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Odikwa very risky pipo#stolen #dem toh bad

[quote author=Me_Aboki]You obviously haven't read the topic nor your dictionary, pray next time you are opportuned to read one that God prevails on your brainless head to let you understand the difference between lynching (killing) and assaulting (in this case beating) - and so help you God. [/quote]aboki shine ur mouth wella.....and put the zip on ur lip...i really..really got no time for ya.

I've Read through all the comments and instead of the topic addressed....its grammar we talking about...lynch or assault..either way,we get the message...a Life is at stake here..grammar na for dictionary.

davades: Only yesterday she received my first slap...ladies can annoying at times. We never talk since then

wowwww you slapped a lady,.you need to be locked up and the keys thrown away.

I've learnt not to expect too much from people cos its in the human nature to forget good deeds done for them..but still,..i find it rather appalling to some attitudes of some ladies..i'm nt a feminist and so i'll say the truth the way it is..if only ladies can work to earn their cash,we won't be receiving the insults we get and if indeed we get favors by pipo who actually care,there's nothing wrong in saying thankyou and meaning it...ladies,we need to restore our dignity.

Our mods have gone mad again

One question for you,are you married?, If you're married n you want birth control,get your womb out but if you're not....hmmmmmmmm ABSTAIN

Hehe..loving the comments..give it up my unfellow muslims.....y'all need Jesus

Is this man high or just incredibly stupid? How many months do we have left for 2013 to be over? Few months he said?

shymexx: Pass mi a ganja!! Smoke-a-thon!!

Apparently, according to my darg who just came back from naija, the naija weed isn't that strong. And what you lot call skunk is just normal weed. You would have to smoke almost an "O" to get high. You lot need to come smoke brum brownie or OG kush - and feel more spiritual. Even that Cali kush is mad crazy!!

i come dey wonder how you take sabi.....or are u a...

Am bored already....NEXTTTTT

Bossforeva: Can someone plz translate this whole post to igbo language,maybe then i'll understand wat u are saying wella. I only did my best by reading the bold words and living the rest 4 gawd. Yet i did'nt understand
UPDATE.....
i taught Igbo language was made compulsory in the University, why can't a Nairalander translate this whole post! Plz i dn't understand the english language during the day,i only do at night.

HAHA VERY FUNNY THAT I FORGOT TO LAUGH

Me:do you still love me.? (looking into my eyes) Him:baby,even if i didn't want to,i just can't stop loving u

I was born a human...given a mandate to take possessions over all things including starss..so i don't need zodiac signs to tel me who i am cos i know who i am

I must say that if you are not deeply rooted in the christian faith,some NL users can mislead you...

LesbianBoy: This kaffy loves sex ahn ahn.......so she is pregnant again? What a CHEAP girl she is!

are u high or are u just stupid...don't u know she's married.

Nigeria is not made up of trees and animals.WE are Nigeria.if all you want to do is criticise put a zip on your lip..as for me,i'll be the best i can,invest in my country and make it that dream perfect country i've always wanted.#salute

After digging out some skelewu dance steps....i realise i need to put on my freezer before my food goes sour and before the power holders END the TIME of my joy THINGS

[quote author=_anatomy_01]Wait for 5mins before doing anything cos they WILL take it again [/quote]where you from come...i love ur sense of humour toh bad.....

Codedrock: WHATS THE BIG DEAL HERE?? I was ordered to come out to the front of the whole class and raise up my hands and close my eyes before our vacation this last semester in ODUDUA UNIVERSITY ILE IFE, and it was my pleasure.. EVERYBODY is GONNA laugh at you and you are gonna be popular.

your thirst for Popularity is quite appalling....i can imagine what ur fans wil say when they see you.."see that puppet who closed his eyes and raised his hands".you got ur fame..

gunners160: If mikel can score after 7 yrs of no goa.if Arsenal can reach d top of d epl table after 4yrs.if ameachi rotimi culd b called bck 2 pdp after being rejected.if barcelonia can lose ball possesion after 317 games.if mario balotelli can lose a penalty 4 d 1st time in is life dat man/woman holdin nigeria nd everybody in d village or aso rock must die dis year

AMEN AMEN AMEN..MY FATHER MY FATHER THAT WITCH MUST DIE

What If Mikel missed that goalllll?? I can imagine ol this praises wud turn to curses #jstthinking#judgementdaythings

Atiku Atiku, you have tall dreams yet you are a dwarf..by the way,when did u start smiling/laughing?? :-/

Acidosis: These days, I've learnt not to argue carelessly on Nairaland...
Esp with people who do not reason in the right direction.
I'd be f00lish to allow a native doctor carry out a complex surgery on me..


Whats the point of defending the Pastor with bible verses in the midst of people who cannot even quote 2 verses of the bible..?

Whats the point of defending the Pastor in the midst of shallow minded yet Church attending riff-raffs who think all Churches are the same?? They espect a Deeper Life Church for instance to act like their new generation Church of harlots, hooligans and cooporate pros. titutes.

Whats the point of defending this MAN of GOD in the midst of people who believe a Pastor is suppose to join a choir master and a choir mistress who have slept with each other (countless times) in HOLY MATRIMONY YET they're always first to hold the mic to sing "Holy spirit" inspired songs..

Who knows if this 'bride' is the head of the Evangelism Unit in her Church¿
Yet they expect the PASTOR to join her with a man without any disciplinary action?
Gosh! Whats wrong with these people? where una from come? caves or coven?

Whats the point in defending the word of God among Church going sinners and tithe paying lovepedlers?

Whats the point in defending the word among so called 'Christian' who cannot succesfully narrate the simplest story in the bible, let alone practise the word?

Of what use are my posts to an individual who do not know the story of Ananias and Sapphira? Oh They forgot these two couple died an instant death the same second they lied to a man of God! Now I won't be surprised if they mistake the word "Man of God" in my context with their bling bling pastor who would gladly join 'anything' together, so long money is involved..



*Don't get me wrong, y'all. I'm not HOLY, but a man with principles..
I don't misplace pity and senselessness with good judgement. When its time for politics, I deal with it with a political tool, same way I handle religious Christain Born-Again matters with my tool - The HOLY Bible

you've won my heart......this is just on point

[quote author=Gbawe.]Shut up. Your breath stinks as bad as your unintelligently senseless, crassly dishonest and odiously sycophantic excuses. GEJ is a failure and you cannot pass the buck for his failings on to others. Had this been an improvement in Nigeria's ranking, it is you and your nauseatingly dishonest co-travellers who would make it all about GEJ while spamming the forum to death about how "fresh air is working".

I am really uncomfortable, even if it is only on a faceless forum, being citizens of the same nation with fraudsters like you. You are a disgrace. Do you know I do not even bother to read what you write?.[/quote]you have kept this annoyance and anger for long.... i feel ur pain bruh...easy easy easy(take a deep breath)..all hope is not lost

[quote author=Gbawe.]Shut up. Your breath stinks as bad as your unintelligently senseless, crassly dishonest and odiously sycophantic excuses. GEJ is a failure and you cannot pass the buck for his failings on to others. Had this been an improvement in Nigeria's ranking, it is you and your nauseatingly dishonest co-travellers who would make it all about GEJ while spamming the forum to death about how "fresh air is working".

I am really uncomfortable, even if it is only on a faceless forum, being citizens of the same nation with fraudsters like you. You are a disgrace. Do you know I do not even bother to read what you write? That is the level of disregard I have for any utterance you make because I believe you are only capable of mouthing dishonest drivel.[/quote]you have kept this annoyance and anger for long.... i feel ur pain bruh...easy easy easy(take a deep breath)..all hope is not lost

END TIME THINGS

Like seriously Mary was born without sin...this is interesting..in all versions of the bible..KJV,NLT,RSV,NKJV and even in my efik/ibibio translation ...i have never seen that written anywhere....i am SHOCKED

Olympus has Fallen has all my votes...WHite house down..hmmm after watching django unchained,jamie foxx doesn't just have that Presidential swag around him..plus that his security guard guy...na only Lover guy part fit him for those who have watched The Vow.

Etang ekak....ame yaya tutu*haters are always go'na hate

and everyone shall sayy . ENDTIME