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ikp120:
So how did you come about the seun osewa on your Nairaland username?

it is my name o

INTERMAN:
HOW TO KNOW IF IT IS BIG OR SMALL
Wow good news to the lady who may want to
marry but doubting if their boyfriend thing down
there is big or small. A lot of ladies want it big
but most are not sure of it (especially born again
christian lady) until their marriage night which
may lead many ladies to dissapointment on
sighting it small on wedding night. But it's too
late cos you are married already. Ok how can i
know as a lady if it is big or small without sexual
intercourse? Ok let us go..
The most effective way is to know if he has it big
or small is to Check if he has a facial hair e.g
beard. A man without beard means he has a low
testosterene secretion wish will also indirectly
affect the size of his third leg. Well, I don't mean
those who just shaved o but at least you would
have monitor him over the time if he has facial
hair or not. A Thick or bushy eyebrow could also
be an indicator of a big third leg. Another way to
know is to check his muscles, if he look week,
tired and often behave feminine, it may be the
sign of a low testosterene secretion causing small
joystick. Also the more agile he is, the higher the
chance of him having a big thing. In one word,
the hormone testosterene makes a man, the lower
the secretions, the hgher the weakness of the
man and vice versa which will lead to poor
develepment of many male sexual characteristics
altogether.

pliss how do i hide my small prick from my bae dat does not like my programming of cloud

ikp120:
So how did you come about the seun osewa on your Nairaland username?

Dat is My name dat my mom gave me as a baby boy of new born but dat time i was not with Amsterdam cloud?

iweecureyou:
Sexybbstar bony nash his our problems (in realkardo barks voise)so i aff administaled asparteme 101 for her

Plis try and add Amsterdam cloud ☁ to her bony nash for enlargement tank u

Takeit2017:
I was just strolling then i saw this picture, i was now thinking oh.. maybe this is the most cutest guy on Nairaland, since I'm not a blogger i don't have any news to post?

Lalasticlala, come am see fine boiiiiiiiii

if you Fine reach me quote me make i see

pliss how do i get another bae for Programming






Cc Mrcork
lalasticlala
Mynd48

Michaelguru:
please guys, what drug can be used to spoil a pregnancy that is up to two months...
i need a helpful info on that.. a very effective drug that is guarantee

Ah plis my babe wants to leave me for cloud programming python software protocol wat do i do

durentchigozie:
I think you should first address your thirst and hunger for seun osewa's penîs then we can talk about your imaginary girlfriend.

pliss i beg u dont linked me with him we are not the same me i am SEUNOSEWAPENIS him is Seun simple question can i Mix Programming with bae or not or mix my Programming with python cloud ☁ for Amsterdam software agent protocol ?

ikp120:
Guy you're definitely trolling seun the owner of Nairaland.

Seriously wat are yo saiying do u mean dollarland(my cloud website)or wat cos i do not know who seun of nairaland is o me i just came here for advice to know if my programming is gud with bae or bae is gud with cloud otherwise i do not troll peoples cloud with Amsterdam software error code because i use python codes for my site dat is why my bae was angry with me cos my peniis is too small so i leave in my hometown and i make millions but she said i programm my cloud website too much because of rain?

How do i Mix my programming of cloud ☁ with romance because my babe said i shuld sex but i am programming the cloud ☁ dat my site has issued on yesterday wat shuld I do

Martin0:
A MUST READ
.
I wish all young men would realise that the physical
attributes of a lady have never and will never define
the maturity of a lady. Most men err when searching
for a life partner when they just over concentrate on
the woman’s physical attributes. All they go looking
at are boobs, bums, hips, complexion, etc. and
completely ignore red flags in her characters e.g. bad
temper, selfishness, lack of self-control, etc.
That is why it comes as a shocker when a man settles
for a lady’s beauty, and once they get married,
perhaps with a child in the mix, he looks at her and
wonder, “Why did I even settle for this woman?” He
realises their characters do not blend at all. He gets
bored in that relationship and starts chasing after
other women and sooner, that relationship
terminates bitterly. This is why you will find a man
leaving an extremely beautiful woman, and settling
for an average woman and women are left
wondering, “what do men want from
women?”. They want a person, not beauty.
Men, if you want to save yourself from future agony,
take time to know the true characters of a woman.
First avoid the temptation of falling for flesh alone,
but her characters and if you do not blend, just let
go. Also, notice that some ladies can pretend to be so
nice as long as she wants a man in her life, but truth
is no one can pretend forever. Also, do not present
yourself as someone who can never face life
challenges. You are not a super hero, present yourself
as a normal man, not a saviour of her life.
Remember, a lady who accept you for who you are is
a keeper.
Fall for a woman’s beauty and be sure of one thing,
you will get tired of that relationship sooner or later
but fall for a woman’s characters and you will realize
that your love for her will keep getting stronger as
days passes.

Pliss my bae is leaving me because of cloud ☁ wat do i do

ikp120:
Do you have any issue with Seun?

No pliss who is seun because i did not issue my programming to anybody this one that u are accusing me of issuing seun that i do not know

pliss my babe is leaving me by 2:13am today wat shuld i do because i want to programming my site that as go to cloud ☁

ikp120:
What exactly do you want us to help you with?

i need epp to take her to cloud nine according to nairalanders

7footre:
Take her to cloud nine bro! It will probably clear all d 'cloud error'

Pliss kindly state and/or/maybe list the software codes for cloud nine so i can show her

pliss epp my babe told me to sex her but i was programming my site because of Amsterdam software is not cloudin wat shuld i do

Chipappii:
So we were at school after classes and a guy was just lamenting how this girl has been falling his hand and not conceeding to his advances, just then this my other guy threw him this Jab that threw me 100 meters away from where I was standing.

"Oga dy well, if na you be girl, you go gree date yourself?" the evil mouthed guy asked him and everyone laughed. Then it became a topic for discussion. This cutie came and asked me,
"But Chi, shey you will agree for yourself if you were a girl."

I disappointed her and said nooo. I broke, I sabi Cheat, e. t. c. I'm not the ideal guy for my female self abeg.

So romancelanders I'm asking you guys and girls too.
Knowing all the qualities you posses, if you were the opposite sex, would you accept to date yourself?

Cc: MhizDherbee, optional1, gtin, krissconnect, princ007, Chrismario, Briona etc

Pliss epp o my babe is want to sex ne but i said no because i want to programming my site that is showing Amsterdam software is in cloud so i nah told her no wat shuld i do

Seunosewapenis:
while i was doing some programming for my site my babe just told me dat we shuld sex but she saw my prick dat is small she now tell me she wants to brake up wat shuld i do

pliss i need advice

optional1:
HOW TO KEEP THE LADY YOU ARE DATING:
Do you love your girl and you don't want another
man to snatch her from you? Then do the
following things:

1. Give her plenty of attention. If you give her
attention, she will not seek for attention
elsewhere. Chat with her online via social media or else another man will.

2. Give her listening ears whenever she is
speaking to you. Avoid pressing your phone or reading a newspaper when your girl is talking to you.

3. Do not promise her and fail. Do not promise her what you cannot do. It is better for you to say you don't have than to promise and fail.

4. Do not be stingy. Avoid telling her that you
don't have, you don't have all the time.

5. Be caring. To be caring does not only mean you should be giving her money. There are many ways of showing care; e.g show concern whenever she is sad or in problems; be by her side when she is in problems, do not abandon her in her days of sorrow.

6. Tell her daily that she is beautiful.

7. Tell her daily that you love her.

8. Play with her and joke with her daily.

9. Don't be too hard and don't be too soft. Scold her a little, and pet her a little. Do not over pet or over scold.

10. Love her siblings, and respect her parents.

11. Appreciate her when she helps you to do
something.

12. Allow her to advise you, seek her suggestions and respect her opinions.

13. Respect her.

14. Do not take her for granted.

15. Do not cheat on her.

16. Play with her hairs

17. kiss her on her forehead, cheek and neck. It will pass a good message to her.


18. Let her sit on your lap sometimes.




I dy my house dey do oro come beat me.

Plis while i am programming my site i saw cloud error so my babe said we shuld sex but i was programming plis wat shuld i do

ikp120:
Guy you're trolling seun of all people? What did seun do to you? Na wa o.

who is seun guy pliss dont calls me troll i had my life to live

Garrirevenge:
How does your small prick correlate with you programming a site?

no pliss use the sense u borrowed

feelgoodInc:
just finish your programming, once you start making money from it, it will look big to her, she won't mind.

i am already making millions on my site but i jusst hav small dickk

xtgozie:
Jack, Jill and Jane met at a cafeteria on a cool evening.

Jack started up “Jane, you were not present at the party, it was superb and a lot of dignitaries were present. It started very early quite unlike…

Jill cut in “The CEO was present, the richest man in town was surprisingly present…”

Jack raised his voice in order to complete up his part on how the party commenced while Jill had to raise his also to list the attendees.

Have you been in a conversation where someone is trying to recount an event to someone, an event in which you were a witness to? Or someone tries to explain a subject matter to another of which you are an expert in? What is your first thought and feeling?

Well, unknowingly, it is usual to feel that the speaker might not give a great description as you would do. This makes us, just like the story above, to immediately form our own part of the story and blurt it out not minding interrupting the speaker. This is a scenario of indirect conversation.

Have you been in a situation in which someone tries to recount a story or explain a subject matter directly to you and you have a good knowledge of such? What is your first reaction (mentally/vocally/physically) to it? Do you form a mental version of your own story? Do you speak out thus interrupting the speaker?

One natural thing I noticed, having listened to a lot of speakers, is that any form of interruption cause them to raise their voices even though it might be one-on-one conversation.

From the moment we suppress that urge to voice out our own version, hold back from interrupting the speaker, let our own mental version of the story fade away and concentrate on the speaker, we will start to become better listeners. We can now talk after the speaker has finished!


https://shimonkepha./2016/06/08/an-effective-way-of-becoming-a-great-listener/comment-page-1/#comment-85

pliss can diss epp me to listen to my bae because I am always do programming

pliss i jusst enkouantared an issue with my site wat should i do

feelgoodInc:
it was not rising or it is naturally small which one?

it is naturally small plis help i need to do some programming

smartty68:
Contact your village people and ask them for some sense

pliss post with sense i just asked a simple question and you are already insulting smh NIGERIANS

while i was doing some programming for my site my babe just told me dat we shuld sex but she saw my prick dat is small she now tell me she wants to brake up wat shuld i do

ichommy:
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On the off chance that exclusive we know and unequivocally trusted that life is vanity.

you gave it everything you could Shola Abaogun After arrangement of Operations.

We moved toward becoming companions at Tender Age of 7 in Ilorin.

I recall the range of Play Station 1, We do sneak into play before Iya Abaogun will come back from Office.

You Wrote GCE WAEC in S.S 1 And Got A1 and B3. You need to Study Mechanic Engineering But you considered Geology.

Your Academic Excellence procure you Nickname 001. Continuously first in Class.

You do come to Sango Otta to invest energy with me, Why leave at Peak of your Career, We pledge to Rock IT industry Break New Ground. Why now Shola?

Nairaland Webmaster Section will miss You Bro
I recall Our last Conversation Vividly.

Rest In Peace Brother.

pliss can u explain hw he died wat killed him who and whom and whose killed him thank you

wow pliss explain this forum for me

Seun:
Dear Nairalanders,

This is to inform you that Nairaland is experiencing a serious problem. The infrastructure that powers Nairaland has become unusually slow and unstable, which has led to a lot of downtime. The cause of this slowness and instability is unknown to me, but I am doing my best to figure out what's going on and fix it.

I wish to appeal to everybody to please bear with me, and please note that I may not be able to process any orders until this issue has been diagnosed and fixed.

Best regards,
Seun Osewa.

wow i jusst created this monicker to honour u
Anyway pliss try to fixing the issues