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I'm sure the sentence "Police is your friend" is meant as a joke, and many Nigerians know this....


Take a police as your friend at your own peril..

UniosunGuy:
Imagine.. you call urself DR and you're advertising your level of joblessness on this thread.. can't you get a Job somewhere? you've been scamming since 2014, My brother this thing can't pay U o!

My brother, no mind the guy jare, I just hope some people no dey fall for his scam

rume892004:
Pls, I want to find out. Is it possible to pay only the acceptance fees without paying the medical

Pls will the admission still be valid without paying for the medical

Pls your urgent reply
Please

It will be, but u won't be able to continue ur registration, and it may lead to payment of late registration fee if that's possible....

Better safe than sorry

Money is good, but

This is quite thought-provoking,

I think this should be on the front page..


Lalasticlala please do the needful.

Why is this not in the Jokes section?

I saw the thread yesterday and was thinking "what military intelligence does Nigeria posses that Russia will pay the kind of money for" Not know the thing na one crooked joke...

Hmm

Quite funny, but blasphemy is blasphemy

Mimzyy:
Good and you? How's every?

I'm fine, everything just dey there,
This recession no be joke o

This one done mad fah....

holatin:
learn to keep shut when you have nothing intelligent 2 contribute

Why don't u tell me what he achieved with his travels instead of insult

So Bubu's junketting around the world yielded NOTHING

Mrokaykay:
I Stated it clearly School Fees...

#25,000 was stated at the top as acceptance na

Mrokaykay:
School fee

I ain't sure this is correct sir, because the acceptance is bearing #25,000 while #40,000 was paid

Mimzyy:
Missed you too . Can we ditch the "ma'am" please. Thank you

No pwoblem, how have u been?

Mrokaykay, please how will the attestation letter be addressed?

The Registrar,
Osun state University,


And what else?

StarCj:
*106*77#

Thanks

Smellymouth:


Baba na true na..

Those daughters of Jezebel haff spoilt cucumber..

I dey tell u,


Cucumber, cucumber, cucumber...... never again in this life.

#IStandAgainstCucumber

haywire07:
Skethup/ vray

I thought as much......


Nice work...

ManU defeat is a warning from Above...


Pep Guardiola took his Man City to Nou Camp
and he got hammered 4-0 by Barcelona
(Pep's ex-employer)
Jose Mourinho went with Man Utd to
Stamford Bridge and he got a thrashing from
Chelsea (Mou's ex-employer). Yes another
4-0!

Lesson Learnt
1. Never ever take your new girlfriend to your
EX's place and flaunt her right in your EX's
face. You will get a severe and embarrassing
beating.
Ask Pep and Mou

yomadepraze:
hmm guys pls can d schl fees be paid twice

Yes

tosyne2much:
Mine is N1000 for 3gb (MTN)

What's d code for subscription and what are the catches?

Pep Guardiola took his Man City to Nou Camp
and he got hammered 4-0 by Barcelona
(Pep's ex-employer)
Jose Mourinho went with Man Utd to
Stamford Bridge and he got a thrashing from
Chelsea (Mou's ex-employer). Yes another
4-0!
Lesson Learnt
1. Never ever take your new girlfriend to your
EX's place and flaunt her right in your EX's
face. You will get a severe and embarrassing
beating.
Ask Pep and Mou.

Bellanisneh:
Should wil b expecting d list dis week

I hope so, it should be made available once the acceptance fee payment date for the first batch lapses...

Yoruba Mothers, one of the best when itcomes
to child
upbringing. Yoruba mothersproduce the best
range of slaps:
IGBATI,IFOTI, IGBAJU, IGBARUN,
IFORUN,IFAKUN, ILADI,
ABARA. These slaps willmake you think you
were adopted.
IGBATIwill make u correct your wrong lesekese!
The beauty of
IFOTI is, you will confessyour sins on the spot.
IGBARUN,
IGBAJUand IFORUN will make you expose
thosewho committed
the crime with youwithout hesitation. Now
ABARA is
theworst....And apart from IGBAJU, we have
amore advanced
one which is IGBAJUOLOYI. When you receive
that one, you'lllose
balance and your head will go to auto-search as
you'll be looking
for what hit you.This will make you do all the
actions of theother
slaps above at once! OH! IGBAJUOLOYI...it can
reset one to 3D
(DEAF,DAFT and DUMB)God bless our parents
forthe good
upbringing!!! "


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A baby is never a mistake or a surprise, u had
se'x without a
condom.. What were u expecting? A PLASMA
TV? Or A RANGE ROVER?

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Some girls don't have any education, job or
even an ambition,yet they say all what guys
want is pussy... Look bitch, that's all you's
got!
Now... Imma walk away and pretend like I
didn't write this. *ok bye*

fariy2:
I don't knw d 3d App but very good in AutoCAD

Autocad is a starting point, u can always learn and improve sire....

haywire07:
1.@riverpark estate Abuja


2.@ede osun state

These works are awesome, which apps did u use?