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Good talk cos she'd mentioned the important things as per what u are suppose to do
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shey !

OMG

That was something else deadi body abi na zombie ! God forbid
nice one!

haaaaaaaaaa
Oh Lawd ! that was damn funny
i love it with passion and i am gonna have to compel my colleagues here to see this.
Nice one for real

Nice stuff ! the are pretty cool and i love 'em for real
keep doing it Gridlock
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i really feel for you o. though i dont get drunk and dont drink anyhow ! eachtime i feel a kind of uneasiness as a result of what i have taken, i make sure i take lots of cold water to flush my system and i think the white girl way is highly recommended and take lots of water after then and relax then eat good food and relax ur nerves.
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just be careful for real and dont rush anything ! who knows, anything can happen at any point in time. i wish you best of luck in everything you do and success in all ur endeavours.
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which question?

one, two , three both of you, enter your shoe and follow me ! the teacher spink a very coret englished  how else do you want him to spink his eglish ? the teacher can thought because , he has think and he is going to still yet be thoughting
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At last a guy has taken the time to write this all
down Finally, the guys' side of the story.
(I must admit, it's pretty good.)
We always hear "the rules" From the female side.

Now here are the rules from the male side.
These are our rules!
Please note,  these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE!


 
1. Men ARE not mind readers.

1. Learn to work the toilet seat.
You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.
We need it up, you need it down.
You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it
down.

1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon
or the changing of the tides.
Let it be,

1. Shopping is NOT a sport.
And no, we are never going to think of it that way.

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what you want.
Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!

1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to
almost every question.

1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help
solving it. That's what we do.
Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem.
See a doctor.

1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an
argument
In fact, all comments become null and void after 7
days.

1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret
girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys.

1. If you think you're fat, you probably are,
Don't ask us.

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways
and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant
the other one.

1. You can either ask us to do something
or tell us how you want it done,
not both.
If you already know best how to do it, just do it
yourself.

1. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to
say during commercials,

1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and
neither do we.

1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default
settings
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin
is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.

1. If it itches, it will be scratched.
We do that.

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we
will act like nothing's wrong.
We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the
hassle.

1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to,
expect an answer you don't want to hear.

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything
you wear Is fine, Really.

1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you
are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball, the
shotgun formation,
or golf.

1. You have enough clothes.

1. You have too many shoes.

1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!

1. Thank you for reading this.
Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight;


But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like
camping.

        cheers !

its been cracked before in this forum.
cheers !

in jokes section?

nice one ! but its been cracked b4 on this forum
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yes o

why should he seek ur permission before he'll view your profile? dont you think profiles are meant to be checked?

:d :d :d :d

Word !

pathetic and too bad for him !!

he is now "dickless" !

shuo o o o o o

Nice one for real. i love it
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its been posted before
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Oh lawd ! this is somtin else, just imagine the content of that letter

its here b4

HUn !

The real father of the boy was the mail man
Nice one

yeah, or what do you feel?