin to support anything Buhari's govt does? What would it take those people to change their so-called hoarded naira into dollar? Is that not why naira is currently plummeting as we speak?

where u wan change am?

Some of them have up to 10b in sockaway

omo, that ur thumb finger sef.

If no be one thing, i for say God create u when him deh learn work

Qatar2022:
Good luck , your stupidity is pro max

Lol

As u small reach, u don deh carry woman.

come bia, OP

Sweetplum:
me too

Sorry i almost destroyed u.
U dont have to blame me, i am an Alpha male, i was suppose to blow all my loads inside u.

No hard feelings

Sweetplum:
In the spirit of humanity, I free you. Cos I cannot wound you in this status.

I am just no more interested in engaging u in the discussion anymore.

Cypress042:
In my area it's sold for 600

Tompolo don stop bunkery and filling stations doesnt sell Kero.

Its obvious the price will jump

Sweetplum:
I better pass you naa. Is that not you with chalk?

oya, e don do

Cypress042:
You probably haven't bought kerosene forget about matches.

I use gas though.

I heard kero is now 500 per bottle

VeryWickedMan:
Davido reconnected with Chioma just to gain access to Ifeanyi's skull.

Dont u think being stupid should have its own limit?

U are abusing the dosage

Sweetplum:
cos you don't v brain naa. Receive one.

See who is giving brain

Sweetplum:
You surely don't know sarcasm.
You are gifted an Oscar for being mad. We are saying you are becoming nuts you are celebrating. Asin who's responsible for your madness? Na curse?

mumu say na sarcasm, lolz.
Its no lie, ur stupidity deserve Oscar

Sweetplum:
If I m stupid and straight, it's an Oscar award. But you supporting LGBT and being one, is insanity which is greater than any stupidity. Nobody has any reason to support homosexuality. It's an aberration of nature. The most unfortunate ones are the non binary ones. Asin I laugh like a witch. How confused can people be?

Lolz, ofcos u deserve an Oscar for this foolishness

The eagle looks edible, if only this had happened in Nigeria

ok

advanceDNA:
Whats all these insult for now...u mentioned me saying nothing....and u still had to insukt me...
U are a grown ass man with kids..u should at least reason differently... We all have different view on a matter..this is not calculus or engineering maths question with only one answer..
its a relatiinship issue that people can look at differently...but u just feel only ur opinion is right....hiw can u jump on people's mentions and start to insult them..... jeez !! what is wrong with u people on nairaland....u are not one of these teenagers here...act your age nigga

hahaha.
Calm down, this is NL and subtle attacks are not uncommon.

I am sorry sha.

There are alot of things my wife will do and i'll 4giv her but adultery isnt one of them.

If u are married and u commits adultery, u shouldnt expect 4giveness from ur spouse, except he/she is too kind

advanceDNA:
Nigga..if you dont have anything to say....dont jump on people's mentions

Sorry, i hate to see foolish comments.
I had no choice but to jump on it