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I too liketh it cos when you spoketh gooder eglish it mades one souls to being at pieces

I has not be here in a very longest time ! its gooder to been here one again

Hey Moladun, Good job ! oKay ! Just keep it up cos this made lots of people laughed ! I have actually been on it since yesterday but, couldnt finish reading it cos i was at work !

Hallo Rhoda , just take it easy ! Of course, Its all about fun and even, something like this have been here before . go check out Think or Thought under forum games and you'll see what i am talking about . Of course, She can speak good english and you would have known if you have been following this from the very beginning

Whats up Diddy,Congrats on your newest babe ! and you'll agree with me that, its all about making ourselves happy.

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Of course, the drivers cos the presidents wanted to know who is more stupid out of the drivers.

Nice joke for real
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Ofcourse !

why should she tell us what she has been thinking? or , you want to know personally?

jaguda:
my mistake fellows, just discovered tis has bin posted before. Couldn't resist sharing it wit u folks.

do not crucify me with recycled! just skip pleaaassseeeee.

Of course, don't worry because its a very great joke ! it made me laugh so well once again. i love it forever.
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Dont mind them, they think we are monkeys like them ! They have disrupted power supply in their brains, sour skill and stinking nature

Olumide7:
Work on your approach, from what u just wrote, u probably saying the wrong things. Chasing their asses off!!

Han Han !

New:
It could be because they haven't got a clue what you are going on about. (If your grammar is as bad as your written english)

Good talk !

L.O.V.E:
Maybe you need to also work on the words you utter when you approach females.Trust me,nowadays,looks don't really matter anymore it's how you would be able to carry yourself and what you have to offer for yourself

Word.

ANd Baby4u2,u just dey tackle the guy vigourously

And you too itohiomo, whats up with you for real ! just brush up and yield to all these beautiful advices and u definately going to get there !
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baby4u2:
kai my head. English poor, love poor, in fact brain not working. Heh God what is this? why me? why did i read this long nonsense? kai, i would never repeat this. itiohiomo don't ever do this again.

Han Han, you are so funny ! you've just killed the guy ! HABA !

Word !

tell him oooo Davidylan

Cool down woman ! take it easy first and dont jump at anything. be calm, think straight, use your head and your mind definately wud choose for you( Note- use your head first before your mind and not your mind before your head,okay !) DONT RUSH , JUST TAKE IT SLOW !
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Of course ! do your thing bro ! Go and see her and wish her what she wished herself. If you know what i mean. ABI?
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In a clear terms ! She doesnt love you ! Okay ! She used you and if you are not careful, she is going to use you again. Like beyunce said, "can love be that blind " theres no point thinking with your area, just think with your head and stop dreamimg dreams that you love her or something. she doesnt love you and she is just using your innocent self to achieve her aims. Dont be soiled in infatuation yourself and think clearly before you do anything in love cos the love you think you have might just be an infatuation in disguise !

Just forget about her,okay !
Bless of luck
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Imagine ! Micklplus= Crazy Dominator

This joke rocks just like the first time i set my eyes on it ! it made laugh well and i love it for that !

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Kamsy, are u trying to tell us that,ladies dont mind actions even if a monkey has something nice to say? Ofcource, ladies get thrilled with beautiful performance and actions ! what if the guy is just cooking up fantastic stories ?

In as much as i want to agree with your point that says "ladies are moved by what they hear" i still believe in the general notion that says," action speaks louder than words"

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Efani:
@ mickyplus
i like the one bout the shotgun formation. u a football fan?

Not really a football fan Efani but, could be down with it sometimes depending on the clubs !
And u?

Nice one
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Very great and funny joke ! and idoller, if na u nko? the joke rocks anyway and i love still !
its been here before
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yeah, odoyo, dogedeluna and dandadindi !

Dojo:
You're sick

Extremely !

Nice one sha but i have seen it before
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dem be twins?

Very nice joke !
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spikelord:
Re cycled

Yeah

very funny !
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Shuo ! you call that annoying ! abegi or is it phuleeeeez
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Mommy is not only human eater but also a cannibal !
Poor boy

Nice one
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i Actually cant stop laughing when this scam came into mail box from one punk @ss ! Me scam ! _{kilofi mi pe} ( What do they take me for ) _{abi, i look like blonde ?}

Heres the content as you join me to laugh and laugh

FROM THE DESK OF MR.MALAKI AHMED.
AUDITING AND ACCOUNTING UNIT.
BANK OF AFRICA. (BOA)
OUAGADOUGOU BURKINA-FASO

DEAR FRIEND,

(TOP SECRET AND URGENT)

I AM MR. MALAKI AHMED, THE DIRECTOR IN CHARGE OF AUDITING AND
ACCOUNTING
SECTION OF INTERNATIONAL BANK OF AFRICA OUAGADOUGOU BURKINA-FASO IN
WEST
AFRICA WITH DUE RESPECT AND REGARD. I HAVE DECIDED TO CONTACT YOU ON A
BUSINESS TRANSACTION THAT WILL BE VERY BENEFICIAL TO BOTH OF US AT THE
END
OF THE TRANSACTION. DURING OUR INVESTIGATION AND AUDITING IN THIS
BANK, MY
DEPARTMENT CAME ACROSS A VERY HUGE SUM OF MONEY BELONGING TO A DECEASED
PERSON WHO DIED ON 31ST OCTOBER 1999 IN A PLANE CRASH AND THE FUND HAS
BEEN
DORMANT IN HIS ACCOUNT WITH THIS BANK WITHOUT ANY CLAIM OF THE FUND IN
OUR
CUSTODY EITHER FROM HIS FAMILY OR RELATION BEFORE OUR DISCOVERY TO THIS
DEVELOPMENT.

ALTHOUGH PERSONALLY, I KEEP THIS INFORMATION SECRET WITHIN MYSELF AND
PARTNERS TO ENABLE THE WHOLE PLANS AND IDEA BE PROFITABLE AND
SUCCESSFUL
DURING THE TIME OF EXECUTION. THE SAID AMOUNT WAS U.S $7.2M (SEVEN
MILLION
TWO HUNDRED UNITED STATES DOLLARS). AS IT MAY INTEREST YOU TO KNOW, I
GOT
YOUR IMPRESSIVE INFORMATION THROUGH THE BUKINABE CHAMBER OF COMMERCE ON
FOREIGN BUSINESS RELATIONS HERE IN OUAGA. BURKINA-FASO.

MEANWHILE ALL THE WHOLE ARRANGEMENT TO PUT CLAIM OVER THIS FUND AS THE
BONAFIDE NEXT OF KIN TO THE DECEASED, GET THE REQUIRED APPROVAL AND
TRANSFER
THIS MONEY TO A FOREIGN ACCOUNT HAS BEEN PUT IN PLACE AND DIRECTIVES
AND
NEEDED INFORMATION WILL BE RELAYED TO YOU AS SOON AS YOU INDICATE YOUR
INTEREST AND WILLINGNESS TO ASSIST US AND ALSO BENEFIT YOUR SELF TO
THIS
GREAT BUSINESS OPPORTUNITY.

IN FACT I COULD HAVE DONE THIS DEAL ALONE BUT BECAUSE OF MY POSITION IN
THIS
COUNTRY AS A CIVIL SERVANT(A BANKER),WE ARE NOT ALLOWED TO OPERATE A
FOREIGN
ACCOUNT AND WOULD EVENTUALLY RAISE AN EYE BROW ON MY SIDE DURING THE
TIME OF
TRANSFER BECAUSE I WORK IN THIS BANK. THIS IS THE ACTUAL REASON WHY IT
WILL
REQUIRE A SECOND PARTY OR FELLOW WHO WILL FORWARD CLAIMS AS THE NEXT OF
KIN
WITH AFFIDAVIT OF TRUST OF OATH TO THE BANK AND ALSO PRESENT A FOREIGN
ACCOUNT WHERE HE WILL NEED THE MONEY TO BE RE-TRANSFERRED INTO ON HIS
REQUEST AS IT MAY BE AFTER DUE VERIFICATION AND CLARIFICATION BY THE
CORRESPONDENT BRANCH OF THE BANK WHERE THE WHOLE MONEY WILL BE REMITTED
FROM
TO YOUR OWN DESIGNATION BANK ACCOUNT.

I WILL NOT FAIL TO INFORM YOU THAT THIS TRANSACTION IS 100% RISK FREE.
ON
SMOOTH CONCLUSION OF THIS TRANSACTION, YOU WILL BE ENTITLED TO 30% OF
THE
TOTAL SUM AS GRATIFICATION, WHILE 5% WILL BE SET ASIDE TO TAKE CARE OF
EXPENSES THAT MAY ARISE DURING THE TIME OF TRANSFER AND ALSO TELEPHONE
BILLS, WHILE 65% WILL BE FOR ME. PLEASE, YOU HAVE BEEN ADVICED TO KEEP
"TOP
SECRET" AS I AM STILL IN SERVICE AND INTEND TO RETIRE FROM SERVICE
AFTER WE
CONCLUDE THIS DEAL WITH YOU. I WILL BE MONITORING THE WHOLE SITUATION
HERE
IN THIS BANK UNTIL YOU CONFIRM THE MONEY IN YOUR ACCOUNT AND ASK ME TO
COME
DOWN TO YOUR COUNTRY FOR SUBSEQUENT SHARING OF THE FUND ACCORDING TO
PERCENTAGES PREVIOUSLY INDICATED AND FURTHER INVESTMENT, EITHER IN YOUR
COUNTRY OR ANY COUNTRY YOU ADVICE US TO INVEST IN. ALL OTHER NECESSARY
VITAL
INFORMATION WILL BE SENT TO YOU WHEN I HEAR FROM YOU.

I LOOK FORWARD TO RECEIVE YOUR PHONE NUMBER AND EMAIL TO ENABLE ME
FUNISH
YOU WITH MORE DETAILS.

TRUSTING TO HEAR FROM YOU IMMEDIATELY.

1. YOUR FULL NAME
2.YOUR TELEPHONE NUMBER AND FAX NUMBER
3.YOUR CONTACT ADDRESS.

YOURS FAITHFULLY,
MR.MALAKI AHMED.


What a very funny joke

Okay, another nine years ! Haba ! thats gross ! how come we've all forgotten that, actions speaks louder than words? he should forget about nine mumu years and just act something nice and romantic and even if the girl has no ears, she'll definately understands what the prince charming is saying, ABI? ANd they can live happily ever after

Nice one for real !
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