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RickRichards:
Michellla can't use that kinda phone. She'd just die of boredom. In case she sees this post, I didn't say anything o.

am sure he has a tab to back that up with.

Lovechyld101:
Lol u eeeehn!!! Anyways we aint in such situations and I can do far better than dat guy me would go advertise your beauty on Daily times, fight for your right like Nelson Mandela.. List is endless

lol what will you say before

Gunbiz:
never heard? are u in the jungle?

am not .are you?

NemzySeries:
say no more ma dear.....even a 9yr old has an EX

really niqqa ? lol.I'll take that as a joke

olajorn:
my padi

wealth.(ola)

NemzySeries:
probably U've gone tru more BREAKUPs dan MAKEUP

no dude .am below 21.

NarnieSnyper:
hehehehe! You'll never what......? Complete it na. Shey 'afraid' is catching u

lol never. hot girls dont get friendzoned
But i'v never heard of a girl getting friendzoned before tho.

RickRichards:
Lol..you even sound pissed from your reply. Okay! Don Jazzy, you're my bro, but if you don't stop infuriating Michelle, I might just have to kick your arse. Are you okay now, Michelle?

affirmative

Lovechyld101:
lol I have been face with quarter pass 4 and was still tolerant and loving whereas you have only been with fine bois all ur life #true talk still woudnt know what ill do in such situation I ll say depends on her personality!!!

lol you really cant tell till it actually happens.forget personality

RickRichards:
1. She was once a baby running unclad all over the place, pooing her pants, bed-wetting, etc.

2. She still poos; just like you, and it smells just as bad as yours, if not even worse.

3. Just like you, she has her own inhibitions too.

Next time you see her, remember those 3 points and talk about something you both have in common...you could also ask her to tell you about herself and just actively listen to her. Fun fact: girls love it when you pay attention to them.

@Michellla, @MrsPhyno, do you guys have anything to add? Help this brother out.

lol you're a guy.you'd know better than us

bulldoza:
What fake... are you referring to?

i meant the smiley...you told me to laugh.and i said i'll laugh even tho the laugh is fake.

bulldoza:
What da fùck!
Are you serious What da hell do you take me for

huh?? confused#

PrimeMinisterr:
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lol, so there's actually a court room here, huh. anyway I can get you a good attorney.

hope it comes with discount

rubyradiance:
D hair in d 1st pix is really annoying,,pls don't spoil ur looks cos it's part of ur brand

is it your hair?.

PrimeMinisterr:
. . . . why would you ?

its been there since i joined NL.someone filed a report on it today

PrimeMinisterr:
. . . . Nice song coated with deep love, via your siggy.

thanks i should change it

STFUareyouGod:
That's exactly what it is, a man been forced into an unwanted marriage. How's that supposed to be funny?

good question.i tell you

bulldoza:
But it's funny sha Oya as guys dey shine teeth, make u laugh now

(even tho its fake)still waiting on you anyway

NarnieSnyper:
Just kidding,hon but for real though,i 'll pull the trigger. How'd u feel if ur crush friendzones kwanu?

i'v never and will never.lmao

LexMacquin:
In this life or the next, there's no reward for hating..

what is this one saying

danbrowndmf:
seems u don't like him?

a yoruba girl?

which of them? i care less about them both. and no am not.

Filashade:
Please tell him for me oooo.

Some men are just so evil ehhhn. Look at a good woman right in front of him and because she looks older he now wants fresh meat.

She sacrificed almost everything for him and u now want to call it quits. Y did u waste her time for in the first place ehhhhhn tell me y??

If u turn ur back on her something bad will happen to u because God does not sleep. The person u go to now will waste ur time ehhhhhn. The person will make u look so old. U will sweat and sweat and she will just leave u. Chai. This guy dnt know the thing weh him dey do. God is watching u oooo!!

U men can never be satisfied.

Chai!!!

Olorun mi ooo.

See this life..

No problem.

Please just leave the lady alone and let her find a true man biko!!

I change my mind. U dnt deserve such woman at all!!

i feel you sista!
that guy is a complete moronn.
she deserves better yea.

PrimeMinisterr:
. . . . pourquoi es-tu en colère

am not angry.lol. jazzy is feeling fly cause he's getting begged.huh

Lovechyld101:
Haha l0l am still loving even at that I kno some guys who can't date a girl cos of pimple !! Besides michellla if u were to b in dat man shoes u would simply abandon the man and your kids ..

lol like you know me so well huh?
i honestly dont know what i'll do..i bet you dont either.cause we'v never been faced with that situation before

plasmadocument:
You didn't laugh because you saw a picture of a man being dragged on the floor into the water or rather river most likely against his will to be drowned. Nothing funny in that.

nice analysis stfuareyouGod this explains

RickRichards:

Mind yourself o, Michellla. Don't you know Don Jazzy is my bro?

he's acting up way too much.

PrimeMinisterr:
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you're angry cos he said he doesn't have a girlfriend, are you his girlfriend?

huh?

he should go and sleep.who cares.

wonder why dbanj is still stressing it seef.

lol she's only human.

danbrowndmf:
will mosquitoe ever allow u sleep well in nigeria? Unless you reside in ethopia

how was ur night?

lol fan is there lahh