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Celebrities / Re: Rico Swavey Imitates Legend Of Zorro, Rocks His Face Mask & Outfits by Middlefinger1: 7:39pm On Nov 18, 2018
emeijeh:


Antonio Banderas does not know this one.... He is wearing the hat of Ozoro (Delta state)


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Celebrities / Re: Ehi Ogbebor Shares Video Of Her Daughter, Ibuere In Hospital, Blasts Ken Bramor by Middlefinger1: 12:26pm On Nov 16, 2018
EHI?
Na She discover http injector file?

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Celebrities / Re: Nnenna Okorie Releases Super Attractive Shoot (Photos) by Middlefinger1: 5:55pm On Jul 04, 2018
No ass, no boobs

Business / Re: How To Identify A Very Profitable Business Idea - Nigeriaonlinebusiness by Middlefinger1: 7:17pm On Jun 27, 2018
Horlaidex:


Yahoo Yahoo abii?

Celebrities / Re: Celebrities React After Argentina Beat Nigeria 2 - 1 - Out World Cup 2018 by Middlefinger1: 9:53pm On Jun 26, 2018
stefanweeks:
angry

Ghana right now

Celebrities / Re: Peter Okoye Remembers Micheal Jackson, 9 Years After His Death (Photos) by Middlefinger1: 5:59pm On Jun 25, 2018
Celebrities / Re: Charles Okocha Celebrates His Mother On Her Birthday by Middlefinger1: 5:53pm On Jun 25, 2018
Igwe 2pac
Politics / Re: Man Offers To Cut Buhari's Hair For 1year To Save 86m Off The Nation's Budget by Middlefinger1: 5:50pm On Jun 25, 2018
As in, the president uses more than N200 thousand to cut his hair per day.

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Sports / Re: Adelove: Ahmed Musa May Land In Trouble As Media Idolises Him by Middlefinger1: 2:12pm On Jun 25, 2018
TV/Movies / Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Middlefinger1: 1:33pm On Jun 25, 2018
calliope:
Can anyone help with the download link of the movie pursuit of happiness? Anyone please?
Is on YouTube
Sports / Re: Manchester United Looking To Sign Jordi Alba Ahead Of Tottenham by Middlefinger1: 5:39pm On Jun 23, 2018
petux:
I really doubt this. Jordi Alba is barca most prominent left back..Barca is not going to sell him and he will be unwillign to go as he just started to enjoy football when neymar left...You people should comman buy Lucas Digne
Let them fantasize grin grin

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Romance / Re: Man Offers Girlfriend N500k To Dump Her For Another Lady. She Collects The Money by Middlefinger1: 8:20pm On Jun 20, 2018

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Sports / Re: When You Are From Croatia But Your Girlfriend Is Nigerian. #WorldCup (Photo) by Middlefinger1: 7:55pm On Jun 16, 2018
Science/Technology / Re: 4 Similarities Between Human Being And Chimpanzee - Aroms Aigbehi by Middlefinger1: 5:00pm On Jun 10, 2018
Adieza:
The Image of God Part 1:

Humans are not very different from animals based on our building blocks, the DNA. Humans are 98% different from chimpanzees. We are only 2% different.

Where are the differences apart from the looks?
1. For a starter, the chimpanzee cannot talk because they have no vocal cords like humans.

Yet, this is not what the bible talked about when it said God created man in his own image.

2. Most of the 2% difference is in the brain. The software running the chimp's brain is totally different from the one running the human brain. Although there is similarity, the differences are pronounced enough to make a huge difference.

It is these major differences that separate a human from a Chimpanzee. Many humans take this for granted and don't bother to improve themselves by making use of these extraordinary abilities for growth. If you don't improve then you just have the potentials but have not made use of it. Most people are at this level in life.

3. Humans are capable of change, but animals cannot. The Chimpanzee cannot make a plan to change tomorrow. Therefore, a human can make a choice to remain an idiot or not.

Humans who don't use their capacity of change are behaving like animals because animals don't have that capability. So, when someone insists that this is how our forefathers did it, whether right or wrong, he is going to do the same. Then the person is in the territory of the chimp. Because he is not making use of one major ability that separates us from the Chimp.

4. Someone said that humans are gods. Why?
Because humans can see the past because they have been there. They can experience the present because they are here and they can imagine the future. They can combine all these three things and reflect on what had happened with different emotions based on what is happening now and what could happen in the future if nothing change today. He can do all that in a split of a second.

Although humans can do this, many people however, don't have these three things in balance.


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Politics / Re: 'information On Buhari’s London Treatment Can’t Be Released' - Court by Middlefinger1: 6:22pm On Jun 05, 2018
Romance / Re: Gee/yahoo Boys Rituals. Can This BC Be True??? by Middlefinger1: 6:14pm On Jun 05, 2018
yeyerolling:
So I met some secondary school friends after 12years and they were doing super good, least car one of them drives is Venza. I felt bad because I was more intelligent back in school so I decided to ask them for the way forward. These are the replies I got... Each insisted I have a separate meeting with them that their hustle are on different levels so I decided to schedule different meetings. I was pretty excited as I thought if one no work the other one go work. I had 4guys to learn how to make money from. Sorry I forgot to mention all this discovery I got was in January this year 2018 so it's not a story from some time ago. I asked to see the first one by 2pm but he said he will be busy by then so we should make it in the night that he will pick me up and take me for some flexing. Oshey baddest, me when never flex for a long time now. This sounded good in my ears. At about 9:30pm that night, he came with his GLK350 and there were 4girlz in the back of the car while I sat in front. I was sure of a good time that night but I was very careful so I don't do what my ancestors wouldn't do. Long story short, we stayed in the club till 3pm and this dude never got drunk, I was busy busy drinking coke because alcohol is not good for my system. I had to corner him seeing we will get tired and pretty soon and have to go sleep. Dude took me to a corner and told me he doesn't want to waste my time and would go straight to the point. He said when I called to meet by 2pm he didn't agree because that's when he sleeps. I was amazed and tried to ask if he sleeps all day when does he go to work or if if he's on leave seeing we were at the club all night. He gave a devious chuckle for and looked me straight in the eyes and explained.. He said he was a hustler, me sef I replied that I'm a hustler as well (not understanding the concept of his hustle). He smiled and said he is a G-boy and I was shook because his dad is a pastor that I know very well. He then said for 2years he was hustling he never picked up to $3000 for the entire 2years till he went to see this baba who did it for me. At this point, even the veins on my iskaba was curious to hear the end of this. Baba collect his public hair, armpit hair and pub hair from 3girls he had MouthAction with. And after the whole thing, baba told him money will start rolling in in 2months. Money beyond his imagination but he must have only one girl he with. The "brokeness" in Me started smiling because it seemed like something pretty easy to do until he said the most important thing is that he must not sleep at night because if he does an there he go follow commot from mother earth. Have said that's why he sleeps during the day so as to stay sharp at night and it's why he grinds every other night. In a bid to convince me, he showed his four account balances and when summed up we're looking at about N106m minus the ones he told me he keeps at home. I was pretty shook and scared at the same time. I told him I need to think about it and he said I could take all my time because it was a major decision that would change my life for good. He told me I have nothing to worry about as he handed me 50k. He rounded up by telling me anytime I'm ready I should call him that it was his father (the pastor I know and respected) that took him to the baba and he would take care of everything I need to make my own work. I swear down, the fear that entered my body made me rush to church the next morning and quietly drop that 50k in the offering because I need to unhear what I just heard. Especially the fact that his father, a pastor runs package with baba. Edakun. Some how, I concluded this is what all four of them were doing because they say birds the same feathers. The good in me told me to leave them alone but the "brokeness" in me was shouting at me to go ahead. I thought, since these guys didn't want to meet together it's probable they have different packages so I needed to look for the simple package that will not allow me ruin my life
The second dude called me and gave me his house address. Brothers and sisters, if you see the house you will shout hallelujah to the law seven times. Gold plated things and like 6 cars parked. My head big I swear n this dude is like 4yrs younger than me. We got talking and he told me that was one of his houses, and that he had to do everything in his dad's name so that no suspicions will be on him. His dad was a policeman the Last time I checked so I was pretty much amazed how they were able to work that out. Long story short, seems the first dude has told him about our discussions so he was more like trying to sell his package to me as the best compared to the one I've heard so I was all ears hoping this better. Mans tired of being broke and need a way out.... Nigga said all all he has to do is sleep with different girl everyday without protection. In my mind this Mans enjoying oh, no wonder he's comfortable telling about it with plenty smile in between. Mans further said after every three months he must go with the pant of the last three girls he slept with in the last three days of the month. Things were still sounding easy until mans mentioned the shocker that made me like my "brokeness". Mans said all the girls I sleep with must be from the same area � (as in, if I chose Egbeda only girls that live in Egbeda must be knacked) Ogar oh. He said if he knacks any girl out of Egbeda he will die. Well, all the money in the world wasn't worth it so I told him out rightly that I'm not sure I wanted any part of it. He felt pretty angry and sent me away but somehow he expected me to change my mind so he gave me 50k that if I changed my mind I should holla at him. After hearing this two, I was quite sure nothing good will come out of of the other two but the desire to be unbroke kept pushing me and moreso, I really needed to know what these guys were up to. This 3rd guy is the jagbagan awon Egbon olowo. He's about my age mate so I really wasn't surprised he's doing way better than the other 2. But I was surprised all the same because Mans was our SU president back then in school. So I assumed he used his sense to get a good deal. Dude drives in a convoy with Mopol. He doesn't even hide what he does in their presence. All I wanted was to hear his package and see if I can subscribe because I really needed to be unbroke. The kind of respek and power this dude commands can make almost any young man break. Dude dribbled me with several parties more like didn't want to see me. Although he made sure I was comfortable anytime I visited his house but he barely saw me. I was scared that the other two mans have told him how I reacted with them. Eventually he came around one Sunday morning when he told me to meet him up by 7am. I was ready for church that morning but my village people asked me "all the church when you dey go since watin Don come out?" I decided to go see him. Not attending church one day won't kill me. The first thing I saw when I got to his house was his beautiful cousin I was crushing on back then in school. Mehn, she was looking super hot and much more fresher than back then to make matters worse, she was wearing em hot bumshort n she had flesh in all the right places. I think he saw me looking lustfully at her when he smiled and told me that "that one na no go area". I quickly shook it off and focused on what brought me there in the fess place. He took me to his private parlor where I saw 4 barely clothed girls. He told them to go to the other parlor and and tell no one to come around till he was done discussing with me. Mehn, seeing all these made my head bigger and the desire to be unbroke rose to an all high Mans opened a secret room inside the private parlor and brethrens, the small room like a cubicle was fully stashed with cash. In different currencies brethrens and that instant I was willing to do anything to make the kind of money I was seeing. He quickly pulled me out Before I use my eyes to transfer all that money into my akant. This was where the chyking began.
Mans said he has MouthAction with the same number of girls every week and must not repeat any of the girls. I just told myself I knew this guy was smart because his own is quite simple. But to be sure I had to ask if that was all. Mans said not really that the tricky part of this is that he has to sleep with a member of his family and since he has no sister, he picked his super hot cousin (my crush. Since I have not been asking the other guys what happens to the girls they sleep with I decided to ask their jagbagan. He said when he sleeps with the girls and cums (including his cousin) what he releases into them is live maggots. Aiye mi te mi bami. As I left, I told him this was too deep to just accept. He gave me 50k and told me no need to lie if I don't want to get involved. He said there's no secrecy in it and they only tell close pals about it and baba requires that anyone who must be part of it must be told what he's Getting into so no need to worry about it..I thought there was nothing more preposterous to find out again especially considering the that I have met the "jagbagan" but since I had made up asked to see all four I needed to meet and just know what all four got themselves into. If you read through this and think it's all a fiction I pray you don't have to get so broke to wish for certain things. And may you not meet people who will help ruin your life successfully. I'm still trying to unhear some of the things I heard. Honestly, despite all I've been saying about not wanting to get involved in any of this, the brokeness in me wanted other wise. Meeting with the 4th guy actually gave the angle I've been missing in all my meetings with the others. They made everything look so perfect that all I had to to was just join them.. Niccur took me to a local bar (unlike the flexing I was expecting) he asked if I wanted to drink anything (this was making me feel uneasy since I didn't expect this kind of question from a "millionaire"wink. So I concluded he was the least rich and this conforms because He's the one with the Venza and for the second time we meeting he still driving the same venza. Menh, I somehow just concluded that since he was not so rich he took the low way unlike the other guys who took the highway. Dude told me he's sure I've probably met with the other guys and heard stuff from them about him but he wants to tell me what they didn't tell me.
He explained how he dropped out of school when he lost his dad and his uncles threw them out of the house and took his father's properties (which immediately cleared my doubt because I knew his father was doing well back then in school)
He lost his last brother because they were too broke to treat him so when his mom became pretty sick, he had to look for anyway to raise the money required. This was when he met a friend who gave him 50k to go take care of his mum
Once his mum got better, he went to thank his friend only to discover that the 50k was an unwilling commitment to become part of something he doesn't want to be part of At this point I almost began to cry but he saw me and told me not to do that because the cross was his to bear and he's doing it just fine. His own was pretty simple, all he had to do was never have the door to his room shut and he shouldn't have sex but strictly oral
He said the sex thing is not really a problem but the fact that he must not shut the door to his room. It doesn't matter if he's inside the room or not that door must not be shut. When he saw it was going to be difficult, he decided to remove the door permanently.
Brethrens of the Lawd, baba showed me akant balances and he's worth over N500m (I tell you the truth and I lie not). He told me truthfully there's money to be made but every night he hears the cries of the people he has scammed crying for help. He can barely sleep
That's the mystery behind him not closing the door, he has to live with the pains that comes with the money. And it never ends because at some point you have to do something new. He told me he was recently asked to bring the bras of some girls who he's had oral with
He concluded by telling me that they were 7 friends together but 3 had died because they couldn't keep up with their part of the bargain. He essentially told me that it's my choice to make but I must be ready to live with the consequences despite the cash
He offered me 50k and after all I heard I didn't feel comfortable collecting that money so I said no. Baba laughed endlessly and told me I am the luckiest dude alive
Dude said if I had accepted that money, I would have committed myself since I had already collected the 50k from the other 3guys. He wished me well, encouraged me to continue my hustle and never try to cut corners. He took me home to go see his mum since she knew me
Dude's house looked small and portable and I was like what a way to keep a low profile. But I entered inside and discovered the main house an underground master piece and least I forget, Mans got car for each day of the week and really the Venza was just a cover
I cut all form of connect and communication with them before I left the town but I heard two weeks ago the guy who shouldn't sleep at night did sleep and they found his body emitting live maggots. But his dad (a pastor) tried to cover it up

yeyerolling:
i did not write it

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Romance / Re: Gee/yahoo Boys Rituals. Can This BC Be True??? by Middlefinger1: 4:43pm On Jun 04, 2018
yeyerolling:
wat if dem use u for jazz
Baba you should consider a career in nollywood or APC

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Romance / Re: My Ritualist Friend Just Died...... by Middlefinger1: 6:21pm On Jun 03, 2018
selemempe:
u met someone in 2014 and he is showing u intercontinental bank balance. The bank ceased to exist as far back as 2011. Bro....ur story get k-leg. Give us the guys fb name lets check him out ourselves...if u are not lying
Sense full your head son of man.

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Family / Re: 30-years Old Man Sued By His Parent Finally Moved Out Of Their Home In U.S(Pics) by Middlefinger1: 9:12pm On Jun 01, 2018
Explorers:


Dodge ram
Thanks
Family / Re: 30-years Old Man Sued By His Parent Finally Moved Out Of Their Home In U.S(Pics) by Middlefinger1: 8:11pm On Jun 01, 2018
Explorers:


Lol..
What's the brand of his truck. The
Romance / Re: See Viral Photos Of Lazy Nigerian Youths Taking Photos While They Make Love by Middlefinger1: 3:49pm On May 21, 2018
The parents now

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Romance / Re: Approaching The Beautiful Woman: How To Handle The Pressure Points by Middlefinger1: 9:09pm On May 12, 2018
Hardeybohwarley:

Sorry bro. Anyway is it me or who else doesn't find post like this applicable to reality around them. Well park here.
That your meme is spot-on.

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Romance / Re: "Your Boyfriend Deserves To Know Your Body Count" - Joro Olumofin To Ladies by Middlefinger1: 2:06pm On May 09, 2018
Preshy561:
thank God I'm still a virgin.angry

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Celebrities / Re: Oge Okoye Wearing Fake D&G Top - Fans Say by Middlefinger1: 6:56pm On May 04, 2018
So someone can not wear fake D&G in peace again?

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