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CelebritiesRe: SEE The Sad Reason Africa Will Remain Backward [photos] by Michellla(f): 7:36pm On Nov 18, 2015
RickRichards:
Kenyatta my arse! Quit the overt display of willful ignorance, will you! That picture is from the state funeral held for Dutch victims of the ill-fated MH17 passenger plane. Or can't you see that those cars are hearses? huh
Bush girl. Na only your Africa go remain backward; not mine, not Michellla 's, not MrsPhyno 's, not dechandel 's, I don't know about naughtynaughty sha. That one fit wan embrace backwardness. cheesy tongue
am with you.backward never.forward ever
RomanceRe: Have I Demanded For Too Big Or Could It Be She Doesn't Love Me??? by Michellla(f):
maybe she doesnt know how to cook.
have you thought of that?

by the way you're assuming she doesnt love you just cause she doesnt cook for you?

shallow minded much
RomanceRe: 8 Characteristics Of Chronic Womanizers On Social Media by Michellla(f): 7:21pm On Nov 18, 2015
wristbangle:
[i]The pain felt from heart break in the past has turned some guys into sensational playboys that at the sight of any lady, what comes to their minds when they view ladies picture is to bleep their kitty cats.

The activities of these guys cannot be omitted from social media hereby using all avenues to ensure that a lady fall for their devious ways.

So ladies in order to spot guys who flirt on social media, check out for the following attributes.

1. Friend lists are female dominated

I cannot deny the fact that I am somewhat guilty of this act because if you check my profile, you will discover that I have more of female friends but that doesn't necessarily mean that I'm a flirt cheesy. One of the attributes of guys that flirt online, is the numbers of ladies they follow.

2. They disturb ladies with unnecessary PMs.

This act is also synonymous to flirting. When some dudes see "f"
indeed. cheesy i can vouch to that grin
RomanceRe: What Will You Do In This Situation?? by Michellla(op): 7:18pm On Nov 18, 2015
jamalchance:
even my wife would understand ..... if she doesn't den the doesn't deserve to b my wife cos i wan an understanding woman
gringrin
RomanceRe: What Will You Do In This Situation?? by Michellla(op): 12:03pm On Nov 18, 2015
fikolo:
lol read the question again.i dont think you get it well

At OP, I got the question, I only decided to look at it from a different perspective. Ok let me put it this way, imagine I just finished receiving the contract signing, next plan, ring wifey to be,

Me: hello suga!

Wifey: hi sweets

Me : guess What?

Wifey: (panting and anxious) yes sweets, I m all Ears

Me: give her the gist, next plan, request she join me at the contract signing venue to sign our future financial Fortune!

Wifey:what about the guess waiting?

Me: ( in Eddie Murphy father's voice in "coming to America" ), Let them Wait!!!grin We are talking money here Suga! cool
Lmao grin now i grab your point well
EducationRe: How Do I Handle A Pervert Lecturer? by Michellla(f): 12:01pm On Nov 18, 2015
wipe that face off.my resumption is impending.so ima fix it soonest
RickRichards:
What's good, Michelle? My lessons o. sad


Just tell him that you know me, and he'll quit hounding you immediately.

Such people have to be handled with tact. Blurting out whatever it is you blurted out will only strengthen his resolve. Let him know that it is impossible for you to have anything with him. Give him cogent reasons, and be diplomatic about it. And if that doesn't work, go to Student Affairs.
EducationRe: How Do I Handle A Pervert Lecturer? by Michellla(f): 7:40am On Nov 18, 2015
Estharfabian:
Administrative? LoL!gringrin that'd make you public enemy1...You shouldn't even Bother Graduating...undecided


Nigeria is So wacked up...it's Sad!cry
for reals its heartbreaking.our piorities are misplaced.
CelebritiesRe: Korede Bello: 4 Reasons Why Everybody Is Crushing On Him (photos) by Michellla(f): 7:39am On Nov 18, 2015
Genea:
pls help me tell her I don't like him and d only reason he comes to memory is when Godwin is being played ,after dah he goes bk to d past
lol seriously i tell you
EducationRe: How Do I Handle A Pervert Lecturer? by Michellla(f): 9:47pm On Nov 17, 2015
Estharfabian:
Lol...grin

I think my Advice is the best so far...undecided If he stops seeing her As Attractive, he won't bother her No More..wink

Ps---You're Very welcome!
i guess that would work.i woulda said she should report to the administrative,but i know this country is not that developed.so am really clueless myself.
EducationRe: How Do I Handle A Pervert Lecturer? by Michellla(f): 9:35pm On Nov 17, 2015
Estharfabian:
gringringrin Uh...Do these list... he'll stop making Advances atcha in No time..wink

1)Stop Using make-Ups to his class
2)Wear Long Skirts to his class
3)Do not take Your bath Anytime u wanna Go to his office(be smelly and stinky all the time)
4)Don't brush Your teeth either(Guys hate Bad breath)
5)Pick Your nose Anytime his looking Atcha
6)Don't make Your hair to his class(look like A new mad woman)undecided
7)Belch..Speak bad grammar..Totally disgust him
coolBe An impromptu stammerer...(Anytime he asks You anything)undecided

Do these things and He won't see u as attractive anymore...it works all the time...gringringrin
you've got no chills grin thanks for the laugh
RomanceRe: Are There No Fake Guys On Nairaland? by Michellla(f): 9:34pm On Nov 17, 2015
Freemanan:
undecided
Asking Google..
gringrin
CelebritiesRe: Singer Yemi Alade Shares New Lovely Photo by Michellla(f): 9:25pm On Nov 17, 2015
is it just me or she looks different here.
EducationRe: How Do I Handle A Pervert Lecturer? by Michellla(f): 9:22pm On Nov 17, 2015
DharmyYinks:
Shut ur mouth. Am sure u wil stil say der z nothing wrong in it if it was ur sister d lecturer wanna do undecided


End time pple with end time sense...mtchewwwww
true he deserves a slap for that comment.rickrichards
EducationRe: How Do I Handle A Pervert Lecturer? by Michellla(f): 9:21pm On Nov 17, 2015
viickerz:
Tell him that you want to give him a b.low job, then bite off his dick
like really? huh
RomanceRe: Why Can't Girls Just Be Like The Guys by Michellla(f): 9:15pm On Nov 17, 2015
NarnieSnyper:
There's only one way to find out,hon.

I just pray u won't have a crush on a guy who's Gay. U'll cry out ur eye socket. That's when u'll come running back to me
haha now you're being the cocky one here grin;Dmy luck has never run that dry. grin
RomanceRe: #Girlstalk: How Do You Know If A Particular Toaster Is Serious About You? by Michellla(f): 6:06pm On Nov 17, 2015
danbrowndmf:
Ladies in the house your attention is needed here.just tell ous how you if a toaster is serious about you.





Adanne28
Laveda
Estharfabian
prettythicksme
Mhizkel
michella
daretodiffer
kelechimarie
Pinkycute
cherryice
mathschic
misspicy
its 3 "L" lol.i just happened to stumble on this post and saw it. cheesy
RomanceRe: What Will You Do In This Situation?? by Michellla(op): 5:03pm On Nov 17, 2015
fikolo:
On a normal day, one will go for the contract and reschedule the wedding, l might want to do something exceptional by asking my wife to be to join me in the contract signing shocked that way we all achieve a win win situation grin
lol read the question again.i dont think you get it well
CelebritiesRe: Korede Bello: 4 Reasons Why Everybody Is Crushing On Him (photos) by Michellla(f): 3:49pm On Nov 17, 2015
who are the "everyone"? undecided
RomanceRe: Why Can't Girls Just Be Like The Guys by Michellla(f): 3:45pm On Nov 17, 2015
NarnieSnyper:
Do i smell Over confidence?

Ok, the truth is; i just friendzoned u for like 30mins maxmimum.

Warning: it's not that i cant friendzone u oo, i have this Indian balm that works but i choose not to. Dont get too cocky smileygrin
lmao .charms dont work on me.neither does friendzone.hehe
RomanceRe: Why Can't Girls Just Be Like The Guys by Michellla(f): 3:21pm On Nov 17, 2015
NarnieSnyper:
Trust me, many 'friendzoned' girls are out there.
Infact, u know what, u just got friendzoned by me and i'm serious..........
you wouldnt do that grin
RomanceRe: . by Michellla(f):
Dude! You will definitely hurt her feelings if you go blunt on this.
Instead, buy her gifts of scented soaps, perfumes...you know....toiletries that would help chase the odour away. You've got to be tactical man!
You gotta help her do this without embarrassing or hurting her feelings. Cheers!
RomanceRe: She Insists She Would Marry Him By All Means And Destroy His Home. by Michellla(f): 12:58am On Nov 17, 2015
Grinch:
One of the relation should go blow her fu*king brains out. All that witch-witche go stop undecided
zero chills grin
RomanceRe: She Insists She Would Marry Him By All Means And Destroy His Home. by Michellla(f): 9:56pm On Nov 16, 2015
she seems to have some sort of hold on the man.
therefore confronting her is a waste of time.
they need to pray seriously
RomanceRe: 10 Statements Ladies Make To Scare Guys When They Initiate Sex by Michellla(f): 9:20pm On Nov 16, 2015
wristbangle:
I can actually help u out. Send me the write up via PM.

Cheers cool.

Yeah I have been so busy lately.
oh i see.... smiley
I think i'll pass tongue
the points are a bit lame.covers face#
CelebritiesRe: WATCH: 'Boko Haram and black West Africa Is Not A Priority’, Says CNN Analyst by Michellla(f): 7:06pm On Nov 16, 2015
are you people just realising they dont give a flying fvck what happens here?
RomanceRe: 10 Statements Ladies Make To Scare Guys When They Initiate Sex by Michellla(f): 6:58pm On Nov 16, 2015
wristbangle:
We are not perfect dear. Well thanks for correcting me though. Post modified!

I am still waiting for your counter thread. wink
lol i know.no probs.
and about the counter.....i honestly couldnt come up with more than two points.cause guys are more neutral than girls most times.
RomanceRe: 10 Statements Ladies Make To Scare Guys When They Initiate Sex by Michellla(f): 6:53pm On Nov 16, 2015
wristbangle:
Thanks. It's being a while.
yea been a while i'v seen you around.
RomanceRe: 10 Statements Ladies Make To Scare Guys When They Initiate Sex by Michellla(f): 6:45pm On Nov 16, 2015
ipledge10:
I know you can never say that wink
lol.
its rather childish&silly
RomanceRe: 10 Statements Ladies Make To Scare Guys When They Initiate Sex by Michellla(f): 6:45pm On Nov 16, 2015
zinachidi:
and are u a typical nigerian girl?
probably
RomanceRe: 10 Statements Ladies Make To Scare Guys When They Initiate Sex by Michellla(f): 6:14pm On Nov 16, 2015
wristbangle:
At point 9, so hilarious gringrin

You do think what you are doing is right before God: Like seriously!! U whey e wan give your body nko! huhsad

Leme add to it

10: I know from the onset that all who want with me is sex

11. Don't you know that if you kiss me, God will be angry against you? undecided

12. I know that you only enjoy the view of my bwest and Yansh tonguegrinwink
seriously? undecided this sounds like what a 10year old would say
RomanceRe: 10 Statements Ladies Make To Scare Guys When They Initiate Sex by Michellla(f):
A typical nigerian gal would chastise you with some of these questions yes grin
CelebritiesRe: Vic O Posts Nude Picture Of Himself, Says He Just Did ‘that Thing’ by Michellla(f): 10:43am On Nov 16, 2015
ewwwwwww

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