₦airaland Forum

mikel should be lashed on his bare butt....yobo should be crucified upside down

hariorh: So why do u have a problem with his joke na? Abi he asked ur friend out instead of u ni?

shift one side abeg

IdyRaph: Why Uniuyo de do me dis kind ting na,hw can de fix resumption for new students by May 15,dem too dull oooo.

i telleth you mehn buh sha i still have time to gather more cash and be readily ready..

Communication arts students..the media personnels where you guys at? I hail o

ideyvexnow: Why is he an E-diat?

Is it because he supported Basket Mouth for voicing out what has been happening in our society and university campuses on a daily basis since God knows how long or because he doesn't agree with those calling for Glo to drop him as their ambassador.

Or may be it's because you are a gold digger yourself?

Whether you like it or not, the truth is that Basket Mouth never told anyone to go and molest anyone and if you are too blind to see this, then it's just unfortunate..

ok..i forgot to underline what the nig'a wrote..jst because some Nigerian girls or abi black girls love money over their lifes doesn't mean that he should generalise the whole statement to black girls...thats why he's an e-diat.plus i am no gold digger,my rule still stands,if i don't like a guy,there's no point giving him false hope and getting his gifts..and even if i do like him,.i can't tie down mY like to only his pockets.end of story. U okay now?

drnairalov: SMH 4 Yu...by the way Op tell ur sis biko, let her know the kinda Hot hungry man she has as a man .. no offeinse

*Crying * waz at the museum 2day nd I broke sumting so dey
say"omg dats 4rm 18th century"

I said "u scared me I
thought it waz new" den dey arrest me PLS Y

this guy likes lamenting PLS Y

professore: Yes thank u all,I know that I'm on point cos I'm extremely cute myself so I just dropped a little of my experience


I could have talked more but I know my people on nairaland don't like epistle

extremely cute Where is your picture?

[quote author=-Mr Cork-]...basket mouth spoke the truth & every boody agree wit him 1000 00000 times...black women are gold diggers...period.

...even women agree that black women are gold diggggars (no ooofesnce) [/quote]ebot.... E-diat....

chucky234: Yoruba is the easiest language to learn while Calabar and Ukwuani are the hardest.

how can calabar be a language? Na wa for some people sha... Ibadan is the sweetest language then.mtcheww

TVT KOKO: pls wat is ibibio?

welcome to Nigeria..the tower of babel

crazygod: I be think say iyanya na calabar... D last time I checked, 'ify' na ibo name

her name could be ifiokobong (ify)

[quote author=tpia@]I guess this is for the benefit of the chinese, Indians or whichever of your slavemasters are reading the thread.

Wbb with my own list of the most arrogant and evil nl females.

Will be backed up with evidence from types of threads they open.[/quote]LMAO......are u always this uptight...you've got issues mehn

appelmoieddy: Why didn't she take some photos with the inmates rather than with the officials only

nawa to you..did you read this post at all?

Chukkasy: sis, dis strike no funi o, I for dey year 3 by now, anyway God is in control

awwww i feel ur pain bruh...i hope ur nt an Engine guy cos una surcharge fee plenty o

Ah praise master Jesus...i can now relate with people who understand me...how y'all doing? I See all ya cheeks increasing.hw has the strike been. I rep.Communication Arts department.

I would have said Superman buh i could just wear kryptonite head to toe..thor,i would take his hammer away from him..hulk,seduce him so he won't get angry...but Batman..i take away his weapons,his gadgets,..he still got his wits with him...n finish u.so my take is on BATMAN

Rudebwoy: why will someone think of Breaking Airtel sim? a network you have been enjoying its data cap for a long time. they even informed you ahead of time that the service will be terminated.
what other network has done this? the mtn bis we enjoyed didn't last long and it just stopped abruptly.

We should be thankful to Airtel for the way they handled us; 1. They left the Bis for long, we all enjoyed it.
2. They kindly informed us that the service will be terminated, even with a five days notice.

let's reciprocate that gesture by continuing using their sim.

"LET'S" you and who?....your persuasion skills sucks man

When next she enters your house with crappy clothes..hold her..shake her and tell her to GO AND DIE

@OP You don't judge all books by the cover...by the way,i hope u gave ur android a name,hope its nt a female name..oh before i forget...ur android needs about 2k or more if nt mistaken every month for megabytes...thats nice.keep it up.hope IT makes you happy.

@Op,if you were feeling sleepy or you wanted going off,courtsey demands you inform us..stop disappearing like a "winch"(they exist incase you didn't know)

Saw this on a bus, "respect God, fear Woman" that got me rolling

Some ladies eh.... what happened to the youngguys/men around..?

To this robbers,i will tie them to a chair,use my knife and slowly drive it into their knee caps and watch dem scream.after that,i seperate their leg and get rid of their barbaric bloodline so that the world can be free of people like them.#hypervexed

When i'm stuck in traffic and obviously,i am in a taxi..i look around for fine cars and jst wish i was in the world of GTA,where i jst have to open his car door n throw him out...anyway,m a freak of video games,modern combat,zombies,soccer sometimes..and its just for fun.if it has negative effect on u,format ur brain after playing.

I have known Jesus all my life and not once has he failed me..so Mr devil,when you bring all ur hardships,challenges,problems even BH my way and you expect me to deny Jesus,I'm forced to ask u this question, are u a learner? #thankyou Jesus

nagoma: " look at Islam in a rational manner without demagoguery or emotion. It is the leading religion of the world with1.5 billion followers."

- Zbigniew Brzezinski-
(political Scientist ,a professor and a statesman . The American National Security Advisor 1977- 1981.)

who is competing with you guys

The pope must hear this starring saint obi

The lady will always be attacked..why?

GustavoFring: Lmao.

Don't blame the OP abeg. It's his 1st time.

When I got visa to Cameroon I did the same thing.

we talking UK, you talking nonsense *rick ross's voice

I won't sit down and ask if men like this exist..all i have to do is to be the best i can for my husband and pray,God seeing my consistency will reward me with a wonderful husband.#veryyyinspiring

Iyammi

Mkpo se ba o ke thread emi..nsuto ndisime thread adöm,ükod anam ufan ami