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this particular joke cracks me up all the time ! i love it
Its been here before
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how is that mama going to answer that? kids and their ways of reasoning ! that mama has been put in a tight corner.

Nice Joke !
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Blonde !!!! kolo

absolutely !! just the right discription
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This is absolutely correct !!!!
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very funny :d

imagine

Na crazy the worry them ! i am very sure they just posed for those pix not that they were really trapped in there ! Those pix re damn funny !

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This is something else, i laughed out real loud ! OMG ! this joke rocks for real
Nice One !
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yeah funny !

Johnny johnny ! this guy is always too much !
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Extremely important advice and recommendations to be passed on to
wives, girlfriends, fiancés, mothers, sisters, daughters,aristos,ayangbas etc. (to all women
in general) These rules are to be communicated prior to the World Cup
in June/July this year,

List Of Rules.

1. From 9 June to 9 July 2006, you should read the sports section of
the newspaper so that you are aware of what is going on regarding the
World Cup, and that way you will be able to join in the conversations. If
you fail to do this, then you will be looked at in a bad way, or you
will be totally ignored. DO NOT complain about not receiving any
attention.

2. During the World Cup, the television is mine, at all times, without
any exceptions. If you even take a glimpse of the remote control, you
will lose it (your eye).

3. If you have to pass by in front of the TV during a game, I don't
mind, as long as you do it crawling on the floor and without distracting
me. If you decide to stand nude in front of the TV, make sure you put
clothes on right after because if you catch a cold, I wont have time to
take you to the doctor or look after you during the World Cup month.

4. During the games I will be blind, deaf and mute, unless I require a
refill of my drink or something to eat. You are out of your mind if you
expect me to listen to you, open the door, answer the telephone, or
pick up the baby that just fell from the second floor, it wont happen.

5. It would be a good idea for you to keep at least 2 six packs in the
fridge at all times, as well as plenty of things to nibble on, and
please do not make any funny faces to my friends when they come over to
watch the games. In return, you will be allowed to use the TV between 12am
and 6am, unless they replay a good game that I missed during the day.

6. Please, please, please!! if you see me upset because one of my teams
is losing, DO NOT say "get over it, its only a game", or "don't worry,
they'll win next time". If you say these things, you will only make me
angrier and I will love you less. Remember, you will never ever know
more about football than me and your so called "words of encouragement"
will only lead to a break up or divorce.

7. You are welcome to sit with me to watch one game and you can talk to
me during halftime but only when the commercials are on, and only if
the halftime score is pleasing me. In addition, please note I am saying
"one" game, hence do not use the World Cup as a nice cheesy excuse to
"spend time together".

8. The replays of the goals are very important. I don't care if I have
seen them or I haven't seen them, I want to see them again. Many times.

9. Tell your friends NOT to have any babies, or any other child related
parties or gatherings that requires my attendance because:
a) I will not go,
b) I will not go, and
c) I will not go.

10. But, if a friend of mine invites us to his house on a Sunday to
watch a game, we will be there in a flash.

11. The daily World Cup highlights show on TV every night is just as
important as the games themselves. Do not even think about saying "but
you have already seen this, why don't you change the channel to
something we can all watch??", the reply will be: "Refer to Rule #2 of this
list".

12. And finally, please save your expressions such as "Thank God the
World Cup is only every 4 years". I am immune to these words, because
after this comes the Champions League, Italian League, Spanish League,
Premier League, etc etc.

Thank you for your cooperation.

Regards,
Men of the World

Na lie ! he didnt look stress in nor out but, the guy was stressed up

Yes ke ! sharp lawyer

This made laugh for the first today
I love this ooooooooooooooo

simply keep your head up ! know what you are doing ! have a good focus and u must learn to be ambitious. dont get soiled in thinking about what you'll do if she's more successful. just focus on how good you can make it .

Dream it, act it, work it and you will definately achieve it and remember, its not about how hard you could work but how smart you could work which gives you the licence of being successful in whatever career you have chosen !

And i know for sure that, you girlfriend will not leave you even if she's making more money or she's more successful. she just needs to be assured that, you know what you are doing and she wants you to make her to be proud of you.

Its that simple !
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Alagbada Ina
Eletigbaroye

@ 2nde, you 're asking what can they do? they should go for plastic surgery LOL 

I think it is natural for cute guys to want to hang out with fine babes ! most cute guys knows they and as such will not REALLY want to hang out with not so cute babes.

Obaloluwa . To make it short: Obalolu or just Oba

Whats my own o ?? i am always afraid of the real kind of love. i got burnt once and its been hell even imagining it ! My bad !

Yeah

He should shout it out? are you trying to call him a trumpet?

yeah, westlife

yeah, she's very okay ! she's hot too.
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yes o ! BLACK IS BEAUTIFUL ! my cutest,finest and most beautiful african women, you are indeed a beauty to behold.
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hortongate and timmy, try and take it easy withn the guy o. how come you know that he sure will have bad breath?

The truth is, he's not really good as a comedian !

abi ! true talk

yes oo ! the man has copied and got his finger burnt ! for real, if you cant paste, dont even consider copying

Nice one !
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Nice !
Its been here before and i still love it
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What a disgrace ! i would rather be disgraced that way oooooo  
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