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hallo aduraseyi. its me again o

a Female with a sonorous voice will defnately do

This particular joke originated about 3 years ago. i love it so much and i always read it whenever i am down. The original version is damn too funny that you cant help but laugh and laugh.its so sweet, believe it
check it out

Ancient Chinese Torture

A young man was lost wandering in a forest, when he came upon a small
house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by an ancient Chinese
man
with a long, grey beard. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up
for
the night?"
"Certainly," the Chinese man said, "but on one condition. If you so
much
as lay a finger on my daughter, I will inflict upon you the three
worst
Chinese tortures known to man."
"Ok," said the man, thinking that the daughter must be pretty old
as
well, and entered the house.
Before dinner, the daughter came down the stairs. She was
young,beautiful, and had a fantastic figure. She was obviously
attracted to
the young man since she couldn't keep her eyes off him during the
meal.
Remembering the old man's warning, he ignored her and went up to bed
alone.
But during he night, he could bear it no longer, and sneaked into her
room
for a night of passion. He was careful to keep everything quiet so the
old
man wouldn't hear. Near dawn he crept back to his room, exhausted, but
happy.
He woke to feel a pressure on his chest. Opening his eyes he saw a
large
rock on his chest with a note on it that read, "Chinese Torture
1: Large rock on chest." "Well, that's pretty crappy," he thought.
"If
that's the best the old man can do then I don't have much to worry
about."
He picked the boulder up, walked over to the window and threw the
boulder
out. As he did so he noticed another note on it that read: "Chinese
Torture
2: Rock tied to left testicle." In a panic he glanced down and saw
the
rope that was already getting close to the end. Figuring that a few
broken
bones was better than castration, he jumped out of the window after
the
boulder. As he plummeted downward he saw a large sign on the ground
that
read, "Chinese Torture
3: Right testicle tied to bedpost."


damn funny ,abi

"Those who were hungry, hunger no more, for the Word brings life." indeed, i believe you

truth of the matter is that, the whole thing as it relates to their relationship and marriage is based on falsehood and deception cos i dont see what justifies the entire action of the wife. For a woman that intend to SPEND the rest of her LIFE in my abode, will not for anything deceive and conceal the very vital information that can mar or make our relatinship together. if i were to be in that situation, it would be so painful and the whole thing will have to come to an end.
As such my pronouncement in such situation will simply be DIVORCE and nothing more.

Hi niki, are you suppose to be a wizard cos that just me


lovely female

is it about how long or how interesting?

on diss song,i'll definately give it to my fofofo-fat joe
abi?

why did you forget to include the ? question mark?

thats what we call uniqueness in africanism.
for real.
cheers

ibukunola

fortunately

hallo

figure 8 will do

for why? why will anybody want browse my phone? i wont anyway so case closed.
its nothing anyway but i feel people should just learn to trust one another.simple !

nice one i must confess.it is hilarious !

messages

alheri,thats so good to know for real

hulala i am

tpbm is gentle

you have just descrided me

hallo my mama cos you sweet

why should you?

tpbm is maybe and or infact ! very fine

i am so slim with no great figure

tpbm is definately the bomb

coursework? i am at work

tpbm is great

gorgeous sexy lady? i am in doubt

hallo ritzy female